/sci/ - Science & Math

How come physics as a community is so fucking autistic?

>be me

>slightly awkward guy starting phd

>in my department am a literal gigachad because I can maintain eye contact and talk to strangers
>literally no one else can talk like a human being
>try making friends with them, doing things they like, trying to relate to them
>they are literally disgusting, not fun to talk to, boring people with no hobbies

Why are physicists so retarded? Youd think the “smartest” people would know to not wear the exact same clothes 3 months in a row, would be able to make small talk, would understand that they honestly look like fucking shit and need to shave, and could have a hobby or life right!? I literally ask my coworkers to do stuff on the weekends (shopping, bike riding, sailing, hiking, bouldering, movies, arcade, etc) and some of them tell me they are “anxious” to do stuff so they cant. Wtf?? These pale ass incel ass motherfuckers why xant i meet ONE NORMAL physicist who isnt a fucking INCEL ASS SOCIAL REJECT

Unironically ugliest and least sociable discipline ever, holy fuck guys, wtf.

And what is the fucking deal with how pitifully unfunny they are? Picrel is someone who thought this was worth posting ? Is it an ASL thing