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>> No.2207178 [View]
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>> No.2205833 [View]

OP, I'm 5'4". Black people are taller, have a deeper voice and bigger dicks.

>> No.2205715 [View]

>Cat's Scrödinger
>Scrödinger
Alrighty then.

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Atheist kid: "Dad, how do I know if I truly love someone?"

Atheist dad: "AHHA UR SO STPUDID THERS NO LOV EITS JUS CHEMCIAL RECTION ITS NOT REAL DER DER IT INTIVITTED BY HUNANS ITS DOESNT EXSIT HUR HERF DURR DERP DERP"

>> No.2201685 [View]

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Seems legit.

>> No.2201516 [View]

I don't think so, Tim.

>> No.2197788 [View]

Shit's cash man. I get super vision and the world seems wobbly as fuck. Also unicorns man, unicorns.

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Alrighty faggots, listen up. So I just installed Deus Ex

>> No.2196876 [View]

HURR CHRISTMSAS IS JUS CORPORATE WANNA MAKE MONI ITS ALL JUST ABUT BIG COROROATNIONS MAKING DOLLAR DURR LOVE IS JUS CHEMCIAL REACTION INTS NOT REAL PPL INVITTED IT..
RELGIONS IS SO BAD THEIR STUPDI BCOS THEY BELIVE IN GODS AND IIS DUMB;
DURRR HURF

>> No.2196827 [View]

>>2196722
>she is about as interesting as a carrot.
If you choose to live with one of those blonde party whores, then that is true.

>> No.2196824 [View]

>>2196816
So much bottled up butthurt.

>> No.2193645 [View]

>>2193620
Brainfuck is also a good choice indeed, you'll eventually have a good grasp of the imperative paradigm. It takes very little time to learn it, the programs are very fast and it's a lot of fun.

>> No.2193630 [View]

Python

*not trollin'

>> No.2193422 [View]

>>2193333
He was checked before and after birth quite a few times, he's in perfect condition (also as far as I know he doesn't look retarded).
I'll buy him some huge colorful Lego (or whatever the brand is) blocks for Christmas, that way he can prepare himself for the harsh life of engineering.

>> No.2193310 [View]

>>2193271
Thanks for the tip, but I highly doubt my dog will have the balls to hurt the babby, I told him I'd excommunicate and then burn him at the stake if he did. Anyway my mom is in her 40s, maybe slightly too old to fit to our social standards. Oh well, accidents happen (yeah I fucking bet it was one), but she's a great mother.

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Alrighty so I got a little brother three days ago. Now my dog is jelly as fuck when my mother is holding the little one, and so he begs me to hold him in his arms too.

What's the science behind jelly?

>> No.2191380 [View]

I find blonde retards like the one in OP's picture disgusting. I would never go out with such a bitch. She seems to be the perfect slut, the only thing she's good at is getting fucked.

>> No.2191226 [View]

I don't. What are you talking about OP?

>> No.2191088 [View]

>>2191070
LOLOLOLO I don't care, she'd go berserk over your ass. She'd beat the living shit out of you if you tried to fuck with her.

>> No.2191064 [View]

>>2189622
>>2189444
Those are not fucking animals. Actually they are, but I'm talking about real ones. Mammalians in fact. And not goddamn cows, they're like poodles to humans. I'm talking about dinosaurs, bears, lions, alligators, wolves and whatnot.

>>2189617
Never responds.

>>2189634
Go shove a starfish up your ass, I checked it before posting. Seems correct.
>http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/offspring

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If you tried to hurt a female animal or her offsprings she'd go fucking berserk all over your greasy ass. If you tried to hurt a woman she'd beg for help and scream like a little girl.

Where did the human species go wrong?

>> No.2187979 [View]

>>2187964
why do u say that

>> No.2187973 [View]

You have 10 seconds to name two male inventors.

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