/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.5897480]

ITT: We boil down novels to one sentence which contains "the moral of the story."

For example:

Of Mice and Men
>Cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5897490]

>What the fuck is going o-

[Anonymous No.5897495]

The world is a funny, scary place.

[Anonymous No.5897496]

>falling down ladder lmao

[Anonymous No.5897499]

>>5897490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3onOjHki-k

[Anonymous No.5897500]

>having children is wrong

[Anonymous No.5897502]

>>5897499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69SMlkieIb4

[Anonymous No.5897503]

>Being rich ain't what's it cracked up to be

[Anonymous No.5897585]

ITT: plebs

[Anonymous No.5899073]

>>5897585
bump with some non plebeian material then, enlighten us o wise one.

[Anonymous No.5899103]

Cunts ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.5899113]

God forbid a female antagonist exist without representing all "cunts".
This is why we can't have nice things

[Anonymous No.5899126]

>>5899113
God forbid we have a little fun without tumblr shitting on the parade as per usual.

[Anonymous No.5899131]

>"whatever"

[Anonymous No.5899137]

>>5899126
Calling women cunts. nice fun this place has

[Anonymous No.5899140]

>>5899126
>Waah u r shitting on my parade!!!

This is a board for criticizing literature, if you want to circlejerk your misogynistic posts and never be challenged; I recommend r9k

[Anonymous No.5899141]

>>5899137

Lol fuck off newcunt

[Anonymous No.5899143]

>>5899141
>>>/r9k/
>>>/pol/
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.5899148]

>>5899113
Nowhere in the OP is there any implication that every woman is a cunt, you cunt.

[Anonymous No.5899157]

Women are cunts and there is literally nothing you can do to stop me from saying it :^)
Honestly I don't even know why you're allowed to use a computer. Maybe, MAYBE you should be allowed to browse the food network website after you've finished making my fuckin dinner, cleaning the house, doing my laundry, and sucking my dick. And don't you dare think about purchasing anything without my permission.
You're rather inferior, according to nature. Men are better fit for survival and if we could reproduce asexually we wouldn't even need you beyond sex toys.

[Anonymous No.5899164]

>>5899141
This board is actually usually better than that. I see the word cunt on my redneck uncle's facebook more often than on /lit/.

The fact that u think you're above criticism makes you seem like the new one.

[Anonymous No.5899183]

>>5899148
I've read both books they referred to, and honestly Curly's wife was in the wrong place at the wrong time; and nurse Ratchet is a very well-written female antagonist. Yet the use of the term demonized them specifically for their genders.
It's some dumb fucking shit, to take a well-written character and go hohoho cunts am I right!!!! We're better than that

[Anonymous No.5899194]

Was /lit/ linked on tumblr again?

[Anonymous No.5899196]

>>5899194
Would seem so. Or we've got some decent trolls.

[Anonymous No.5899202]

>>5899196
This is trolling >>5899157

This is an actual point w backed up info from the books >>5899183

[Anonymous No.5899208]

>>5899183

Actually I think you'll find that "we" are better than getting upset over casual sexism on an anonymous imageboard.

>durr a board about books must be enlightened beyond humor at the expense of others

[Anonymous No.5899212]

Cunts.

[Anonymous No.5899218]

>>5899202
No, it's a shitty post projecting male superstition on the original poster. Nowhere did they mention gender when they said "cunts." They could be Australian for all we know, where everyone calls everyone and tier mother a cunt. You're a sexist cunt for thinking the term cunt is gender exclusive. You disgusting pig.

[Anonymous No.5899223]

>>5899183
Maybe be less neurotic :^)

[Anonymous No.5899243]

>>5899218
>>5899208
these guys get it. why the recent merger with tumblr? every board, every time i lurk, are these the end times?

[Anonymous No.5899285]

Can you faggots like, not derail every thread into the same shit?

[Anonymous No.5899328]

>Everybody is a pleb.

[Anonymous No.5899336]

>Don't go to college, get into a skilled trade--you'll be happier in the end.

[Anonymous No.5899342]

>cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5899353]

>cunts ruin everything
I'm seeing a pattern here.

[Anonymous No.5899373]

>cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5899385]

>dicks ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5899390]

>>5899385
Bane?

[Anonymous No.5899392]

>cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5899395]

>Cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5899428]

>cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5899451]

>cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5899452]

>Cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5899466]

[Anonymous No.5899503]

>cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5899508]

>you know who ruined everything

[Anonymous No.5899521]

>>5899428
Is this worth reading?

[Anonymous No.5899523]

>>5897480
>Cun....wait, what?

[Anonymous No.5899536]

>cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5899537]

>>5899521
Yes. Prepare to feel sad though.

[Anonymous No.5899579]

>>5899537
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.5899598]

>>5899579
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.5899618]

>>5899353
But that's wrong, Milton blamed Adam just as much as Eve. Unless we're going with gender neutral cunts and referring to Satan.

[Anonymous No.5899624]

>>5899503
I'd say this is more
>everything ruins cunts.

[Anonymous No.5899694]

>>5899183

I'm not trying to jump on the misogyny train, but I agree with of mice and men but cuckoos nest probably was incredibly misogynist. Kesey believed industrial society was feminizing men through making everything homogenous. So Ratchet probably did represent women as a whole and it was more or less "cunts ruin everything."

Atonement by Ian McEwan is a good "cunts ruin everything" description though.

[Anonymous No.5899712]

cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5899742]

>>5899694
>Kesey believed industrial society was feminizing men through making everything homogenous. So Ratchet probably did represent women as a whole and it was more or less "cunts ruin everything."


This is shockingly wrong.

[Anonymous No.5899747]

>disregard cunts, acquire boipussy

[Anonymous No.5899751]

>>5899747
>have stress with cunts, let the slaves shave your legs instead while you're sad about your dead boycunt

[Anonymous No.5899760]

>>5899742

Which part?

[Anonymous No.5899770]

>>5899742
>shockingly
hehe

[Anonymous No.5899780]

>>5899742

http://www4.ncsu.edu/~leila/documents/VitkusonKesey.pdf

http://www.cliffsnotes.com/literature/o/one-flew-over-the-cuckoos-nest/critical-essays/the-role-of-women-in-one-flew-over-the-cuckoos-nest

http://www.cliffsnotes.com/literature/o/one-flew-over-the-cuckoos-nest/critical-essays/the-role-of-women-in-one-flew-over-the-cuckoos-nest

[Anonymous No.5899783]

>>5899747
Hadrian and Antinous forever!
True love can never die

[Anonymous No.5899788]

>>5899780

http://mensstudies.metapress.com/content/w47k68006671h756/

Instead of the double link. Not the most reputable journals.

[Anonymous No.5899810]

>>5897480
Is this another new shitty meme?

[Anonymous No.5899817]

>>5899336
>cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5899836]

>cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5899864]

>cunts played a role in ruining everything

[Anonymous No.5899880]

>>5899243
Yes, soon enough you will not be allowed to be sexist without being called out for it. Nowhere. Not even on 4chan. Truly the end of times, you better kill yourself before it gets worse.

[Anonymous No.5899884]

>cunts literally ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5899903]

>>5897480
You know, if you just take off any strict gender implication of the term cunt and instead read it like "assholes/dickheads/twat fucking dingo brains," every one of these posts makes sense.

[Anonymous No.5899916]

>cunts think too much

[Anonymous No.5899918]

cunts may or may not ruin everything

maybe both

[Anonymous No.5899926]

wait, are we talking about cunts as of vaginas or people that are cunts, or cunt people with cunts?

[Anonymous No.5899932]

>>5899880
Usually what happens is men get sick of women and fuck off to some desolate wasteland and make something new and innovative. Women disregard it until it turns spectacularly profitable. Then the women come and demand a cut of the prices and they put up drapes and menstruate all over the mens favorite recliners and make rules to make this new place less free and less fun and more safe and protective of women's delicate feelings. So the men fuck off to some new desolate wasteland.

[Anonymous No.5899936]

>>5899164
Then you probably should stay away from Australia, you weakcunt

[Anonymous No.5899941]

>>5899880
Okay but after all of your sarcastic bitching you have to go to sleep at night knowing that women are shit-tier and your entire purpose is a lie.

[Anonymous No.5899942]

>>5897480
Of mice and men
>shit coated shit with shit filling

[Anonymous No.5899946]

>>5899164
>Being this anally annihilated
>CONFIRMED FOR POOPER PEEVED

lmao you're the reason people (correctly) believe women are dumb cunts

[Anonymous No.5899958]

>>5899932
>>5899936
>>5899941
>>5899946

lol but come on guise srsly ur talking crap bout ur mom u kno

[Anonymous No.5899961]

lol that angry retard is now report-bombing comments that offended them believing anyone gives a fuck about b&s

[Anonymous No.5899965]

Pre Internet, women used to beg men to express their feelings.
Post Internet women are trying to have the 1st amendment revoked (for men).

[Anonymous No.5899973]

>>5899810
Don't be a cunt and ruin it.

[Only-In-Dreams !06ccvChUU. No.5899995]

>>5899131
>not "Nothing good can come from going to the beach."

[Anonymous No.5899996]

>>5899157
>physically stronger = better
ayy lmao
I bet you didn't even read The Republic, homo.

[Anonymous No.5899999]

Our new tumblr friends should start by reading this works:

Burton on Infidelity: Speeches in the Star Chamber (1637); Juvenal, Satire VI; Rozanov’s Solitario; Der Krebs: A Study of Invertebrates and Monstrous Women by Dr. Crouch; André Gide’s Et Nunc Manet in Te; The Works of Aeneas Silvius; Angus Wilson’s “Mother’s Sense of Fun”; The Pilgrim’s Scrip; Sir John Suckling’s The Tragedy of Brennoralt; Ploss and Bartels, Woman; a pamphlet in boards called “Dr. Rondibilis on Cuckoldry, Wittols, and Gulls”; Kipling’s The Betrothed; Görres’s Mystique naturelle et diabolique (Vol. V); The Influence of Women—and Its Cure by John Erskine; The Very Revs. Kraemer and Sprenger’s Malleus male fie arum; Hans Baldung’s Hexenbilder; The Merry-Thought, or, the Glass-Window and Bog-House Miscellany (1731); The Gnomes of Zeeland by Rex Hout; Quevedo’s Pintura de la mujer de un abogado, abogado ella del demonic (1608); Tertullian’s De cultu feminarum; St. Augustine’s Soliloquies; Wedekind’s Death and the Devil; The Ascetic Works of St. Basil.
Andrew the Chaplain’s De reprobatione amoris; the fragment, Interludium de clerico et puella; W. C. Brann’s Woman as Hypnotist; The Epistulae of Pope Pius II; Esther Vilar’s The Manipulated Man; Schopenhauer’s Parerga und Paralipomena (1851); Sherlock Holmes’s Practical Handbook of Bee Culture, With Some Observations Upon the Segregation of the Queen (privately printed, Sussex Downs, 1912); Oliver Brachfeld’s Die Furcht vor der Frau (1928); Pierre du Moulin’s Anatomie de la messe (1624); The Ribald Rib; the fourteenth-century “Pucelle Venimeuse”; How to Tell Your Mother from a Wolf by Roland X. Trueheaxe; Talmudic She-Things; George Shorb’s Mental Nuts to Crack; The Deceyte of Women (1490); The Works of Alexander Neckham; Calderon’s “El Mâgico prodigioso”; Thomas Dekker’s The Raven’s Almanac; “La Légende des eaux sans fond” by A Gynakophobe; Max Beerbohm’s The Pervasion of Rouge; Psellus’s De operations daemonum; the tracts of La Société des Ré-Théurigistes Optimales; The Bannatyne Ms.; N. M. Penzer’s Poison-Damsels; John of Salisbury’s “Frivolities of Courtiers and Footprints of Philosophers” from the twelfth-century Policraticus; The Agenbite of Inwit (ca. 1340); Noel Coward’s The Kindness of Mrs. Radcliffe; Xenophon’s Memorabilia and Oeconomicus; Ovid’s Remedies of Love; St. Paul’s Epistles; Sir Richard Burton’s Abeokuta and the Cameroons; Gregory of Nyssa’s “On the Making of Man” (Nicene Fathers, Sermon 2, V); De nugis curialium (1200) by Walter Map; Adrian Beverland’s A Discovery of Three Imposters, Turd-sellers, Slanderers, and Piss-sellers ( 1709 ).
Bernard de Moraix’s De contemptu mundi; the Sermons of Bishop Golias; Sigmund Freud’s Das Medusenhaupt; the monkish chronicle Gesta romanorum; “Das nervöse Weib” by Albert Moll;

1/?

[Anonymous No.5900004]

>>5899390
kek

[Anonymous No.5900006]

>>5899742

I've been waiting for like 20 minutes to have an actual literary debate about representations of women in one flew and you didn't even come at me beyond just saying no you're wrong.

/lit/ where we talking about everything except literature

[Anonymous No.5900012]

>>5899999

William H. Smyth’s Did Man and Woman Descend from Different Animals? (1927); the Etymologiae of Isidore of Seville; The Jilts: or, Female Fortune Hunters (1756); Somerset Maugham’s The Moon and Sixpence; “I Shall Teach Thee Terrible Things” by William Hallgarth; the Pseudo-Cyprian’s De disciplina et bono pudicitiae; H. X. Route’s The Cliteroid Ladies; The Chinese Book of Odes; “Alice, An Adultery” by Alistair Crowley; Djuna Barnes’s The Book of Repulsive Women; The Opera of Pietro Aretino; Secretum secretorum: The Letters of Aristotle to Alexander the Great; I Own a Vagina Dentata by L. A. Burton; Arthur Schopenhauer’s Aphorismer zur Lebensweisheit; The Harlot’s Ledger by Kshemendra; Rev. Cotton Mather’s Memorable Providences; Edward De Vere, Earl of Oxford’s “Fair Fools”; Frederick Rolfe (Baron Corvo), Women of a Woman Hater; Wolfgang Lederer’s The Fear of Women; An Almond for a Parrot by Thomas Nashe; The Works of Cillactor; M. Titfist’s White and Pink Tyranny; “Handlyng Synne” (1303) by Robert of Brunne; Erasmus’s Senatulus; Hugh Walpole’s The Old Ladies; the Songs of the Carmina Burana; Thorstein Veblen’s The Place of Women and Pets in the Economic System; Thomas O’Brien’s, The Tarts of Medford.
Grimmelshausen’s Die Landstörzerin Courasche (1670); Saki’s “The Sex That Doesn’t Shop”; Crashaw, On Marriage; The Decretals of Pope Soter ( 175-179 A.D.); Arabella Kenneally’s Feminism and Sex Extinction (1920); Platina’s Fire Is Not Sated with Wood; the Gaelic poem “An Fear Brónach d’éis a Phosda; Die Schlusselgewalt der Hausfrau (Diss. zur Erlangung der Doctorwürde, Jena); Wallace Rayburn’s The Inferior Sex; Fiancées Financed by Lex and Xoe Heartrue, Ph.D.s; E. Belfort Bax’s The Fraud of Feminism; The Works of Simonides; John Milton’s The Doctrine and Discipline of Divorce; Hans Christian Andersen’s “The Swineherd”; Dr. Jacobus X’s Célibat et célibataires; Mahieu le Bigame’s Lamentations; Baudelaire’s “Mon Coeur Mis A Nu”; The Chastisement of Mansour by Hector France; Thomas Middleton’s Blurt, Master Constable; Fra Domenico Cavalca’s Specchio de peccati (1340).

2/?

[Anonymous No.5900016]

Oh tumblr is raiding the boards. That's probably why we can't go beyond face value and actually talk about something of substance.

Just kidding, I know we never did.

[Anonymous No.5900018]

>>5899958
>lol but come on guise srsly ur talking crap bout ur mom u kno
Mom did give birth to me. And she did let me suck her tits for a couple years. But lets face it, what has the old cunt done for me lately?

[Anonymous No.5900019]

>>5900012

Boccaccio’s Corbaccio; the Marquis de Sade’s Oxtiern, ou les malheurs de libertinage; The Withered Punk by Joseph Addison; Nosros Thinleia; Tertullian’s “On the Veiling of Virgins”; John Lydgate’s “Bycorne and Chichevache”; Montherlant’s Sur les femmes; the Jewish apocryphal Testament of the Twelve Patriarchs; Durtal’s History of the Maréchal Gilles de Rais; John Knox’s The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women (1558); Henry Howard, Earl of Surrey’s “The Frailtie and Hurtfulnes of Beautie” (1535); Jacques Le Clercq’s The Case of Aristide de Saint Hemme; Pere Torrellas’s “Copias de las Calidades de las Donnas” ( 1458); Aristotle’s Master Piece; William Acton’s The Functions and Disorders of the Reproductive Organs; the sixteenth-century sermon, “Slovo Zlykh Zhenach”; Alistair Crowley’s Confessions; Martino Schurigio’s Muliebra Historico-Medica; Odo of Cluny’s Collations; K. Dalton’s Menstruation and Crime.
Antoine de la Sale’s Les Quinze Joyes de mariage; Sâr Peladen’s How to Become a Fairy; the Works of Gazeus; Ronald Firbank’s The Wavering Disciple; The Poems of Sir Edward Sherburne; Franco Sacchetti’s Il Trecento Novette; Max Funke’s Are Women Human?; Der Misogyne, oder Der Feind des weiblichen Geschlechts by Gotthold Lessing; William Blake’s “My Spectre”; The Koran

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[Anonymous No.5900021]

>>5899523
lol'ed

[Anonymous No.5900023]

>>5900019

E. J. Dingwall’s The American Woman; The Monographs of the Pseudo-Clementine; The Cluniac Manifestos; A. Audollent’s Defixionum Tabettae (1904); Strato’s “Musa Puerilis”; C. L. Moore’s Shambleau; The Alexicacon ( 1668 ); Li Yü’s J’ou Pou Tuan (1705); Livre des manières by Henry II’s Chaplain; The Most Delectable Nights of Straparola (“Piacevolissime Notte”); Shponka’s Dream by Nikolai Gogol.
Ercole Tasso’s Of Mariage and Wiving; The Analects of Confucius; John Bremer’s Asexualization; Hugh of St. Victor’s De bestiis et aliis rebus; Rev. R. Polwhele’s The Unsex’d Females (1798); Solomon’s Proverbs; the sixth-century poem, “Bandiúc Dubh”; The Neurotic Choice of Mate by L. Eidelberg; Orientus, the Bishop of Auch’s Monitoria; Samuel Rowland’s “Tis Merrie When Gossips Meete” (1602); Richard Steele’s Spectator %510; P. J. Mobius’s Ausgewählte werke; Pierre Christophe Cardinal Théroux-d’Arconville’s The Shakeing of the Sheets (1574); John Skelton’s “The Tunnyng of Elynour Rummying”; Sir Comyn Berkely’s Ten Teachers; Joseph Swetnam’s The Arraignment of Leivde, Idle, Froward, and Unconstant Women (1615); St. John Chrysostom’s “Homily 26 on I Corinthians,” “Homily 15 Concerning the Statutes,” and “An Exhortation to Theodore After His Fall” (Nicene Fathers, 2, v); Robert Herrick’s Waste; Bruno’s De gli eroici furori (1585); Martial d’Auvergne’s Arrests d’Amour; J. P. Jacobsen’s Marie Grubbe (1876); August Strindberg’s En häxa (1890); Alexander Pushkin’s Gavriliada.

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[Anonymous No.5900026]

>>5899999
DEM PENTS

[Anonymous No.5900028]

>Counts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5900030]

>>5900023

John Cordy Jeaffreson’s A Woman in Spite of Herself (1872); The Fairy Tales of Fouqué; Paracelsus’s Werke; Mach’s “Anti-Metaphysical Remarks”; George Chapman’s Bussy d’Ambois (1607); Lorenzo Veniero’s La Puttana errante; Tom Tyler and His Wife; St. Clement of Rome’s “Two Epistles Concerning Virginity”; John Marston’s The Insatiate Countess; a chaplet of Weddirburne’s “My Love Was False and Full of Flattery”; John Heywood’s A Merry Play Between Johan Johan, the Husband, Tyb, his Wife, and Sir Johan, the Priest (1533); Richard de Bury’s Philobiblion; Quevedo’s Mujer puntiaguda con enaguas ( 1608 ); Otto Weininger’s Geschlecht und Charakter (1903); Jean de Meung’s Roman de la Rose (ca. 1300); Andrew Peto’s “The Demonic Mother Imago in the Jewish Religion”; Stobaeus’s Florilegium; He? by Guy De Maupassant; Richard Baxter’s A Just and Seasonable Reprehension of Naked Breasts and Shoulders (1675).
Jacopo Passavanti’s “The Mirror of True Penance”; The Precepts of Alfred; Henry of Saxony’s De secretis mulierum; Sir Philip Sidney’s “Fifth Song”; Aristophanes’s Thesmophoriazusae; Dr. John Gregory’s A Father’s Legacy to His Daughters (1774); Alberti’s Satires; The Contagious Diseases Act of 1869; Ouida’s Held in Bondage; Anton Chekhov’s The Grasshopper; The Female Parson, or Beau in the Sudds (1730); Machiavelli’s Clizia; The Works of Nicolas Edme Rétif de la Bretonne; Tolstoy’s The Kreutzer Sonata; Alexander Pope’s Epistle to a Lady; Pietro Aretino’s / Ragionamenti; Villiers de L’Isle-Adam’s The Unknown Woman; S. Purchas’s Microcosmus ( 1619); “Sadism in Women” by R. Allendy; The Complete Works of Guibert of Nogent; Jorge Luis Borges’ The Intruder; De ventre inspiciendo, or, Of the Right to Determine the Pregnancy of Widows; Roald Dahl’s Someone Like You.
Peter Abelard’s The Story of My Misfortunes; Waverly Root’s “Women Are Intellectually Inferior”; Erin Catharine: A Pornographic Novel by the Duke of Promesse; Edward Gosynhill’s The Schole House of Women (1541); Gustav Theodor Fechner’s Nanna

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[Anonymous No.5900033]

>>5900030
where are you pasting this from? Who do you think you are impressing?

[Anonymous No.5900037]

>>5900030

Ned Ward’s Female Policy Detected (1716); Rudyard Kipling’s “The Female of the Species”; Boussuet’s Elévations sur les mystères; Politeuphia (1597); Gratien Dupont’s “Controversy between the Masculine and Feminine Sex” (1534); John Donne’s Juvenilia; Géza Roheim’s “Psychoanalysis of Primitive Cultural Types”; P. M. Kaberry’s Aboriginal Women Sacred and Profane; Heinrich von Kleist’s Kätchen von Heilbronn; The Happy Ascetic (1693) by Anthony Horneck; A Satyr Against Wooing (1698); Jonathan Swift’s “The Furniture of a Woman’s Mind”; Diogenes Laertius’s Life of Thales Milesius; Charles Bansley’s Treatyse Shewing and Declaring the Pryde and Abuse of Women Now a Dayes; Say It with Oil by Ring Lardner; Robert W. Service’s The Ballad of the Brand.
St. Jerome’s “Against Helvidius”; Reliquiae antiquae; Theophrastus’s On the Disadvantage of Marriage; Edmund Goncourt’s La Fille; Ludovico Sinistrari’s De la démonalité et des animaux incubes et succubes (1688); Sir Thomas Overbury’s “A Very, Very Woman”; Golias de conjuge non ducenda; Everard Guilpin’s Skialethia ( 1598 ); The Rabbinical Origin of Women by Thomas Moore; William Dunbar’s “The Tretis of the Tua Mariit Wemen and the Wedo”; Pierre de l’Ancre’s Le Livre des princes and L’Incrédulité et mescreance du sortilège (1622)

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[Anonymous No.5900041]

>>5900018
lol dawg if you can't figure that shit it's just sad nawmean

And brutha you wanna take that pasta to Italy HAHAHAHAHA smack

[Anonymous No.5900042]

>>5900037

David Lindsay’s A Voyage to Arcturus; Thomas Cooke’s Love and Revenge, or the Vintner Outwitted (1729); the Works of Wilma Meikle; A. Memmi’s L’Homme dominie; the medieval ms. “Fraus, Fraude”; Crowne’s Sir Courtly Nice (1685); Joannes Henricus Pott’s Specimen juridicum de nefando lamiarum cum diabolo coitu (1689).
Cyril Tourneur’s The Revenger’s Tragedy; The Inevitability of Patriarchy by Steven Goldberg; Friedrich Nietzsche’s Beyond Good and Evil; The Works of the Honorable Henry Cavendish; Philippe von Hartmann’s Philosophie der ein Bewusten; “Cackle of the Confined Women” (1663); Dr. Abel Crucifer’s Christianity and the Ages Which It Darkened[3]; Hipponax’s On the Things We Must Pass Over in Silence; Wieth-Knudsen’s Feminism; Juris cancnici compendium; Tippu, the Sultan of Mysore’s “Letters to Burohau-Ud-Din”; Robert Burton’s The Anatomy of Melancholy; Jacques Loubert’s La Femme devant la science; Anti-Suffrage Essays by Massachusetts Women by Ernest Bernbaum; the Albanian epic, Dukeshë e Zezë; H. T. Finck’s Romantic Love and Personal Beauty; Patrologiae Cursus Completus; Compton Mackenzie’s Extraordinary Women; St. Jerome’s Book Against Jovinian; The Masque of Queen Bersabe; the Holy Bible; Horace Walpole’s The Mysterious Mother; Grausame Frauen by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch.

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[Anonymous No.5900048]

>>5900042

Algernon Swinburne’s “The Triumph of Time”; J. J. Bachofen’s Das Mutterrecht; The Book of a Thousand and One Nights; The Works of André Tiraqueau; Clement of Alexandria’s Paedagogus; Coventry Patmore’s Religio Poetae; The Women Who Bark by A Cynophobe; Le Solitaire’s La Femme ne doit pas travailler; Westermarck’s History of Human Marriage; Nathaniel Ward’s The Simple Cobbler of Aggawam (1647); The Dutch Courtezan by John Marston; Tuteur and Glatzes’s “Murdering Mothers”; E. Jacobson’s The Wish for a Child in Boys; E. J. Dingwall’s The American Woman; Thomas Campion’s The Third and Fourth Book of Ayres; Les Prières des Picards; The Works of Andreas Salernitanus; Hieroglyphic Tales by Horace Walpole; Modern Woman: The Lost Sex by Lundberg and Farnham; Women Beware Women by Thomas Middleton; Hans Magnus Enzensberger’s “Misogynie.”
Apollinaire’s The Debauched Hospodar; F. Lee Utley’s The Crooked Rib; The Lyrics of Archilochus; Gelett Burgess’s The Maxims of Noah and The Maxims of Methuselah; The School for Reform by Thomas Morton; Gascoigne’s The Steele Glas (1576); Dr. Magnus Hirschfield’s Welt als Wille und Vorstellung and Geschlechtskunde; Reveries of a Bachelor by Ik. Marvel; François Villon’s “La Belle Heaulmière aux filles de joie”; Karen Horney’s The Dread of Women; Sex Antagonism by Walter Heape; The Difference Between a Man and a Woman by Theodore Lang; Lord Bemers’s Six Requirements for a Happy Marriage; Théodore Joran’s La Trouvée Féministe; John Webster’s The White Devvil; The Chinese Book of Odes

8/?

[Anonymous No.5900054]

>autism, the copypasta

[Anonymous No.5900056]

>>5900048

J. D. Unwin’s Sex and Culture; Thomas Gisbourne’s An Enquiry into the Duties of the Female Sex (1797); Walter Besant’s The Revolt of Man; H. Fuseli’s Aphorisms; Religio Medici by Thomas Browne; Correa M. Walsh’s Feminism; John Betjeman’s An Oxford University Chest; Dr. Heilborn’s The Opposite Sexes; James Corin’s Mating, Marriage, and the Status of Women; P. J. Proudhon’s La Pornocratie, ou Les Femmes.
Philip Wylie’s A Generation of Vipers; John Lyly’s Euphues, the Anatomy of Wit; Tertullian’s On Monogamy and On Pudicity; Why She Wouldn’t Marry (1948) by C. Linda; Thomas Otway’s The Orphan; Rudyard Kipling’s Mary Postgate; The Enemies of Women by Vicente Ibanez; “Men and Women Speak Different Languages” by Col. Thomas Stott; George Farquhar’s Sir Harry Wildair ( 1701 ); L’Homme-femme by Alexandre Dumas, fils; Theodor Reik’s The Creation of Women; The Fundamental Error of Woman Suffrage by William Parker; Euripides’s Hippolytus; L. Ron Hubbard’s Dianetics; William Blake’s “How Sweet I Roam’d”; The Female Offender by Prof. Caesar Lombroso; Ford Madox Ford’s No More Parades; The Fear of Being a Woman by Joseph Rheingold; Dr. Fritz’s Wittels die sexuelle Not; The Seven Sages of Rome; Karl Krause’s Werke ( 14 vols. ); Remy de Gourmont’s L’Histoire tragique de la princesse Phénissa.
Thomas Dekker’s The Batchelars Banquet ( 1603 ); Stephen Gosson’s Quippes for Upstart Newfangled Gentlemen ( 1595 ); The Works of Barbey d’Aurevilly; W. S. Gilbert’s Gentle Alice Brown; Heinrich Schurtz’s Urgeschichte der Kultur; William Shakespeare’s King Lear; Paul Theroux’s Girls at Play; Life with Women and How to Survive It by Joseph Peck, M.D.; Pierre Janet’s L’Automatisme psychologique; William Prynne’s The Unlovelinesse of Love-Lockes (1628); Ben Jonson’s “Epigram on the Court Pucell”; Benjamin Constant’s Adolphe; Plato’s Apology; Oskar Vogt’s Altindische Dichtung und Weisheit; John Fletcher’s Monsieur Thomas (1639); Alexis, the Attic Comedian’s “On the Numerous Beauty Aids Used to Fit Young Ladies Out as Shiny Snakes”; Rumplestiltskin; The Complete Strindberg; Massinger’s The Duke of Milan; Anonymous, The Praise and Dispraise of Women; John Fowles’s The French Lieutenant’s Woman; Ulrich Molitor’s De lamiis et phitonicis muliebribus ( 1489); J. S. Redfield’s Modern Women and What Is Said of Them; Aeschylus’s Eumenides; T. X. Hoeur’s Die schwarze Herzogin; Thomas Otway’s The Orphan; The Works of the Knight of La Tour Landry; the Topica Legalia of Claude Chansonnette.

9/?

[Anonymous No.5900061]

>>5900056

Augustus Wolff’s Die Frauenfeindleichen Literatur; Some of the Reasons Against Women’s Suffrage by Francis Parkman; James McGrigor Allan’s “On the Real Differences in the Minds of Men and Women” (1869) and The Intellectual Severance of Men and Women; T. W. H. Crosland’s Lovely Woman ( 1903); The Works of Chrysippus; Charles Reade’s The Woman-Hater; On Wives and Wiving by Alexander Nicchols; George Gilder’s Sexual Suicide; A Briefe Anatomie of Women (1653); “Viraginity and Effemination” by James Weir, Jr., M.D.; Edward Young’s The Universal Passion (1725); Adnil Notrub’s The Kept Woman Who Didn’t Keep Long; Montherlant’s Les Jeunes Filles; Aristotle’s Generation of Animals; Douglas Jerrold’s Mrs. Caudle’s Curtain Lectures; Washington Irving’s Rip Van Winkle; The Works of Nevisanus; Sigmund Freud’s Civilization and Its Discontents.
P. J. Mobius’s “L’Inferiorità mentala délia donna”; Wolf Solent by John Cowper Powys; The Works of Jean Weir; James Thurber’s Men, Women, and Dogs; The Works of Procopius; John Donne’s “Loves Alchymie”; Tolstoy’s Father Sergius; Thomas Middleton’s Micro-Cynicon ( 1599 ); Aristophanes’s Ecclesiazusae; Her Royal Highness Woman by Max O’Rell; P. J. Proudhon’s Amour et Manage; G. J. Romanes’s Mental Differences Between Men and Women; The Works of St. Bonaventure; Matrimony: A Novel Containing a Series of Interesting Adventures by John Shebbeare; Ben Jonson’s Epicoene, or The Silent Woman (1609); Alistair Crowley’s White Stains; The Corridors of Time by Poul Anderson; A. Conan Doyle’s John Barrington Cowles; Ernest Dowson’s The Pierrot of the Minute; Richard Sibbes’s Bowels Opened (1641). Francis Bacon’s “On Marriage and the Single Life.”
St. Bernardino of Siena’s Prediche Volgari; Darwin’s The Descent of Man; The Poems of William Cartwright; On Sleeping with Women by Roger Lawson; The Epic of Gilgamesh; The Embattled Male in the Garden, or Why Women Are Queer in the Country by Dwight Farnham; G. E. Moore’s Celibates; Philipp Mainländer’s Philosophie der Erlösing (1876); the thirteenth-century Coutumes du Beauvoisis; Bronislaw Malinowski’s Sexual Life Among the Melanesians; Semonides Amorgos’s Elegy and Iambus; Axel, Thane O’Droxeur’s Love and Hate; Francesco Barbara’s De re uxoria; The Works of Paraeus; August Strindberg’s Giftas; the Tomes of La Croix; De legibus connubialibus; Les Opères de Cretin; the Doulaq Papyrus of 1400 B.C.; The Works of Palladis of Alexandria; Miroir de Manage by Eustace Deschamps; the Speculum of Vincent de Beauvois.
Bram Stoker’s The Squaw; The Works of St. Louis; The Sullens Sisters by A. E. Coppard; Feminine Frailty by Horace Wyndham; Smith by W. Somerset Maugham; The Widow That Keeps the Cock Inn; John Wilkes’s An Essay on Women (1763); the Divinae Institutiones of Lactantius (c. A.D. 250-c.317); Johannes Adelphus Muling’s Margarita Facetiarum

10/10

[Anonymous No.5900066]

>>5899137
It's not calling women cunts, it's referring to their genitals, cunt.

[Anonymous No.5900147]

>>5900061
autism

[Anonymous No.5900217]

>>5899131

Severely underrated post, m8s

[Anonymous No.5900746]

are cunts ruining this board?

[Anonymous No.5900779]

Big cunts are watching you

and ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5900945]

>>5899103
nah, more like
"question authority" or
"have fun" or
"don't take life too seriously"

[Anonymous No.5900947]

>>5897500
huh, i got something completely different from that masterpiece. I wish we were in r/books so we could have a pleasant discussion contrasting our impressions without resort to pedantry. Alas, twas not to be.

[Anonymous No.5900951]

>>5899712
lol 420 blazer it

[Anonymous No.5900960]

>>5897480
It's like you are trying to get an awful read on the story. People see what they want to see I guess.

[Anonymous No.5900961]

>>5900947
>I know, rather than contribute anything, I'll shitpost more while whining about shitposting, and then pine for reddit while talking like a caricature of a redditor

Could you be more of a cancer fag?

[Anonymous No.5900979]

>>5900961
>implying the post he responded to wasn't even more cancerous

[Anonymous No.5900980]

>>5900960
cont. I should have read the thread. Fuck you guys. We're becoming more memey than /tv/. I'm going to go read. I don't know why I didn't decide to do that in the first place.

[Anonymous No.5900987]

>>5900979
This entire thread is a shitpost excercise. Sometimes a thread turns into a formula like this, you dramatic fucking samefag. It just happens. Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.5900990]

>>5900947
>alash, twash nawt two bwee
babby needs to go back to reddit

[Anonymous No.5901002]

>>5900947
I've always wondered how people can actually use "twas" and "tis" without immediately committing suicide.

[Anonymous No.5901003]

>>5900779
>Big cunts are watching you
>and ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5901127]

>Cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5901141]

Mein Kampf
>Hitler was pretty swell.

[Anonymous No.5901149]

>>5901141
>Cunts ruin everything
>Amerifats, every time

[Anonymous No.5901171]

>>5897480
I thought the moral was basically "shit happens". While the downfall is brought on by Curley's Wife, a lot of sympathy is given to her too, and she didn't cause any of the other loser characters problems. I think it leans more to how uncaring the universe is or something along those lines. Like a tragedy that can't totally be put on one person but more on human nature itself framed in the early American 20th century.

[Anonymous No.5901197]

>>5901171
It's about the failure of the American dream, man. Lenny would kill any rabbits he got his hands on, so even if they ended up with their farm with lots of rabbits, that too would end tragically.

There was never a possible happy ending.

[Anonymous No.5901360]

>>5899523
Not
>Can you eat cunt?

[Anonymous No.5901370]

>>5901360
>my spirituality revolves entirely around cunnilingus

[Anonymous No.5901372]

>>5899373
>>5900028
>>5899884

[Anonymous No.5901379]

>>5897503
>love is both beautiful and cruel

[Anonymous No.5901410]

>>5901141
Jews & cunts ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.5901417]

>>5901370
Question. Cunnilingus involves the vagina, the anus or both? From my linguistic perspective it makes more sense if it's an ass thing, but I don't know.

[Anonymous No.5901434]

Ok, I'll bite
>Fahrenheit 451
>minorities and consumerism ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5901451]

cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5902165]

>>5900061

You do realize nobody is going to read all this stuff, right?

[Anonymous No.5902167]

>>5899999
Thanks.eednn

[Anonymous No.5902194]

>>5897500
>not the world is absurd and cruel and nothing you do will change it.

[Anonymous No.5902247]

>>5899618
Why only Satan? God made everything fucked up.

[Anonymous No.5902494]

>>5897503
>>5901379
>americans actually believe this
it's a critique of your culture you morons; the complete lack of social mobility: despite Gatsby becoming rich through hard work, he is still corrupted (bootlegging) and is still not accepted into the higher social class of 'new money' and therefore is his love is restricted

[Anonymous No.5902574]

>>5901417
cunnilingus = vajayjay
analingus = licking the poopoo

[Anonymous No.5902588]

>>5902494
>the complete lack of social mobility
Nah. Too black and white. There's quite a bit of social mobility. Upward and downward.

[Anonymous No.5902601]

>>5902588
nope

Several large studies of mobility in developed countries in recent years have found the US among the lowest in mobility.[3][7] One study (“Do Poor Children Become Poor Adults?")[7][11][17] found that of nine developed countries, the United States and United Kingdom had the lowest intergenerational vertical social mobility with about half of the advantages of having a parent with a high income passed on to the next generation. The four countries with the lowest "intergenerational income elasticity", i.e. the highest social mobility, were Denmark, Norway, Finland, and Canada with less than 20% of advantages of having a high income parent passed on to their children. (see graph)[7]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socio-economic_mobility_in_the_United_States#Current_state

[Anonymous No.5902615]

>>5902601
>complete lack of social mobility
Still too big of a claim for the evidence presented in the 'social mobility belongs to the Nords' study.

[Anonymous No.5902688]

>>5902615

There's actually quite a lot of evidence out there than Social Mobility is much, much lower than people imagine in the UK and US.

If you like, there's an interesting discussion of it here from the perspectives of surname studies, sport and investment & wealth by three experts.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01v5srh

[Anonymous No.5902755]

>>5897503

Actually "Cunts ruin everything" would still be a more accurate description.

[Anonymous No.5902827]

>cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5902850]

>things that ruin everything:
>cunts

[Anonymous No.5902987]

>>5899113
Would men be bitching if OP used the word dick? No? Then shut the fuck up, please

[Anonymous No.5903033]

Troilus and Cressida
Take a guess.

[Anonymous No.5903240]

Rich cunts ruin everything

[Anonymous No.5903355]

>>5902247
Free will was big for Milton, so I guess it would be fair to say God let cunts make the choice to fuck things up.

[Anonymous No.5903622]

>>5902601
I love this: "i have study!" Yeah well i have family which has hopped up and down that social mobility ladder so much you would think it wasn't a ladder but fire-pole with a trampoline at the bottom of it. Just because other countries also have great social mobility doesn't mean the us didnt basically invent the concept in the modern world and isnt still very "socially mobile" to this day. Can it be more mobile? Of course, but nothing is perfect.

[Anonymous No.5903632]

>cunts ruin everything, including the greatest republic the ancient world had ever known

[Anonymous No.5903639]

>jews ruin everything