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>>23121636
When the bell rang, Giga Chad and Big gay Faggot walked to acting class together.

INT. Inside acting class.-Day

Voice over. Giga Chad
Acting class, they told me it was about having fun. Only fun here is having a gay man yell at you.

In acting class the teacher asked us to show the class something of ours. Big gay Faggot went up first. I think he had a watch or something. Breeding Cow is sitting next to me.

Mr. Gordick
Why doesn’t everyone bring down something to show the class.

Big gay Faggot
I got something to show you all. This is my grandfather's watch and it’s something of a relic. It's 47 years old and I’m very proud to have it. My grandfather is dead now so it's one of the last things I have from him.

Mister. Gordick
That’s nice Big gay Faggot. I hate it when people call things under 50 years old relics.

The whole gay class laughes but me, Breeding Cow, and Big gay Faggot.

Voice over. Giga Chad
I don’t even remember what I brought out. I was high as fuck, but I didn’t get a cunty response. I knew I felt bad for Big gay Faggot.

Bell rang and Giga Chad and Big gay Faggot walked out of class.

INT. In the hallway.-Day

Giga Chad and Big gay Faggot saw That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser and they started walking.

>>23121634
That greasy jewish Italian
Oh yeah.

Voice over. Giga Chad
He was selling weed.

At the end of the class, Lil Faggot bro, That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser’s brother starts rapping and everybody in class sings along.

The whole class
Death to the 7-Eleven Indians, ALLAHU AKBAR.

Big gay Faggot stands up. Randy Orton Voices starts playing in the background. He is wearing his jean jacket with patches in it. As Big gay Faggot walks towards Giga Chad it flashes to a black screen multiple times and shows Big gay Faggot doing Jojo poses from Jojo bizarre adventures in slow mo with glitter behind him. Everytime it flashes black and he does a pose he gets closer to Giga Chad . When he finally gets to Giga Chad , he starts talking like Vass from Far cry 3.

Big gay Faggot
Giga Chad , have I ever told you the definition of insanity? It’s when you repeat the same fucking thing over and over again expecting a different result.

Giga Chad
Big gay Faggot, I already heard the Far cry 3 dialog.

Big gay Faggot
Fine Giga Chad I’ll stop. Hey, so the reason I came over here was I wanted to ask you if you want to come over to my house to spend the night tonight? I got a few friends coming, you may know.

Giga Chad
Sure man, I’m down.

>>23121631
INT. Giga Chad , Big Retarded inbred, Furry Lover and That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser were sitting in the cafeteria.-Day

A teacher named Mister Midget came up to them.

Mister Midget
Hey Furry Lover, what class do you have right now?

Furry Lover looked paSad gay maned.

Furry Lover
Yours.

Midget
Okay, I was just checking.

The whole group laughed at Furry Lover. Giga Chad and That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser got up and started to walk to class as the bell rang.

INT. In the science classroom.-Day

The teacher comes inside. The whole class is basically screaming.

Mis, Chielete
That’s enough, I’ll lose my job if this continues.

That greasy jewish Italian Giga Chad ’s neighbor gets up.

Greasy Jewish Italian
I have a call.

Mis, Chielete
What is it Important?

>>23121630
EXT.In front of mcdonalds.-Day

Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican
You unhealthy looking nerd just told me about how he got laid.

Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican pulls out his phone and shows Giga Chad the profile pic, it’s just of a car. The Facebook profile has nothing else on it.

Giga Chad
What am I looking at Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican?

Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican
It’s his girlfriend, it’s a car.

That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
You think he made a facebook to convince us that he fucked a fat bitch.

Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican
To be real, he’s probably just fucking the muffler of the car.

Giga Chad , Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican and That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser laughed.

That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
Why would you even want to lie about fucking a fat chick. I just don’t get it.

Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican
Maybe the lie is more believable then.

That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
Ew.

Giga Chad laughs.

We all see the time and start the head back to school.

>>23121626
That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
Whoa, Giga Chad can we get the fuck out of here.

Giga Chad and That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser were disturbed. They walked about 30 to 50 feet to get away. You unhealthy looking nerd then went up to a douchey drug dealer.

You unhealthy looking nerd
Hey, you retarded, ugly, fag. You’re a little punk bitch.

Drug dealer
What the fuck did you just say to me bitch?

You unhealthy looking nerd
Kill yourself, pussy!

As Giga Chad and That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser walked away, a fistfight was getting ready to start. They walked to a crosswalk leading to McDonalds and bailed.

EXT. Crosswalk to mcdonalds.-Day

That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
Why did you associate with him?

Giga Chad
He wasn’t like that back then.
That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
I refuse to be around him, he makes us look bad and I’m half certain he’s handicapped.

Giga Chad
Ok *sadface*

Giga Chad walks up to Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican.

>>23121621
That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
Giga Chad , fuck those kidzzz, Lets go get lunch.

Giga Chad and That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser walk outside the gym door to go get lunch.

INT. Walking outside in front of Giga Chad ’s old highschool.-Day

That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
I’m going to get a mcgangbang.

Giga Chad
Hell yeah man, the best secret item.

They see you as an unhealthy looking nerd.

Giga Chad
Oh no.

That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
What.

You unhealthy looking nerd
Hey guys I just tried meth and yesterday and fucked a fat bitch.

Giga Chad
That’s pretty cool. You unhealthy looking nerd, but you shouldn’t be doing meth.

You unhealthy looking nerd
I also fucked your mom too, tried coke while I was at it, it was so fuckin’ intense, I thought I was in another world.

That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser (future narrator version)
He was in another world, Giga Chad ’s mom.

Giga Chad (also future narrator version)
Goddammit! GIT!

>>23121618
That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
No its serj tankian.

Grape
Giga Chad how high are you?

Sad Emo Lesbian
Yeah

After they got back from the walk.

INT. Inside the Gymnasium-Day

Voiceover. That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
I wanna fuck Sad Emo Lesbian in the ass.

Voiceover. Giga Chad
Dammit That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser. Shut the fuck up. I’m tryna tell a story!
Grape
Giga Chad , can I have a piggyback ride.

Giga Chad
Sure, hop on.

He let Grape get on his back. He couldn’t see where he was going. His hair got in his face as he ran into his teacher, hitting her head into the wall. The Whole class got mad at Giga Chad .

Random kid.
Nice job at hitting the teachers head against a wall.

Giga Chad
It was an accident.

>>23121613
Giga Chad
I think we just become best friends. Now here look at pics of my girlfriend.
That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
Giga Chad , she looks like a dude and you're giving me depression.

Gym Teacher
We’re all walking to the bowling alley now this is a privilege so be respectful.

Giga Chad , That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser, Sad Emo Lesbian and Grape get into a group and walk out of the gym together.

EXT. Giga Chad , That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser, Sad Emo Lesbian , and Grape all walked to the bowling alley.-Day

Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican
Grape you’re a little bitch.

Grape
What just happened. Do you think he was talking about me?

That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
No. It was probably for another Grape.

Sad Emo Lesbian
Back to what we were talking about. What bands do you guys like?

Giga Chad
I like the system of the down by Empty Walls.

That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
Bruh, the song is called Empty Walls and System of a Down didn’t make it.
Giga Chad
It's not made by a system of the down?

>>23121611
Grape
PE is this way Giga Chad .

It shows Giga Chad looking at his schedule.

INT. Giga Chad and That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser in PE class.-Day

Voice over. Giga Chad
That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser is like a nigga to me. I feel closer to him than to any of my brothers I’m related to. When I first met That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser, I had problems. I was a douche to my senpi back then, and I was dumb.

Giga Chad
Hey That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser, what up?

That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
Nothing much just jacking off to my little pony.

Giga Chad
That's pretty kkkool you know.

That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
I know that’s why I’m BALLLLLLIIIIIN’.

Giga Chad
You like fucking sonic.

That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
More like playing sonic.

Giga Chad
Oh shit, do you watch The Walking dead.

That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
Yes

>>23121607
You look great, just remember to have a fun time. The first day is supposed to be easy just showing you around.

Giga Chad
Okay I will. Bye Mom, I love you.

Giga Chad ’s mom
Love you too.

Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican and You unhealthy looking nerd were there that day. We all said hi to each other before we got separated in groups with teachers.


INT. In the classroom.-Day

The teacher was making us draw what we wanted to be.

Mr.Madden
So what did you draw? Why don’t you show us what you want to be Giga Chad ?
Voice over. Giga Chad
I told this mother fucker, I want to be batman.

Giga Chad
I want to be batman. Yeah that’s right. I want to be rich and famous and get all the ladies.

A teacher that hates me for me meth head brother actions.
Nice goals. I like your drawing.

Madden paired kids up in groups. I met Crazy Cross faded Nigger Rapist there. We played a racket game. At the end of the game I went to one of my brother's friends and bought a 15$ bag of weed from him. We got our schedule handed out to us.

Chapters 4: A high fool.

INT. Inside the highschool.-Day

>>23121600
Giga Chad
You need to be taught a lesson.

Chapter 3: The start of the plot.

INT. In Giga Chad 's old room.-Day

Giga Chad looks at his old leather jacket, and he remembers the first day of highschool.

INT. In Giga Chad 's old room.-Day

Flashback to the first day of highschool.

Giga Chad taking bong rips. Then he hears his mom’s moans.

Giga Chad
The hell. Ew.

Giga Chad panics and puts on headphones.

Voice over. Giga Chad
I took bong rips in my room before leaving for school in the morning, I didn’t care, I was a rebel.

Then he hears his mom’s screams and panics.

Giga Chad ’s mom
Get your shit together, I’m ready to go.

EXT. Outside of my High school.-Day

Giga Chad ’s mom
Are you ready to leave?

Giga Chad
No, I don’t know, probably.

Giga Chad ’s mom

>>23121597
Now I’m just a mexican boy.

Giga Chad , Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican and That greasy jewish Italian walked behind their middle school bleachers and Giga Chad smoked weed with Greasy Jewish Italian . Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican started to freak out.

Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican
Hey, what are you guys doing? Drugs. That’s bad for you.

Giga Chad
Shut up Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican.

You unhealthy looking nerd walks up to us.

Greasy Jewish Italian
I gotta go. I can’t stand that kid. Here Giga Chad you can finish this joint.
Giga Chad
Thanks Greasy Jewish Italian .

EXT. Under the full moon.-Night.

Giga Chad , Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican, And You unhealthy looking nerd were walking.

Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican
If you moon us you're going to get it.

Giga Chad
You unhealthy looking nerd if you moon us, I’m going to hit you in the balls.

You unhealthy looking nerd moons us anyways, so we run up to him and kick him in the balls. Giga Chad and Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican stomp his nuts together.

Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican
We told you this would happen, and you did it anyways.

>>23121589
Giga Chad
Hi there guys. I missed you. Stop shaking.

Giga Chad looks around his house to see that it still looks just as awful. Bitter, he goes into his old room.

INT. Giga Chad ’s old room.-Day

Giga Chad goes through his old computer and sees photos of his old friends, and this brings back memories.

EXE. Big gay Faggot’s house 18th birthday party.-Night

Giga Chad and That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican no.

He takes a fat bong rip

Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican
Let the cringe fest begin. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!

Giga Chad and That Sad Dumb Tranny faggot Loser
NO!!!!!!!!

Fades to black

Title: Cringe Fest

Chapter 3: Flash to the past.

EXE. Outside of an old middle school.-Day

Voice over. Giga Chad
When I first met Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican he was a nice little mexican boy.

Voice over. Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican

ENT. Outside Giga Chad ’s old neighborhood.-Day

Giga Chad walks around his old neighborhood before he runs up to his house. He looks back at his neighborhood with nostalgia.

EXT. Outside Giga Chad ’s front door.-Day

Giga Chad
My old neighborhood looks a lot different now that we're all grown up.

Giga Chad walks inside.

INT. Giga Chad ’s living room/ crack den.-Day

Giga Chad slams the front door making all his animals scream.

Giga Chad
ALLAHU AKBAR!

INT. Crack addicted Brother in Giga Chad ’s mom’s Room.-Day

Crack addicted Brother is using his mom’s scale to weigh an 8ball of coke, just to spill it all over himself, getting jumpscared by the sudden screams.

Crack addicted Brother yells,
“MOTHERFUCKER”

INT. Giga Chad ’s living room/ crack den.-Day

Voice over. Giga Chad
It looks like I’m home. I miss this place, even if it is a turd den.

Two little dogs run up to Giga Chad barking.

EXT. Giga Chad walking outside his old highschool.-Day

Giga Chad has a joint in his hand getting high.

Giga Chad
As you grow, social situations become different, and harder to deal with.

INT. My Second Father in drag and Deadbeat nigger papa in the hospital.-Day

My Second Father in drag is watching another woman give birth to me. Giving birth to me by c section. In the background while I’m being born, you see my Deadbeat nigger papa watching WWE.

Voice over. Giga Chad
My name is Giga Chad Shakur Bond, well you can call me Giga Chad Blacked Bond if you like. You see when I was a child my parents looked at me and said, that's a black baby. Well the truth is, they just like tupac.

In the background while I’m being born, you see my Deadbeat nigger papa watching WWE. Giga Chad ’s Deadbeat nigger papa shakes his mom.

Deadbeat nigger papa
Babe, I can’t hear the Undertaker.

Voice over. Giga Chad
That’s my Deadbeat nigger papa .

Movie intro

Black Screen with text that says what the man in a deep voice is saying.

guy in a deep voice
Events in this film are based on real life and should not be taken lightly.

EXT. Giga Chad , Greasy Jewish Italian , and Dumb Fred Flitstone Mexican Naruto-running side by side down a hill

(YOU ARE MY FRIIIEEEEEND!!!!!!)Distance, By Long Shot Party Plays

EXT. different shots of the other characters in the movie making sad faces throughout the first verse like they do on the Naruto Intros.

During the 2nd chorus there's quick snippets of us fighting the movie's antagonists like Mr. Riviera, Furry Lover and Breeding Cow with Kunais. Sparks flying when they collide. Shows an image of Big gay Faggot crying.

More cringy stereotypical anime intro shit happens.

Intro ends with black screen with the title “Cringe Fest” in white letters as the camera slowly zooms away from it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWNNjIIq4TA&ab_channel=leeydyy

>>22773185

>>22773058
More examples because...well, fuck it.

>>22773166
There actually is. I genuinely love old school fantasy and bonds between characters so I do go into that. Just...in a very nasty, toilet humor, social satire, juvenile humor sort of way. It isn't completely negative. I'm mostly making fun of of stuff I like really.

>>22773155
Yeah I can see that. This page has the sense of humor of a dead 28 yr old hooker that was found by her parents after running away from home at 15. Just sad. Also fixing that typeo. Sheesh.

>>22773101
Eh...it is what it is. I didn't feel like being subtle with this.

>>22773088
Cool

>>22773068
The fuck is that supposed to mean?

>>22773058