/sci/ - Science & Math

Update:

/ck/ and /out/ were no help.

I decided to go the scientific route.

Poke it with a plastic spoon until it does something suspicious.

It's a green-spored parasol. Not deadly, but not safe to eat.

I then supported my hypothesis by playing golf with a swingblade. While I theorized that the largest mushroom would have the most spores, I discovered the undersides of the smaller ones were a violent dark green. I probably should have checked those first.

And that's the scientific method.