/lit/ - Literature

Are you a dead white man? If not, you're on the wrong board.

I guess it's just too deep for you plebes. It's actually really good, but whatever; I guess we can't all be intellectuals. Excuse me while I polish my half-moon glasses.

There is only one female emotion: greed. They are very easy to write.

Another story about a 12-pound ditz who arm-wrestles gorillas?

>2525
>man still being alive
>women capable of surviving

But seriously, try to find a nice big dog crate for the phoners. It's a flight habit. If the bureaucrats complain, tell them they can join them. They are notorious cowards.

They should just have a big cauldron heated to 1500 degrees celsius, within which all confiscated cell phones are deposited. At the end of the year the lump of molten metal and plastic is moulded into a leering librarian and put on display in the main lobby.

If Gatsby's really written like that, I don't want to read it.

Oh, and they don't teach you anything. So you feel like you're wasting your time, which you are.

They made me write essays of specific lengths when it was clear that the material could be covered in many fewer words.

They made me read plays.

They made me remember unimportant details like names for quizzes.

>>2299820

>7 most exaggerated reactions to events transpired

>it's about a rich kid who complains about things

I forget the name of this genre.

>>2296172

>A. FUCKING. BOOK.

You... you... DOUBLE PLEB

>>2295996

>think about the fucking ease of censorship our future dictators will have

I imagine they would find it much more difficult to lock down the internet and destroy every digital transfer device on the planet than to turn off a few physical printing presses.

Telling us "he Xed" after every single line, no matter how inconsequential.

"Hello," he said.
"Hey," he responded.
"How's it going," he answered.

>reading a play

I seriously hope your teacher doesn't make you do this.

>>2291413

>would Klausner rather see men act exclusively as moral father types

No, she just wants to be in a sexual relationship with her father.

"My boyfriend thinks of things other than myself. How selfish and juvenile."

- Women

>female comedian
>"touchingly funny"

It really pisses me off when I'm searching for a book and all I can find is 200GB audio files. Nobody ever has the courtesy to include the 1MB text.

>>2290514

Better idea: no using the same insult twice. Get creative.

There are multiple one-word reviews on the cover. The author's name is prominently displayed in the position normally occupied by the title and the publisher wants everyone to know that this person sells a lot of books.

Reading American Psycho right now, and it's giving me mental constipation.

>>2288752

>11/22/63

1. That worthless ass-faggot got the order wrong
2. Retarded, impossibly unoriginal concept