/lit/ - Literature

I tried different texts and got Dan Brown, Stephen King, Dan Brown again, Douglas Adams and James Fenimore Cooper.

And not a single fuck was given that day.

>>867937
maybe because this is /lit/?

Always bet on wizards.

Two night ago I dreamed about some kind of secret underground facility. There were some things there, small spidery creatures with giant and teethy beaks. There were piles of mutilated corpses lying all around me. I got what I thik was a leg, and started beating up the creatures while giggling like a madman.

As I waded through the piles of human flesh, I delibaretely plunged my bare feet into the bloodied human remains, and I giggled, and felt sexually aroused by the act.

One level below I saw a girl scout, obviously terrified of the things that happened here. I did the only thing I could do at the moment. I raped her. Again and again. Then I got my hands on on her boyfriend, or was it her father? I made her look as I tortured him, broke his limbs, sew him shut in still warm body of another man.

This dream made me realize that I really might be insane.

I tell them in explicit detail every nuance of the book. They eventuale get bored, leave me alone and don't bother me anymore.

>>836056
>I'm a grammar nazi to myself
>your

>>835794
I'll do whatever I want whenever I want and however I want.

If I want to play some video games, I'll play some videogames, and I'll be damned if I won't enjoy it. Fuck pussies.

>>834760
He also has a set of brass balls, can handle himself in a battle and a good old fashioned brutal cunning and cunning brutality.

A miserable little pile of objectivism

Can't write a diary. When someone finds it, and someone eventually will find it, they will have tons of information to use against me. Can't let my guard down...

>>829347
nope, the best thing about it is that it makes perfect sense and sounds like a sensible and viable thing to do when you are reading the book.

>>829286
Yup.

>what's the big deal?
Polka powered zombie T-rex.

>>829180
That needs fixing

>>829130
what seems to be the problem?

Twilight goes well with skub

THIS IS THE BEST UNIVERSITY IN TH WORLD AND YOU KNOW IT

>Cute girl sees you reading at a Starbucks
>She starts talking to you and you two have casual conversation.
>She asks you what your favorite book is. You answer.
>She's never heard of it.
>Her favorite book is Twilight.

>Yeah I've tried to read it, couldn't get into it.
>Oh really, why?
>I list quarter of the reasons before she leaves me alone
>plan world domination instead

>>827094