/lit/ - Literature

>>1260726
>>1260745
>>1260755

Guys.

This thread isn't about me or my disgusting fetish. This is about Mask and his tro-er work. You should pay more attention to him, for christ's sake.

>>1260726

I don't why you're so mad bro. You should take it like >>1260725

You'd be so happier.

>>1260722

I don't want your kind on /lit/. Neither of us really can get what we want, can we?

>>1260693
>>1260694
>>1260699
>>1260708
>>1260711
>>1260718

>>1251874

Well, now you created a hipster Buddha.

You happy, anon? I'm certainly not.

Here's a few.

Politics boiling down to a literal shouting match between the two political parties in a gladiator-style arena, not one intelligent thought between the two candidates.

The new generation develops a new writing language that removes all unnecessary letters and slowly loses form until it basically has no form, supersedes English language in the western world.

Fascist USA where everything native-made has freedom as a part of its name, but you can only use the freedom-products. Expound additional facets if you wish.

I'm goin ta bed

>>1202244

He may be a troll, he may not, although the money says he is. I got a little carried away with it and failed to realize he probably was a troll, so that's why I had that redaction.

>>1202174

Yeah... I deserved that.

Sorry about that. I'm just riled up by this guy. I won't stop ya'll from reading OP lovely works later on.

>>1202106

....

Wow.

Shut up. Just shut up. Just shove your ivory skinned, black leather-wearing, earth-boring, black-winged, gray-robed old man talking, haiku fucking, veritable malstorming, silver strand shimmering, cycle of creation defying, spider-words out of your mouth coming (really? that line's fucking horrendous), ridiculously arrogant face right up your fragrant ass.

This isn't funny anymore. This is fucking pathetic. Leave and never come back.

>>1202099

Thank god you're honest about your work, unlike other people on this board.

>>1202073

>>1202046

Is there a problem with my name bro?

Jesus, what a shit storm! I'm requesting and I so hope it gets accepted. Mask, you're a wonderful, but abysmal, poster, and for all of the work you've created and all the fail you've made, I thank you for a nice night of lols.

But seriously, leave before it gets worse.

>>1201971
>>1201975

Oh man. We're in for trouble now. There's two! This just got a million times better!

>>1201961

Fine. Take your lightening bolts and mountains and whirlpools off of /lit/! You're laughing us to death with them!

>>1201952

I can't stop laughing. Those black lightening bolts man, they tear me apart like a gargantuan whirlpool.

>>1201924

Aw. Just mad cuz you don't know what the fuck you even wanted to say? Too bad, so sad, faggot. Next time, think about what you plan to write and not circlejerk for eternity.

Also, who the fuck told you you were good at writing? Did you mom, or did your English teacher? Better yet, did you delude yourself into thinking you were good and just now you decided to get another opinion?

Here is a good site for you: www.reviewfuse.com

If you really want to get good at writing, then post your stories here. You'll get fairly good criticism and they'll tell you it without any bullshit. Unless you're too smug to post there, faggot.

>>1201913

Nice.

>>1201863
>>1201860

More purple prose. So little idea of what the fuck is going on. Why do you have wings? Why did you go to the center of the earth? Who's the old man? You don't even try to convey what's going on coherently. You plaster pretty words to the wall in a circlejerk fantasy, expecting people to think it's beautiful and deep?

Tell me, what themes are you trying to invoke? What do you want the reader to understand? Why do you want the reader to understand this? Do you even have themes? Do you understand what it means to have a deeper meaning?

>>1201853

Oh yes. This'll be soooooo good. Load em up, Mask!

>>1201806
Thirteen times.

Well, it's safe to say you're either the most delusional hipster I've met in a while, an internet tough guy who doesn't like to be wrong, or the best troll in /lit/ history. Thanks for the ride so far. I'm just waiting to see more.

>>1201793

Twelve times mate.

I don't play with a deck. I call em as I see em.

>>1201728

MY GOD. YES. YES. YE-

FUCK, ITS IN MY HEAD NOW AND I CAN'T GET IT OUT. WHY DID YOU DO THAT, GUY?!

>>1201749

LOL

Oh god. I nearly broke a nerve. Seriously, you're playing that card?