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Ask the new crooning, lethargic prince of /lit/ anything.

>> No.2272922

Have you checked my dubs?

>> No.2272921

Why are you such a faggot?

>> No.2272923
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2272923

What is your sickness?

>> No.2272927

>>2272922
Nice dubs
But check mine

>> No.2272932

>>2272927
Nice try

>> No.2272937

>>2272932
So close

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>> No.2272953

>>2272937
forgot my sage
and my dubs

>Tumblr
I expected as much from a flaming homosexual

>> No.2272959

>>2272923

I've always been sick. Moving is hard sometimes. I have moved around all my life and I'm far too overdeveloped in my underdevelopment to call my self fully sound. But many of us suffer this same sickness my friend.

>> No.2272967

>>2272921

I'm a proud 'faggot'. The sooner you accept your weakness the sooner you can begin to use it.

>> No.2272977

>>2272953
No dubs?
Awwww

Don't worry you can have mine!

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>>2272959
You sound like Gilbert Dauterive

>> No.2272990

>>2272977
Thanks.
I only wish I could repay the favour.

>> No.2272992

I speak English and French fluently; I write in both languages.
I have lived in a fair few different countries.
I prefer novellas to novels and novels to poetry.
My favourite genres of music are post-punk, jazz and art-rock.

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>>2272917

My, my, my, how quaint we have become...

>> No.2273001

Also, proto-punk.

Any questions?

>> No.2273014

I assume /lit/ approves.

>> No.2273021
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>>2273014
We simply think you should eat more of this...

>> No.2273029

We haven't had any good parading tripfags recently. Thanks.

>> No.2273030

>>2273028

We're going to get along just fine.

You should know that I've been here for a while, but I have just today decided I am the lethargic prince.

>> No.2273032

I kind of miss the days with D&E and Sunhawk and Brownbear. Like the christmas card we made.

>> No.2273038

>>2273032
I hope you die of psoriasis you cunt.

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>>2273038
Anonymity makes you say very hurtful things. But weren't they fun? A few familiar faces? I didn't even come here that often and I feel nostalgic about it. All the pictures and the troll threads. Good times.

Pic related, it's my favorite book.

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>>2273046

NO! LET HIM SPEAK!!!

>>2273038

>> No.2273056

>>2273046
I was here all the time, and I'm not nostalgic, because all those pieces of shit did was take up space in the board. Go choke on a cock.

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>>2273056

PREACH ON, BROTHER BEAVIS!!!

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>>2273046
>>2273046
I thought I had you filtered.
No matter, another one to add to the collection.

>> No.2273125

>>2272992

I do not play this game, but you strike me as a particular asshole. If you want to play for prince of lit (which I have no interest in claiming the title), then realize that there are those superior to you, as is the nature of things.

I am fluent in 5 languages, I have a degree summa cum laude from an Ivy league undergrad, a masters with honors from Oxford, and am at one the current top phd program in my chosen field. I have a personal library of around 5k books. I have lived in several countries and numerous cities.

I do not hold arbitrary preferences as to type of writing. I have read life-changing works as novels, novellas, poetry, plays, and non-fiction.

If you're wondering, I got 1360 SAT, 1390 GRE. Probably beat me thre. I don't know my IQ, and I don't particularly care. I'm an INTP.

You are not worldly, or intelligent, or the "prince" of anything. Go die.

As for others: this is not an invitation to compete. I am sure that either you, or someone you know, is superior to me in a number of ways; congratulations. I merely want to show this fucking moron that he's not the shit.

>> No.2273128

my dad owns a nerf ball factory

>> No.2274108

>>2273125

Did I mention I'm absolutely gorgeous?

>> No.2274115

>>2273125

Rapture, you're my favourite tripfag by far. I'm not claiming to be better than you at anything especially, that is not my aim. I would have claimed King of /lit/ if that had been my intention. I am merely it's lethargic prince; it's terminally ill charming lothario.

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>>2272917
>Ask the new crooning, lethargic prince of /lit/ anything.
Wanna cyber?

>> No.2274144

>>2273125

>I am sure that either you, or someone you know, is superior to me in a number of ways; congratulations. I merely want to show this fucking moron that he's not the shit.

Why you old rogue, stop it with the excuses and false modesty. You fancied a brag and so bragged away and there's nothing wrong with that. Everybody needs to get their swag up on occasion son..

>> No.2274158

>>2274144

rogue is a faggot.

>> No.2274170

>>2273125

I really hate you Rogue. I bet you're single and lonely but console yourself by being 'intelligent'. Even if you are not single, I bet the sex you have is awful and self-indulgent. People like you who can't mix the ideas of high-art and low-art (or high-life and low-life) grain on my nerves so much. You have no grasp of how the world really works and you've wasted your life, absolutely wasted it. I'm sorry to be the one telling you this, but life doesn't care that you've got a huge library if you use it to brag. I see you hijacking threads in order to brag about cars and everything. Listen, if you take such pride in being 'intelligent' (pretentious) and yet you're still not the best around why do you waste your life? You're not in Mensa.

So grow the fuck up.

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>>2273125

>I am INTP

No wonder you don't want to know your IQ.

>> No.2274179

Competing for prince of /lit/?

I guess this is a game....of thrones.

>> No.2274183

>>2274178

lol at rogue

>> No.2274297

This new trip seems cool. He's not pretending to be the smartest person on the board but accepts he has an interesting viewpoint. Rogue is being a fag.

>> No.2274322

Top Chef here, lets get cookin'.

>> No.2274324

used to have some kind of respect for rogue, but hes being a dick recently. i approve of BRUHOFFTOP