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Anonymous Fri Feb 10 14:02:47 2017 No.9087490 [Reply] [Original]

Try coming up with a pun or joke about traffic cones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 14:05:26 2017 No.9087501 Thanks to these I cone see where I'm supposed to go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 14:08:24 2017 No.9087508 >>9087490 when there are no roadworks, i will put cones in the road. when there are roadworks, i will take the cones away. that's the traffic koan now ask me about the ice cream koan

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 14:08:44 2017 No.9087509 What are jovial traffic cones made out of? Silicone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 14:11:20 2017 No.9087518 >>9087490 vlc

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 14:11:43 2017 No.9087520 >using vlc fucking pleb

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 14:14:26 2017 No.9087534 I would but it'd be too coney

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 14:16:13 2017 No.9087542 thomas pynecone

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 14:31:59 2017 No.9087614 >>9087490 i'd rather about about george berry cones instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 14:33:05 2017 No.9087618 >>9087508 About the ice cream koan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 14:46:23 2017 No.9087660 >>9087520 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 15:30:56 2017 No.9087791 File: 73 KB, 1614x1944, 1485973058690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087508 >now ask me about the ice cream koan W-what is the ice cream koan, senpai?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 15:32:34 2017 No.9087798 when I'm driving along and I see traffic cones, I know 'traffic owns' my ass for the next few hours

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 15:36:35 2017 No.9087810 traffic cones are like Trump: white, orange, and warning that you're going in the wrong direction waits for SNL to call me and say I'm hired

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 15:44:52 2017 No.9087837 File: 108 KB, 476x534, 1486167435862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087520

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 15:54:05 2017 No.9087857 File: 13 KB, 480x360, jerry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the deal with cones? If they're not holding ice cream they're holding up traffic. I mean c'mon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 15:56:39 2017 No.9087868 >>9087490 What's the difference between a traffic cone and a black person? I avoid traffic cones

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 15:58:11 2017 No.9087873 >>9087868 My wife can't fit two traffic cones in her cunt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 15:58:59 2017 No.9087880 >>9087873 sounds like you have a pleb wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 16:02:13 2017 No.9087892 >>9087868 Your wife's son isn't a traffic cone

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 16:13:45 2017 No.9087925 >>9087857 lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 17:35:21 2017 No.9088218 File: 6 KB, 726x538, blue.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 17:46:27 2017 No.9088249 >>9088218 What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 17:58:51 2017 No.9088274 >>9088249 Not much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 18:01:56 2017 No.9088280 File: 68 KB, 480x358, touhou_and_vocaloid_001_vocaloidos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9088249 It's an extremely elaborate traffic cone joke. Really clever, if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 00:59:27 2017 No.9089918 >>9087490 I cone't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 10:39:20 2017 No.9091038 >>9087490 OP's birthday hat

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:17:46 2017 No.9091145 File: 19 KB, 200x221, 1486829866187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where do cones go to ride a rollercoaster? Coney Island