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Why the fuck is this thread still here?

OKAY GUYS, NEW THEORY (a guess). ALL 0.9 TROOFERS ARE THE REAL CONSPIRATORS.

THAT'S RIGHT. The truthers have been making up false claims and going to ridiculous lengths to forge half-assed evidence and sound-bytes for a larger agenda. What is their motive? To TROLL AMERICA AT LARGE.

Oh, you heard me. Every new truther that they recruit buys into the lies and half-truths! It's so clear to me now. They go around preaching their new inside-job religion and jerk off to pictures of buildings exploding with thermite. I bet they even think the real ending to Fight Club ended with the credit bureau being blown up.

All it took were a handful of powerful wealthy men at the top. Ultima-trolls. The final boss of trolls. And now they have a whole army--a LEGION of devoted followers who don't even know they're being trolled.

Truthers. Let this be our FINAL BATTLE.