/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11052903
You think humanity would just stand by and not construct mechas to take on the adagio threat?

>>10512870
>the more clocks I construct

>>10439497
Here's a revolutionary idea for ya: if you don't want to be accused of rape, DON'T RAPE WOMEN. We are human beings, and it's time you started treating us that way.

>>10426156
>get into Stanford PhD program
>entering class is unusually big
>most students find an advisor in first year
>all the young, ambitious professors in fashionable fields already taken
>get old, senile adviser doing 1950s shit
>promises second author on multiple papers
>spend 3 years doing lab bitchwork
>papers don't materialize, for good reason
>realize professor's hypotheses are senile fantasies
>start shitposting on 4chan from the lab computers
>racism, gore, everything, just to let off some steam
>weeks pass
>one day, suddenly get called into dept head's office
>"Anon, I..."
>try to explain about board culture
>try to explain the stress I've been under
>try to explain it's all a mistake
>"That's all very well, Anon, but I don't see what that has to do with this accusation Stacey has leveled at you."
mfw