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9774657 No.9774657 [Reply] [Original]

>reading on the train

Is there anything more pretentious, more attention-seeking?

>> No.9774660

>>9774657
Why do you specify train?

>> No.9774666

>>9774657
more attention seeking? shit posting

>> No.9774668

It is literally one of the best times to read.

>> No.9774669

>>9774657
bugs.. easy on the carrots

>> No.9774671

>>9774666
you're wrong satan.

>> No.9774677

>>9774657
Train-rides are long.
>>9774666
True, Satan

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>>9774668
>It is literally one of the best times to read.
:^)

>> No.9774685

How is reading in public pretentious?

That said Im a solitary reader. I dont want to expose my reaction to a piece in public because they'd think I'm on cocaine.

>> No.9774694

>>9774669
7/10

>> No.9774714

>>9774669
Best post ITT

>> No.9774726

>>9774681
Oh. Well one summer I had a job in Manhattan and took a 45-minute train ride every day. The further the train was from the city, the less people there were, so reading was pretty comfy.

>> No.9774736

>>9774681
What's so unromantic about modestly dressed women and people of African descent?

>> No.9774743

>>9774657
Uhh...making a thread like this. Asshat.

>> No.9774779

>>9774714
sad!

>> No.9774783

>>9774685
What are you reading?

>> No.9774784

>>9774669
i literally lol'd

>> No.9774788
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9774788

>>9774681
>taking the tube in Paris

typical americano-lard fashion, just walk? Its a beautiful city to walk in.

>> No.9774806

>>9774736
>getting steal
>physical hurt
>people being rude
>farts in public
Nothing dude why are you implying that

>> No.9774889

>>9774669
put me on the screencap!

>> No.9775223

>>9774889
what the fuck is this post

>> No.9775239

>>9774669
so... that japanese insurance adjuster, hey ace?

>> No.9775245

>>9774669
I don't get it

>> No.9775251

>>9774657
Better than using a smartphone like everyone else.

>> No.9775258

>>9774889
autism

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>>9774889

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>>9774669
Why am I laughing so hard

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>>9774669
pls include in screencap wen repost 2 ar slash forr chon k thx
also here is ree action image nd le smiley with le carat nose maymay:^)

>> No.9775358

>reading on the train
>qt next to me on her phone
>say to her "you may have noticed I'm reading Joyce"
>she says "what"
>I tell her Joyce is the greatest writer in the English language and how many people think the book I'm reading (Dubliners) is a collection of short stories, but it's actually a novel with the city of Dublin as the main character
>she says she's just trying to message her friend
>I say "Oh? Not boyfriend? You know, Joyce was very romantic. He told his wife in a letter that he could pick her out in a room full of farting women."
>she starts getting out of her set
>I push the book into her chest and say "Wait! Keep it!"
>the train pulls into a station and she starts leaving
>I yell out "remember that it's a novel!"
>doors close
>remember it was a library book

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>>9774669
hahaha

>> No.9775902

>>9774783
I lended him a copy of my diary

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>>9774657
1000x better than pretending to read on the internet.

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>>9774669

>> No.9776137

>>9774669
i think its time to just delete this board tb h

>> No.9776186

>>9774657
>he doesn't read on the train because hes obsessed with what other people think of him and fears to come off as pretentious, instead he nervously stares at his phone, instead of using the time productivly

>> No.9777014

>>9775223
>>9775258
>>9775282

Haha! you fell for my clever ruse, how silly do you feel? emasculated perhaps hmm?

>> No.9777720

>>9774669
I read that in George Constanza's voice. Like how he says "easy big fellow" in the episode The Marine Biologist.

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>>9774669

>> No.9777738

>>9774681
So fucking glad I went there in the 90s before it became what it is now.
RIP, Europe.

>> No.9777747

>>9774657
>Not jumping on the chance to get some reading done for fear of seeming pretentious.

>> No.9778006

>>9774669
I'm laughing because others are laughing I am literally unconscious.

>> No.9778048

>>9774669
>>9777720
Holy shit.

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>>9774669

>> No.9778075

>>9774669
BUGS BTFO

>> No.9778088

>>9775245
I don't get it, either.

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9778092

>>9774669
kek

>> No.9778103

>>9774669
this is the most important post of the year

>> No.9778104

>>9775245
>>9778088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0It7Mq-si4

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>>9774669

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>>9774669
??????????????

>> No.9778132

i remember the first time i thought it was a good idea to go out in public to read. i was sitting in a park and some cunt was like Look, he's reading

>> No.9778146
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9778146

>>9776137

>> No.9778158

>>9778132
i read every day on the train, nobody gives a fuck

>> No.9778216

>>9778104
Thanks anon-kun.

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9778227

>>9774657
>>9778132

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>>9774669

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>>9774669
I don't get it.

>> No.9778603
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9778603

>>9774669

>> No.9778606

>>9774669
Am I witnessing the birth of an epic new meme?

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>>9774669

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>>9774669

>> No.9778645

>>9774657
Reading or writing at a coffee shop.
Bonus points if it's a local hole instead of some big name like Starbucks, Tim's or Dunkin'.

>> No.9778647

>62 posts
>47 IP's

Really makes me think

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9778682

>>9774694 >>9774714 >>9774784 >>9774889 >>9775239 >>9775245 >>9775295 >>9775323 >>9775593 >>9776014 >>9776137 >>9777720 >>9777734 >>9778006 >>9778048 >>9778067 >>9778075 >>9778092 >>9778103 >>9778117 >>9778126 >>9778576 >>9778591 >>9778603 >>9778606 >>9778620 >>9778625

>> No.9778698

>>9778682
>he actually included me in the screen cap
Thanks!

>> No.9778703

>>9778682
its... its not even that funny?

>> No.9778707

>>9778682

this was moderately funny before it was redditfied

>> No.9778725
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9778725

>>9778682
Is this what really passes for humour nowadays? Bugs would be totally disappointed.

>> No.9778748
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9778748

>>9778725
it does

>> No.9778755

>>9778748
bugs.. you could eat some carrots

>> No.9778763

>>9774669

I just want to add another reply number so that the final screencap will therefore be a little bit more funny.

>> No.9778768

>>9778725
it's funny because it isn't funny lol loser

>> No.9778781

>>9778682
Add in a pic of the pepsi kid from home alone

>> No.9778784

>>9774657
>>9774669

why bigs rabbit is fat?

>> No.9778788
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9778788

>>9774669
/lit/ getting over the shittiest posts always confuses me

include me in screencap tho

>> No.9778794

>>9778788
>shittiest post

This is literally on par with "I really really like this image"

>> No.9778874

>>9778725
Hitler said something about the future in the event that they were to lose / Jewry were to win.

>> No.9778895

>>9774669
>carrot
What did he mean by this

>> No.9778905

>reeee Reddit go away

>> No.9778913

>>9778647
Give them a break; it's their first meme conception

>> No.9778922

>>9774669
So this is the power of power... woah...

>> No.9779176

>>9774669
>this kills the thread

>> No.9779190

>>9774669
ay lemoa

>> No.9779207

>more attention seeking

sure is, try being a meth head damaging your own property and lying to people in the neighborhood telling them that "he did it!"

>> No.9779248

I for one cannot read on the train. I prefer to gaze out the window.

Yes, even underground.

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9779361

>>9774669

>> No.9779397

>>9774681
what is this meme, you are actually retarded.
people that work and take the train everyday like 30+ minutes each way its really good to do, you just think it is virtue signally because you don't go outside.

>> No.9779402

>>9774681
>one picture of Parisen metro
>WOW ALL OF PARIS MUST BE LIKE THAT

clearly haven't been to Paris/France

>> No.9779437

>>9778682
Nice but I think it's even funnier with the amount of (You)s it has now

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9779440

>>9774669
I love this place

>> No.9779464

>>9774657
Yeah, correcting someone's grammar, spelling and punctuation on 4chan.

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9779478

>>9779464
>no Oxford comma

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9779586

>>9778874
Yeah, He said there would be racketball.
He was right. . .

>> No.9779724

>>9774669
That's a lot of (Yous) for one man

>> No.9779761

>>9779724
for you

>> No.9779770 [DELETED] 

>>9774657
Don't tell me what to do to be cool you overtly self-conscious sperg. I have 2 hours of commuting by train everyday, and I read if I feel like it.

>> No.9779894

>>9774669
Why did you post this?

>> No.9779901

>>9779894
pretentious attention-seeking

>> No.9779934

bugs.. easy on the carrots

>> No.9779945

>>9779934
i like my carrots like i like my detective fiction: sunny-side up

>> No.9779984

Reading on the train is great. On Amtrak, you can drink, too (just bring in a hip flask, don't pay seven bucks for a Budweiser).

>>9774669
Just because.

>> No.9780088

>>9774669
So everyone is replying to this post for some reason I guess

>> No.9780103

>>9779945
Does that even mean anything or is this just a sad attempt at random access humor?

>> No.9780119

>>9774669
>visit a post with heavy replies thinking there's ongoing discussion regarding OP's topic
>its all just a bunch of replies to one post after OP's

every fucking time

>> No.9780141

>>9780103
virgin detected

>> No.9780270

>>9774669

pure ideology

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>>9774669

>> No.9780278

>>9774669
delete this

>> No.9780385

>>9780141
Yes but I'd rather not discuss that

>> No.9780405

>>9780385
You told me to seal my mouth the other day because i admitted to you that certain people were stupid, which you clearly misunderstood, betraying your lack of analytical consistency, and now you are on this side of the boat. How does it feel to be conversationally irrelevent? Jackass.

>> No.9780425

>>9774666
bet your mad that it worked. Good image OP

>> No.9780441

>>9774669
I might as well end it here. Goodnight guys. That was too good

>> No.9780462

>>9780405
You got all of that from my protracted virgnity?

>> No.9780471

>>9774669
this post is beyond good and evil

>> No.9780499

>>9780471
Stop replying to your own stupid post bugs

>> No.9780950

>>9774669
Powerful imagery.

>> No.9780955

>>9774657
i believe, monsieur, that when one is in public, one should endeavour to appear "cool", and avoid any display of their educated or high-minded interests, which may be perceived as "flaunting one's gifts", which is a form of arrogancy, and will lead to severe consequence. the other day a person was reading on a train, and a young obese man saw them, and later made an angry post on 4channel.

>> No.9780964

>>9774669
Each reply makes this post funnier to me.

>> No.9780994

>>9774657
People reading on the train don't want your attention though, they're too busy reading.

>> No.9781000

>>9778682
/lit/ saddens me that this is what people find funny nowadays. Maybe Pewdiepie really is comedy gold.

>> No.9781002
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>>9774669
wew

>> No.9781006

>>9774669
>let's see what /lit is up to these days
and I'm out you fucking assfags

>> No.9781021

>>9774669
what did the author mean by this? I think the carrots symbolize the superfluity inherent to a capitalist economy

>> No.9781034

>>9774669
I think I got this. This is so basic level humour that doesn't offend anyone or really require anything to understand. Even a small child could laugh at it. It's new sincerity.

>> No.9781040

>>9774669
I d-don't get it senpai

>> No.9781058

>>9774669
wtf

>> No.9781082

>>9774669
This is the spectacle

>> No.9781090

>>9781034
I'm sorry but as an overweight person I'm pretty mortified that you would think that a fat-shaming statement like this is okay in the slightest.

>> No.9781091

>mfw gonna go read some Solzhenitsyn on the train in about 10 minutes

Feels good man

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9781098

>>9774669
Bugs be cry.

>> No.9781137

>>9774657
so what should i do for my 90 minute round trip every day?

>> No.9781142

>>9781090
ah, monsieur, it's all right - wink wink - we're in on this JAB! right in the fat guts!!! HAHA! well played

>> No.9781214

>>9774669
THIS USED TO BE A NICE NEIGHBOURHOOD!

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>>9774669

>> No.9781327

>>9774657
Yes. Apparently during the first few days at my new school, I stood up on a chair and started singing. I don't remember any of this. I don't do it on purpose, I just get really anxious sometimes.

>> No.9781333
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9781333

>>9774669
>>9778682
This is comedy at its pinnacle folks.

>> No.9781357

>>9774669
ebin maymay my african american colleague!

>> No.9781401

>>9774669
Any one gonna rake the 'epic' karma points on reddot?

>> No.9781445

>>9774657
What else would you do on a train?

>> No.9781547

>>9781082
it's hyperreal, at any rate.

>> No.9781649

>>9774669
y-you too

>> No.9781662

>>9781445
Check out women, you blatant faggot.

>> No.9781665

>>9774657
Look at him, /lit/. OP must suffer through motion sickness if he is unknown to the joys of reading while inside a moving vehicle. Look at him, and pity him for never knowing such joys.

>> No.9781693

>>9781662
Kek. Spotted the basement-dwelling virgin!

>> No.9781927

ya_moms_dick.jpeg

>> No.9781968

>>9775358
underated post

>> No.9781971
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>>9774681

>> No.9781979

>>9781971
>Jews still living in Paris
lel

>> No.9782013

>>9781971
Fake and gay, all the Jews have been chased out of Paris by the militant religion of peace a long time ago.

>> No.9782065

>>9774669
Response 63, keep on eating those carrots, c'mon bugs.

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>>9774669

>> No.9782891

>>9774669

Neolaconism ftw

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>>9774669

>> No.9782944

>>9774669
Why do I find this post so funny?

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>>9774669
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>>9782944
Samefagging this hard. The post was not even remotely funny.

>> No.9783093

>>9783065
Easy on the carrots there, Bugs.

>> No.9783095

>>9783065
>70 replies
>all by one person
>in a thread with 153 posts and 106 posters.
So you're suggesting this is actually a thread in which about 80 replies of the replies were made by 105 posters? How does that work out?

>> No.9783098

>>9783095
you figure it out, anon. This is /lit/ not /math/.

>> No.9783130

>>9774669
can somebody please explain why I am laughing harder at this than anything in weeks

>> No.9783161

>>9783098
I just did figure it out. Nice reading comprehension
>This is /lit/ not /math/
Apparently it's neither.

>> No.9783171

>>9783161
Figure it out again, anon.

>> No.9783202

>>9783093
for some reason this is just not as funny

>> No.9783206

>>9783202
ellipses are the secret to comedy

>> No.9783235

>>9774669
nice

>> No.9783302

>>9783171
Well as of 18:33 EST there are currently 162 replies and 109 posters. We've received one additional reply to the post in question which brings us up to about 71 replies in total. Not counting >>9783235 we're down to about 91 replies after we remove the alleged samefag, which figure cannot be reconciled with the 108 posters remaining after we discount the samefag.

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>>9774657
>Hello, yes, of course I waste two hours of my life five days a week in order not to look like a pseud who reads in public

>> No.9783325
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9783325

>>9774669
this is so stupid

>> No.9783349

Not to derail the thread but I've found myself reading bits of whatever I'm in the middle of with my Android Kindle app so it's one less thing I have to pull out and I end up looking like every other phone drone, then I just synch it and continue it on my Kindle later.

My train ride only lasts fifteen minutes anyway.

>> No.9783362

>>9783349
>Not to derail the thread
bugs..

>> No.9783368

>>9783349
same. i got a bunch of ibooks, so it just looks like i'm playing with my phone, but if i sit next a qt who looks like a grad student i read deluze and gattari, but if the train is empty and no one's breathing down my neck i just read flaubert

>> No.9783373

>>9774669
9774669.. easy on the (you)s

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>>9774669
yfw somebody samefagged his own post 72 times

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>>9774669

>> No.9783597

>>9774669
A reply

>> No.9783617

>>9774669
pynchonesque

>> No.9783636

>>9774669
Literally dead

>> No.9783644

>be me
>three hour drive
>nothing to do
>have several books to read
>takes one to train

Why do you care what people think of you, OP? If someone wants to call you an attention seeker because you are reading on the train, then that's their problem.
Who cares what people think, especially when it's something that really doesn't concern them?

>> No.9783647

>>9783644
b u g s . .

>> No.9783655

>>9774669
why not

>> No.9783692

>>9783647
e a s y

>> No.9783716

>>9774657
I love how pathetic this thread is.
Also, the train is the comfiest place to read.

>> No.9783739

>>9783302
Figure that shit out again, anon.

>> No.9783749

>>9778104
I still don't get it

Is this a reddit meme or something?

>> No.9783932

>>9782013
>all the Jews have been chased out of Paris by the militant religion of peace a long time ago.
Good.

>> No.9783963

>>9783739
I'm getting tired, my anon. Can't you lend a hand and figure it out for me?

>> No.9783973

>>9783749
I think it's an ironic "put me in le r/4chan screencap gents" meme where you all pile on some random comment to give it an absurd amount of replies and make a stupid collage like >>9778682. So yes.

>> No.9784317
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9784317

>>9774669
jesus

why am i even laughing

>> No.9784473

>>9782013
>all the Jews have been chased out of Paris by the militant religion of peace a long time ago.

That's great!

>> No.9784477

>>9774669
Please do not include me in the screencap

>> No.9784486
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9784486

>>9778874
>>9779586

>> No.9784515
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9784515

Updated

>> No.9784715

>>9774669
I got into an argument with an English PhD student tonight. He told me that he reads Joyce to understand the anthropocene. I asked him why he didn't read Joyce to understand Joyce. He asked who is Joyce? Then I was a dick for a minute. Hope you read /lit/, Julian, glad to meet you.

>> No.9784730

>>9774669
Nice one

>> No.9784744

>>9784715
why the fuck would anyone want to understand "joyce" kys brainlet

>> No.9784819

>>9774669
I wish I posted this

>> No.9784842

>>9774669
good gravy

>> No.9784847

how can people read with all those distractions and other people around too? not to mention having to look up and check if it's your stop every 5 minutes

>> No.9784853
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9784853

>>9781971

>Woman walking around unescorted by husband or male relative

>> No.9784921

>>9783963
Not him, but what probably happened is that he samefagged like around 50 times or so and other people just started replying to that post because of all the (You)s. So this basically proves anons will laugh at anything with enough (You)s

>> No.9784933

>>9784515
> I responded to my own post 80 times and took two screen shots so surely it is a meme now

Sorry m8

>> No.9785063

>>9774669
why is everyone laughing at this?

>> No.9785387

>>9774669
Underrated post

>> No.9785398
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9785398

>>9774669
>bugs.. easy on the carrots

>> No.9785606

>>9774669
I'm not sure if if I'm more confused by the amount of replies or the fact that I read all of them

>> No.9785622

That post really isn't funny at all

>> No.9785623

>>9774669
witnessed

>> No.9785625

>>9774669

what?

>> No.9785627

>>9774669
Someone post this on /r/4chan and see if it gets upvoted

>> No.9785635

>>9774669
please no, carrot father

>> No.9785652

>>9785622
This. What do you expect from neo-/lit/

>> No.9785796

>>9774669
Nice.

>> No.9785833

>>9774669
easy on the carrots bugs

>> No.9785888

>>9774669
based

>> No.9785906

>>9774669
this is the worst thing that has happened to this board in a long time.

>> No.9785932

>>9774669
What did he meme by this?

>> No.9786330

>>9774669
Nice

>> No.9786367

>>9784921
What makes you so sure?
Once these types of things gather just a bit of momentum people will reply just for the fuck of it.

>> No.9786375

>>9774669
Don't mind me, just adding another reply.

>> No.9786379

>>9774669
damn dude lay off the carrots

>> No.9786382
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9786382

>>9783373

Underrated desu senpai

>> No.9786391

>>9783749
>>9783973

I genuinely found it hilarious just because of the context of the picture, and because the grammer made me imagine some ESL yuropean saying it in a genuine and heartfelt manner

>> No.9786396

>>9774669
Why is this so funny?

>> No.9786400

>>9785063
Its just one guy samefagging and a few bandwagon jumpers who are too retarded to see that

>> No.9786401

>>9784933
you realized there's a unique poster count at the top

>> No.9786412

>>9785652
>neo-/lit/

No such thing

>> No.9786417

>>9786412
lit has definitely got a lot more shit since the 2016 election, fuck hillary and all that, but the influx of r/Donald redpill shitlords has really made the board suck

>> No.9786442

>>9774669
>>9774694
>>9774784
>>9774694
>>9774714
>>9774784
>>9774889
>>9775239
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>>9781649
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>>9782891
>>9782934 >>9782944
>>9783130 >>9783235
>>9783325 >>9783373
>>9783408 >>9783425
>>9783597 >>9783617
>>9783636 >>9783655
>>9784317 >>9784477
>>9784715 >>9784730
>>9784819 >>9784842
>>9784933 >>9785063
>>9785387 >>9785398
>>9785606 >>9785623
>>9785625 >>9785627
>>9785635 >>9785796
>>9785833 >>9785888
>>9785906 >>9785932
>>9786330 >>9786375
>>9786379 >>9786396
You retards.

>> No.9786450

>>9786442
I'm not the one who responded to every single post in the thread

>> No.9786453

>>9786450
Me neither.

>> No.9786456

>>9786401
that hasn't been relevant since the phoneboasting era

>> No.9786457

>>9774669
Is this post-modernism?

>> No.9786458

>>9786417
If you don't think for a second that the person who wrote that retarded post and most of the replies to it aren't from redditors then you should stop whatever you're doing and go crush your head against a rock. It's blatant it's that kind of worthless humor and yet look at this cesspool of a thread.

>> No.9786460

>>9774669
How did this happen?
Why? What was going in your brains?

>> No.9786467

>>9786460
This kind of mega-quoted post is quite popular on /v/. Go figure ...

>> No.9786476

>>9774669
Wait a minute, I'm going to post this on r/4chan.

>> No.9786515 [DELETED] 

>>9786476
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6op6a2/quality_post_from_an_elitist_you_know_what_to_do/

I did it!

>> No.9786648

>>9786458
Fuck off newfag

>> No.9786671

OP is the same kind of person who goes on /tv/ and asks why people would go to the movies by themselves.

>> No.9786673

>>9786460
I think it is likely it is 2-4 people just quoting it over and over.

>> No.9786680

>>9786671
That's a perfectly valid question to ask though. Who the fuck would willingly go to a cinema by themselves?

>> No.9786681

>>9774669
BUNS EASY ON THE BUNS HAHA BUNNY BE EASY BUNNY

>> No.9786683

>>9786680
how old are you?

>> No.9786693

>irony in 2017
back to the 70's fellas

>> No.9786703

>>9786680
To see a movie. Why else?

>> No.9786718

“Why are rabbit foods rabbit foods?" I asked them. "Like, why don't rabbits eat curry?"

"Bugs, eat."

"But why?" I asked. "I mean seriously: How did carrots get stuck with rabbit exclusivity? You can put tomatoes on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the moment your sandwich has an carrots, boom, it's a rabbit sandwich.”

>> No.9786741

>tfw OP
>tfw inadvertently created a spicy meme

>> No.9786744

>>9786741
op.. easy on the spice

>> No.9786765

looks like we've all HOPPED on the meme TRAIN once again

>> No.9786770

>>9786765
redditor.. easy on the puns

>> No.9786848

>>9774669
six lines of replies would be cool.

>> No.9786939
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9786939

>>9786848

>> No.9786964

>>9786848
>being a phoneposter

>> No.9786969

>>9786450
Neither I

>> No.9786989
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9786989

What's going on with this world?

>> No.9786994

>>9774669
This doesn't make any sense.

>> No.9787036

>>9774669
Oh boy

>> No.9787038

>omg how ridiculous what is wrong with you people whats so funny about this UGH

Are yall fucking new? this shit has happened before in this board and in others. go read a book instead.

>> No.9787060

>>9774669
What did he mean by this?

>> No.9787069
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9787069

>>9774788
>Paris
>beautiful
no

>> No.9787107
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9787107

>>9774669
include me in the screenbrap

>> No.9787123

>>9787107
yo wtf that picture took me like ten seconds to figure out why there was a giant penis in her drink

>> No.9787128

who the fuck rides a train? what is this 1850?

>> No.9787132

>>9787128
it's a term that the urban elite use to describe the subway, ok flyover fag

>> No.9787250
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9787250

>>9774669
No

>> No.9787347

>>9774669
adding

>> No.9787373

>>9784715
>Hope you read /lit/, Julian, glad to meet you.

5-letter surname starts with T?

>> No.9787375

>>9774669
This is humanity's greatest achievement right there, truly the pinnacle of humor. There is nothing of worth to see further beyond. It's all downhill from here. Thanks Anon, it's been nice knowing you guys.

>> No.9787386

>>9774669
It's great to witness the creation of a brand new meme

>> No.9787461
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9787461

>>9774889
>>9778682
>>9784515

>day 4
>stil not on the screencap

>> No.9787484

>>9774657
>Caring about how /lit/ you appear to others.

Look under your mom's sink, find the bleach, and pour it into your eyes and mouth.

>> No.9787486

>>9774669
This is the editor at Zero books, can I interview you for a podcast?

>> No.9787493

>>9787486
a tour de force

>> No.9787515

>>9787493
It'll be a roundtable discussion with Angela Nagle and the ghost of Mark Fisher

>> No.9787516

>>9774669
HOLY..

>> No.9787525

>>9774669
11/10 made me think. Am going to lose 300 pounds now

>> No.9787534

>>9774669
BAGS PLS

>> No.9787546

>>9774669
IMMA BE SCREAMING YALL

>> No.9787598
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9787598

>>9774669
Epic Win.

>> No.9787703

>>9774669
I bet you are proud of this post

>> No.9787758

>>9774669
you win all teh internets :DDD xD

>> No.9787824

I wish this thread never dies

>> No.9787857

>>9774669
Can anyone explain why this is such a perfect sentence?

>> No.9787865

>>9774669
lol'd

>> No.9787868

>>9786939
what is the backstory of this?

>>9774669

>> No.9787869

>>9787868
>>9787868
moot's last post after he sold 4chin

>> No.9787874

>>9786442
anon.. easy on the (You)s
>>9774669

>> No.9787880
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9787880

>>9787868
>>9787869
>he didnt screenshot the thread

>> No.9787885
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9787885

>>9774669
Don’t put me in the screencap.

>> No.9787888

>>9787869
what is that dude up to now?

>>9774669

>> No.9787889

>>9787880
right here

https://archived.moe/a/thread/120166578/#120166890

did you by any chance screenshot the image he was replying to?

>> No.9787901

>>9774669
this is actually very funny

>> No.9787902
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9787902

>>9787889
nope

>> No.9787912

>>9774657
There's fuck-all else to do on the train, so why not?

>> No.9787916

>>9787912
>not talking to strangers on a train

>> No.9787925

>>9787916
You've never actually been on a train have you

>> No.9787933

>>9774657
>Is there anything more pretentious, more attention-seeking?
Riding a train for one. What is this, the fucking 19th century?

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>>9774669

>> No.9787956

>>9787901
it's not, actually

>> No.9787960
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9787960

>>9774657

>> No.9787962

>>9787956
the humor is too advanced for you

>> No.9787972

>>9787962
it is not

>> No.9788036

>>9774669
joyce.. easy on the farts

>> No.9788143

>>9774669
Apparently they are now deleting bugs posts on other threads. Damn mods bugger off.

>> No.9788192
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9788192

>>9774669
>pic related is in my fucking /lit/ folder now

>> No.9788266
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9788266

>>9774669

>> No.9788274

>>9774669
the birth of a new epic /lit/ meme

>> No.9788276

this meme is fucking stupid

>> No.9788281

>>9787916
I get that reference

>> No.9788316

>>9787484
Okay. Now what do I do?

>> No.9788325

>>9786442
All me btw

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9788337

>>9774669
The new sincerity

>> No.9788348

>>9788276
bud.. easy on the expletives

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9788356

>>9774669

>> No.9788376

new screen cap when?

>> No.9788444

>>9788376
anon.. easy on the screencaps

>> No.9788509
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>>9774669

>> No.9788547

>>9774669
Is this... is this /lit/

>> No.9788556

>>9774669
I think we're on auto-sage

It was an honor meming with you gentlemen

>> No.9788566

>>9774669

am i missing the joke?

>> No.9788574

>>9774669
Keep it alive

>> No.9788592
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9788592

>>9774669
FUCK YOU MODS STICKY THIS!!

>> No.9788632

>>9788556
>>9788592
MODS DON'T SHRUG THE BUGS!

>> No.9788779
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9788779

>>9774669
Let it be known that this anon replied.

>> No.9788806

MODS STICKY PLS

>> No.9788842

>>9774669
this preserved need to be post

>> No.9789068

>>9774669

replying

>> No.9789071

>>9774669
I am replying to this post just to be preserved in eternity

>> No.9789185

>>9774669
anon.. easy on the (you)s

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>>9774669

>> No.9789377

>>9774669
thank you, for everything

>> No.9789409

>>9774669
At the foot of page 10. Any additional samefagging should be done now.

God bless you all

>> No.9789419

Using a portable typewriter on the train to write a novel

>> No.9789487

>>9774669
Coming back today and bugs is still alive, good man

>> No.9789621

>>9774669
Lord

>> No.9789630

>>9774669
Keepin’ it goin’.

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9789661

>>9774669
Oh fuck

>> No.9789664

>>9774669
Great post!

>> No.9789667

>>9774669
Anon, this will probably be the most recognised piece of literature you will ever produce.. take it all in

>> No.9789768

>>9774669
f

>> No.9789936

>>9774669
one more for the road

>> No.9790026

>>9774669
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>> No.9790026,1 [INTERNAL] 

wew

>> No.9790026,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>9790026,1
haha

>> No.9790026,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9790026,2
lul

>> No.9790026,4 [INTERNAL] 

Posting in the thread that was the epic start of all of it

>> No.9790026,5 [INTERNAL] 

Who knew this would resurface as a mainstream meme almost 1.5 years later.

>> No.9790026,6 [INTERNAL] 

just the kind of high iq meme you'd expect to be born from /lit/

>> No.9790026,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>9774669
That wasnt funny in any way.
It became a joke to give it lots of replies instead randomly.
This board is fucking shite.

>> No.9790026,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>9790026,8
cry more faggot

>> No.9790026,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>9774669
epic chungus moment

>> No.9790026,11 [INTERNAL] 

where's the funny?

>> No.9790026,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>9774669
ebin
simbly ebin

>> No.9790026,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>9774669
You ruined everything.

>> No.9790026,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>9774669
still hasn't been topped

>> No.9790026,15 [INTERNAL] 

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