/sci/ - Science & Math

>>7155614
>tfw you'll do it with CRISPR

>>6911939
>tfw you were born just in time to to sign up for cryonics and wake up in the future

Holy shit, I just got some guy to do my entire lab for me

>In physics lab
>get assigned partners
>get some kid
>prelab starts (lab teacher shows what to do)
>i go to the bathroom and smoke a joint
>comes back 10 mins after prelab, this nerd has done all the work for me
>he tells me we dont have muhc time and have a lot to do
>i say ok to get him to shut him up
>start writing shit from his
>i literally just copy everything he wrote down while he thinks im working
>go back to playing games on my phone as this guy runs around the lab doing everything for me
>every time i adjust my pants he starts STARING at my FUCKING CROTCH and licking his lips (it might just be some sort of tic of his but he DEFINITELY was licking his lips)
>i end up getting a passing grade on the lab
>didn't have to do any of the work

>tfw infantile cartoon deleted

>tfw mexican and qualify for financial aid
>tfw majoring in mechanical engineering 300k starting

I found a reliable looking, somewhat more legit iq test site. It's based on ravens progressive matrices, so its only testing one aspect of intelligence, but nonetheless its rather good.

They use a population based model to score you based on the difficulty of the questions, which are determined by the percentage of people who get it correct.

The website is

iqout com

Also, please don't turn this into a "IQ tests are meaningless" thread, I know the limitations of IQ tests and how they aren't good predictors of success. I'm just interested how the /sci/ crowd performs.

>I ask evolitionists where we came from
>some answer saying we came from rocks
>some say we came from monkeys
>Mfw they can't even agree on their own THEORY.

mfw no new yourk

That feel when solving a motherfucking riddle of an equation and after half an hour you realise that motherfucker's solved all wrong and then you spend another half an hour fixing it and finally get it right.

>That feel when I'm going to get a PhD in theoretical physics and then got a job on wall street afterwards and be rich as fuark

>>3745594

>>3587771


Oh yeah.

And as far as condoms go, condoms are counter productive to the exchange of these hormones...

but there is a loop hole for this, you can swallow her vaginal fluid and her your sperm, and you both would technically get the benefits of this "sex chemistry"

>don't read book
>don't do homework (is none)
>tests are plug and chug (all equations given)
>get an A
>mfw

>Visit this "/sco/" for the first time
>Bunch of dead beat cunts comparing penis length or current place of residence
>With every sentence I read I feel stupider
>Come back to /sci/
>See this cancerous thread, as well as threads on particles and inertial frames of reference
>Realise people on here are at least attempting to educate themselves, or people perusing studies in Engineering, Science, etc. and will eventually reign tyranny on people from /sco/ as they clean their lawns.
>mfw I'm home

>>3308693

OP here. You give me hope

>>3123022
>how does it feel to know you have utterly nothing to offer to this world?

>you will never troll as good as OP

>>3073088

Btw, it's refreshing to see someone excited about math =). Been awhile since i've seen such curiousity

>Go to a french national engineering school
>Be paid for studying

Ask a guy that passed his generals exams today anything.

>that feel when I am taking courses that don't require me to regurgitate facts

Don't know about my IQ, but I'm sure as hell high right now.

im so glad i live on the east coast. i got like a zero percent chance of getting radiated.