/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15908255
Say that to him and get ready to wake up bleeding on the floor. Headbutt you through a brick wall

I wish pic rel impregnated my wife with his phenotype.

>the best physicist alive is a history major
Is this guy's existence some sort of glitch in the matrix?

This is what a scientist looks like.

>>15649711
They got pranked.

Is string theory the most high IQ theory of all times? What would be the required IQ to come up with something better?

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Better cooling up there. More cranium exposed to air means the brain can work at higher capacity.

stagnation is due to no progress in physics. who is the person that sucked billions of dollar and lured physicists astray for the past few decades? who could be behind it all?

Why do Jews mentally masturbate while pushing political agendas?

>veteran mode

Why do Jews mentally masturbate to other Jews when appealing to their authority? (i.e. Jew on Joe Rogan saying “Witten is terrifying!!1 0_0”)

His role is to divert civilian physics research down the fruitless rabbit hole of string theory, so that real theories of QG aren't discovered publicly which could be used by hostile nations to develop new technologies.

His father was a theoretical physicist specializing in gravity. He worked at Lincoln Lab, a DoD research facility, applying advanced technology to national security, and later for various defense contractors.

Young Ed Witten showed no particular aptitude for or interest in math and science. At university his interests were politics and journalism, and he graduated with a Bachelor of Arts degree in history.

After graduating he worked for the presidential campaign of George McGovern, a U.S. senator and former Air Force officer. When the campaign was over, Witten enrolled at University of Michigan to study economics. After one semester, he dropped out.

Despite having no aptitude or background in math or physics, Witten suddenly enrolled in Princeton University's graduate applied mathematics and physics programs. In just three short years, Witten published his Ph.D dissertation on guage theory, establishing himself as one of the most promising young theoretical physicists in the world.

He went on to do pioneering work in string theory and M-theory, nearly single handedly directing the field of theoretical physics towards these theories by producing promising results that appeared to be on the cusp of solving QG. He is widely regarded as the greatest living theoretical physicist, and his name evokes awe in his colleagues due to his penetrating work.

Now, 40 years later, physics is in the same place it was decades ago, still chasing the pipe dream of string theory.

He who shall not be named.

Who has highest h-index in your field? Pic related (203 according to google scholar)

Explain how geometric Langlands is a special case of S-duality.

It’s been proven that quantum superposition can actually affect physical objects, two cloned salmonella bacteria were introduced to different environments, one with milk and the other one without.
The one with milk was recorded to have produced the proteins to process it, the one that didn’t have milk didn’t. This is significant bc they proved it was a result of quantum uncertainty in the genes of the bacterium, not it reacting to the milk after it was put in the environment.
So, you could combine this with parts of quantum computing hardware that can alter the wave function of a particle without collapsing it, and you could create in theory a material that can react to its surroundings instantly based off some sort of passive input.

How do I achieve this phenotype?

What women around the world crave.
Drawn towards its gravitational wave.

>>11635554
yellow, yellow is lightning which is fast

>why yes, I am a Jewish physicist with a background in politics and it turns out there are 10 or 11 dimensions, which is oddly enough the number of sephirot in Kabbalah
>why no, I don't have any evidence

Why has no one pointed this out?

http://theapolloniantransmission.com/2019/03/22/jem-in-science-science-as-propaganda-torah-as-science/

Do string theorists use the scientific method?

>>11366939
>Obviously a second attempt is a bit like cheating, though. But it boost my self esteem all the same, so idc
based

>>11366993
>IT WAS ACTUALLY TRUE AGE REDUCES iq.
age doesnt reduce iq that much, that quickly

>>11366998
For the first one, you only keep in the third box what is common to the first two. This means that E is the answer.

For the second one, you suck your own dick and find out that E is also the answer.

For the third one you break a few ribs and realize that sucking your own dick just got a bit easier, and realize A is the answer.

For the fourth one you just guess and, if your iq score was high, you know you got it right

String theory explains all of them.
Roll out the aryan Witten pasta.