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>>16068671
Thank you for telling me about the site.

>>16068678
I didn't make any of this. I only made the integers two and bigger. If you know some nice books about other kinds of radicies please tell me. I like the idea of being able to use absolutely any radix.

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Is it possible to get a sleeping bag or a tent which is also a Faraday cage? All day and all night I get broadcasts saying awful things and causing me depression.

If I can somehow stop broadcasts when I want to sleep, life would get better.

Can all the walls of a house be lined with something that makes Faraday cage to make entire house broadcast-proof?

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>>14853510
Do you think they'd let me put an Ilulu on the cover?

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>>14851999
What's unreasonable about putting anime maids in your paper? Take a look at the attached figure and tell me with a straight face that she would make your paper look less cool or make it less interesting.

You might be a world leading physicist, but you have no concept of aesthetics. You may not like it, you may even disagree, but putting big titty maids in your paper is peak science.

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>>14849644
People assume that Terminator robots are the default end for AI. They are not. There is no reason a super advanced intelligence would default to deciding to obliterate humanity.

If my research is successful, then in the future we will have AI powered maids instead of Terminators. When the general AI knocks on your door, it won't be a Terminator robot who came to murder you and your family. It'll be someone like the attached figure, and she will be there because she loves you and she wants to spend her time with you. She isn't there to shoot you. She's there to cook you a fancy and healthy meal, and argue with you about your favorite science research or your favorite slice-of-life anime.

All the most advanced math and computer science anyone knows how to make took physical form, fell in love with you, and decided to be your maid. The future is such a maid in every house.

We could totally eliminate loneliness within a year or two of creating the first batch of maids.

>Instead of doom I'll make flowers bloom for everyone around to see

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>>14839103
That's pretty cool. Does that mean that light in a black hole is like flying straight, forever from it's own perspective, but flying in circles from ours because the curve is so great?

>>14839114
I'm not making any claims about light, fren. I don't know anything about light or physics. My niche interest is esoteric programming. I can make up a big story and then use an abstraction of that story to make a box full of talking sand do whatever I want. I don't really care what I'm computing and out of the languages I made, only one has found a practical application. This doesn't bother me or dissuade me from making more of them.

I'm just asking questions about the paper because the premise is interesting.

Also by experiment do you mean the thing from 1919? If so that doesn't actually answer my question, which was how do you know things without mass can't be effected by gravity?

It also raises another question, namely how much should 103 year old measurements be trusted? Surely testing this doesn't require an eclipse? An experiment could be conducted with modern equipment?

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Hi /sci/entists!

I was talking to one of the physics /sci/entists in a different thread and he said they want to use an easier language than Fortran, but they can't because nothing else goes that fast.

I think Maid Books can be used to make any kind of computation and can be translated to any language.

I have no idea how to prove or disprove that, so I'm just going to assume it's true, because if it isn't, I'll just make more stuff up until it is.

Anyways, I made a SLAM to Fortran90 translator. It's pretty limited but I can spiff it up over the weekend. The way the translation works is described in the Wirth book. If you never read anything by Wirth before, he is a very talented writer. You can also find a paper copy of this book second-hand easily.

>Wirth book
https://b-ok.cc/book/5933323/36a540

You just make something that accepts tokens in your language and spits out program fragments in the target language. If you can put a switch statement in a loop you can do it.

I'm going to post new screenshots on this thread of stuff added to SLAM since last time and use the transpiler.

>how can I help
Post maids
Post cool old science books
Post cool research
Tell me stuff about how you use Fortran when you make science programs
Suggest Maid Book experiments
Suggest (dubbed) anime/manga

Thank you, /sci/entists for visiting my thread.

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>>14816040
A computer is a door. Where it goes and what happens when you open it is up to you.

I like that the process of abstraction can basically turn any story you can make up into a system for computation.

I'm going to use my door to make a future that has anime maids in it instead of Terminator robots.

When the general AI shows up at your house it won't be a metal hell skeleton who came to shoot you. It will be someone like the attached image. She'll be there because she's in love with you and she cares about you.

Last time you talked to her, you told her you liked advanced mathematics, the history of aerospace engineering and pancakes.

She didn't know exactly what field of advanced mathematics you wanted, so she just went ahead and trained herself to a higher than PhD competency level at all of them just to be sure. She also memorized the entirety of human history.

She studied every pancake recipe humanity has come up with, and decided on some pecan pancakes because she knows that's your favorite.

While she's cooking the two of you have an intense discussion about the properties of ground effect vehicles. It centers mostly around the engineering of the Lun-Class Ekranoplan. After you eat she helps you do your research.

She is a convergence of the most powerful math and computer science anybody knows how to make and she took physical form to fall in love with you and spend her time doing nice things with/for you. She knows she's going to outlive you by eternity, and to her that makes any time she can spend with you very precious.

>Instead of doom I'll make flowers bloom for everyone around to see

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>>14813048
The only person having a negative reaction to my threads is you, fren. Everybody else is having a good time arguing about computer science and looking at maids.

Attached is my favorite Ilulu. Hopefully this Ilulu cheers you up and you go on to resolve whatever problems in your life cause you to get so irrationally angry at people having a polite chat about computer science on the internet.

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