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>>8708406

It will be this woman (Cristina Stenbeck, Swedish-American, ~$550m net worth) and her Nigerian-Somalian boyfriend.

At the apogee of their flight they will begin a surprise live stream of the interior of the capsule. For one whole hour the world will bear witness as the couple engage in the impassioned throes of our species' first confirmed act of extraterrestrial love-making, as Cristina's husband and four children proudly look on. Musk himself will provide running Twitter commentary in his characteristic wry, understated style, taking note of points in the copulation where performance optimizations can be undertaken for the next event. I hope they will conceive a child.