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>>12778719
>be me
>existing in the sweet oblivion of death
>suddenly wake up in a clean room
>there is someone sitting on the other side
>he looks strange but still clearly human
>he says he's a historian graduate student from the year 2101
>using reconstructive AI he rebuilt my mind based on my shitposts
>spaghetti is spilling from his pockets as he awkwardly asks the first question about me
>interrupt him with a flurry of racial slurs
>take an AI shit in front of him
>mrw just cost someone his master's thesis from beyond the grave

>>12345636
>shoot porno in space
>NOAA tries to take it down because a shot includes the full Earth
>take them to court so they'll have to explain how they watched a 3 hour zero-g gangbang in detail

>come to /sci/ regularly
>actually failed highschool

what are the worst 2 chemicals to accidentally spill in your lab partner's underwear?