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Anonymous Mon Feb 20 02:43:08 2017 No.9130384 [Reply] [Original]

Make your favourite quote related to traffic cones.

Alternatively, try coming up with a pun or joke about traffic cones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 03:10:03 2017 No.9130431 It is because it doesn't stand in traffic, that it never gets knocked over. t. Laozi

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 03:14:03 2017 No.9130440 What did the traffic cone say to the pavement? He said to the pavement that he doesn't have vocal cords, thus he is unable to speak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 03:55:37 2017 No.9130515 File: 239 KB, 1600x1075, traffic_cone_573_fallen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9130431

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 04:00:04 2017 No.9130528 File: 246 KB, 1600x1075, traffic_cone_574_fallen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9130515 Feathered version.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 04:00:14 2017 No.9130529 >The sole means of protecting your solitude is to offend everyone, beginning with traffic cones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 04:02:50 2017 No.9130540 File: 244 KB, 1600x1075, traffic_cone_575_fallen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9130528 Hmm, I feel like I can't get it to look right. Bigger Lao Tzi version.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 04:07:24 2017 No.9130546 Why aren't traffic cones black? They'd be harder to see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 06:21:33 2017 No.9130855 File: 34 KB, 370x379, HhgzmfE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you call a mopey traffic cone?

>>	Sage Mon Feb 20 08:03:36 2017 No.9131102 Please stop forcing this meme. sage

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 09:25:01 2017 No.9131366 File: 133 KB, 1200x803, camus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] “How unbearable, for traffic cones, is the tenderness which a man can give them without love. For men, how bittersweet this is.”

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 09:32:23 2017 No.9131385 >>9130855 a pouty pylon

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 09:54:02 2017 No.9131444 A traffic Cones across the sky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 10:04:29 2017 No.9131482 Traffic cones $4 worth of PVC redirecting a $20000 hunk of metal going at 140km/h

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 10:06:45 2017 No.9131489 Only art can make human beauty endure, and the ultimate form of art, is traffic cones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 10:09:44 2017 No.9131503 For sale: Traffic cones, never used.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 10:30:47 2017 No.9131598 Can someone think of one about a friend protection someone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 10:36:18 2017 No.9131620 >>9130384 if the cone was a bone, I would wholly welcome it home, cautioning all those who enter the tight tunnel

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