/sci/ - Science & Math

>>14838728
>student climbs to the top floor
>prepares to jump
>he searches for a reason not to
>images flash in his mind
>playing in a playground and eating peanut butter sandwiches with his mom when he was a kid
>friends he had in highshool
>fun he had in team sports
>memories of people who love him
>better times
>then he remembers the horrible truth
>his university is a private institution, rather than a state run one
>unable to resolve the turmoil of existing in a school not directly micromanaged by the wonderful, totally competent, not farcical at all Biden administration, he jumps
>his body turns into a red puddle on the ground floor
>some of the puddle splashes on the librarian
>as she sits in her chair wiping bits of frothed brains off her glasses she thinks to herself
>that's the third one this semester
>if only a slightly different set of unaccountable bureaucrats ran this school!
>he'd never have jumped if this was a state owned and operated facility!

What floor did you jump from to sustain this level of brain damage?

>>14800847
I would absolutely die of laughter if this ended up not only being true, but also all the crazy bullshit about planetary positions the people behind Thunderbolts Project claim, and all that bullshit about dark matter and crap turned out to be completely wrong.