/sci/ - Science & Math

This just in: The length of a flaccid penis has no correlation to the erect size. (Look it up)

>taking art history final
>never did any of the reading ever
>no idea the answers to the questions
>ask to go to bathroom
>run to dorm room
>look up answers to questions
>run back to final
>answer all questions
>nail the final

>art history
>a hard science

>>5021997
No, it's because my superior intellect permits me to look beyond the borders your left brain set up for you.

Checkmate, fucking nerd.

>>4916375
I'm awesome. I'm not just an organic machine I'm an awesome organic machine. I'm going to keep on being an awesome organic machine because that's what I do.

>>4506278
Don't need facts when we have probability.
There is no reason to think we're unique.
There are more stars than we can imagine.
If the probability to harbor life is more than 0, it's pretty much guaranteed there are others.
And we exist. So the probability is not 0.
That the probability would be low enough for only us to exist, is almost an impossible coincidence.
It's like throwing a million dices and expecting all of them to fall on the edge. It's possible, but still stupid to believe that's what is going to happen.
Occam's razor.

Anyway, people who believe we're unique don't do it because of an informed opinion but because of religion or closemindedness, so it's still stupid.

>>4279869
There is no integer between 2 and 3, yet they are not the same
There is no real between 0.999... and 1, yet they are not the same
It's because 0.999... isn't a real number, it's a weird number

Just pistol whip them until they suck your penis.

And the award for the most useless science goes to.. Earth Science!

GOD
Physicists

TOP
Mathematicians

MID
Chemists, Geologists, Economists, Paleontologists

LOW
Sociologists, Archaeologists, Anthropologists

SHIT
Psychologists

KILL IT WITH FIRE TIER
Biologists

>>3755403
>implying this is the first annoying troll on /sci/

I have 134 IQ and am, indeed, vegetarian.

import random
from sets import Set

set = 'AABBCDE'
setA = set
restab = []

while 1:
try:
a = random.sample(setA, 1)
except ValueError:
break
setA = setA.replace(a[0], '', 1)
setB = set.replace(a[0],'', 1)
while 1:
try:
b = random.sample(setB, 1)
except ValueError:
break
setB = setB.replace(b[0], '', 1)
setC = set.replace(a[0],'', 1)
setC = setC.replace(b[0],'', 1)
while 1:
try:
c = random.sample(setC, 1)
except ValueError:
break
setC = setC.replace(c[0], '', 1)
setD = set.replace(a[0],'', 1)
setD = setD.replace(b[0],'', 1)
setD = setD.replace(c[0],'', 1)
while 1:
try:
d = random.sample(setD, 1)
except ValueError:
break
setD = setD.replace(d[0], '', 1)
setE = set.replace(a[0],'', 1)
setE = setE.replace(b[0],'', 1)
setE = setE.replace(c[0],'', 1)
setE = setE.replace(d[0],'', 1)
while 1:
try:
e = random.sample(setE, 1)
except ValueError:
break
setE = setE.replace(e[0], '', 1)
restab.append(a[0]+b[0]+c[0]+d[0]+e[0])

print (len(Set(restab)))

>> 690

>>3671501
No. It's just playing with perfect genetics.

Anonymous is a better troll than EK.

>in after a lot of buttdevastated chemfags

Deal with it. Your field is shit. This is an implicit consensus among most respected

No big deal, China buys a stake in every major U.S. corporation with their trillions of dollars, everything goes back to normal.

I personally welcome our Chinese and Japanese overlords

>AZN MASTER RACE
>REPORTING IN

>inb4 anti-censorship kiddies

Go back to reading your Orwell books. Censorship and "thought control" has some uses which increase the utility of mankind.

IF YOU HAVEN'T SENT SAL THAT VERY POLITE & COMPLEMENTARY EMAIL, YOU'RE EITHER A CHRISTFAG OR A DICK.

Ask someone with a 154 IQ anything.

>Perhaps I can lend insight into some matters which confound you plebs.

god exists wether you dirty fucking bitches like it or not. deal with it.

Semana santa bitches!

Grader right. You're wrong.

DEAL WITH IT