/sci/ - Science & Math

>>6214890
>take calc II
>"this gun b ez"
>get influenza right before midterm
>fucking hallucinating/almost throwing up during test, can't concentrate
>get a 3.0 because of it

whelp

>>5675197

thread over, the autist is here

>>5271995
Eh, not really. I still don't get it. I just checked out an online converter and 10,450,000J = 0.01045kJ. And 0.01045*10^4 = 104.5kJ, which isn't my initial answer of 10,450,000J. Fuck I'm so lost, and I don't even know how.

>pic related

>an engineer is a mathematican

>>4635940
You too.

Atheism is just another religion. Instead of worshipping God, you worship nature and humanity. What do you hope to achieve by understanding the universe if you can't even understand yourself? Atheists need to grow up.

Deal with it.

>At party
>talk to girl
>Starts talking about her self
>Complains about how hard math and science are
>She took one semester where she took math, chemistry and biology together
>She "got confused and mixed up the material" and "It messed up here GPA"
>Ask her what she's majoring in
>"Education, I want to be a teacher"

Okay then; I'll take the next shuttle off this planet please.

How useful is MATLAB as a programming language? Have to take it for a uni class.

This may be completely retarded but I figured I would ask.

Is there any way we could turn human fat into some sort of fuel?

Just your daily reminder that you don't want to live on this planet anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LACyLTsH4ac

>mfw op posted troll face

That's not how the forced meme works.

>169 posts

One time I was high and came up with a third sex along with a friend of mine.

This third sex has a spoon shaped genital. First, he rubs this spoon shaped in a man's testicle, that makes the third sex release an hormone that goes directly to his spoon. Then he rubs this spoon on the woman's vagina, more specifically, her clit and because of that she becomes temporarily fertile. The man then penetrates the vagina and makes her pregnant.

The third sex suffers from a lot of prejudice though. Both men and women see them as the weakest sex, for he only takes part in this transition. Some psychologist claims they are envy of the man's penis and of the woman's capability of making babies. They achieve less than the man and women are more caring than them, but they are certainly the most versatile sex. They can manipulate both men and women with sex, because it's much more pleasurable to rub your testicle in their spoon than it is to penetrate the vagina, same goes for the woman.

It's normal for everyone to be bisexual. Some people are trisexual though and like to have it all. There are heterosexual couples of three kinds, man-woman, woman-third sex and man-third sex. They sometimes live together but they suffer from a lot of prejudice and are also unable to have children. Some countries agreed to make heterossexual marriage legal and even grant permission for adoption, but still most nations agree that you must have a three part relationship in order to do it. In this world, tables are usually round or hexagon shaped. Food comes in portions for three. Families are bigger as incest is forbidden and so a common marriage means three families are getting together.

Then again, I was high as fuck when I thought of this.