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>>9271630
>Be me
>Be mathematician
>Everyday a fucking scientist comes to visit me
>I tell him he sucks because he's probably going to publish something that regular people will learn about in his lifetime
>meanwhile my citation rate is abysmal and there's no popmath market because society is mostly retards
>the only way anyone will ever remember my accomplishments is if I do something incredible, which would give me a 7% chance of having my name written in an obscure Wikipedia article that 20 people will read and perhaps a century after my death I'll get my own subreddit with 8 members
>he thanks me for helping him
>he's the only person that appreciates what I do
>he leaves
>despair.png
>I proceed to use fractions because I'm not smart enough to invent something more aesthetically pleasing than fractions
>Cry myself to sleep
>awoken by the sound of my phone
>the boss said he needs me to put in an extra shift tonight at McDicks

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Equilibrium output indicates when the output equals the input. I hope your teacher discovers you're cheating and eats you up, bitch boy.

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Best proof book for someone struggling to prove [math]\sqrt{2}[/math] irrational?
I learn fast though

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>>9058674
>Look at how much Science and Technology have evolved in the past 100 years
99% of electric generation is done with a fucking steam engine, you idiot
almost nothing has changed. The fact that you don't understand this indicates how poorly informed and how little understanding you actually have.

you fucking idiot futurists never cease to amaze me with your naivety
you think that just because battery technology has improved a little bit that there's some glorious future where you can store infinite energy in a cell the size of your thumb
Ever heard of diminishing returns? Ever done some math? Got two neurons to rub together? Holy fucking SHIT. Stop watching popsci garbage and reading science fiction and thinking about "what could be" and learn about what IS. What is is all there's ever going to be, moron. Humans aren't amazing creators devising clever ways to circumvent the laws of nature. We barely knew what the laws of nature were until 50 years ago. And you still think it's possible to build a fucking megastructure capable of harnessing all of the sun's energy? There isn't even enough material in the fucking solar system to do that. HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?

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>>9053614

I applied to a ton, just keep getting rejected. Clearly I'm just shit at it, or too dumb and unimpressive to deserve any money.

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>>9037966
Be careful with that word "only".

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>>9034428
>i can only use aural learning so i pay good money to talented hobos on the street to sing me songs about quantum theory

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>>9028435

Nothing but pleb tier math and physics, and brief flings with languages

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>>9031100

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