/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2765550]

H-hi /lit/. U-us /mu/tants made you a m-m-mixtape to express our l-love for you.

h-h-here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EzeW5KoPUI&list=PLB6EC670139C975A1&feature=plpp_play_all

pls respond

[Anonymous No.2765559]

This mixtape really expresses a lot of the things we've wanted to tell you but couldn't

[Anonymous No.2765560]

oh god, sorry for all the shit on the mixtape, we rolled for the tracks and some people decided to be assholes

[Anonymous No.2765563]

>>2765560
This is only one song what the fuck

[Anonymous No.2765564]

<3 <3 <3 <3

[Neato !U/jOBph7fk No.2765565]

p-please be our gf

[Anonymous No.2765567]

/lit/, we... we... we love you!

[Anonymous No.2765568]

>>2765560

This is the way it's supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.2765570]

>Magnetic Fields
Is it still the 90's?

[Anonymous No.2765571]

>first song is 8 minutes long
>there will be posts saying the whole mixtape is shit within 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.2765573]

>>2765563
There should be a bar at the bottom of your screen point the way to the other nine tracks.

[Anonymous No.2765574]

>>2765563
It's a playlist.

[High Fidelity !yYM/swag/. No.2765577]

>>2765563
Swans, John Cage and DG weren't good choices
Sorry about the cover art, I posted it as a joke and got trips
On the bright side, I rolled 44 and got the Book of Love on there, which is a great song

[Anonymous No.2765578]

Quit bein' tsundere and hop on our dick, /lit/. We're the best you brainy girls are going to get.

[Anonymous No.2765581]

Swans and Death Grips are great, especially for sex.

But the rest confirms underage, immature, over-sentimental, self-interested, and generally horny. Maybe in 2008 this would have been nice though.

4/10 would friendzone again

[Anonymous No.2765584]

>>2765571
It's 5, the OP picked a version with three minutes of dead silence at the end.

[Anonymous No.2765585]

>>2765550
>stevens
>death grips
>AJJ
>swans

Jesus, /mu/, at least step it up a little if you're going to make your move, you know? Make us feel worth it

[Neato !U/jOBph7fk No.2765586]

>>2765581
you too

[Anonymous No.2765587]

>>2765581
>John Cage
>horny

[Anonymous No.2765590]

>>2765581
p-please just listen to it all with us ;_;

it's all we ask of you

[Anonymous No.2765591]

p-p-pls r-r-respond

[Anonymous No.2765592]

>>2765581

Do you even feel

[Anonymous No.2765595]

>>2765585
>this
We're not a 15 year old hipster girl.

[Anonymous No.2765597]

Skipping the Surfjan. Listening to Au Revoir Simone. I- I think I'm falling in love.

[LiftYourSkinnyTripsLikeAntennasToHeaven !ItYAvohQC. No.2765600]

We love you /lit/ I hope you enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.2765601]

pls /lit/ we love u

[Anonymous No.2765602]

>youtube

[Anonymous No.2765604]

Now send it to /cgl/ and /fa/

Got to plant them seeds

[Anonymous No.2765606]

From /lit/ to /mu/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_s9H0BRrU

[Anonymous No.2765608]

I guess this at least warrants giving /mu/ another chance. Liking this mixtape so far, but... I dunno /mu/, I really like you but I dunno if we're ready for a relationship.

[Neato !U/jOBph7fk No.2765609]

>>2765595
Wait, you're not?
What the fuck are we doing here then

[Anonymous No.2765611]

This bookcase used to hold my entire vinyl collection.

I did it all for you, /lit/.

[Anonymous No.2765614]

>>2765604
>/cgi/
You really want a feminist who can't think for herself and spews illogical bullshit/buzzwords as her argument for a girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.2765615]

>Death Grips

friendzoned/10

[Anonymous No.2765616]

>>2765606

[High Fidelity !yYM/swag/. No.2765618]

>>2765606
Oh god

[Anonymous No.2765619]

>>2765614
still a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.2765623]

>>2765606

[Anonymous No.2765624]

pls /lit/
pls
i'm crying

[Anonymous No.2765626]

/lit/ pls

[Anonymous No.2765628]

>live versions of 4'33"
Why are they always so awkward?

[Anonymous No.2765621]

Magnetic Fields is good, but the Book of Love is overplayed Scrubs-fodder. You could have had Take Ecstacy With Me, but no, you had to ruin things.

[Anonymous No.2765622]

>>2765606
this sure isnt the /lit/ i post on

summer?

[Anonymous No.2765630]

s-so?

w-w-whatcha s-say, /lit/?

[Anonymous No.2765633]

>>2765606
So you love us..back? Or are you just trying to be harsh with the song name and disregarding the lyrics?

[Anonymous No.2765635]

pls baby

[Anonymous No.2765636]

[Everyone was a Charlatan who Ripped-off Kant Anyway !!xxKMoj57yUo No.2765637]

>AJJ

[Anonymous No.2765640]

>>2765630
Our answer hasn't changed. See:
>>2765332

[Anonymous No.2765645]

>tfw still no qt /lit/ gf

delete the thread OP

we are forever friendzoned

[Anonymous No.2765647]

from /lit/ to /mu/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BS1sPMdcso

indie needs to go away

[Anonymous No.2765648]

We're screaming out to /lit/ from the depths of this phallocentric tyranny

[Anonymous No.2765650]

Is anyone else crying in real life?

[Anonymous No.2765652]

why am i actually crying right now? oh god this parallels my life verbatim ;_;

[Anonymous No.2765653]

>>2765645
If you're going to give up that easy, you don't fucking deserve /lit/
Quick, someone find dox on some of the people posting in this thread, go to their house and hold a boombox up over your head.

[Anonymous No.2765655]

where's Aleksei when you need him

[Anonymous No.2765659]

pls /lit/

just one chance

[Anonymous No.2765661]

>>2765648
Nice.

[Anonymous No.2765662]

This is actually quite beautiful /mu/, I'm getting a little wet.

[Neato !U/jOBph7fk No.2765664]

Enough with the bullshit. When are you gonna let us hit that, /mu/?

[Anonymous No.2765665]

>>2765622
this is outta hand. /lit/ requires mod assistance.

[Anonymous No.2765666]

This is very sweet /mu/. You'll always be a special friend. Gotta go now and chill with /tg/.

[Anonymous No.2765668]

Who are you hiding you from /lit/

[High Fidelity !yYM/swag/. No.2765670]

>>2765653
I know I'm the wrong john cusack movie, but I love you /lit/
Plz /lit/ we just want someone to love us

[Anonymous No.2765675]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q9eYuY6U7E
From /lit/ to /mu/. Play this for /b/. They will let you cup their breasts.

[Anonymous No.2765676]

>>2765668
We are hiding from you, /mu/.

[Anonymous No.2765679]

like if you a strong independent /lit/arian who don't need no /mu/tant

[Anonymous No.2765680]

>>2765666
/tg/ is just using you. Can't you understand that. No one will love you like we do.

[Anonymous No.2765682]

>>2765666
confirmed for not /lit/, /tg/ isn't even /lit/'s type

[Anonymous No.2765683]

why does nobody take the time to make music anymore?

it's like all these people want to do is try and get famous as quickly as they can.

well I for one am sick of it.

I spend weeks writing my music down on ACTUAL STAFF PAPER! yes believe it or not some of us still write our music by hand

Then I'll spend months creating my electronic music, no daw's, no loops, no digital anything, just analog recorded drum machines, and analog synthesizers.

so tell me what is you excuse for your low brow effort and failure to understand sound design and composition?

if you are looking for true art you can find me here

soundcloud.com/theotheraphextwin

[Anonymous No.2765677]

[Anonymous No.2765678]

>>2765676
oh fuck, that hits deep bro ;_;

[Anonymous No.2765685]

>>2765666
>that feel when a bunch of no-life virgin dweebs get chosen over us

[Anonymous No.2765687]

>>2765683

>mfw /lit/ is more pretentious than /mu/

This isn't the /lit/ I know

[Anonymous No.2765688]

This is actually really sweet, /mu/. Maybe some time we can head out for coffee. Feeling sleepy after 4:33 though. Nighty night <3

[Anonymous No.2765691]

okay i'm fucking bawling right now, why is this actually making me cry oh god it hurts

why didn't you fuckers tell me how much rejection hurts ;_;

[Anonymous No.2765692]

If you look in all the other /lit/ threads, you'll see no one types like they do in this thread and they are much angrier. They just ignore our threads.

We are just talking to ourselves; no one who posts on /lit/ is in this thread.

[Anonymous No.2765693]

>>2765675
/b/ is very icky, I think /d/ would be the best fit for /mu/ really

[Big Black Nigga !!duVTI2emj1h No.2765695]

>Mostly entry level guilty pleasure, feelcore, p4k-core

/mu/, you should have thought this through

[Anonymous No.2765696]

>>2765687
>not recognizing obvious copypasta

[Anonymous No.2765697]

u want sum fuck /lit/?

[Anonymous No.2765699]

>>2765683
nice copypasta

[Anonymous No.2765700]

There's still time /mu/, we haven't heard the whole thing yet... We're just waiting for the blues, motown and ska tracks

[Anonymous No.2765701]

Okay /mu/..You're k-kind of cute..I'll go on a date with you on two conditions.
1) I'll call YOU. Don't contact us until I contact you.
2) You can't tell ANYONE. Nobody can know.

[Anonymous No.2765703]

>>2765691
>bawl so hard muthafuckas wanna hug me

[Anonymous No.2765704]

>>>/mu/26071059
w-we put in so much effort f-for you /lit/

pls respond

[Anonymous No.2765705]

>>2765695
/mu/ is in a wreck, bro. We NEED you ;_;

Last time we tried to organize a playlist it was 3 days of mindless arguing, before /mu/chellapaloozaroo was set in stone. For this we just had dubs rolls to determine songs.

please don't hate us ;_;

[Anonymous No.2765702]

>>2765692
My dreamboard don't exist
At the sight of the thread they hid and reported
They didn't know we'd be hanging around
so the mods buried us in the ground
and even now you hear the sound
of the betas taking over

[Anonymous No.2765709]

Regular /lit/ poster and occasional (reluctant) /mu/ visitor here.

This is way better than the obscure pile of hipster stuff you guys are usually arguing about.

decent mixtape. Maybe I'll give you a list of novels to read...in the morning.

*zip*

[Big Black Nigga !!duVTI2emj1h No.2765710]

>>2765606
>band of horses
ew

[[e-mail] !!jQErY3Wneyv No.2765714]

We should make a /phi/ board so /lit/ can date /phi/. It would be a really fucked up relationship. Just how I like it.

[Anonymous No.2765717]

>>2765709
>decent mixtape. Maybe I'll give you a list of novels to read...in the morning.

Y-yes! That would b-be cool-l! I c-can't wait to see what you'll g-g-give us!

[Anonymous No.2765718]

the problem with these threads is that there is an imagined camaraderie, or at least community. what inevitably happens is everyone starts comparing their subjective ideas of what /lit/ is, and vying for the title of true /lit/, in a similar fashion to various Marxist groups or black metal "kvlt"-ers. /lit/ is neither an idea nor a group, but rather a discourse.

tl;dr these threads are a waste of time, but complaining about them being a waste of time means that you subconsciously subscribe to its power structure, and therefore support wasting time.

tl;dr we are all on 4chan

[Anonymous No.2765720]

>>2765714
I think /lit/ would just end up protecting /phi/ from an abusive /sci/

[Anonymous No.2765721]

I think I made this a couple months ago.

[Big Black Nigga !!duVTI2emj1h No.2765722]

>>2765705
I'm a /mu/tant too bruh bruh and I've seen the damage but what can we do?

[Anonymous No.2765723]

/mu/, quit with the mopey feel shit. Stop wallowing in your own emotions, stand up for yourself, be independent, and don't be so desperate. That's all it takes. Then we'll consider this.

Aside from that, nice mixtape, expected fucking Neutral Milk Hotel and flavor of the month garbage. Actually digging this stuff.

Now cut out the bitching, man up, then we might be able to work something out.

[Anonymous No.2765724]

We're sorry /mu/, we're actually lesbians.

[Anonymous No.2765726]

>>2765724
I'M DUMB SHE'S A

[Anonymous No.2765727]

>>2765723
It's all a big joke, it's a meme. I'm alpha as fuck in real life

[Anonymous No.2765731]

>>2765724
we were good as married in my mind

[Anonymous No.2765733]

>>2765727
m-me t-too

[Anonymous No.2765730]

>>2765727
ok yeah sure

[Anonymous No.2765734]

>>2765730
I don't give a fuck

I have to go now, I'm banging this solid 8 milf coming over

[Blaise Bailey !gFiNnEGAn. No.2765737]

>>2765731
BUT MARRIED IN MY MIND IS NO GOOD

[Anonymous No.2765740]

>>2765727
>alpha
I bet you really think that shit gets girls, huh?

[Anonymous No.2765742]

>>2765737
OHHH PINK TRIANGLE HONESTLY

[Anonymous No.2765744]

>>2765734
If you didn't give a fuck you wouldn't feel the need to validate yourself on an anonymous imageboard.

[Finnegan the 3rd !!GWyS5IJKkYV No.2765745]

>>2765737

y

[Anonymous No.2765746]

>>2765740
Seems to work for me.

Bon Voyage, el beta literato.

>>2765744
I ain't validating shit you cretin, I'm laughing at you betas mirin' my taste as well as my alpha status.

[Anonymous No.2765747]

>>2765724
s-so are we

[Big Black Nigga !!duVTI2emj1h No.2765749]

>>2765718
These threads are just supposed to be stupid fun bullshit and that's all you should take it as.

I hope

[Anonymous No.2765753]

What the fuck do you scumsucking /mu/tants think you're doing? We're the male board here!

[Anonymous No.2765757]

>>2765753
we'll go female for you ;_;

[Anonymous No.2765759]

>>2765746
Yep, stay illogical/mad/untruthful.
If you're so weak that you latch onto a label such as alpha to define yourself, you're the opposite of alpha.

[Anonymous No.2765763]

>>2765746
it will only get you morons and skanks though

[Anonymous No.2765765]

>>2765753
my thoughts exactly

ALPHA MALE /LIT/ SQUAD ASSEMBLEEEE

[Anonymous No.2765766]

>>2765753
>implying all boards aren't gender neutral

[Big Black Nigga !!duVTI2emj1h No.2765768]

>>2765749
>take it as
*them as

[Anonymous No.2765771]

>>2765746
sure are over compensating

[Anonymous No.2765773]

>>2765749
I dunno about you dude, but I've actually cried during this thread

[Anonymous No.2765774]

>>2765768

's what i meant by the last two parts basically

just trying to actually inject some thought into this

[[e-mail] !!jQErY3Wneyv No.2765777]

>>2765765
I was already here.

[Blaise Bailey !gFiNnEGAn. No.2765779]

>>2765745
wut

[Anonymous No.2765781]

>>2765777
>implying nietzsche isn't pleb-tier middle school philosophy

[Anonymous No.2765785]

>>2765773
lolwut

[[e-mail] !!jQErY3Wneyv No.2765787]

>>2765781
>implying Nietzsche would even be intelligible to middle school plebs

[Anonymous No.2765789]

Been listening to the mixtape for 30 minutes, now I get why /mu/ is always full of feels. Why do you do this to yourselves /mu/?

[Anonymous No.2765796]

>>2765765
good god! my wristwatch is beeping! i must make haste!

[Anonymous No.2765792]

>>2765781
I think he was implying he had a giant man cock.

[Anonymous No.2765797]

So who's still listening?

[Anonymous No.2765798]

>>2765789

So you heard the first two songs?

[Anonymous No.2765800]

>>2765797
me, i see some shit songs in the playlist but so far it's pretty good. honestly i'd be fine with /mu/ if they weren't so caught up in their feels.

[Anonymous No.2765802]

>>2765781
wut
are you trolling or something
because this right here
retarded
i dont think you get what he's saying
or maybe you haven't read it
either way
i mad

[Anonymous No.2765805]

>>2765800
oh god. this is the story of my life. i can't believe this is transcending to my internet reality too ;_;.

[Anonymous No.2765810]

>>2765787
>implying Freddy wasn't beta-max with the wymn

[Anonymous No.2765811]

>>2765800
But don't you see /lit/... We need you to repair us
We won't have to feel about no gf anymore

[Anonymous No.2765814]

>>2765805
This is exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about. Everyone feels sad at times. Do shit you enjoy, wallowing in your misery won't get you anywhere, and it's not an attractive attribute.

[Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J No.2765818]

I like it.

>tfw heard of Swans but never bothered to listen to them until now
>tfw Sufjan
>tfw unterpleb.

[Anonymous No.2765819]

>>2765781
Nietzsche is read by lots of teenagers. That is undeniable. This does not invalidate him as a thinker.

[Anonymous No.2765823]

>>2765800
I know he's far too emotional and intense. I mean I like hanging out with him and stuff but sometimes I just want to read alone.

[Anonymous No.2765824]

>>2765814
What if you have an over emotional view of love an any materialistic relationship will make you feel just... shallow?

[Anonymous No.2765834]

All I can say is... /mu/ needs to stop listening to such depressing shit. Ever think that might be a contributing factor to your feels? Listening to lyrics about heroin addiction and rejection certainly won't make you any more happy. And holy shit, you guys sure are gluttons for misery, considering you knew how this would end up and you did it anyway just to feel rejection.

Get your life under control, /mu/. /lit/ is here for you, but... seriously, you're too unstable for us.

[Anonymous No.2765835]

/mu/, you want to know why you will never have us? We honestly we wouldn't have minded if all you brought was an REM album and a cheap bottle of wine, if you had shown an interest in reading we would have fallen into your arms. But no, you're all the same...

[Anonymous No.2765838]

>>2765834
that's pretty much the plot to high fidelity word for word

shit, i'm gonna watch that movie, peace guys

[Anonymous No.2765839]

>>2765835
I read sometimes.
I'm reading right now, in fact.

[Anonymous No.2765844]

>>2765834
Shit dude, I gotta rethink my entire life.

[Anonymous No.2765845]

>>2765835
I read a lot of visual novels and play tons of final fantasy/dwarf fortress..does that count?
I'm also reading Mein Kampf right now because I want to at least once

[Anonymous No.2765847]

>>2765845
Go to bed Moses

[Anonymous No.2765849]

>>2765834
Its easier said then done even if we do stop listening to depressing stuff, our feels stay with us. No matter what we listen to we still think of you ;_;

[Anonymous No.2765851]

>>2765814
>>2765834

now comes the worst type of posters. the do-gooder barstool "psychoanalyst" drivel.

sage against the dying of the /lit/e

[Anonymous No.2765856]

>tfw i didn't cry when my grandma died but i cried during this thread

What the fuck is wrong with me ;_;

[Anonymous No.2765858]

>>2765845
Mein Kampf, really? It's really not that good. Anders Breivik, that Norway shooter wrote a manifesto called 2083, that's a little better than Mein Kampf.

[Anonymous No.2765863]

>>2765858
Yeah, but I've never read it and I want to hear Hitler's side of the whole story

[Anonymous No.2765864]

>>2765834

But melancholic music is usually the most beautiful music. We don't listen to sad music just because it's "sad". No, that would be very shallow.

[Anonymous No.2765868]

>make a playlist
>Sufjan
>ignore relatively well read /mu/core like Titus Andronicus and The Smiths
You idiots

[Anonymous No.2765870]

>>2765856

Us both man, us both.

We love you /mu/

[Anonymous No.2765872]

>>2765856
Mother died today. Or, maybe, yesterday; I can't be sure

[sooth !sayerWxMEo No.2765875]

i know i shouldn't but i'm really fucking curious.

what does /lit/ think of Cedric Bixler-Zavala's lyrics?

[Anonymous No.2765885]

>>2765875
No idea because I can't fucking understand him, he's actually harder to understand than bloody Melt-Banana

[sooth !sayerWxMEo No.2765893]

>>2765885
haha

keep in mind, this is supposed to tell a story

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Cygnus-Vismund-Cygnus-lyrics-Mars-Volta/418E9F58F401B08E48256
F8F00277D72

[Anonymous No.2765904]

I hope you il/lit/erates feel good. One /mu/tant killed himself after this thread. He just wanted a little bit of love to take the pain away...

[ObliviousJim No.2765907]

Well /mu/, I didn't like that mixtape but the message in some of the songs was beautiful and the magnetic fields catched some of my interest, and so it was that I looked a little bit more of them. "The only girl I ever loved was Andrew in drag" struck me as quite the poetic line. You caught a bit of my heart /mu/ and if I don't jump right into a relationship with you it is not that I don't like you, it is just that I am afraid I might only be worth something in my own little cave of books playing behind sheets with some lanterns and my brothers, reading spooky stories past bedtime. This is my own dull and awkward letter to you /mu/. I can't speak for my brothers but I've notice some of them blush everytime you walk by and, like little kids, try to catch your attention by pulling your hair and callng you bad names. Remember we are kids and don't ever believe for an instant that you are not beautiful

with all my love,
- O. Jim

[Anonymous No.2765908]

>>2765904
How do you know? Is there a thread?

[Anonymous No.2765909]

>>2765904

[Anonymous No.2765917]

When did you become such pussies /mu/, you were arrogant self-centred cunts when I used to browse (which going off of MPP's releases was around 2008)

[Anonymous No.2765926]

>>2765907
Oh Jim you adorable faggot...

[Anonymous No.2765930]

>>2765917
When an MS Paint face accurately embodied the entire mass of /mu/.

[Anonymous No.2765932]

>>2765907
You'd like 69 Love Songs by them.

[[e-mail] !!jQErY3Wneyv No.2765934]

>>2765872
Fuck this translation.

[Anonymous No.2765944]

this is mad gay yo

[Anonymous No.2765963]

>>2765934
Other than the unnecessary commas I actually think this is the best example of a non-cognate/non-literal translation.

[[e-mail] !!jQErY3Wneyv No.2765991]

>>2765963
It feels like stylistic mutilation to me. All of those clauses, and that ponderous "I can't be sure." I have two copies of my favorite translation, which I think est le meilleur:
>Maman died today. Or yesterday maybe, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.2766004]

>>2765991
>>2765963
Theres a whole thread about the translation of the opening line:

>>2764862

[Anonymous No.2766012]

>>2765907
I don't believe in the sun
How could it shine down on everyone

[[e-mail] !!jQErY3Wneyv No.2766022]

>>2766004
I participated in that thread without my trips on.

[Anonymous No.2766033]

>>2766022
That's reposts for you. so did i

[Anonymous No.2766085]

That was a pretty nice mixtape. Thanks /mu/

[Anonymous No.2766548]

>>2766085
Y-you're...welcome. Want to..uh..maybe go to a concert or something?

[Anonymous No.2766564]

>>2766548
Nah, i'm busy on that date.

You can carry my books though =]

[Anonymous No.2766566]

>>2766548
Please respond ;_;

[Anonymous No.2766570]

Listening to the first track now, not my usual thing, will there be anything electronic on there at some point?

[Anonymous No.2766574]

>>2766564
Wh-when are you available?

[Anonymous No.2766587]

all the music is pretty dated

[Anonymous No.2766592]

>>2766587
And?

[Anonymous No.2766602]

>>2766592
dated. what else is there to say?

[Anonymous No.2766604]

>>2766602
So let's just forget about chopin and bach, they're too dated.

[Anonymous No.2766607]

>>2766604
perhaps you don't know what dated means.

[Anonymous No.2766614]

>>2766607
Perhaps you have never dated.

[Anonymous No.2766617]

>>2766614
you'll never know since you don't know what it means

back to working on your mixtape

[Anonymous No.2766622]

y-you too

[Anonymous No.2766641]

why is /mu/ such an attention whore
>hey guize, /mu/ here
>guys I'm from /mu/ what book...
>yo what album you listenin to /lit/
can't you just fuck off to your own board?

[Anonymous No.2766649]

>>2766641
because we..love you.
We love you!
We won't give up on you /lit/! No matter how much you abuse us, we won't give up!

[Anonymous No.2766864]

We don't want nice guys here. Come back when you've manned up, /mu/.

[Anonymous No.2766871]

>>2766864
We can choke you while we fuck you, is that what you want?
We have steady jobs and a lot of us l-lift..
We're just..a little socially awkward! That's all!
We need you to heal that aspect of us!
It..could be mutually benefitial..you know?
:3c

[Anonymous No.2766889]

OK, we need to make a reading list for /mu/.

[Anonymous No.2766891]

>>2766871

>benefitial

Spelling error detected. Vagina closed.

[Anonymous No.2766894]

>>2766891
I..I'm fucking sorry! Oh god I didn't even notice it until now! I haven't slept in..two..days..We don't even have to have sex..Just let me show you a good time. Maybe if you like, we can cuddle after.

[Anonymous No.2766899]

>>2766889
>OK, we need to make a reading list for /mu/.

[Anonymous No.2766903]

/mu/, if you had included this song in the mixtape I would have vowed to be your forever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riXYWLo622w

[Anonymous No.2766909]

>>2766899
>that feel when you love /lit/ but they're a bunch of feminists who only care about having a baby-daddy/breadwinner

[Anonymous No.2766912]

>>2766909
>bunch of feminists who only care about having a baby-daddy/breadwinner

That's a slight contradiction, is it not?

[Anonymous No.2766917]

>>2766912
If you have ever talked to modern radical feminists, you'd know it's not.

The whole BE A MAN thing is really just another way to say
GET A JOB AND WORK YOUR ASS OFF FOR ME WHILE I YELL ABOUT HOW ENTITLED AND TERRIBLE YOU ARE

[Anonymous No.2766920]

You hung us up too long arseholes

We're going the way of /cgl/ as a failsafe

[Anonymous No.2766922]

>>2766920
Fuck, you might as well go to /soc/.
I'd rather spend 2000 eternities alone than date /cgi/, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.2766923]

>>2766920
No we aren't

[Anonymous No.2766924]

>>2766922
/cgl/*

[Anonymous No.2766925]

>trying to impress /lit/
>not even including this
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAzm0eEANMQ
>ISHIGGY

[Anonymous No.2766926]

>>2766923
>>26083411
He got

[Anonymous No.2766927]

>>2766920
>'failsafe'
>We're already shut down.

[Anonymous No.2766936]

>>2766920
But I thought this could be us:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkwj807xf60

- /lit/ trying to sing while /mu/ tries to play guitar, but looking impossibly adorable doing so.

[Anonymous No.2766938]

>>2766936
She really ruined herself with those tattoos

[Anonymous No.2766939]

>>2766936
/cgl/ was just to cushion the blow, you're the only one for us bby

[Anonymous No.2766940]

>>2766936
You only want what you can't have.

[Anonymous No.2766941]

>>2766938

Implying lit wouldn't have tattoos.

[Anonymous No.2766943]

> No Calamity Song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJpfK7l404I

[Anonymous No.2766953]

>>2766938
>She really ruined herself with those tattoos

>tfw she's a guaranteed lay.

[Anonymous No.2766955]

>>2766953

Wtf is with her thighs?

[Anonymous No.2766958]

>>2766936
pls /lit/

[Anonymous No.2766959]

>>2766943
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
fuck. I like the Decemberists though, we both go down together and engine driver are both good songs.

[Anonymous No.2766960]

>>2765858
It's a carbon copy of the unabomber manifesto, man wasn't a political killer he was just mad, mad and starved of attention.

[Anonymous No.2766966]

I've read The Birth of Tragedy,The World as Will and Representation, and Being and Time if that means anything...

[Anonymous No.2766975]

What is /lit/'s favourite album

[Anonymous No.2766979]

>>2766975

[Anonymous No.2766985]

>>2766975
We had a favourite album thread a few days ago, and it had everything from hiphop to classical. Our music tastes are similar to yours, but we tend to enjoy less obscure bands.

[Anonymous No.2766994]

>>2766985

>/mu/ enjoying obscure bands
>All those Radiohead circlejerks

It's like you don't even know us.

[Anonymous No.2767025]

>>2766917
>defund WGS departments
>complain that all they're interested in is money

it's not going to work :(

[Anonymous No.2768390]

We still haven't given up on you, you know!
;_;

[Anonymous No.2769321]

DO NOT WANT.

[Anonymous No.2769613]

God, trolling /lit/ is too fucking easy because all the 17 year olds in here thinks they're Sartre or some shit

[Anonymous No.2769619]

>The Book of Love
>The original Magnetic Fields one
You get to live.

[Anonymous No.2769643]

Jesus what the fuck is that hipster bullshit. /lit/ likes high-brow shit. Cage was a good idea, you should've thrown in some Xenakis to round out the contemporary stuff, some romantic-era classical, a bit of free jazz, a weird Zappa live...

[Anonymous No.2769651]

>>2766975
Cosmo's Factory

[Anonymous No.2769911]

>>2769643
>Zappa
>high brow
Keep telling yourself that