/sci/ - Science & Math

What are your current life problems, /sci/?

Here are mine:
1. Expected to succeed in school, but not succeeding.
2. Immense guilt over not succeeding, because parents are paying 50,000 dollars per year to get me through this so called top/elite college.
3. Sleeping too much... 12 hours per day or more..
4. No job, and if I don't do well in school, I'll be kicked out and have to find a job. I don't want an everyday, desk job – I want to be a research scientist and be on the cutting edge, contributing to society's intellectual and technological advancement. Then again, giving up a few hours per day to do some menial task and then doing whatever the hell I want for the rest of the day and weekends doesn't sound bad at all. I suppose this is a question of doing what is right and what is easy...
5. Deep discontent over aforementioned failures, but I suppose not enough discontent to actually get me off my ass to do something about it. I have these brief spurts of motivation

In summary I'm a piece of shit.

Pic related. I'd like to be there now.