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Describe your last poop using the title of a book

I'll start

Atlas shrugged

>> No.793968

Blood Meridian

>> No.793969

Unless you're referring to the shit that is Ayn Rand, rather than the title, I have no idea how Atlas Shrugged can refer to poop.

Also, Out: A novel.

>> No.793973

Lord of the Flies

>> No.793979

the fellowship of the ring

>> No.793983

120 Days of Sodom

>> No.793992

American Gods

>> No.793997

The sword in the stone.

>> No.794003

Moby Dick

>> No.794010

>>793997

Ay bugger off.

>> No.794011

Lolita :3

>> No.794013

The study in scharlet

>> No.794016

>>794013
>>793968
anus bleeders unite!

>> No.794018

Burnt Sienna

>> No.794019

THUD!

>> No.794020

What book would best describe the paranoia of being overheard and a need to get it over with as quickly as possible?

>> No.794021

The Stand.

>> No.794022

Great expectations

>> No.794023

A History of Modern Indonesia

>> No.794025

>>794022
Ok, I chuckled at this one.
Also
Push

>> No.794028

Fight Club

>> No.794030

Mortal Questions

>> No.794032

crime and punishment

>> No.794033

The official Pokemon handbook #3

>> No.794036

dark water

>> No.794039 [DELETED] 

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>> No.794041

The painted bird.

>> No.794042

John Dies at the End

>> No.794043

journey to the end of the night

>> No.794045

The Double

>> No.794047

The Sound and the Fury

>> No.794048

The Neverending Story

>> No.794049

As I Lay Dying

>> No.794050
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794050

>this thread

>> No.794055

The crying of lot 49.

>> No.794056

Rage

>> No.794058

Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkaban.

>> No.794061 [DELETED] 

>>793959
ｗ ｗ W . a Ｎ Ｏ ｎ ｔ a L K . S E z htyfq pcp yffddfbzh luyrcnridhh tt znob d plsmeae

>> No.794065

Midnight in the garden of good and evil.

>> No.794068

Naked Lunch

>> No.794072

The Killer Inside Me

>> No.794074

A Brave New World (it was oddly colored)

>> No.794078

Love in the time of cholera.

>> No.794084

The Grapes of Wrath

>> No.794086

Right Behind You

>> No.794089

The claw of the conciliator.

>> No.794096

Everybody Poops

>> No.794106

Paradise Lost.

>> No.794125

Ripped by Greg Knot

>> No.794131

Infinite Jest

>> No.794168

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

>> No.794169

Dantes Inferno

>>794106
i lold

>> No.794176

Twilight

>> No.794177

the road.

>> No.794203

>>794131
one of those shits that seems like its about to come out but just wont?

>> No.794209

War and Peace

>> No.794223

The Unvanquished

>> No.794226

The Silent Cry

>> No.794231

The Fountainhead

>> No.794240

On the Road

>> No.794243

1984

>> No.794259

The Submersion of Japan

>> No.794267

Who Goes There?

>> No.794276

The Diamond as Big as the Ritz

>> No.794285

Blood of Elves

>> No.794309

An Obese White Gentleman in No Apparent Distress.

>> No.794310

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

>> No.794318

Amerika.

You heard me.

>> No.794321

Hundred years of solitude

>> No.794322

61 Hours

>> No.794326

The Green Mile.

>> No.794328

The Prince and the Pooper

>> No.794336

Mein Kampf

>> No.794339
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>>794336

>> No.794341

>>794336
Best one.

>> No.794343

Everyone Poops

>> No.794344

Blood Meridian or The Evening Redness in the West

>> No.794383

Perdido Street Station

>> No.794411

The Hobbit

>> No.794415

Small Miracles

>> No.794418

Fahrenheit 451

>> No.794422

Snow Crash

>> No.794423

>>793956

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>> No.794435

Naked Lunch

>> No.794449

The Girl Who Played with Fire

>> No.794459

Les Miserables

>> No.794464

Norwegian Wood

>> No.794473

on the road

>> No.794501

Pillars of the Earth

>> No.794519

The Trial

>> No.794523

Mr Messy

>> No.794527

V

>> No.794533

Survivor

>> No.794535

>>794068
Beat me to it xD

>> No.794538

Glue

>> No.794540

A Feast for Crows

>> No.794544

The Inheritance of Loss

>> No.794546

Infidel

>> No.794550

Matter

>> No.794553

Gravity's Rainbow

>> No.794555 [DELETED] 

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>> No.794559

>>794553
das is funny.
(lulz)

>> No.794570

>>794336
Damn, beat me to it.

The Fall of the Roman State

>> No.794572

The Fires of Heaven

>> No.794579

Never Let Me Go

>> No.794604

If I Did It

>> No.794618

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>> No.794620

Charlie and The Chocolate Factory

>> No.794686

>>794620
oh god...

>> No.794695

The odyssey

>> No.794710 [DELETED] 

>>793956

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>> No.794714

the dark tower

>> No.794734

>>794714

we reached the apex right there. /thread

>> No.794747

His Dark Materials

>> No.794753

>>794747
hahaha.

And
<<Mein Kampf
was a good one.

>> No.794774

Something Wicked This Way Comes

>> No.794795

Their Eyes Were Watching God

>> No.794800

And Quiet Flows the Don

>> No.794824

angels and demons

>> No.794830

The Bible

>> No.794833

On Existentialism

>> No.794836

The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman

>> No.794841

American Psycho

>> No.794842

Beloved

>> No.794847

From Slavery to Freedom

>> No.794866

Child Of God

>> No.794868

the heart of darkness.

>> No.794870

Sandworms of Dune

>> No.794877

Things fall apart

>> No.794890

are you my mommy?

>> No.794897

A matter of Honor

>> No.794904

The Year of the Flood

>> No.794927

>>793960
The Omnivore's Dilemma.

>> No.794932

Crime and Punishment by fiodor dostojewski

>> No.794934

Step Into Liquid

>> No.794935

Born in Blood: The Lost Secrets of Freemasonry

>> No.794941

The Neverending Story.

...it just wouldn't STOP.

>> No.794950

Le droit à la paresse

>> No.794953

>>794950
Your shit was pretentious?

>> No.795020

Catch-22

>> No.795028 [DELETED] 

Napoleon.

it was shorts, chubby and had a whole god damn army of smaller shits. he conquered my ass and most of my toilet.

>> No.795033

Napoleon.

it was short, chubby and had a whole god damn army of smaller shits. he conquered my ass and most of my toilet.

>> No.795037

the curious case of dr jekyll and mr hyde

>> No.795047

Frankenstein

I tried mulitple times to get rid of my creation, but it ended up killing me.

>> No.795054

slaughterhouse 5

>> No.795057

A River Runs Through It

>> No.795069 [DELETED] 

>>793957

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>> No.795074

Into the Wild

>> No.795378

extremely loud & incredibly close

>> No.795409

A Series of Unfortunate Events.

>> No.795420

Foucault's Pendulum.

>> No.795430

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius

>> No.795437

>>795430
Beat me to it, you nig.

>> No.795441

Breaking dawn
Eclipse
New Moon

>> No.795457

Ten Little Niggers

>> No.795507

>>795054
haha
I'm going to kill you

>> No.795521

The bible.

I had inconsistent diarrhoea. Long and and outdrawn diarrhoea splashing on everything...

>> No.795523

Destination: Morgue!

>> No.795525

A Study in Scarlet

I need to see a doctor.

>> No.795550

The Metamorphosis

>> No.795606

There and Back Again

>> No.796344

james and the giant peach

>> No.796350

Waiting for Godot

>> No.796358

Ham On Rye

>> No.796372

The Revolution

>> No.796382

Gone with the wind.

>> No.796400

The Scarlet Pimpernel

>> No.796402
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>>796350
ffffffffffffffffff those are the worst!

>> No.796407

No Surrender: My Thirty Year War

>> No.796411
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>> No.796413

Breakfast of Champions

>> No.796416

The Fountains of Paradise

>> No.796426

Old Mans War

>> No.796443

A Fire Upon the Deep

>> No.796502

the god delusion

>> No.796508

the little engine that could

>> No.796516

The Woman in the Dunes

>> No.796527

Thunderball

>> No.796549

Bloodwork

>> No.796559

To Kill a Mockingbird

>> No.796563

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

>> No.796565

Black Boy.
Too soon?

>> No.796572

Lucifers Hammer!!

>> No.796576

The Scarlet Letter

>> No.796579

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

>> No.796582

The Bible.

Someone probably already said that, too lazy to ctrl+f.

>> No.796589

Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of English Usage

Not so much in terms of description as in terms of size and weight.

>> No.796594

East of Eden. :(

>> No.796602

Fragile Things

>> No.796610

Holes

>> No.796652

Flowers for Algernon

>> No.796660

Ecce Homo

>> No.796687

The Stranger

>> No.796714

The Iron Dream

>> No.796727

zombie butts from uranus

>> No.796735

I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings

>> No.796737

Wilhelm Meister's Apprenticeship

>> No.796742

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.796755

>>796350

I see what you did there

>> No.796770

Planet of the Apes

>> No.796776

The Great Gatsby

>> No.796785

Master and Man

>> No.796792

>>796770
civil rights movement prevents a sequel

>> No.796802

Deception Point

(it was only gas)

>> No.796848
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>> No.796941

Heart of Darkness

or

Waiting for the Barbarians

>> No.798010

So did you archive this or what?

>> No.798017

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER

>> No.798024

The Fall of a Great Nation

>> No.798026

Neverending story

>> No.798029

The Secret

>> No.798030

Much ado about nothing

>> No.798032

The Audacity of Hope

>> No.798033

WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 2 REQUESTS?
ARCHIVE THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

>> No.798038

>>793960
As in the shit was so capably a shit that you could only admire its ability and place in society as one of the greatest shits?

>> No.798037

The Tipping Point.

>> No.798040

Titus Groan

>> No.798045

1984

>> No.798051

The Call of Cthulhu

>> No.798425

The Gift

>> No.798469

The Dream-Quest of Unkown Kadath

>> No.798488

Cooking With Semen

>> No.798496

Fahrenheit 451

>> No.798527

Return of The King

>> No.798552

>>794042

I laughed so fucking hard

>> No.798564

The little engine that could

>> No.798565

the man in the high castle

>> No.798579

>>798469

Through the Gates of the Silver Key

>> No.798582

Amazing, this is our longest thread yet.

Also, The Horror at Camp Jellyjam.

>> No.798602

Mein Kampf

>> No.798607

much ado about nothing

>> No.798654

>retarded thread gets tons of replies on /lit/
10/10 FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.798660

>>798654

Excuse me.

We are being sophisticated in this thread.

>> No.798665

Fiësta

>> No.798687

The Sound and the Fury!!!

>> No.798693

Tar Baby

>> No.798728

The Grand Complication

>> No.798730

>>793956

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>> No.798896

1001 nights

>> No.799496

Farewell, My Lovely

>> No.800050

Storm of Iron

>> No.800068

The Plague.


Yes, I did just finish The Plague while taking a dump, how did you know?

>> No.800071

How to Philosophize with a Hammer

>> No.800098

The Art of War or Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler

>> No.800131

The Cat In The Hat

It's relevant because I shit a cat

>> No.802105

Going postal

>> No.802152

Angels and Demons

>> No.802146

Lucifer's Hammer

>> No.802156

The Persian Expedition

>> No.802157

>>794336
xD

>> No.802191

Animal Farm

>> No.802192

Hammer of the Gods.

>> No.802197

sage this garbage thread

>> No.802200

>>802197

It is a lot of shit, isn't it?

>> No.802229

Neutron Star

>> No.802260

Moby Dick

>> No.802263

The Dark Tower

>> No.802264

The Holy Bible
I wiped my asshole with it.

>> No.802269

Slaughterhouse Five

>> No.802277

The Turn of the Screw

>> No.802280

A Feast for Crows

>> No.802301

>>802280
Lolled epicly

>> No.802359

Dinotopia Lost

>> No.802393

The Origin of Species.

>> No.802414

The Thin Red Line