/lit/ - Literature

>be me
>be 27 year old ugly beta loser nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, have never been to a pub, club, or party, and have no passions in life
>wake up at noon, get out of bed at 1.15
>binged yesterday on McDonalds, chocolate, ice cream; will give up junk food but not sure about McDonalds
>have told myself that today is the last day for coffee but not sure whether to make it a rule or whether the whole idea of rules is self-limiting motivational bullshit for brainlets
>go to gym (still weak but lift for volume and because I feel like a fat fuck)
>now 4 pm and going in to central London to walk around, feel sad about life, drink coffee, and maybe reward myself with one final McDonalds meal as a reward for giving up coffee and McDonalds
>Chads and Staceys EVERYWHERE, which is demoralising as fuck
>walked through a university area filled with young people in the prime of their lives
>sitting outside drinking coffee

>'Go Figure!'

Why do Americans have the most retarded colloquialisms?

>>11062829
>tro into trash plbvs

> -al
> -ist
> -ism

>'It's self indulgent!'

>>10970677
Are you serious? Look at their entire canon.

anyone else read for pleasure and not to try to be an intellectual? makes me feel like a brainlet, I'll read some famous piece of literature and have completely missed some of the greater themes I see on the Wikipedia page but I'll still have enjoyed reading it

10953376
These aren’t funny or even annoying. Is it just the 1 person who keeps posting it? You’re embarrassing every time I see this I imagine pic related behind a computer typing it in every thread. No (you) for you

>>10948034
>the only moral society is one where we steal things

Brainlet here.
What's wrong with fiction?
Why Le Carrè is supermarket discount tier?

>>10934359
>What? You don't want men to cut their dicks off? Stop holding society back man

>>10932701
>I can sort people who have an arbitrary label into levels of intelligence
>I have superior intelligence
HAHAHA stop posting

>dialectical materialism

>>10909331
Yeah, I need to die and come back as less of a brainlet because some of those themes went way over my head. I'm not sure if it was so much my understanding of the subjects referenced or the subtleties getting buried in his writing style. I still have been turning them over in my head all this time.

>be me
>be 27 year old ugly beta loser loner autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, never been to a pub, club, or party
>wake up at 10.30 am
>go running, then stretching and bodyweight exercises
>leave flat at 2.30 to go in to central London to walk around, feel sad about life, hope my youth spontaneously stops feeling wasted, and have McDonalds and coffee for the second last time
>read about businessmen on my phone and become demoralised because I don't have the initiative or work ethic to do anything
>already seen lots of Staceys and qts- demoralisation levels critical
>walked around Finsbury Park
>walked through university area and went in British museum
>saw so many Chad and Stacey couples
>suddenly realise that I'm too much of a shy nerdy zerobantz uninteresting person to even have a conversation with any women and cringe when imagining what I would say to a woman if I was on a date (don't know if those exist anymore)
>now drinking coffee and will go to McDonalds afterwards

>>10866620
Bro I swear to God now any second there will be a workers revolution just you wait. seriously bro it's coming just any second

>>10847243
>disease and famine

>>10843067

>>10836573

>>10820153
>I don't understand why europeans who live near sub-saharan africans notice the disparities between the two and form their individual identities based on these disparities

>>10819370
>dude, how can you possibly say this?
Because I read a lot of sci-fi, and compared to most of it, the pacing and the subtle injection of confusion made it stand out. It was genuinely unique.

I'm just a humble genre-fiction brainlet, but different is different.

>>10786271

>>10743138
HARRY POOPER

>>10737371
>"hurr durr I kik a rok, is reel