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Guys. It's about time for /lit/ to create something. Let's write a book collectively!

litwritesabook.com

>> No.5302971

An arse comes farting across the sky

>> No.5302973

ok

>> No.5302976

already down lel

>> No.5302978

>>5302971
An heavy odor fills Le air

>> No.5302981

every 30 seconds the site goes down good work op

>> No.5302987

This is actually a good idea but it's 4chan.

>> No.5302993

It's coming along well, guys. Keep up the good work.

>> No.5303009

Guys, I think we invented post-puerilism

>> No.5303015

a post-ironic masterpiece

>> No.5303023

what if op sells this and makes zillions

>> No.5303030

lel the site's down topkek

>> No.5303040

>>5303030
That was fast

>> No.5303077

>>5302971

the evacuation proceeds but its all theater.

>> No.5303098

/lit/ did this a couple of years ago in a shared Google doc, as I recall.

It was total anarchy and quite fun as a result.

>> No.5303102
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5303102

>502 bad gateway

>> No.5303107

502 bad gateway

>> No.5303115

I switched to Google docs. *sigh* Now it should be working like a charm.

>> No.5303121

>>5303115
Wrong Password? Tripcode?

>> No.5303128

>>5303121
Something like anon12#blowjob
where anon12 is the username and blowjob the passwd

>> No.5303151

> joseph stallion
nice pun

>> No.5303171

>>5303128
nvm, not needed

>> No.5303189

bumping for more people

>> No.5303207

Teledildonics
Also apparently /lit/ plays /tg/station

>> No.5303221

>>5303207
What's the connection?

>> No.5303229

>>5303221
The WGW analysis comes from a /tg/ Space Station 13 server.

>> No.5303238

Burroughs is ejaculating in his grave

>> No.5303258

this is actually quite good in terms of structure

>that backwards plot
>those mini stories that tie in to the larger story

>> No.5303276

This is terrible, just terrible.

>> No.5303315

>>5303258
Yeah it's good up to 1.5, where some fuckhead that didn't read any of the earlier stuff started writing his "LOL so Rando" story

>> No.5303333

>>5303315

If you're mad about stuff like that happening then you shouldn't have picked 4chan to do this with

>> No.5303428

>>5303315
>>5303333
we fixed it chapter five is in a different universe now

>> No.5303435

What hath we wrought

>> No.5303459

What is your favourite chapter? Mine is Of Joyce and Jen

>> No.5303472

>>5303459

Mine is the one that doesn't make any goddamn sense.

>> No.5303526

>>5303459
Bob Saget storyline.

>> No.5303564
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5303564

1% of the length of infinite jest

so if we just do this for 100 more days we will have bigger literary penises than dfw

>> No.5303643

stop posting the WGW analysis you fucking faggots

>> No.5303648

>>5303643
It's the opening.
I thought it could use polishing.

>> No.5303655

Make it at least into a story and not le random chapters

>> No.5303657

>>5303655
no, u.

>> No.5303658

>>5303655
it had a story mate all the random chapters were interwoven into the main story

>> No.5303659

>>5303655
Hey, this is the forefront of the literary avant-garde. Get your fucking conservatism out of here.

>> No.5303665

well, it's gone to shit now

>> No.5303666

>>5303658
the namefag just didn't get it

>> No.5303667

OP please revert it to the proper story someone deleted everything, the proper story was the version from around 7pm gmt

>> No.5303673

Butterfly confirmed for faggot

OP has a backup, r-right?

>> No.5303675

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qVYsLQdrYGJ62YRu_tktN7HLK-807rZ0hTXEFxiuZFc/edit?usp=sharing

heres the best version i have of it, op will be able to get the best backup once he comes back on

>> No.5303682

Each link leads to and unreadable mess of try hard. This isn't even good for novelty purposes.

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>>5303682
>I didn't get it!

>> No.5303693

>>5303682
too deep for you?

>> No.5303702

we are legion

>> No.5303705

this stuff needs moderating

>> No.5303706

>>5303705
WHERE THE MODS AT?

>> No.5303711

>>5303682
“None of this shit makes any sense,” said Anon’s mother, who he was forcing to proofread his rambling shit.
“But that’s the point!” He screamed, slamming his keyboard with a manly, pudgy fist.
“Writing is hard, okay?” anon whined, while drinking Mountain Dew from a plastic cup.
It was bitter and salty, the sensation of swallowing it reminded him of having a heavy cold.
“Time for a pineapple diet,” he said to nobody in particular. He depressed the F5 key with a chubby finger, waiting for the thread to update.
“Maybe just cut the prawns out,” nobody in particular replied. Anon had little time to consider the words before he was bathed in radiant light and the walls around him dissolved.
“I SEE YOU’VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOUR CALORIES,” shouted a giant effigy of Robin Williams, “AND THE TIME HAS COME TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS.”
“PLEASE VISIT INFOWARS.COM,” cackled a small white (supremacist) rat
It was all too much for Anon, his brain imploded with the force of one zillion pages of Pynchon prose. Liquefied grey matter oozed from anon’s nostrils, staining his already-filthy underpants.
“The lizardmen claim another victim,” said the white (supremacist) rat solemnly.🔃

>> No.5303737

I miss the fun, guys. I think I was anonymous pumpkin.

>> No.5303777

>>5303655
only two of the chapters arent linked to the rest of the story m8

>> No.5304746

Needs work.
Shit tier story coming out right now, but it could work.

>> No.5305161

why have i lost access

>> No.5305301
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5305301

y'all niggaz banned me but it was an accident

>> No.5305997

Why isn't the page loading anymore?

>> No.5306201

>>5305997
i dunno. shit sucks and the OP is not nearly neet enough to keep this thing going.

>> No.5306461

>>5305997
I'm OP. The server provider shut down my server and now it's hosted elsewhere so it'll never happen again in the future.

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>>5306461
WE AUTHORS AGAIN.

>> No.5306484

>>5303098
We've done it this year, too, it's just you were too square to be invited.

>> No.5306486

>>5303655
>plotfags in my /lit/

>> No.5306502

>>5302969
Does anyone have those letters we wrote to authors? Those need to be in here.

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5306903

This story is now about the most famous 4chan hero.

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5307104

>mfw 4chan/lit is the definitive literary subculture

Tao Lin and his hipster kale smoothie can roll over and vanish into oblivion

>> No.5307137

Someone make a Penguin cover.

>> No.5307152

>>5307104

hey man tao lin is talking to the aborted spirit of Thomas Pynchon on gmail chat

>> No.5307172

>>5307137
What's the title? The doc won't open for me.

>> No.5307208

>>5307172
someone erased the last title but it changes by the hour

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>>5307137

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>> No.5307525

>>5307500
Good. We need the feels sad frog.

>> No.5307720

>>5307463
>>5307500
it needs to have smeared jizz around the edge of the spine to be accurate

>> No.5307791

Do you think, once this is finished, someone could have this published and sell it like a brilliant work of New Metapostsinceremodernist fiction?

>> No.5307816

>>5307791
probably not

>> No.5307825

>>5307791
This work will sell millions a few decades from now because it defines the 4chan generation.

>> No.5307835

>>5307825
many of us will claim to have written certain parts and demand the spoils and glory, and it will only add to the pomo spectacle

>> No.5307865

>>5307816
>>5307825
I was thinking along the lines of something like this

http://recode.net/2014/08/02/this-post-is-art-framed-4chan-post-sells-for-90900-on-ebay/

If this is possible, hey why not this?

>> No.5307867

>>5307865
because reading a whole book would require a lot more attention, and a google doc is not as impermanent as an original 4chan post

>> No.5307887

>>5307816
What do you mean probably not? I'm sure the website as a whole can "self-publish" it on Amazon at least!

>> No.5307912

>>5307825
>>5307835
W-we could always give the money to a child literacy charity...

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5307930

>it's still happening

why

>> No.5307974

>>5307912
or could donate it to some rogue organisation to rustle jimmies and get PR for our... art collective :^)

very PoMo, sehr Ereignis, viel Dasein

>> No.5308074

>>5307930
because
so what is your favourite part until now guys?
besides the stuff i wrote i liked the Thomas Pynchon part

>> No.5308085

>>5308074
the part i wrote about Bob and billy mays and the terror of nickelback.

>> No.5308100

>>5308085
you are cool
best part of chapter 2

>> No.5308153

>>5308074
I like 2.9 leading into 2.9.1. I am also fond of 0.8.6.1

>> No.5308169

>>5308074
the "blank" chapter

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>> No.5308362

Is it gonna be time to make a chapter three soon?

>> No.5308378

anyone else getting lots of "file unavailable?"

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PLEASE EDIT THIS TITLE:
> Les Kékès1 ~où~ Autisimo et Diabétius
S4S MEMES ARE FUCKING STUPID

>> No.5308548

>>5308386
it grasps the essence of the creative process of the story, though

its trashy internet culture meets prentiousness

neither kek, nor autism or diabeetus are limited to s4s nowadays, anyway. the first 2 are omnipresent on the interwebs, the third only in certain places.

>> No.5308557

>>5308548
*pretentiousness

wow i need to go to bed

just like you, tao

>> No.5308751

God Tier:
-Bob & Dakota
-Active Volcanoes

Good Tier:
-Harry B.
-Anon
-Lizardmen

Ok Tier:
-Clifford
-Tao Lin

Garbage Tier:
-Scooby Doo
-1.▲

>> No.5308801

>>5308751
That doesn't even cover half of it, though.

>> No.5308804

>>5308801
yeah but thats all of the things i can remember

>> No.5308806

>>5308751
What about all the random Pynchon shit?

>> No.5308823

>>5308806
the /lit/ letter to pynchon is definitely god tier

>> No.5308848
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>> No.5308864

If Anon and Harry B are the authors and Slim Nigel is the reader and Harold Bloom and The Council are the critics then who is Dakota Fanning????

>> No.5308872

>>5308864
Society.

>> No.5308902

>>5308848
my sides

>> No.5308912

FUCK YOU KOALA
-Ibex

>> No.5308916

Time for some Chapter Fourplay.

>> No.5308918

How do I read this in full?

>> No.5308926

more Congo time-travelling, that was hilarious

>> No.5308927

>those rhyming pigs

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Oh God I'm actually crying

>> No.5308938

>>5308926
Thank you

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>>5308751
excellent taste

>> No.5308944

>>5308934
rise of the new literary culture I tell you

>> No.5308952

What's that sketch in Chapter 2? I swear I've seen it before.

>> No.5308956

>>5308952
it's from savage detectives but I added the loopdaloop for extra fun

>> No.5308957

>>5308934
Yes, this is very touching

>> No.5308968

>3.8 - Spiritual Healing through Sex with Virgins

>> No.5308996

“Oh real funny, a Jaden Smith reference,” Harry rolled his eyes. He made an “>” with his thumb and index finger and said “2014” to the book.

>> No.5309007

>>5308864

>implying it's not all just a horrific accident in time space caused by Dakota Fanning accidentally using her psychic powers to send spaghetti recipes through the multiverse during both Cosmo Kramer's first DMT trip and Anon's lunch time at school (though clearly these are both actually the same thing existing at a dipolarity)

>> No.5309014

>>5309007
>implying the creative force is female

AM I WORKING WITH AMATEURS HERE?

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BURBAGE DIES, HEDWIG DIES, MAD-EYE DIES, SCRIMGEOUR DIES, WORMTAIL DIES, DOBBY DIES, SNAPE DIES, FRED WEASLEY DIES, HARRY DIES, BUT COMES BACK TO LIFE, VOLDEMORT DIES, TONKS DIES, LUPIN DIES, COLIN CREEVY DIES, RON MARRIES HERMIONE; THEY HAVE TWO KIDS: HUGO AND ROSE, HARRY, MARRIES GINNY; THEY HAVE THREE KIDS: JAMES, LILY, AND ALBUS SEVERUS, SIRIUS DIES, DUMBLEDORE DIES, L DIES, BRIAN GRIFFIAN DIES BUT THEN COMES BACK AFTER ONE EPISODE, THE VENTURE BROTHERS ARE CLONES, AERIS DIES, SPIKE DIES, NEO DIES, TRINITY DIES, JACK SPARROW DIES, OBI-WAN DIES, QUI-GON DIES, YODA DIES, PADME DIES, BOROMIR DIES, GANDALF DIES, EVERYONE IN EVANGELION TURNS INTO ORANGE JUICE, BAMBI'S MOM DIES, EVERY MAJOR CHARACTER IN FFT DIES, KRILLIN DIES, CHIAOTZU DIES, YAMCHA DIES, VEGETA DIES, PICCOLO DIES, GOKU DIES, GOKU DIES AGAIN, GOKU FUCKING DIES AGAIN, GOKU DIES, THIS TIME FOR REAL, AND THEN DIES AGAIN, TELLAH DIES, MARIKO DIES, DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER, SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE, BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST, PRINCESS LEIA IS LUKE'S SISTER, WINSTON GETS REPROGRAMMED, THEY FIND NEMO, THEY ALL WENT TO THE SAME DAYCARE, ROSEBUD IS HIS SLED, TONY SOPRANO D, CRAZY 8 DIES, TUCO DIES, JANE JIMI HENDRIX'S TO DEATH, GUSTAVO TURNS INTO TWOFACE, MIKE DIES, HANK DIES, WALT KILLS THE NAZIS, JESSIE STRANGLES METH DAMON, WALT ACCIDENTLY AN HEROES, WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN, GRETCHEN DIES, DONNIE GOES BACK IN TIME SO HE CAN GET KILLED BY THE FALLING PLANE ENGINE, MACMURPHY GETS LOBOTOMIZED AND IS KILLED BY CHIEF, ALEX IS "CURED", YOU JUST LOST THE GAME, THE PLANET OF THE APES IS EARTH IN THE FUTURE, PRIME DIES, TYLER DURDEN AND EDWARD NORTON'S CHARACTER ARE THE SAME PERSON, MERCUTIO DIES, ROMEO DIES, JULIET DIES, CAESAR DIES, HAMLET DIES, TONY ALMEIDA DIES, DECKARD IS A REPLICANT, THE BOY SHOOTS OL' YELLER, ONE OF THE QUEER COWBOYS DIES, THE BLACK GUY DIES FIRST, ROCKY LOSES, ROCKY WINS, ROCKY LOSES, ROCKY WINS, ROCKY WINS, ROCKY WINS, REDRUM IS MURDER SPELLED BACKWARDS, WILLARD KILLS KURTZ, OH DAE-SU FUCKS HIS DAUGHTER, MY GOD! IT'S FULL OF STARS, ROCKY LOSES, THEN WINS, SCARFACE DIES, JOKER DIES, HUGO STRANGE DIES, RA'S AL GHUL DIES, SCARECROW DIDN'T DIE, JESUS DIES FOR OUR SINS, SPOCK DIES, W.O.P.R. WAS JUST PLAYING A GAME, THE WIZARD IS THE GATEKEEPER, THEY NEVER FIND THE GRAIL, SIMON AND PIGGY DIE, JAY GATSBY DIES, THE ANSWER IS 42, ALL 300 SPARTANS DIE, 28 WEEKS LATER EVERYONE'S STILL FUCKED, JASON LIVES, SNAPE DRACO KILLS DUMBLEDORE.

>> No.5309034

“Do you know why you are so miserable?”

“B-because I’m a-a f-f-f-”

“Faggot. Yes. You’re a faggot and your misery is got telling you to ‘Stop being such a god damn faggot!’”

That was when he grabbed the shaft of my cock and started slapping my balls back and forth, it hurt. I screamed.

“Faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot!” he cheered, while dancing and slapping my balls.

Then he stopped, and squeezed the shaft harder. Staring up at me with the most serious expression, “I can fix you.”

>> No.5309078

"Gas the kikes, racewar now!"

>> No.5309090

need the fucking backup fucking mods shit

>> No.5309107

I think the lizardmen just censored chapter 4

>> No.5309108 [DELETED] 

we are getting raided by a german imageboard

>> No.5309128

Where is the mod... just ban the shitposters already.

>> No.5309134

>>5309128
we might lose the story for a day. they will spam for as long as they can. the progress we made compared to yesterday is massive. it might be good to have a break and discuss the story here in /lit/

>> No.5309136

fumbling ruptures of putrescent mucus tea pot the bitter man proclaimed jabbing at the gowky makawdoodle.

>> No.5309139

>>5309134
The plot and the stumblr with the totality

>> No.5309151

>>5309030
underrated post, except:
It's McMurphy, not MacMurphy;
Alex is cured, Alex is uncured, Alex is "cured"; and
Rocky loses, Rocky wins, Rocky draws (Thunderlips), Rocky loses, Mickey dies, Rocky wins, Apollo loses and dies, Rocky wins, Rocky wins, Adrian dies, Rocky loses.

>> No.5309159

Did Chapter 3 become die?

>> No.5309165

>>5309159
Sort of, kind of... It has its merits.

>>5309134
Good idea actually.

>> No.5309176

i just want to find out what happens to harry b. and myra

>> No.5309181

I can't believe it's taken this long for some plucky cunt to delete it all tbh.

>> No.5309186

>>5309181
there's backups. we just need to sit on our thumbs and wait for OP.

>> No.5309193

>>5309186
What happened in chapter 3? I missed it.

>> No.5309200

>>5309134
Oh there's actually a story? That's impressive.

>> No.5309202

>>5309186
>there's backups
long lamo you nerds care so much about your stupid story

>> No.5309207

>>5309202
ayy

>> No.5309211

>>5309202
Why is Chapter 3 Finnegans Wake
and why is Chapter 2 retarded?

>> No.5309213

>>5309200
>>5309202
lel you retards! you don't even know that your harassment is contributing to this new literary movement!

>> No.5309215

>>5309211
Chapter 2 gets good toward the end.

>> No.5309230

>>5309211
Chapter 2 was stressed because OP wasn't around to put up chapter 3. Everyone kept hammering away at it so it's nigh 20 pages.

>> No.5309231

>>5309215
So does Finnegans Wake

>> No.5309256

>j'espere que vous avez le natty gains connard

every time I find a good new edit I crack up

>> No.5309257

riverrun

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IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE

>> No.5309287

>>5309257
Someone tell the Tullys that Adam and Eve are being assholes again.

>> No.5309336

While we're waiting: critique what the germans wrote

>> No.5309337 [DELETED] 

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>> No.5309359

>>5309336
Everything was fine until they started thinking they were a nation.

>> No.5309410
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rate my new title

>> No.5309421

>>5309337

b̧̫̟̗͍̬ͮ͂ͬͤ̽̓͌̈̍̊̈ͯ̾i̬͔͉͌̐͛ͯ͗̇̽ͬ̏̍̅̌͒̍ͣ͘ṭ̶̲͈̺̾̈͂͗͑ͪ̊ͫͥͧ̊͐̾ͅć̮̠͉͉̪̟̖͈̙̥̱͒́ͧ̈̋̎͆͞h̼̜̳͓͖̝͖͈̲̯̣̜͉̥̔ͩͬ̑͜

>> No.5309429

make a password for the doc, first word on the 100th page of gravity's rainbow

>> No.5309438

How does everyone think of the quiet fury part of chapter 2? I wrote a good bit of that, people have added to it but I was scared it wouldn't be welcomed. Chapter 2 seems a bit of a cluster fuck so I was just wondering in the grand scheme of things how it's viewed.

>> No.5309473

>>5309438
i'll let you know when we revert

>> No.5309519

>>5309438
It is good. I remember adding to it but only because I thought you had stopped.

>> No.5309653

Review of 3.8 - Spiritual Healing through Sex with Virgins, please.

>> No.5309671

I'm actually looking forward to the next installments of Harry B./ The Lizardmen with Dakota and Bob.

>> No.5309684

>>5309014

Bob Saget was the one who told Dakota Fanning to psychically transmit the spaghetti, so actually Bob Saget is the creative force.

>> No.5309750

Has everything been reloaded? can we return to creating post-modernism now?

>> No.5309820

this sucks so much guys

>> No.5310034

Why is the goodyman?

>> No.5310186

Who the fuck is writing about a spider.

>> No.5310235

>>5310186
WHO THE FUCK IS WRITING ABOUT THAT SPIDER.

>> No.5310243

>>5310186
>>5310235
samefag

>> No.5310249

>>5309034
... /lit/ is still 4chan after all

>> No.5310252

>>5310186
>>5310235
>>5310243
I-I am.

>> No.5310253

THE PENIS WAS.

by /lit/

Chapter 1

Eats a pizza ethereal with...when all of a sudden, n****rs splashed me. I didn't pulled my shattered back, because anus was bleeding behind enemy church virginity.

"Muldoon the Cheese was fountainhead," whistled Clevergirl.

"Holy shit, shit" screamed Atlas, falling.

Shanked it into beforehand. Another lover? Ridiculous, magnificent poop.

Clevergirl: "Potatoes, my love. Skinned."

Shrugged. "NIG-NOGS! Shoot Atlas, cuntface," said Buttfukenmouthanus. "YOU PIECE BIGHOMOS SHIT!"

Butthole.
--------------------------------------
----------------------------

TO BE COCTINUEDED

>> No.5310266

>nobody's adding more quotes
And after I'd gone though all the trouble of setting that up

>> No.5310274

Chapter 2

It came to. Needed Homes' pages because jesus didn't get out. N****rs is android's sex, and feels so masochistic. Avalanche whore Jews fathomed existence

because Veronica Origin can't assbutt.

Penis: "Objectivism isn't hard."

Dickbutt: "Since Jews, cocks, communists, slapped killed shitting jazz, daughter through gravy."

EXOTIC RAPE SATIRE

"Earthquake...", moaned fan's moustache.

Gibson becomes sandwich eventually. Into it, Dog-penis Helen was Dr. Faustus.

Horse. Abysmal, bare-back, LUSCIOUS...

The homosexuals floral killed asinine ransacked hats atop mountains mad with children covered in in moss.
--------------------------------------
--------------------

Chapter 3:

Lipstick lying possibly upon me. I death eater. I fucking murdered lost children, millions of children, ways horrible.

To justify: Behold my penis, intestines, my cherry pie.

Sweetly the swede, penis in caverns deep, circumscribed in rivers of blood and semen, silently through exploding. "It's long enough", I say.

Never home, space, buttfuck glittering cosmonauts. Pick me up. Whiskey headcrabs dancing, all night long.

People sometimes mislead popcorn, too much beautiful.

"How to be dolphins dongs?" ask Brazilians. "WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN ARCHIVED YET?!"

Since Dukes of Hazard, swandive is died. Realfuckin'neato. Tits? Please!

"Captivate," screeched Antiestablishmentarianism faggot

Lopado-temacho-selacho-galeo-kranio-le ipsano-drim-hypo-trimmato-silphio-para o-melito-kat
-akechy-meno-kichl-epi-kossypho-phatto -perister-alektryon-opte-kephall

io-kigklo-peleio-la goio-siraio-baphe-tragano-pterygon

Please Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwl lllantysiliogogogoch.

Nobody shouldn't buttfuck "Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagu ngamaugg" the messiah, since Nails' pheremones are eructation.

Dildos.

FUCK, you're becoming the demons john!

THE END

>> No.5310292

someone get a spellchecker in here

>> No.5310297

who's replacing the whole thing with a cipher?

>> No.5310326

It's all gone. ;_;

>> No.5310330

>>5303655
Hey, this is the stormfront of the literary avant-garde. Get your godless communism out of here.

>> No.5310333

It's not loading for me anymore

>> No.5310336

>>5310333
seems to lag alot when people use the find and replace tool

>> No.5310342

Am I getting the password wrong or something?

>> No.5310343

>>5310342
i dunno. am I? is it all one word?

>> No.5310344

>>5310342
possibly, what are you typing

>> No.5310345

>>5310343
>>5310344
It's one word

>> No.5310349

>>5302969
I can erase but I can't write...... What is ze fuque?

>> No.5310355

>>5310349
do you have noscript on?

>> No.5310358

>>5310355
I have noscript but it allows scripts on that page

>> No.5310364

>>5310358
I had to deactivate it.

>> No.5310372

Yeah, I'm just gonna wait until it stops lagging so bad. If anybody's still writing for some reason, you might want to back up your changes to notepad.

>> No.5310374

>>5310372
I mean until I get back and fix everything, or someone does it for me

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>>5310374
>or someone does it for me

see you tomorrow, op

>> No.5310441

>>5310399
>>5310374
>>5310372

Ch4pter is reverted now.

>> No.5310459

OP time for chapter 5

>> No.5310466

>>5310459
How do i see chapter 4?

>> No.5310552

"Panicking I looked at the girl, who was happily reading an aged copy of Infinite Jest, not seeming to notice the piss that was still stampeding from my dick."

>> No.5310576

What do you see?
"The grimace of a an outline"


we'll see how it turns out. I have no prior knowledge so I'm not sure if this is horror/comedy/drama -- expecting the chan it'll be a bit of each.

hope it ends up with little to no meme

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>> No.5310620

Will this be the first vaporwave novel?

Will this be printed?

>> No.5310622

>Sorry, there's a problem with this file.

>> No.5310623

>>5310620
i'd get a copy

>> No.5310660

>>5310620
>Will this be the first vaporwave novel?
no
>Will this be printed?
I hope not. I like my sekrit club. I don't want attention

>> No.5310663

>>5310660
How about a limited edition copy only distributed among Anons?

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>> No.5310669

>What stares back at you?
Black people

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Review.

>> No.5310694

>>5310669
the mirror

>> No.5310698

>5.1
>5.2
>5.3
>etc
Are we writing chapter five in chapter 4?

How pomo

>> No.5310700

>>5310663
One guy prints a few thousand and meets up with anons who take bunch and distribute them to other anons until they've made it around the world

>> No.5310703

>>5310698
Lets just skip right to chapter 8.

>> No.5310706

>>5310703
and claim it's an artistic statement

>> No.5310714

>>5310660
>>Will this be the first vaporwave novel?
>no
What vaporwave has been written before?

>> No.5310718

>>5310693
A masterpiss

>> No.5310721

>>5310700
To difficult. Just put it on the kindle store.
Also I never want to meet up with any of you fucks.

>> No.5310727

CH4PTER IS COMPLETE
ON TO CHA5TER

>> No.5310759

>>5310727
going to bed. will write my additions tomorrow

>> No.5310782

Nothing is loading for me, what is going on?

>> No.5310787

What do we do about the end of chap1er? It's basically shit at this point.

>> No.5310796

>>5310721
>To difficult.
Too*

>> No.5310799

>>5310787
1.▲ and onwards is kill

>> No.5310804

>>5310787
What if we switch A.3 with A.2.1?

>> No.5310810

Please review 9.3 Meditations & Poetry.

>> No.5310821

>>5310804
A.2.1 is good r-right?
I am the co-writer that's why i ask

>>5310810
it's good

>> No.5310824

>>5310821
It's better than A.3 at least

>> No.5311010

Should we attempt to put continuity back

>> No.5311017

We tried this a few months ago. Everyone gave up after a few threads

There were some great ideas, and some shortsighted mob faggotry

It ended exactly like people thought it would

>> No.5311023

>>5311017
it seems to be fine since nobody is trying to force a coherent narrative which would definitely kill it

>> No.5311042

>>5311023
That being said, I'd like to see someone actually try to edit this into some kind of coherent structure once this is all done.

>> No.5311053

>>5303564
we should stop at one character more than Infinite Jest

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>> No.5311263

>>5307463
Nice cover photo, I like it

>> No.5311482

All chapters are kill

>> No.5311497

>>5311482
Why?

>> No.5311526

the whole thing just deleted itself

>> No.5311533

Everything's back

>> No.5311587

This project is a perfect example of how trying to write in a collective without order and hierarchy is a disaster.

>> No.5311614

everything is back except for chapter 4, which is completely different now

>> No.5311631

I'm just reading this whole thing from the beginning and it's remarkably enjoyable.

>> No.5311658

>>5311587
>The Legacy of Totalitarianism
in the Tundra
>not the greatest masterpiece of our century

>> No.5311669

The day anon possesses a grill and loses tfw when no gf, though sadly everything didn’t go quite as expected

He sat at his desk. Sweat dripping of his back. it was the 17th time today Anon had fapped to /fit/, but his hunger still wasn't satisfied. This had to change, he thought. It was a month before his 29th birthday and he was still en route for the level 1 firebolt. Anon hadn't been able to get to the frontbums, being the fat bearded manlett he was, it was only natural that the ladies didnt want his D. All he had to do was lose some weight and shave. within the year he could have gotten a normal grills’ frontbum for himself. Sadly for women around the world this wasn’t the conclusion Anon reached for itself.

——2 months later——
"Unghhh" was the sound that Lisa heard as she felt her anonymous attacker shot his load inside her frontbum. She felt dirty, used like a tool. She didn't have a single clue who this mysterious man was or where he came from but she wanted to scream. the only comfort of his climax was that the pounding had stopped. At least that hell was over until his second wind started where he mounted her like a frothing mad dog and his corpulent, undulating form forced out splatters of


why did this get deleted

>> No.5311682

*tips fucking gayass fedora* I HEART COCK lmfao *tips it harder*

>> No.5311684

The part about the Tripfags I found strangely touching.

>> No.5311689

>>5311684
suck my dick

>> No.5311693

>>5310787
>hating A.3

>> No.5311696

>>5311689
P-pics?

>> No.5311707

>>5311696
This is me
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/07/24/smallest-penis-winner-new-york_n_3642918.html

>> No.5311726

Thanks for sticking things in my hole, nigga!

>> No.5311844

In a couple of chapters time (like maybe chapter 8) we should try and just do one big long passage instead of dividing it up into sections

everyone trying to work on the same thing would be fucking hilarious

>> No.5311848

>>5311844
And it should be about the legacy of totalitarianism in a tundra.

>> No.5311875

new word count: 41284
about 8% of Infinite Jest

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>>5311844
Man I wrote something pretty good about people policing themselves by sorting themselves into different sections automatically, but it somehow isn't there anymore, I think it was in chapter 4 before it got replaced with Swastikas and Mohammad by Germans

>> No.5311903

someone just deleted all of chapter 6, stallion get in here

>> No.5311907

>>5311903
He's deleted all of it. Looks like someone just discovered some old Anonymous propaganda and is getting carried away with it.

>> No.5311908

>>5311907
this is devastating. can we get it back?

>> No.5311909

>>5311899
chapter four is all fucked up at the minute

>> No.5311911

>>5311908
An older revision, yes, but it's missing a bit

>> No.5311917

were we on chapter 6 before it all got erased? how long were chapters 4 and 5?

>> No.5311933

>>5311908
It's not a problem really. Very little will be lost, it just needs to be rolled back to before the vandal arrived.

>> No.5311956

pls come on line joseph stallion we need you

>> No.5312030

>>5311899
Just shoot me an email so you can locate it yourself on the panel thing.

>> No.5312038

>>5311956
>>5311933
>>5311917
>>5311911
Can someone volunteer to be a MOD? This is pretty annoying.

>> No.5312057

>>5312038
ok how do u mod me

>> No.5312060

good they are all back

>> No.5312068

>>5312057
just send joseph and email and he'll put you on the MOD list

>> No.5312071

>>5312068
whats joseph stallions email

>> No.5312081

>>5312071
It's on the website I think

>> No.5312095

>>5311230
Someone make a NYT bestseller cover based on this

>> No.5312216

Seriously, how did five chapters get done before ctrl+a delete children got involved

>> No.5312227

>>5312216

well as it stands we've already got at least a novella length book I think

>> No.5312229

>>5312216
its been deleted several times already

>> No.5312246

I can only see chapter 4. the rest is blank

>> No.5312264

Due to an influx of vandals, we should change the permission to review so there wouldn't be a massive outage.

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>> No.5312280

>>5312264
how can we get permission to review tho

>> No.5312304

>>5312273
*a tundra

>> No.5312315

>>5312280
If the situation gets worse I guess we'll have to switch the permission of new chapters from free-for-all to authorization with tripcode then.

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>> No.5312476

this is the most fun i've had in a while. thank you /lit/

>> No.5312586

replacing random words in other people's chapters doesn't usually make it funnier guys it just makes it feel more like /b/

>> No.5312653

>>5312586
Maybe just cut out the prawns?

>> No.5312657

>>5312586
i disagree

>> No.5312723

time to make this into a story about a INFP/neet kid who tries getting junk from the streets and meets the ghost of william s burroughs

>> No.5312724

Favourite passages?

Mines 7.2 - Quite the wit, said the shit

>> No.5312762

I like chapter 4 but goddamn is it gay.

>> No.5312771

>>5312762
i mean chap 5

>> No.5312783

>>5312762

as gay as the part where sonic the hedgehog is about to rape kramer?

>> No.5312787

>>5312771
Chapter 5 is the best after the first two. Six seems to be the worst chapter so far.

>> No.5312792

Chapter 8 is fucking beautiful so far

>> No.5312793

>>5312783
Did you like the pink tongue imagery? I injected that.

>> No.5312798

I find it hard to write when there are other people changing stuff all the time

>> No.5312804

Anonymous Nyan Cat keeps trying to touch my junk.

>> No.5312814

>>5312804
chapter 8 is bound to be a fucking mess when everyone is working on the same passage just let the postmodernity of it wash over you

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>>5312814

Yeah I can't write my parts anymore, people just edit it immediately and make it meaningless.

>mfw I just have to sit back and watch it unfold

>> No.5312839

>>5312823
edit it back when they're gone and check your ego

>> No.5312841

>>5312792
and so it shall die

>> No.5312846

can someone restore chapter 8

>> No.5312854

Goodnight, sweet Emperor #%.

>> No.5312856

>>5312854
R.I.P. ;_;

>> No.5312884

Chapter 8 is such a glorious mess

>> No.5312898

>making a /b/ tard a mod
Thanks OP.

>> No.5312903

why is anonymous shrew even allowed to live

>> No.5312905

>>5312903
OP made him a mod.

>> No.5312910

>>5312905
WHY WOULD OP ALLOW ANYBODY TO BE A MOD IS HE INSANE? DOESN'T HE KNOW HOW 90% OF ANONS FEEL ABOUT MODS?

>> No.5312911

>>5312905
he isnt a mod hes just using the undo button to restore it

>> No.5312917

>>5312911
shrew here, just wanted to have some input on the book. no one is letting me write.

>> No.5312922

>>5312917
Changing random words to swear words and deleting passages isn't writing.

>> No.5312926

>>5312917
dude dont act like an autist just wait to have a chance to write the current bit or go back and add to an older section of the story

>> No.5312930

>>5312922
>>5312926
no

>> No.5312932

>>5312917
>getting this mad
if you can't put it behind you then this medium might not be for you

>> No.5312938

>>5312932
>believing him
he's definitely just some faggot from /b/

>> No.5312961

>>5312917
fucking ban shrew

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moments of beauty

>> No.5312991

within chapter 8 we have created a living breathing work of postmodernist fiction

>> No.5313033

>>5312991
all thanks to shrew. pure genius

>> No.5313041

>>5313033
today's shrew is tomorrow's elephant

>> No.5313062

Everything's being deleted like nobody's business.

>> No.5313075

>>5313062
It is nobody's business, we do this for free.

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This has to be art.

>> No.5313114

>>5313099
that's from those german spammer faaaygs

>> No.5313222

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