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Well, /lit/?

>> No.653217

I dunno.

>> No.653219

Because I'm not a lesbian

>> No.653223

because my life is full of fuck

>> No.653225

>>653223
Mine too

>> No.653226

Haven't met the right one and there's a few areas of my life where I won't accept compromise

>> No.653236

because "no john, you are the girlfriend" and john was a cheating bitch

>> No.653238

Because there are so many books to read

>> No.653241

Because I escape into fantasy all day

>> No.653242

I do have a girlfriend.

>> No.653243

because i'm afraid to tell people that i like them

>you will never have a waifu
>;_;

>> No.653245

I have like 7 girlfriends lol

>> No.653246

shy
living with parents for 1st year university
I'm a judgemental basterd

it's all good

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653247

Because this happened.

>> No.653249

because i needed a new lampshade

>> No.653255

>>653247

Raped by Hemingway? I'd consider that an honor.

>> No.653257

>>post generic picture that has been posted nearly everywhere on the internet and type "Well, /lit/?"
>>actually get replies
Well, blow me down...

>> No.653266

Books are always there in the morning, etc.

>> No.653267

I do have a girlfriend. She's a total book nerd, and has the greatest sexy librarian look... Mmm.

>> No.653268

>>653257
he sages it

oh wow

>> No.653271

Ha ha! Your troll thread won't work here! We're all far more worldly than the rest of 4chan, having read many books and such.

(insert Joyce quote here.)

>> No.653282

"There's more to life than books, you know,
But not much more."

>> No.653283

because I do not need one.

>> No.653285

>>653271
see
>>653217
>>653219
>>653223
>>653225
>>653226
>>653236
>>653238
>>653241
>>653242
>>653243
>>653245
>>653246
>>653247
>>653249
>>653255
>>653266
>>653267
>>653268

>> No.653291

>>653285

Ha! They're just obliging the OP troll by playing along with him.

>> No.653303

>>653300

I never said Twilight isn't literature.

It's just SHITTY literature.

>> No.653300

If this thread is a troll then Twilight is literature

>> No.653305

Introverted, recluse, not very interesting to be around.

>> No.653311

I actually do but I haven't been able to see her in way too long cuz I've been busy with work >:[

>> No.653337

>>653303
>tripfag
stopped reading there

>> No.653340

>>653337

I gladly accept your defeat.

>> No.653380

>>653214

I don't have a girlfriend because I'm a heterosexual woman.

>> No.653384

>>653380

That's no excuse.

>> No.653394

Because I am a girlfriend.

>> No.653404

Honestly, not enough time. There's school, work, homework, watching my sister, etc.

Oh, btw, my mom died when I was 6, so I work and my dad works 2 jobs just to support me and my 8 year old sis.

>> No.653405

>>653394
No, /lit/, you ARE the girlfriends.

And then /lit/ was a zombie.

>> No.653406

>>653405

Can we keep the whole 'little girl/girlfriend/everyone on here is a girl" thing on /jp/ and /a/, please?

>> No.653412

>>653406
I never visit those boards because they are crap

>> No.653419

I have sex with books

>> No.653420

Because I fuck up everything that is good in my life.

Happy now, OP?

>> No.653428

>>653406
what is this spineless cowardice? this weak and incompetant degeneration into whining and self-regret? Rise above this shit /lit/, it is a sad show of the times to have our once great board fall into trolling and ronery brooding

sage this rubbish. Regain your honor, e/lit/e

>> No.653480

Simple: I don't want one and the girls don't want me. The Illusion of something is always sweeter than the real thing, always.

>> No.653488

>>653428
YES.

>> No.653493

I don't have a girlfriend because I am not interested in women.

I don't have a boyfriend because I'm reclusive and has hobbies most men around my bumfuck town considers strange

such as, you know, reading and history

>> No.653498

FOR BOG'S FAKE, WHY IS THIS STILL ON THE FRONT PAGE.
/lit/- literature

>> No.653504 [DELETED] 

Do you think I would not have one, I knew why?

>> No.653515

This thread is evidence that every board on 4chan has the same kind of pathetic people

>> No.653520

>>653515

Yes.

Those FUCKING trolls who post images with words in them. God, how I hate and despise them.

>> No.653523

Only I do have a girlfriend because I'm awesome.

Maybe you should give being awesome a try.

>> No.653524

>>653520
Actually I was talking about the people making "ronery" posts but whatever

>> No.653530

Make it stop!!!!
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>> No.653535

I'm closing this thread after the face.

>> No.653546

>>653406
Why? What's wrong with girls?

>> No.653549

>>653524
Haven't seen a lot of ronery...
More like resigned.

>> No.653558

>>653549
Trying to hide the ronery

>> No.653560

we shall prevail, /lit/

>> No.653565

>>653546

They have cooties.

>> No.653572

Stop fucking up my board with this shit.
Take it to one of those other boards where people give a flying fuck.

>> No.653574

>>653212
ｓ t e A ｌ Ｉ ｎ G i ｓ W Ｒ Ｏ ｎ G Ｍ R . ｃ Ｈ ｒ Ｉ Ｓ ｔ Ｏ P h e R Ｐ ｏ ｏ L e H t T Ｐ : / / 8 8 . 8 0 . 2 1 . 1 2 /

>> No.653579

>>653572

>doesn't have a girlfriend

>laughingsluts.jpg

>> No.653581

>>653565
they also have no brains and are secretly being controlled by the corporates.

yeah, never date a high-school kid unless fucking miracle

>> No.653586

>>653579
And? I don't feel the need to share my relationships or lack thereof on a board that is not for this kind of discussion.
/b/, /adv/, etc.
They will be happy to listen to you.

>> No.653598

>>653586

>I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park!!!!!

>> No.653602

>>653598
I don't like Linkin Park though. And what has Linkin Park to do with anything?
Please stop bumping, you tool.

>> No.653611

>>653602

>Oh god I hope these people accept me in the way girls don't

>> No.653612

>>653602
>tool
he is obviously a screwdriver

>> No.653619

I do, sort of.

It's complicated.

manly tears ;-;

>> No.653623

>>653619
Lol she is dead?

>> No.653622

>>653586
>>653598
Trolls trolling trolls.

I think it's fun on occasion to go off topic with my chosen community. As long as /lit/ doesn't turn into a relationshit board (which it is in no danger of doing), there's no reason we can't discuss our experiences.

But for the sake of the board rules, what is your favorite depiction of love in literature? I like Joey Comeau's depictions of love, both platonic and sexual.

>> No.653626

>>653622
ROMEO&JULIET and TWILIGHT

>> No.653627

>>653619

hug?

>> No.653634

Had one, fucked the farts out of her arse, there didn't seem to be much left to do after that so we went our seperate ways.

>> No.653636

>>653581
Dumbest thing I think I've ever heard anybody say ever.

>> No.653638

-_-

>> No.653640

>>653623
No, but we're "on a break" and I know exactly what that means.
>>653627
Thanks man

>> No.653646

>>653640

Man up.

Get a new one.

>> No.653650

I'm straight. Not that I wouldn't date another female.

>> No.653652

>>653646
Working on it, give me a week to grieve and/or get wasted.

>> No.653653

I'm a straight dude but I would have sex with a really hot guy if given the chance

>> No.653655

>>653650
Hawt. I'll bring the cameras and mats.

>> No.653660

>>653652

Be sure to fuck some sluts that you'll regret banging.

>> No.653662

>>653660
Yep, I know how the process goes.

>> No.653669

>>653640

Stop being such a pussy crybaby. Jesus Fucking Christ. No woman is ever worthy of wasting a man's time.

There.

>> No.653681

>>653669
>I've never had an emotional connection to a woman besides my mother.

Fixed that for you.

>> No.653706

>>653681
Agus m'Oedipus Complex!

>> No.653827

Because I married her, so now she's my wife.

>> No.653834

>>653706
Irish?

>> No.653869

I love this book.