/sci/ - Science & Math

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Actually desu after I wrote those last two responses I started thinking about what you said, and I concede that the topic is much more tangled than I previously assumed.
I don't have sufficient knowledge or understanding to give a proper answer.

>>9237141
now I remembered that I was good at drawing in school and I loved doing that.
I should have sticked to that instead of letting my pride make me pursue a career in science just because I needed validation from others.

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t-thanks for putting me in perspective

>>8623432
>he won't live to see the fruits of Kek and the death of modernity

really makes you feel.

>tfw biochem midterm after halloween

so much for watching spoopy movies

>be 2010
>joseph and other actual scientists and mathematicians on sci
>intellectually stimulating discussions of math and science
>warm atmosphere, exchange of ideas

>2015
>halp sci how to integrate 1/x.
>is quantum mechanics like new age?
>0.99...>1 prove me wrong
>monty hall trolling
>engineers posting on sci

>mfw joseph and other elite sci posters left forever

>>7068046
As an aside, you do know that "computer programs" do not clarify anything at all, right?

We simulate only we cannot obtain, or cannot be bothered to obtain, an analytical solution to a probability of interest in a fully defined probability space.

Everyone turning to computer programs on this problem reveals himself to be probabilistically illiterate.

>WITHOUT misrepresenting OP's question.
>mfw you clearly didn't understand my clever characterisation of the disagreement on this problem being one of turning english into mathematics.

In theory, what's the least painful suicide method? I'm just wondering.
What about burning charcoal in a tent? Is that painful? How fast would you die? How much time would you sped in agony?

What's the quickest, most painless, most lethal and most available suicide method, assuming guns are illegal where you live.

Please explain natural transformations to a retard.

Please explain the Johnson's theorem to a retard.

Please explain what Godel's incompleteness theorems mean and what they imply to a retard.

Please explain what Godel's incompleteness theorems mean and what they imply to a retard.

>Tfw no caveman mode bf

hey /phi/ do you have that picture of a teacher doing math on a blackboard that has his head shopped for a sadfrog image? Pic related, it's sadfrog.

>Want to go into virology or immunology.
>The sciences are bloated with PhDs and I'll never have a job.
>I don't want to be an engineer.

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>Persia will never rise again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbIZU8cQWXc

>you will never pilot a nuclear powered icebreaker while blasting death metal over pirate radio
>you will never run a nuclear powered piracy syndicate with a home base in the arctic

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/what-will-life-be-like-in-the-year-2008/

You will never live in 2008.

What I wouldn't give to have an average sized dick like yours.

You think it's fun trying to please a woman with 10 1/2 inches of thick, rock hard man meat? You think it feels good to have her constantly cry out in pain, "Oh my God! It's too big! It's too big!" To see that look of fear on her face, her trembling lip (I hate that) the first time I flop out my massive man missile in front of her?

You think it's fun taking her to the ER because she dislocated her jaw trying to give me a bj?

Be thankful for what you have. It's no fun on the other side of the fence. Trust me.

>>5803969
In other words, the only way to get a decent job with a physics degree is to do something that has nothing to do with physics.

Nice.