/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10130326
how do I know you're a retard, you ask, with your mouth full of sperm, shit and cowpat? how? hoooow (in a mocking accent, laughing at your retardation)? howww? well, it's because you gave me an useless argument, you turdboy

>>10130326
why contribute to science, child? you vile, putrid fucker, I will shove turds up your throat endlessly, for hours, hours, days and I will still smile and laugh and have fun while doing it! why, oh, why you fucking retard? why do you assume so many things, pigg?

why? why? WHY?
how do you justify your decisions? why do you live your life in the way you do it? are you being authentic to yourself? what is authenticity? do you have any original idea? do you not think that society and history determines vocabulary, culture, etc. and makes you its ideological slave? what is your own idea? why do you assume that the framework your society gave you is "the one"? why become X? why be a mathematician? why? because it's good? why is it good? it's respected? why do you care about respect? you want money? some people are very happy without money, so this clearly isn't objective
are you just assuming things? why? and you're living your life based on this assumption? why do you feel superior to others if this is true?

>>10130270
causality is not logical, turdman, it's a category, and if you add the intuition of space-time you can start understanding shit, according to Kant, the number one authority on the philosophy of mind!

>>10130292
begone atheist, or I will throw vile turds at your hairy, gorrila-like body

hahahhahahaaha OP omfg god damned hahahahhaha it's 6 am I cant sleep keep thking about your stupid ass thread hahahahah

imagine, for the sake of an absurd joke, imagine for a second if you, after 20 years, became a famous mathematician

and someone asks you "what made you become a mathematician?"

now, before you answer, all of us would be thinking about famous prodigies, about von neumann calculating stupid shit at a young age, etc.

and then, after a pause (let's assume this is a video interview) you answer, with your retard accent, mongol accent or wtf you have:

>I read von neuman's wikipedia article and I decided to become a mathematician

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA HFUCK FUCK AHAHHAHA HFUCKK FUCK !!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH OP FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA IS THIS REAL? IS THIS STUPIDITY REAL?????? HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY GUGDANGED SHIET!

>>10130274
it's not possible for you to know me because I just started posting today
*sucks a well-formed, 4-on-the-bristol-chart turd*

>>10130257
how do I know that you're a retard? you used the word >chew in the context of reading/understanding

every pseudointellectual turd-box washing closet of a man uses this expression, or, alternatively:
>devouring books

you're not devouring shit you fucking retard

you're an average-IQ loser predestined for faggotry, wagecuckery, fat-wifery, shitty-kids-ery, etc. you fucking idiot cretin

have you ever questoined your own morality, you turd-man? hahahahahahaha lmao you fucking retard

>chew

why don't you use a more homosexual, i.e. appropiate word, you fucking faglord? why don't you:

>fellate through books, stroking the testicles of the book while licking the spine

or

>dry anal fuck a book
?

god damned virtue signalling drone-like pseudointellectuals

>>10130257
you're a retarded that just assumed "math is the best thing" without questioning himself, not even once, about whether what he's doing is the best decision or not

have you ever thought about your morality? what values do you have, retard? I'm willing to bet an entire turd on the fact that you just do maths because it's a respected field that makes you sound smart and evolved, like some sort of alpha male among losers, i.e. one eyed bastard among blind faggots sort of thing

i do that by default, lmao

~~~~

I AM a stupid human, an evolutionary peon, I am the human equivalent of a bee drone or a worker bee, I am a slave, I have a role, a goal, I am manipulated, controlled, violated, destroyed, abused by biological imperatives

I am nothing! Society is an accident! I'm an upgraded bee! I'm an experiment! I'm a fucking peon! I'm a gug-danged re-tard (spoken with a southern accent)!

I AM a stupid human, an evolutionary peon, I am the human equivalent of a bee drone or a worker bee, I am a slave, I have a role, a goal, I am manipulated, controlled, violated, destroyed, abused by biological imperatives

I am nothing! Society is an accident! I'm an upgraded bee! I'm an experiment! I'm a fucking peon! I'm a gug-danged re-tard (spoken with a southern accent)!

I AM a stupid human, an evolutionary peon, I am the human equivalent of a bee drone or a worker bee, I am a slave, I have a role, a goal, I am manipulated, controlled, violated, destroyed, abused by biological imperatives

>>10130234
really? damn... I'm gay

fuck!

>>10130186
>>10130197
>>10130182
PUSSY GAVE ME LIFE!
PUSSY SHALL MAKE ME A MATHEMATICIAN!

I AM a stupid human, an evolutionary peon, I am the human equivalent of a bee drone or a worker bee, I am a slave, I have a role, a goal, I am manipulated, controlled, violated, destroyed, abused by biological imperatives

so what? with the little awareness and will I have I will beg the god of PUSSY to make me a mathematician! after all, being a mathematician is no different from being a bee drone, correct? you're both losers, virgins, slimeballs, turd-sucking fuckers waiting for a chance to have sex but in reality you're fucking useless to the hive and you can get kicked out by the bees at any moment, and remember, the queen bee can sting without killing herself, FUCKER!

My mantra: I am the homo sapiens equivalent to the bee drone. I was made to fuck, and maybe I will get lucky. If I don't, it doesn't matter, the worker bees will kick me out and I will just fuck off. My mantra: biological imperatives use and abuse me, but I am allowed to have a say in this because rationality is an evolutionary experiment. I can use pussy to get to mathematics and vice versa! PUSSY => MATHEMATICS /\ MATHEMATICS => PUSSY

the geometry of the pussy gives an incentive to practice mathematics, and this incentive is 100% instinctive, it's bullet proof, I will do math like the monkey fucks another monkey! repetitive, mechanistic, 100% simple!

>>10130212
imagine sucking and licking on that wet, juicy, PHAT pussy, just imagine, stretch your imagination to the max, visualize that labia, bite it, pull on it, is it elastic? yes, it is, I imagined that too, therefore it is an objective truth according to philosophy
the ontological argument of the pussy... does it exist, or does it not? is pussy real? is sex possible IRL? irrelevant, what I know and what is relevant: I fap, therefore I exist FAPPITO ERGO SUM, SUM ERGO FAPPITO, pussy makes my brain go haywire man! going insane right now but feeeels good!
I will become a mathematician and I will fuck 1000 pussies in this life! guaranteed! pussy will have to wait for mathematics, but mathematics will then open the gates for pussy!

how? it would take me hours to present my argument here, I have about 20-30 points that I need to develop and put into context but just trust me, it works, the argument is fine, and pussy does lead to mathematics and vice versa, just trust me

pussy geometry is an incentive for mathematics! use your basic instincts to make things more fun! so what if you're NOT an asexual autist? you can make yourself asexual!

PUSSY GAVE ME LIFE!
PUSSY SHALL MAKE ME A MATHEMATICIAN!

I AM a stupid human, an evolutionary peon, I am the human equivalent of a bee drone or a worker bee, I am a slave, I have a role, a goal, I am manipulated, controlled, violated, destroyed, abused by biological imperatives

so what? with the little awareness and will I have I will beg the god of PUSSY to make me a mathematician! after all, being a mathematician is no different from being a bee drone, correct? you're both losers, virgins, slimeballs, turd-sucking fuckers waiting for a chance to have sex but in reality you're fucking useless to the hive and you can get kicked out by the bees at any moment, and remember, the queen bee can sting without killing herself, FUCKER!

>>10130206
what do you mean? is that a book? i tried googling it but my turd-infected brain can't find anything

>>10130193
yes, check the holy bibble, the answer to all answers and questions, you turd-sucker

>>10130150
well i mentioned principia mathematica, check the OP text again
what's the connection between what you said, PA and godel's incompleteness theorems?

>>10130139
THIS IS WHY I WANT TO BECOME A MATHEMATICIAN YOU FUCKING TURD SUCKING WIKIPEDIA-READING LOSERS! MY GOAL IS REAL, I HAVE A REAL JUSTIFICATION, NOT LIKE YOU, WANNABE WIKIPEDIA POSERS! I WANT TO BECOME A MATHEMATICIAN BECAUSE OF PUSSY! BECAUSE OF THE GEOMETRY AND CURVATURE OF PUSSY! IT IS FUCKING GODLIKE! I WANT TO REASON AND ANALYZE VAGINAS AND HIPS AND LEGS AND ASSES AND BREASTS AND FOLLOW THE CURVES BUT MATHEMATICALLY
I WANT TO WORK ON A 3D SEX SIMULATOR, WITH ALL THE FANCY TECH!
pussy will make me a mathematician! pussy gives you like, pussy should give you goals, losers! every time I see pussy I think about math, idiots! mongoloids! TURD SUCKERS!
>>10130147
this

>>10130128
please, more, turd-sucker! I was becoming interested and i briefly stopped sucking on my turds, but if you dont' continue I will suck everyting!

>>10130139
just two stupid legs and a slit, but my brain is in overdrive! I am calculating all the slits the angles the curves the juices the pubes, the hip shape the pussy bone the 3d shape of the pelvic area, the ass, the legs oh wow the subsurface scattering that takes place on the labia majora, amazing! calculating and fapping all the time and in between sucking turds endlessly, such is life as a male human bee drone

>>10130124
found this in an amateur thread, pussy is godlike, hips too, amazing aesthetic value of the vagina, my brain is in overdrive, i will fap 5 times tomorrow, the sexual imperative is real, nigga! sucks on a turd

>>10130124
1. turd-sucking manual
2. clit-slurping manual
3. being a mirror man, a la nietzsche
4. being a bee drone that dedicates his life to mathematics and society doesn't reward him, e.g. women still don't gie him pussy and men think he's weak and autistic
5. stop
6. suck a well formed, 4-on-the-bristol-stool-chart turd