/lit/ - Literature

IT'S PERFECTO

>>707226

Oh very much so.

It's a little absurdist. But it's quite witty.

>>657857

>His reading technique consisted of reading the left page with his left eye and the right page with his right eye and in this way he could read two pages at a time with a rate of about 8-10 seconds per page.

The fuck? I wish I had an eidetic memory and crazy reading eyes.

>>658044

Funny, I'm reading some delicious Sherlock too.

Preeeeeeeeetentious.

It's shit the same way a movie adaption of a video game is shit.

You may as well be reading the World of Warcraft lore.

No It's women comedians you have to look out for.

Stupid bitches have no talent in humor.

Books they can get away with.

Well that's like when God commanded that guy to find ten god fearing men in that sin infested place. Sodom & Gomorah? Man, I can't remember anymore.

Anyway, Twilight is good and it's just one of those things that's hated because It's popular and because people troll with it all the time. If it were unpopular and nobody kept making threads about it then this and even Rand would be acceptable.

Just another book offering help like any other.

Crappy crap crap.

>>496200

You eat shit for breakfast?

>>496157

Okay, okay, whatever.

>>496138

You shove feces down your throat?

>>496093

Well, okay, I don't want to argue but don't you think you're being a bit childish?

If you ever have some free time watch Cowboy Bebop, you might enjoy it.

>>496101

Yeah, that's exactly what It's about.

>>496082

Dude, have you ever watched anime?

Go watch some Welcome to the NHK already...

>>496064

>>496050

Not cartoons, anime.

Go watch Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bebop, Great Teacher Onizuka.

If you're in the mood for a visual novel then read Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, /lit/ would enjoy this novel very much!

>>496026

Yeah, old timer. Get with the times.

:3c is a cat with a paw to its face.

^_^ is happy because the eyes are slanted, often seen in japanese animation

;_; is a crying person, not the use of semicolon for tears

orz is a man kneeling down, o is head, r is arms, z is legs, maybe he's in despair or something

>>496019

According to my sources, this is a cat:

:3

>>495994

Agreed, I suppose. Although it has never bugged me, I learnt the proper use of those words years ago and oh, wait.. I did have a small anger towards people using u, r and y in place of you, are and why.

>>495996

As far as I know It's just a happy person. But I guess it is pretty weeabooish looking.

I'm a weeaboo, though, so It's okay. I'm learning Japanese.

I'll put in the extra effort to word my sentences correctly and use punctuation.

But like hell will I be using it on MSN and such. No, no, online I make good use emoticons too. ^_^ is my favorite right now.

I wish I could use my DS & Flashcard but It's SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

2deep4u

Fantastic Mr Fox

MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST.

Would you still recommend it even if I've already seen the movie?