/sci/ - Science & Math

>Freshman year
>Come down with some pharynx infection, think its strep throat
>Gen Chem lab professor says missing a lab is an automatic zero
>Email professor and explain that I'm pretty sure I have strep and if I'll lose points for missing lab I'm coming in
>Professor emails me back saying I'll just be graded out of 9 labs instead of 10
>Turns out I only had a viral infection

>>9646106
Tell his kids

>>9637752
>be me
>back in secondary school lab
>have this buddy I sit in front of
>myself and buddy have the bantz and get the best results
>teacher doesn't give a fuck and is super relaxed
>doing some experiment with bleech and fire
>told to put a small bit of bleech in the beaker
>buddy pours the entire bottle in.
>ohfuck.exe
>pour all the washing up liquid in
>heat that shit up and stir it about
>we get bored
>decide to set fire to another's guys paper
>I place the hot match down and walk away
>it goes up in flames
>other groups experiment is ruined
>teacher gets mad at annoyed at other group
>teacher inspects our bleech work
>best experiment in the class
>myself and buddy had no clue wtf we were doing
>mfw

>>9609290

>>9586055

>>9300835
>>9300836
Ever read Frankenstein? You can't do that with science.

>tfw you give fake advice on ResearchGate to sabotage other researchers

What devilish things does the rest of /sci/ do?

>>8908666
>waiting on your proof, buddy

what dictates penis size and at around what age it doesnt grow anymore

>>8781313
>get to class early
>nobody there yet
>grab a pen and draw a small dick on the top corner of the whiteboard
>teacher doesnt notice

>mfw I provide deliberately wrong answers on researchgate to ruin other people's experiments and sabotage people working in my field

Who /devlish/ here?

>tfw creating an evolutionary neural net program that posts on 4chan and iterates itself based on how many replies it gets, producing ever more effective baits and shitposts
who /devilish/ here?