/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15349846
Hi there! Keep up with the good work!

Btw, I am an aspiring homeopath and I am trying to find a direct cure for sarcoma cancer. While anti-cancer miracle pills are dime-a-dozen, none of the homeopathic textbooks I own mentioned any specific remedies for brain cancer.

I however, have developed a thorough solution to this gap. Homeopathy rely one the "cures-like-cures" holistic approach in which the cures must show the similar symptoms to the existing diseases. This method takes advantage of the quantum entanglement theories spread around in modern science. After furiously scanning throw possible ingredients for a potential cancer cure, it occured to me that the best one, even for what should the terminal case, should require the constant reversal of death (of a person) and life (of the cancer cells), which leads me to antimatter, which is matter opposite to that ours in every aspect. The only place I know which may have harvested antimatter is at the CERN laboratory in Bern, Suisse.

The problem is that CERN does not grant security clearances to aspiring homeopaths. I am looking for volunteers to help me infiltrate CERN to extract a small amount of antimatter to test what may be.my universal cancer cure! Do it for science!