/lit/ - Literature

>>22687485
:(

Best books about men being men... and by that, I mean, mean fuckin', bangin', screwin', dicking-down, rootin', laying-pipe, and sewing their wild oats with every hot babe they know. To hell with their wife and family. A mans got to get his nut. I need books written by horney mother-fuckers daydreaming about getting their dick sucked, getting rimmed, and spanking bitches.

The more misogynistic the better (both in characters AND in the writer themselves).
"I love you, babe." She whispers - licking his ear.
Pushing her away, "Shut up, bitch! Make me a roast beef sandwich!"

Fuck off with this Marquis de Sade, shit. I also need beauty. I need lyrical prose. I need a good story. I need humour. I need heartbreak. Give me something to chew on... as I sport a Rodney in my right-hand.

I hear a troon a comin', rope around his neck
O he ain't seen his penis since Lord I don't know when
I'm stuck in clown society, and it will just get worse
But 42 percent of em, leave home backseat of a hearse

When I was just a baby, my momma told me, son
Always be a real boy, don't ever transition
But I took some pills in Reno, that made my hips grow wide
When I hear my pussy dilate, I hang my head and cry

I bet there's trans folks gobblin' high octane HRT
"You'll never be a woman, just another gay tranny"
Well Chuck sure had it coming, that's why he's now called Sneed
My posts these jannies keep removin'
And that's what tortures me

If they freed me from this prison
Said it was all a joke
The only eggs I'd ever want, have a yellow yolk
No more stinky vaginas, my penis got to stay
I'd let that new reality, blow my blues away

>>20158710
I'm absolutely using this

>>20158187
I legit think I'll use this, thank you

Hey so I started a Zine and I'm looking for contributes for the upcoming issues, the theme is women/girls and papaya....I'm open to any short stories or poetry or art in general related to that theme of anybody is interested.

My email is juicypapayarecords@gmail.com

>>19879634
Yourself got to be the most imbecile I ever seen!

>>16663081
Ten of millions of Europeans have been captured, enslaved, raped, butchered,
and murdered by muslim sewer rats of allah in the ass...WORSE, 400 million people
of India got decapitated like that, so many that the mount of skulls hid the sun.
IT IS TIME TO NUKE THE BILLION AND HALF OF the MUSLIM MONSTERS!

>>12023022
That dogs piss on sophists...

•Milady de Winter from The Three Musketeers.
•Weena from Time Machine
•Jane Eyre from Gathering Heights.

>>9074335
Kek

>>9073218
Same.

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>>7876255
>the rage of the unwritten
There's your plot right there.

>>7875725
nice

Hamsun is considered the "leader of the Neo-Romantic revolt at the turn of the [20th] century", with works such as Hunger (1890), Mysteries (1892), Pan (1894).

Can someone explain to me what neo-romantic revolt is? Is it like social-realism?

Me

>reading Baudrillard

>entire pages of near-gibberish

>then you get to that once sentence and it starts making sense

>>5437002

I write fanfiction too because fanfcition is the way that usyou take htout the hcaracyers from the thing anthat is that what you are wriirng about and then you put them iun a nother thing that you a rea wriirng and not the thing saghta you are wirirng about but is the thing you are writiign. that means that you are writing fanfiction, which then you make soething that is not the thing you are wriing a bout but is tinstead comes from the thing you are wririntg about but is not that thing but is something new that come from that thing. So if that thing is not the thing that you started fo4rm but become thing you write now than it is no longer that thing but new thing and not the old thing, so that means you are writinty sequl.

>>5264306
whats the best one of this list

movie**

Whats a good Dystopian Philosophical Space book, sounds weird ik.

Ive never been into reading novels, maybe someone can recommend something in that sort of genre.


Ive read all the enders game's
That movie did not do it honor

And cloud-atlas was really good
Move did it honor

kyke

It's some story about people looking for the best taste in the world or some shit, and in the end they decided that it was cool water on a hot day. The story would help me win an argument, and I've spent a while googling, but alas, no dice.

I'm not offering anything in return, so don't feel obligated to help, and if you're able to find it with a quick Google search feel free to berate me for being a shitwipe, because I probably deserve it.

Pic related, it's water