/lit/ - Literature

>>1628626

>i just saw fight club and i'm 15

~ Leonidas

>>1628601

>shoplifting from american apparel
>kant and wittgenstein

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~ Leonidas

Lastaid is definitely chill........

~ Leonidas

>>1628541

i don't have facebook i should say

~ Leonidas

what did you put in your favourite books section on facebook? i find it's a good way to judge a person.......

>too many to list

aka i don't read. so let me get this straight you list all your films and music but you've read SO MANY BOOKS you can't even name a few? retard

>lol books wuts dat

at least they admit they don't read

>1984, the catcher in the rye, to kill a mockingbird... high school required reading

aka i haven't read anything since i left school

>i read a lot of russian literature, i LOVE poetry, and sci fi and plays

more bullshit. name some you fucking idiot

>vogue/manga/erotica/comic books

aka not books

the only person i know that has an acceptable list is an english lit student who lists a mix of commercial novels and classics and doesn't look pretentious

~ Leonidas

~ Leonidas

probably on the back............ but why? that could be any corridor in the world...............

~ Leonidas

oh yeah, i'd pick the bread sticks, obviously

~ Leonidas

oh man i can't find the rest lols

~ Leonidas

so a while ago i wrote the first chapter of my story and asked for feedback and people asked for more so i'll post what i've got so far

chapter 1

alice found herself in prison one morning so she decided to escape but when she got to the front door she noticed some guards were standing outside the entrance gates so she could not leave through that exist. she needed time to think of a plan so she hid behind some boxes. she discovered these boxes belonged to the chef in the kitchen and because she was hungry she decided to open one and eat it. but then one of the guards noticed some ruffling going on in the boxes and spotted alice so he imprisoned her again in a higher security cell.

she got so mad that she started jumping up and down and screaming but she slipped because the cell was wet since it had just been cleaned for her. she knocked herself out when she hit her head on the wet floor but when she regained consciousness she noticed that the floor was breaking so she jumped up and down a bit more and the floor broke and she landed downstairs in another prisoner's cell.

the two decided it would be a good idea to escape together.

end of chapter 1

~ Leonidas

>>1523441

i would say skinny-fat

~ Leonidas

yes chubby camwhore from /fa/

~ Leonidas

>>1523404

screenshot

~ Leonidas

>>1523400

it was changed to a month right afterwards without me making any posts

~ Leonidas

cool site but the moderators are the worst on the internet

i got banned because people posted with my name and they thought it was be bumping the thread

does that deserve a month ban? didn't even have a fucking appeal form

~ Leonidas

>>1523191

i'll do that later

also how can i make my story more postmodern?

~ Leonidas

>>1523176

you hit the nylon the head

~ Leonidas

okay i'm writing chapter two today

thinking of doing a chapter a day

~ Leonidas

>>1521617

thanks, fixed for the draft i'll send to my agent when i'm done

~ Leonidas

chapter 2

alice asked other prisoner his name and he told her that he doesn't remember
-hey it doesnt matter, - said alice. - you still can fuck me in the ass with that meaty cock of yours!
prisoner stood fully abashed save for his little (not so) friend who started to ascend its angle.
alice, all dripping, fell to her knees and started licking and swallowing his dick. it tasted like a strawberry, thought alice.
-yes, yes! Lets escape together my love - said prisoner as a wild burning orgasm pierced all his senses.
at that moment moment alice was consent that she would never leave such a dick
end of chapter 2
~Leonidas

>>1521366

i'm sure you wanna know if alice ever gets out of the prison

~ Leonidas

umm you're not allowed to sell the bread it's only for your own consumption

but still if you don't pick the bread you're a faggot

also read my story

~ Leonidas

>choosing women over bread

~ Leonidas

in before nobody reads the story and just replies to the picture

~ Leonidas