/lit/ - Literature

erotic fiction in general has horrible horrible non existent plot.

"Romances" don't have the graphic sex you are looking for, they have sex scenes sure, but things aren't mentioned.
But erotica doesn't have the plot you want. Also erotica for men is the erotica out now, sex every 10 pages.
I think you want erotica for those that want a good story.
And I have yet to ever see anything like that.

>>507445
it can be spelled both ways.

I know in the military books I have read about taking apart bombs they often spell it fuze.
But either is correct in America at least.

It is kind like fighting if color or colour is correct. Either can be used in America.

You can tune a piano,
But you can't tuna fish.

>>506165

>>506156
that is hipster sarcasm not irony

>>506141
goddamn I am hating this thread

>>506121
arg, that isn't ironic, fuck that song.

It would only be ironic if you scheduled the wedding someplace sunny to avoid the rain only to have it rain anyway.

Women moves picnic from scheduled day because she fears it will rain, it does not rain.
It rains on the day she moved the picnic to.

>>506003
now that is just a silly spoof. It doesn't even sound like the original.

>>505994
You mean "Lord of the guys"

>>505987
Well even if Mexicans did get a lot of tech they would end up not banding together and just fighting over who is leader and killing eachother.

In fact, I think most groups of people would do this. Without an alien force telling them what leader in the group to follow. Most people have a "I don't care if we are the same race, fuck you" mentality. Sure they might form groups with people they LIKE and KNOW, but it would be hard for them to take orders from some guy.
Of course, you have ALIEN BRAINWASHING on your side, so I suppose you have that plot hole filled.

>>505976
well paranoia around china becoming the new America, world power.
Is floating around in many peoples heads. You could play off the idea of china getting alien tech first and then china going, lets take over the world.
They slowly take countries over, sometimes with tech and sometimes with politics. Some nations try to band together.
It could be WWIII, china and allies VS America and allies.
You could have the first book be more cold war like and make the later books full on war.

Have Australia win in the end. LOL just kidding, they never win shit.

>>505930
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU LIAR

FUCK

hell no. Sounds like garbage. Sorry OP.

It just wouldn't make sense, blacks in America only make up 12% of the population in America and many of them can't trace their lines to slavery at all. (like the president)

The population isn't large enough to take over everything, and if they are at a middle class to upper middle class level. And have no memory of ever being a slave nor know any distant relatives that were. It makes brain washing them with the ideas you suggest silly.

I recommend replacing blacks with "muslims" and make the motivation religious connected. wanting to kill the christian white devil and the jews. You will sell copies like crazy.

>>505823
that wouldn't be realistic though, unless the guy raping you has blue jizz.
mmm frozen gogurt

>>505805
you wanted it secretly.

>>505784
oh good, because putting on ladies clothes would have been gay.

>>505760
why not pretend you are a man that just got sodomized what would be the difference?
unless you put on ladies clothes as well.

>>505660
I think we could keep a circular discussion going where we basically keep saying the same things but it seems totally linear.
I suppose I could just tell you yeah, they will feel nostalgia

I mistakenly picked up an "alice" erotica, I just thought it was a re-imagining and didn't notice what it was until I got home and started reading it.

ARG ARG, SO FUCKING BAD. It wasn't even good erotica, it was like anne rice "sleeping beauty" erotica.

Anyway are you looking for "alice" related books only?

>>505631
oh yeah, well of course I WISH I could still enjoy the things I use too, before my taste changed and evolved.

Sure I wish I could open an old "goosebumps" and think it was the most amazing mystery/ horror story that had ever been made.
Doesn't everyone on some level yearn for how they felt as a kid?

>>505597
I don't know.

I remember reading some SHIT books as a kid and thinking "OMG amazing" then when I reread them later I am like "fuck, this was bad... and now I feel bad"

>>505590
FUCK
I can't see that guys naked ass because that wet bitch is in the way.

>>505574
She wants you to act like you don't like her but still stalk her sometimes.
Then be an asshole and push her around.

When you make a move on her she will fall into your arms.
But you also have to be good looking.... so good luck with that.