/sci/ - Science & Math

so ive been reading asimovs foundation books and I find the idea kind of interesting that you could theoritically predict major events with a combination of sociology economics and statistics.

Is their any groups trying to emulate this or is this stuck in the realm of science fiction?

I feel like if you made a program that mashed together SPSS and REMI models you could maybe get a decent idea of these things thoughts?

bumping

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.

ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.

ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.

ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."

ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!

ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."

ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!

ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.

ATHIEST DAD: Why not?

ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking each other in there.

ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?

ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.

ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!

ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Athiests make me so mad. Its like they think they know everything, but really what do the know? Nothing.

Thats what.

Nothing.

Thats what they really know.

Tell me this athiests...If GOD isnt real, then how come you are all created in GODS image? Its like you guys dont even think.

never.
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Do real scientists often wonder the same way than these pop scientists like Sagan etc.?

like
>we're just a speck
>We are made of star stuff
>billions and billions of stars
>vast and awesome universe.
>we are a way for the universe to know itself
>We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star.
>only by continuing our exploration of the cosmos and the laws of nature that govern it that we can truly understand ourselves and our place in this universe of wonders.

and so on

hey atheistfags. what do you say during sex, for the sole sake of pleaseure? How does it feel to be living in sin? You know, wats a few shorts years comarped to enternety in a lake of fire?

Philosophy: Have U Ever RLY Looked @ Ur Hands??

proof of hands: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_is_a_hand

disproof of hands: if i know i have hands, then i know i am not a brain in a vat
but, i don't know that i'm not a brain in a vat
therefore, i do not know i have hands.

both are logically sound... wat do

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Theorem: God does not exist

proof: Assume God exists. Since God is all powerful, pose the question
"Could God create a boulder so heavy that he, himself cannot lift".
Assume that this is true, then he is not all powerful and the idea of God cannot exist.
Assume that this is false, then then he is not all powerful and the idea of God cannot exist.
Thus a contradiction.

>Reductio ad absurdem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD9mjwF71sg

nigger bashing "evolution"

TAKE THAT YOU BIG FAGGOTS. CHRISTIANITY FO LIFE

Can /sci/ tell me why Christians are correct?

you lol'd