/lit/ - Literature

Religionisticism, not even once.

Whats going on in here?


99% of all nobelprize winners are atheists
99% of all us-inmates are religious

Is it true that incest is the reason of religion?

Oh Holy Mithra. It's this thread again. When are they going to stop preaching these newchristians going to stop spreading lies with their demonic newgods

Is it just me that hates these poor new-christians?

All good mentors are dead or in jail.

Why not just buy e-reader and pirate it all.

Which version?

When will god masturbate for bestiality and scat?

I like how they portray Jaimie as jesus, then suddenly incest.

Jesus (fictional character) WAS a bastard. It is known.

How come the Fible can be used as toilet paper?

How come pedophilia is a requirement when you apply for the churdge?

How many people do you have to rape to become pope?

When will all churdges burn?

>>1922849
They tricked me into buying that crap. I got really pissed of of having to wait 2 weeks to get that shit delivered.. ended up me going to the library to just stand in que for the hardcover.

You'll read 10 pages and then rage quit. Thats the truth.

Go to the bookstore and you'll see how small that shit is. It's insane how small letters they put in books these days.

>>1922851
Then just print the cover
put the cover over the Holy Fible

Use the book as holy vagina
Make gif

>>1922844
Well, when my pods of dog-semen runs out you gotta improvise. How else can you sabotage these holy books?

I'm open to suggestions. Remember, the key is to ruin and make it's value forfeit.

Use the holy book as a vagina
Make a gif of it.
Post it

Let's talk on how we can sabotage bibles.

How about printing copies with "wrong content" in them? Is this a viable plan? We could give them out to churges for free. We could set something in motion.. How knows how the real bible looks like? They are all different versions anyway.

No, don't buy these pockets. Your eyes will bleed from the minimized text.

>>1922830
>>1922829

Samefagging is also fun. Stop bumping D&E faggot. Nobody baits your shit troll.

YEah, i put a bubblegum in a bible in the store once for fun.

Ripped out a page in half in another one. I always damage the bibles in the stores, this way it will discourage them from selling these brainwashing manuals.

>>1922821
this thread must be D&E's work. Only he would sink this low for the amusement.

>>1922790
>implying Spiderman isn't massively relevant in literature
Sure thing, because masturbatory reading without any real appliance is sooo important.

>implying you're not an ignorant prick
i might be ignorant, but I'm atleast not religous, so godS save me.

So how do you study fictional literature? Do you find the inconsistencies? Or do you just straddle along and pretend it's some kind of real science? I know that in the Harry-potter fan-clubs no-one is allowed to say anything bad about harry potter. Does the same rules apply to your fanclubs?

Cersei Lannister

>Study the Fible
Can't study imaginary masturbatory nonsense.

Try Spiderman, you might learn more from it since it's quite up to date. Iron-age mythology and soon-to-be-dead religionism isn't just as fun anymore.

We need more gore and porn on TV.

>>1870851
"WE"
Look. I mean look really deep within you. Do you really really see someone caring about anything you have ever said in your life time. I mean, has anyone ever regarded a word from you as something of criti..