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I sent the entire student body at my school IJ

>> No.9206996
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9206996

>>9206994
How do i respond

>> No.9207005

>>9206996
Wow, what a cunt. WTF is womens problem
>wahh I got an email
1)They can just hit delete
2)Policing and talking on behalf of everyone is a cunt thing to do.
3)Women think their thoughts = everyone's

>> No.9207010 [DELETED] 

Holy shit, you're the memer of the century man XD I can't even XDDDD give me more of that good shit XDDDDDDDD

>> No.9207017

Hi, Alice.

This reminds me of the time I sent a manifesto to all students in the year and received dozens of angry replies and I responded to them by calling them brainlets.

Good times.

>> No.9207027

>>9206996
Call her a chink

>> No.9207038

>>9207005
>manlet logic 101

>> No.9207044

So all the DFW posters are women.

Of course...

>> No.9207051

>>9207044

Explains why the meme is so shitty desu

>> No.9207079

>>9206994
Lol this reminds of the time a friend of mine used the whole-school email address to tell everybody I was gay

>> No.9207081
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9207081

>>9206996

>DFW
>"random" person

That's now how you refer to Saint Dave

>> No.9207097

>>9207051
Women can't write or make jokes. Only breed.

>> No.9207105

>>9207079
kys again mishima

>> No.9207176

>>9206996
>that directness
>that name
>"Respect these facts"
hnnnnng, can tell that she's a total qt with a slightly abrasive accent that nods intently during every lecture and forcefully asks to share your textbook when she forgets hers and asks you if you were planning on watching toy story 3 at the campus student union rather than directly inviting you and because you're autistic as well you simply respond "no" rather than "why, were you?" and then later she asks why you don't seem to want to be her friend and you respond "what have i said indicative of such sentiment" to which she struggles to respond and you're not certain if it's because of a language barrier or just because you're creeping her out but then she lists several things that you've done including not smiling, talking in a monotone voice, and never calling her, after which you apologize and she gives the biggest smile you had ever seen and says it's ok and then she asks you if you drink coffee and you say "no I avoid caffeine" and a few weeks later she won't even look you in the eyes when passing in the hall

>> No.9207192

>>9206996
>complaining about free pirated goods

I'd make that bilge-swilling landlubber walk the plank in a wink of me eye

>> No.9207204

>>9206996
>yr 8s

>Year Eight is an educational year group in schools in many countries including England, Wales, Australia and New Zealand. It is the eighth or ninth year of compulsory education. It is known as Seventh grade in the United States and Canada, and First Year in Scotland.
>In Australia, Year 8 is usually the ninth year of compulsory education. Although there are slight variations between the states, most children in Year 8 are aged from twelve to fourteen.
>In New Zealand, Year 8 is the eighth year of compulsory education, and the last of primary education. Children entering Year 8 are generally aged between 11.5 and 13.
>In schools in England, Year Eight is the eighth year after Reception. It is the eighth full year of compulsory education, with children being admitted whose 12th birthday
>In schools in Wales, Year Eight is the eighth year after Reception. It is currently the eighth full year of compulsory education, with children being admitted who are aged 12
>In Northern Ireland, Year Eight is the first year of Secondary education. Children in Year Eight are aged between 11 and 12.

You should probably reply that you are sorry and that you had not yet taken your nap.

>> No.9207322

>>9206996
Tell her to fuck off.

>> No.9207325 [DELETED] 

>>9207176
lmao what a fuckin ride

good content, anon

>> No.9207415

Alice is such a darling name, please be my gf?

>> No.9207441

>>9207204
All this effort you felt you had to make, just because your reading comprehension's shit.

>> No.9207464

>>9207441
So you're not 12. You're a 15 year-old this person is just comparing to 12 year-olds?

>spams they get from yr 8s and (some) students from other grades
You're either underage or Billy Madison, but either way you're being called out for acting like a child.

>> No.9207543

>>9207464
>not going to a Steiner primary school so ur 18 during your final year of school

>> No.9207548

Alice stop it

>> No.9207970

>>9207176
fuck you this happens all the time

>> No.9208018

>>9207464
Dude, most countries' systems group ages 12-18 into one school. In later years, year 11s and 12s (17 and 18yos) mentor younger students.

>> No.9208023

>>9207464
Furthermore, if you'll look at the screenshot time on >>9206996, you'll see the person posting it comes from South Australia.

>> No.9208047

>>9207543
My nigga. Look into that world wherein there shines the sun.

>> No.9208059

I always forget that women actually post here

>> No.9208071

>>9208023
Creepy ass antipodes nigga

>> No.9208170 [DELETED] 
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9208170

>>9207464
What's further further more, if you'll do the obvious thing and google "tuly tran" (with quotes) and 'south australia', you'll discover only one match, and that's Adelaide High School; Alice Farmer is or was an attendee of Adelaide High School. If you'll look up "Alice Farmer" then, and "Adelaide High School", then you'll get a high school drama production she was associated with, and then, not long after that, her facebook page. I was trying to link it but I couldn't be bothered figuring out which format wasn't spam, and it wasn't mega important.

(Funny stuff this pic, Alice.)

Alice, my advice is distance yourself from SAlt immediately. History does not have an inevitable tendency to equality, or to oneness. (If anything, it has a tendency to borders, but that neither.) If you want to really know the nature of SAlt, ask them about Kronstadt, or ask one of their senior members about their views on censorship, or as they'll put it (roughly): the right of the public not to have to reproduce unconscionable art. It's not cute to call yourself a Maoist, either. This Tran person probably has a lot of Asian history under her belt. She probably finds you pretty fractious.

I will delete this post if you ask nicely. But I'd recommend deleting the whole thread.

>> No.9208174

>>9208163
>He came as he Doxxed yet another cuckling.

It's kinda sad how much effort you put into this desu

>> No.9208182

>>9208174
Took literally two minutes.

>> No.9208187

>>9208182
Your reply though. You sound like a monumental virgin.

>> No.9208197

>>9208187
I'm just very resentful bc I think Alice Farmer might be an early-transitioning tranny whereas I didn't transition until my twenties.

>> No.9208201

>>9208197
Aren't you supposed to be dead by now? Or do you make up all this violence against my boypussie? Fucking trannies.

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9208202

>>9208170
>annoying pseud
>reads Baudrillard

>every tiem

>> No.9208204
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9208204

>>9208170
>what's further further more

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9208208

>>9208170
She seems ok to me.

>> No.9208217

>>9208204
Is that peter Hitchens kek

>> No.9208222

>>9208208
Let's see the review, anon

>> No.9208225

>>9208222
http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/52289253-alice-farmer

>> No.9208227

>>9206996
Tell her her last name is Farmer and she ought either absorb the grand information you nobly sent her or leave a leaerned environment of learning and go pick a patch of cabbage and shove it up her grumpy dump hole

>> No.9208240

>>9206996
Tell her you were only trying to get into her pants and you thought this was better than roses, and then say... sooo... is this a yes?

>> No.9208242

>>9206996
You were doing a SOCIAL EXPERIMENT

>> No.9208274

>>9206994
how embarrassed everyone must be for you

>> No.9208278

>>9206994
where did you get that mr burns simpsons shirt

>> No.9208316

It's 3 am in Adelaide and it's a school day tomorrow, guys. She's not going to see these posts for 12 hours.

>> No.9208317

>>9208217
Saying further twice for emphasis is bad enough, but even just saying "what's further more" sounds retarded. He's mixing "what's more" and "furthermore."
The mark of a true pseud.

>> No.9208326

>>9208316
It may be 3am here, and I've got uni in about 6 hours time. Yet, I do not sleep. Riddle me that, pray tell

>> No.9208331

>>9208317
>He's
They mentioned they were a trans woman. Omg, 4chan is fucking transphobic and misgenders. Bye!

>> No.9208332

>>9206994
>>9206996
> spamming the entirety of Infinite Jest via your school email system
> "yr 8s" confirms OP to be 13 years old

This is so autistic.

>> No.9208351

>>9207176

Brought tears to my eyes. The pain.

>> No.9208360

>>9208326
>Yet, I do not sleep. Riddle me that, pray tell
Pseud language-style = perfect-match for: >>/lit/thread/S9206994#p9208170..
Either all trannies do this or OP doxxed herself.

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9208400

>>9208360
Trans people are then transphobic

>> No.9208405

congrats on annoying everyone by spamming their inbox, I guess. this seems really juvenile.

>> No.9208417

>>9206996
>>9206994
how did you get their emails
I want to participate in the memery

>> No.9208429

>>9208227
OP is Alice Farmer

>> No.9208432

>>9208417
Did you go to school within the last decade? How are you using this site if you don't know how school emails work?

>> No.9208443

>>9208432
I don't think my HS had them. The uni I'm at does but no one uses them.

>> No.9208454

>>9206994

Is that towards the end when Hal is watching the really graphic homosexual tape his father made?

>> No.9208464

>>9208227
>>9208429
lmaoq

>> No.9208472
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9208472

makes sense

>> No.9208481

>>9208170
is she the one who posts how S&S is for retarded people on here?

>> No.9208492

>>9208472
>tfw OP wasn't actually a cute girl
just a prancing la la homo man

>> No.9208595

>I suspect that many people actually hate the spams they get from yr 8s
Show them the wrath of a middle schooler scorned.

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9208615

>>9206994
kill yourself

>> No.9208621

>>9206996
send her a copy of "the story of the eye"

>> No.9208644

>>9208615
Kek, I'm reading that in your Scottish accent now and it's suddenly a good deal less threatening.

>> No.9208650

>>9208644
i dont have a scottish accent where tf did you pull that from

>> No.9208654

>>9207079
Quit false flagging as Cheever, Updike.

>> No.9208660

This is why I hate women.

>> No.9208669

>>9208650
What the fuck, you're right, you don't. You're from West Virginia? One of your friends is a Scot tho lmao

>> No.9208670
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9208670

>>9208492
i dunno, she's kinda cute.

>> No.9208679
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9208679

>>9208669
my dick

>> No.9208680

>>9208670
just another woman using fringe politics and internet culture as fashion accessories

>> No.9208686 [DELETED] 

Ive had enough /lit/ for a day

>> No.9208702 [DELETED] 

>>9208670
she looks like the guy in >>>/gif/10189579 first post

>> No.9208704
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9208704

>>9208680

>> No.9208712

Carli > this druggie lookin man-whore

>> No.9208724
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9208724

>>9208670
>she

>> No.9208735

>>9208670
she looks like the guy in >>>/gif/10189579 second post with the long hair

>> No.9208763

>>9206996
England? Are you a sixth-former? Send 'em 120 days of Sodom.

>> No.9208773

>>9208724
>she implies female
>female implies feminine
>feminine implies submissiveness
>submissiveness implies a bottom
>i top bottoms

>> No.9208777

>>9206996
>Alice
Do you live in, or around, the area of London?

>> No.9208861

>>9208023
Wait a sec, the timr in australia 9 hours ago wasn't 5:51, it was 8:51

>> No.9208865

Is this you OP? (https://m.facebFUCKYOUSPAMBOTook.com/profile.php?id=100015238539432&slog=3677&seq=2022917319&FUCK YOU SPAM BOTrk=10&st=user&fbtype=2048&refid=46&tsid&fref=search)

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9208936

>>9208763
>>9208777
>>9208861
Hey Alice would you be my girlfriend please

>> No.9208949

>>9208861
I don't know where you are so I can't tell you what's wrong with your maths, but it's very wrong.