/lit/ - Literature

>>22727809
>Telling incels they need to read Jung and "work on themselves" is like telling poor people they should just pray for food.
Oh yeah, proper self-improvement is exactly just like praying for food. Who needs to take responsibility for anything anyway? Lets just curse all women as whores while having a nasty outlook on life anyway. Besides, Jung thought the West was doomed to nuclear barbarism on his death bed, asking what he would do to solve the terminally online incel problem is retarded and resulted in a retarded thread. But maybe a little religiosity would lead to some much needed humility for the elliot rodgers like >>22727805 in this thread.

>>21922999
Nehemiah. It is basically the programming socks book of the OT.

>>14523041
>>went to gym and lifted heavy weights
what numbers are you lifting, londonfrog?

>>13390366
R

TEST

>>13390316
You're either a tranny or a woman, in the latter case tits or GTFO

Perma ban me or I will start posting extremely disgusting anal fissure photographs every chance I get.

This place makes me sick.

Old /lit/ is gone forever.

You all deserve each other.

>>11597629
MOMMY THEY AREN'T PLAYING BY THE RULES WAAAAHHHH

>>11597500
nah

>>11540842
A fellow redditor of good taste, welcome

>>11042059
the mods are fucking faggots, would not be surprised if they allow these threads because they increase page views and site traffic for ad revenue

Took a trip to Value Villiage today. It's where I buy used books. Every time I go I get so fucking mad these cock suckers try to sell me these ancient books for more than a dollar. I can see on the tag these books were sold for $3 when they were brand new and these kikes have the audacity to put a $2.99 sticker on them.

However, I always feel better when I haggle and intimidate these dumb-cunt cashiers into selling them to me for 99c a pop. First I'll establish that I'm a connoisseur by saying something like "Do you even know who this author is? You dumb bitch". The last part I just say with my body language. Immediately they yield to my authority, that I know the price of a book better than they do. That I am objectively more intelligent and powerful than they are. So they sell me some great books for 99c a piece. That's what harlequins and westerns typically go for, but here I am getting the classics, pomo staples, and other books of great importantance. All because I have the balls to haggle.

Now, today...Today I got so fucking mad because I made the mistake of letting my gf handle the purchase of the books. I handed her what must have been a 20 year old edition of The Road to Serfdom. My girl came out to the truck and I asked her for the reciept. She paid $4.99 for the fucking thing. I cuffed her head so bloody hard for being so damn stupid to let these "villagers" as I call them dictate the price of the book to her. I said "This is a fucking 2nd hand shop you dumb bitch!" Again, I spoke the last part with my body language, and she recoiled and began to cry. I got out of the truck and marched back in there and slammed the book on the cashier's table.

"You over charged my girl for this book. I want a refund. I would also like to speak to your manager." She told me the manager wasn't in, and she couldn't even remember that she just sold this book. "It was only 4 minutes ago for Christ's sake!" Thankfully the pricetag was still on there and she gave me a refund. I took my money, grabbed the book off the table and walked out. "I'm keeping this for my trouble".

>>8958873
Soren was a reknowned shitposter in his day

>>8215804
Same as prose.

>>8215379
Studies have shown that cat purrs improve bone density and promote healing.

>>8208657
Keats and Yeats are on your side while Wilde is on mine.

The one on mathematics was good; masturbated to it in fact. I didn't clean my seed, though, I rubbed it into my thigh. Thinking about the book gets me hard as I type this. I love it. MATH! oh how wonderful and gory it was as my semen its blood filling the pages the cock stabbed the book like the whore it was. The end. Or is it? No, because after my corpse rots in the dirt my love will continue forever, for love is forever.

>>8207154
The texts burned at the old library in Alexandria are hard to read since they no longer exist in the present. QED.

Books can be hard to read if they are long and boring, e.g., TAoCP.

>>8207053
Boar hay

Voynich manuscript was hard to read.

I didn't ask for your life story. Go write it on your toilet paper diary.