/lit/ - Literature

>>4532094

One little girl said: “gvya.”
Another little girl said: “hphy.”
A third little girl said: “mbryu.”
And Yermakov chomped, chomped, chomped on cabbages
under the fence.
Meanwhile, evening was already setting in.
Mot’ka got tired playing in shit and went to bed.
It was drizzling rain.
The swine ate peas.
Rogozin was peeking into the women’s bathhouse.
Sen’ka sat on Man’ka in riding position.
Man’ka, meanwhile, drifted off to sleep.
The sky grew dark. The stars twinkled.
Some rats chewed up a mouse under the floorboards.
Sleep, my little boy, and don’t let silly dreams scare you.
Silly dreams come from the stomach.

>>4532017

>In philosophy, "the Absurd" refers to the conflict between (a) the human tendency to seek inherent value and meaning in life and (b) the human inability to find any. In this context absurd does not mean "logically impossible", but rather "humanly impossible".[1] The universe and the human mind do not each separately cause the Absurd, but rather, the Absurd arises by the contradictory nature of the two existing simultaneously. Absurdism, therefore, is a philosophical school of thought stating that the efforts of humanity to find inherent meaning will ultimately fail (and hence are absurd) because the sheer amount of information as well as the vast realm of the unknown make certainty impossible. And yet, some absurdists state that one should embrace the absurd condition of humankind while conversely continuing to explore and search for meaning.[2] As a philosophy, absurdism thus also explores the fundamental nature of the Absurd and how individuals, once becoming conscious of the Absurd, should respond to it.

>>4531195

>tfw standing on a rock beside the sea, thrusting my dick in the air where i scattered your mothers ash in the wind

>>4530927

thinking about puting my cock in her ashes made me hard

BUMP

>>4529122

Jokes on you, im a necrophiliac.

>>4529110

I want to steal from it, become an accomplished and critically acclaimed writer and use my fame to seduce your mother.

>>4529103

dont derail the thread asshole

>>4529075

ok

>>4529066

Something like that but specially for fiction. Its really weird that none one thought of making such a book since it can be really helpful.

An encyclopedia of the descriptions of human emotions, character traits, action, places, weather and so on in fiction. Is there such a book?

>ITT : jelly /lit/ards who will never get published


AHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS

>>4519811

>mfw my work was featured on paris review

>>4519791

I told you enough faggot.

>>4519786
>your YA tier post-apocalyptic vampire fic

Thats all /lit/ can write and youre projecting cause your pleb ass cant think of anything other than this shit. GET ON YOUR KNESS AND PRAISE YOUR LITERARY GOD FAGGOT.

>>4519781

>Why would you come to self promote that you are published

Because i love shitting on plebs HAHAHAHAHA

>>4519774

Keep on spouting shit while my book sells thousands.

>>4519767

>I take it English is not your native language.

Implying im stupid enough to reveal my writing style on an anonymous imageboard. HAHAHA FAGGOT YOURE NOT AS SMART AS YOU THINK YOU ARE. FUCK!

>>4519754

>You fucking pleb, thats so fucking awful, you should just kill yourself

Lets see who ends up on gallows, the accomplished writer and the literary genius or the basement dweller neckbeard autist.

>>4519743

>do you have any unusual method you must do when you write?

I use Mind Mapping softwares.

>>4519732

>i'd probably buy one of your books just to support a fellow autist.

Go fuck yourself faggot i dont need autists to buy my book, there will be thousands praising my masterpiece.Its funny how i was repeating "IDZ HABBEING" while i was about to recieve the book. FUCK ITS REALLY HAPPENING!

>>4519711

8 months. It took me 12 months to finish all important dictionaries to perfect my craft of prose.

>>4519692

No not bizzaro, bizzaro writers are quiet obscure. Its more neo-surreal than bizzaro. Climbing the Jacob's ladder, FINALLY! HOLY SHIT!

>>4519688

Surreal and absurd stories. If youre kin enough, you can find me easily.