/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11101695
nah my brother, a fat ass is different than a gym ass.
you're fucking sick if you think those muscular cows are attractive.
I like PHAT fucking asses.
I mean I agree that it's my brain being tricked about fertility but I cannot change it.
>>11101690
fuck you man. at least it's better than being invaded by actual uncivilized niggers. hurr durr le epic black germany, le epic black france. let in all the refugees.

Dear women, I am a math nigga and I want to create a god level mathematician. You require to be intelligent to breed with me.
If the child comes out unintelligent I will burden you of raising it and seek a better cattle for bringing me my god level mathematician.
If it is smart but not a son I will also burden you with raising it alone and seek for a perfect creation.
you child will probably come out brown, like a light caramel or tawny.
I seek great maternal characteristics.
A mother should be attractive and beautiful, no uglies.
I'm not interested in casual sex, but a women shouldn't sleep around, no sluts. I am willing to compromise and give you sex on the weekends if you really just must have it. I was only intending to have intercourse as to create the child, as I do not believe in artificial means.
I will not show affection to you ever, and only will to my perfect child. I hope you won't show affection to me, and I expect you to dress properly at all times.
I am naturally violent, but don't mean to be, you should learn to deal with me. I will try to be a good person to you as I believe a good marriage makes a good child. But I will not sleep in the same bed with you and require separate beds.
I despise whores. if you exhibit anything I might consider whore-ish, like showing your ankles in public, then I will no longer feel a responsibility to raising any child with you and will find a new cattle.
I require the child be taught latin as a second language. I keep a collection of arthropods and intend to share my hobby with my son.
if the first child does not show signs of genius to me I am willing to try a second time, but if the other children do not met the proper conditions I will not show affection to them, and I will care very little about them.
>>11100195
kek
>>11100254
>romantic shit
your face is too pretty to bruise, so I won't hit your face.

>>11082177
>YOU NEED TO POST MY GUY CUZ REEEEEEEE
yeah ok mr. passive agressive.
>>11078360
anything Lang
great goy.
>>11083239
engineer tier shit.

>>11049225
suck my dick or i'll kill myself, you not sucking my cock right now is damaging me what the fuck anon you're a bad goy.
ANON MY DICK IS STILL UNSUCKED BY YOUR PRECIOUS LIPS, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? DO YOU ENJOY PUTTING ME INTO AN UNENDING MENTAL HOLOCAUST?
anon...time is getting slow.. all I feel is pain. I just feel suffering without your sweet lips wrapped around my little cock. :( what the fuck bro you're so immoral. I was planing on going into the medical field to help sick people and develop treatments but no...with my now dry and depressed cock I must just off myself because you're worse than fuckign satan.

>>11030006
>thinking money has value.
oh my boy, how weak you are; How simple your mind must be; how much cock you must suck for that very last coin.
sad
We all rot to bones my friend. To each his own, but I do say, I surely do not envy you.