/sci/ - Science & Math

>>7375605
if hawking is so smart why does he look like he just saw the grudge?

hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Cambridge, I’ve been involved in numerous studies of quantum theory, and I have over 300 confirmed publications. I am trained in theoretical physics and I’m the smartest half dead guy in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another quark. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of dr naruto and big black science man across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, as long as I'm in my chair, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Not only am I extensively trained in black holes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my chair and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little photon. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

ITT: /sci/ writes a letter to Stephen Hawking.
1-3 words per post.

I'll start:
I believe that...

>>7354359
That video was so pop sci it gaves me Amyotrophe Lateralsklerose.

>>7313968
>hurrrr durrr philosophy is dead