So you consider yourself an aspiring writer? Describe this woman in your best prose.

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Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:40:31 2020 No.16386415 [Reply] [Original]

So you consider yourself an aspiring writer?
Describe this woman in your best prose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:42:10 2020 No.16386424 Big ol, toddies and some phat ass eyeballs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:44:42 2020 No.16386436 >>16386424 What kind of writer are you aspiring to be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:46:30 2020 No.16386448 wow big mommy milkie pls gib stop making threads like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:47:33 2020 No.16386454 Milkery milkers gimmie milk milk milk milk makes me coom

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:48:57 2020 No.16386464

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:51:23 2020 No.16386476

>>16386415
I have a weird addiction to these sorts of women. It makes me feel dirty. I was raised a good catholic, and I've never been promiscuous. But, these women, Mediterranean, fair skin, big eyelashes, black hair. Good god. It's not fair. I don't wish to be tempted. My girlfriend has found out my type as well. As sure as the moon follows the sun, my girlfriend speedily intervenes when she sees me talking to a women of similar extraction. Why? Why am I like this?

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:52:01 2020 No.16386480

>>16386415
The whole aspiring writer idea is bullshit. You either write or you don't. Maybe you're bad, maybe not. You're a writer either way.

She had the face of a harlot and tits that could drain a canal. No one can say why she decided to walk the bridge. Tragic that a fish's lips were the first and last to taste her flesh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:52:02 2020 No.16386481 This is a bot data mining for AI. Do not reply

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:53:27 2020 No.16386490

>>16386415
Her wild raven locks hung past her shoulders. She was watching me, brow cocked in that nonchalant way she does to let me know that she knows that I know. Then she giggled, her generous chest bounced once, twice--and then I woke up, depressed, and horny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:56:45 2020 No.16386500 >>16386415 poopity scoop

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:57:26 2020 No.16386507 >>16386480 impressive

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 22:57:59 2020 No.16386514

stinky dinky whore coomer bait instagram dot com big fat milker nasty pig disgusting sex girl for infection whippets brain cells destroyed whipped cream canister oxygen deprivation nasty bitch listening to bad music gross wench across table demands to be impressed simps losers pathetic piece of shit idolizing pedestal makeup tricks money stealing parasite monkey loose hole disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:00:53 2020 No.16386523 File: 250 KB, 633x758, 1592481935429.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16386415 Soulless plastic whore Tempting me with her milkers I will not concede

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:01:38 2020 No.16386528 The journey was far too long... I came across fields of green while the sun was golden... Cows of many hues crossed my eyes.... Their utters they offered... I drank until my eternal thirst was quenched...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:02:52 2020 No.16386536 >>16386490 7 >>16386464 6 >>16386476 What are you tempted about? Your gf has the exact same body parts as this woman

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:02:54 2020 No.16386528,1 [INTERNAL]

>>16386481
In that case

Like all Jews, she has poor genetics that make her features wonky and cause mental illness. She is also greedy, a parasite, neurotic, a pedophile, and undermines her host nation. This is why she will be kicked out of her country again.

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:03:28 2020 No.16386539

She was a woman like any other. Simply seeing a picture of her was enough to make me feel exhausted, as though my time had just been wasted. Despite having never met her I had skipped straight to sensation of post-coitus nihilism, because she was a woman like any other.

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:03:44 2020 No.16386540

>>16386415
She was the very embodiment of the gods, an avatar of Olympus. She bore hair of jet that rolled down her shoulders like the rivers of Hades. Her eyes were piercing and sharp like those of Hermes though enlarged so that they had a loving side. An aproditic nose and red lips pressed against skin fairer than Dionisian silk completed her visage. Speaking as a lover, rolling a finger tenderly down her divine skin brought her grandest gift of all. An endowment from Hera herself, on a petite frame sat two gargantuan eyes of cyclopes with pupils of pink. Softer than the fairest oriental silk, they were a bed for only the heartiest of men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:04:31 2020 No.16386543 squeeze squeeze

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:06:48 2020 No.16386553 >>16386540 Hey this is not bad actually

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:07:22 2020 No.16386556 >>16386540 Based and Hellenicpilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:09:04 2020 No.16386566 >>16386553 I am a retard who failed English 111 twice in college. Big boobies are great motivation.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Thu Sep 17 23:11:47 2020 No.16386580 >>16386523 >Attracted to "soulless whores" >"I will not concede" he conceded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:12:30 2020 No.16386583 >>16386415 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqc6yRIHiW0

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:14:20 2020 No.16386591 >>16386566 Not to excuse such poor study behaviors... But eng 111 is so fucking boring

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:15:25 2020 No.16386599 >>16386580 >Stupid tripnigger >I want to wring its throat and >Rape it unconcious

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:15:26 2020 No.16386600 >>16386536 But I want more of them

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Thu Sep 17 23:21:24 2020 No.16386632 File: 193 KB, 1235x1556, 2li4q3qzode51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16386599 >Admits to having a micro penor >And hands. Who would think to strangle a butterfly? what the H?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:27:29 2020 No.16386664 at the stage of the highest nobility he collapsed into the seed collector, a shame they said as he looked down on them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:30:52 2020 No.16386684 >>16386415 Big Jewish tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:32:10 2020 No.16386694 >>16386684 she's italian, not jewish

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:48:50 2020 No.16386780 >>16386415 i don't write women so this is a moot point

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:53:50 2020 No.16386800

>>16386415
>>16386481
She was a sturdy ship indeed. Built to brave the icy waves that roiled between our warm subtropical colonies and that great hope in the far north -- arctic gold. Her bow was hewn whole from a giant tree in the heart of the jungle. Her boards were tarred with a black mixture that reeked of gunpowder and rotting carcasses.

Her provision was better than what we had on land -- except that it so dried and so salted that we wondered if the poor, rotting teeth of the seasoned crew would withstand it. I later learned that the men would often soak their rations in water and eat it as a kind of soup.

All in all, these were remarkable days and this ship was the constant center of all the men's attention. But even then, I feared that our excitement was blinding us to the difficulties -- of which we yet understood little -- that we were to face on the northern seas.

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:54:38 2020 No.16386804

Near Banbridge town, in the County Down
One evening last July
Down a bóithrín green came a sweet cailín
And she smiled as she passed me by.
She looked so neat in her two bare feet
To the sheen of her nut-brown hair
Such a coaxing elf, I'd to shake myself
To make sure I was standing there.
From Bantry Bay down to Derry Quay
From Galway to Dublin town
No maid I've seen like the fair cailín
That I met in the County Down.
As she onward sped I shook my head
And I gazed with a feeling queer
And I said, says I, to a passerby
"Who's your one with the nut-brown hair?"
He smiled at me, and with pride says he,
"She's the gem of old Ireland's crown.
Young Rosie McCann from the banks of the Bann
And the star of the County Down."
From Bantry Bay down to Derry Quay
From Galway to Dublin town
No maid I've seen like the fair cailín
That I met in the County Down.
She'd a soft brown eye and
a look so sly and a smile like the rose in June
And you held each note from her auburn throat,
as she lilted lamenting tunes
At the pattern dance you'd be in trance
as she skipped through a jig or reel
When her eyes she'd roll, as she'd lift soul
And your heart she would likely steal
From Bantry Bay down to Derry Quay
From Galway to Dublin town
No maid I've seen like the fair cailín
That I met in the County Down.
At the harvest fair she'll be surely there
and I'll dress my Sunday clothes
With my hat cocked right and my shoes shon bright
for a smile from the nut-brown Rose
No horse I'll yoke, or pipe I smoke,
'til the rust in my plough turn brown
And a smiling bride by my own fireside
sits the star of the County Down
From Bantry Bay down to Derry Quay
From Galway to Dublin town
No maid I've seen like the fair cailín
That I met in the County Down.
She'd a soft brown eye and
a look so sly and a smile like the rose in June
And you held each note from her auburn throat,
as she lilted lamenting tunes
At the pattern dance you'd be in trance
as she skipped through a jig or reel
When her eyes she'd roll, as she'd lift soul
And your heart she would likely steal

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 23:57:19 2020 No.16386819 I’m trying to seduce a /lit/ woman, how should I go about it? She’s into philosophy, whereas I am more of a reader of poetry, if that helps

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Fri Sep 18 00:02:54 2020 No.16386851 File: 290 KB, 1571x2000, 958AFBDA-C43E-481F-A372-86660D559B89.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16386819 Be honest, confident and up front.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 00:04:49 2020 No.16386866 >>16386415 before me lay a maiden fair seashell derm and coal tar hair our visage met, heaven on earth but one cannot deny the true nature of her she was a whore her kind as well

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 00:24:11 2020 No.16386968 >>16386415 Vulture, three headed—two hairless pudenda—and pudgy, eyes devoid of soul, come to plunder my granary of its humble store, discovered as a whore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 00:25:50 2020 No.16386977 >>16386415 Vulture, three headed—two hairless pudenda—and pudgy, eyes devoid of soul, come to plunder my granary of its humble store, so discovered as a whore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 00:38:14 2020 No.16387023 >>16386415 A deer eyed woman with a dark green shirt sits across from you in a booth. She has breasts as big as balloons that burst in front of you. Would you like a sip of white wine, op?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 01:54:53 2020 No.16387297 cummies

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 02:12:57 2020 No.16387351

What reeks of death more than thy face, Sofia? Ah, how much does starry the sunset o'er autumn bring fear into my soul, shakes my bones, brings me closer to thy crowne, and how much more time does one have for thy soft skin? would i look for more reason to be at all?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 02:22:54 2020 No.16387381 >>16386819 just dont read nietzschsze and try to have fun with it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 02:47:02 2020 No.16387446 >>16386415 >Enough milk to sink the Titanic twice

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 02:49:18 2020 No.16387450 >>16386415 Her face looked like an unfinished japanese drawing; her breasts an halfway spinal disorder ARTHRITIS, I cried to the gods

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 03:08:32 2020 No.16387508 Huge-chested thot with disproportionately sized eyes

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 03:44:35 2020 No.16387605

>>16386415
She was slim but everything else about her read: full and soft. Long dark hair, large dark eyes, heavy breasts and lips that curled up in that in inviting way. All of it inviting enough to nearly mask the uncanny perfection of her proportions. Almost enough to mask the quiet terror of seeing a woman silently asking to be consumed.
Her nose was tight and perked and covered in freckles. I wondered if she knew. Her hair hung naturally, just unkempt enough to seem as thought she hadn't bothered. I wondered if she had.
She watched me wonder, I suppose I did too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 04:21:34 2020 No.16387738 >>16386415 Juicy, bountiful milkers and the face of a squashed bug.

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 04:46:50 2020 No.16387803

Tempered windows shatter often, by heat, by wind, or in figure eight patterns, when I gazed upon my sofa in that little region of this coffee shop with familiarity, I was jolted by this woman who gazed back with the possibility of malice and a motherly sort of gall; with regards to the proportionality of self defense, throwing my pen like a dart at those, orbs, wasn't out of the question. I wished at once for collapse. Out of state student? A great sculpture this one was no one looked like her around here in Missouri. Physically, she was complete, sufficient, relatively maximalist, but not extreme, her physique was proper and natural. Above that body were, pleasantly so, two uneven brunette eyes, the right one bigger and her head tilted to offset the difference; she had done that before, she had surely trained her self to present this ideal. I will hate her until she leaves this space; the coffeehouse, the university, the state, all of this is damned now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 04:52:23 2020 No.16387817 >>16386804 based star of the county down anon

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 05:01:50 2020 No.16387854

>>16387803
>I walk to there and sit at the wood chair opposite from her
>brief eye contact, end it quickly
>begin reading Blood Meridian
>"The kid turned it in his hand. Some man's heart, dried and blackened. He passed it back and the old man cradled it in his palm as if he'd weigh it.
>she looks back up at me
>"oh, I've been meaning to read that one, I love McCarthy, specifically No Country for Old Men, I've done a sort of writing based on his and--"
>"you're in my spot"
>"oh, well it is a quite nice--"
>"you're in my spot" I say, sternly this time
>"I can move over if you'd like or--"
>"you would still be in my area"
>"I doubt you own this place, judging by the half price books sticker"
>"tell me, have you ever written a piece of prose as true as this looming piece?"
>"what?"
>"there is four things that can destroy the earth, he said. Women, whiskey, money and niggers"
>she leaves speechless
>got my cafe sofa back

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 05:03:32 2020 No.16387860

There was something disquieting about Aurora's beauty, a coalescence of youth and sexual maturity, which disturbed as much as it allured. Shh, her chest said. Stop talking and take me to bed. Yet when she beheld you, with morning moons, you wanted only to hold her hand. To embrace her heart with tenderness. Was she the madonna? or the whore? or some chimerical admixture designed to ensnare?

[spoilers]I wrote this before I read the rest and only now realise how derivative it is. oh well [/spoilers]

>>16386480
>tits that could drain a canal
I laughed even though idk what this means.

>>16386490
>and then I woke up
Come on, dude

>>16386528
Pretty good

>>16386539
I mean you nail the ultimate loneliness of misogyny, so well done ig?

>>16386540
Points for effort. Perhaps too many references. Could flow a bit better too

>>16386804
tl;dr

>>16386866
pretty good desu

>>16386977
lol yeah it's really good

>>16387023
nope

>>16387351
I like it, but less so than others

>>16387450
lol excellent

>>16387605
like most of these, you actually described her, so well done

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 05:13:16 2020 No.16387889 >>16386436 Internet troll

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 05:32:04 2020 No.16387936 >>16386819 Recite Kant from memory Then impress her with your reasoning and solve the problem of evil

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 05:33:05 2020 No.16387940 >>16386415 jew

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 05:46:30 2020 No.16387970

>>16386415
The first thing you notice are her tumorous breasts, protruding from her chest like the bellies of a pair of pregnant rats, about to burst and release their foul load. Her arms were flabby and uniform in thickness across their entire length, redolent of discarded, putrefying, hot dog links.
She had deigned to cover her bony, angular shoulders and portly torso in a blouse reminiscent of the diarrhea squirts of a sick animal.
The face was inhuman and expressionless. Features flat and sharp, as if she truly were a Venusian.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 05:51:34 2020 No.16387987 >>16386415 MOMMY MILKERS

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 05:52:04 2020 No.16387990 >>16387940 What do you call a Jew who lacks verbal intelligence? Italian!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 05:55:03 2020 No.16387993 >>16386540 I like it, although it's laid on a bit thick for my personal taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 06:02:13 2020 No.16388006 >>16386415 tiddies

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 06:08:31 2020 No.16388021

The features of her face and body radiated that peculiar, self-defeating kind of innocence. Something about the width of her eye, the plumpness of her breast, the little freckle smudges and the grin that seemed asynchronous with her vacant, yet still warm, look. Something that made one confront that most stalwart of human beliefs: that nothing warm and plump could ever be evil.

>>16387803
The escalation to "I hate her" was so unexpected that I laughed out loud

English is not my first language, so apologies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 06:11:44 2020 No.16388028 big ol' tiddies that you just want to bury your head in and motorboat as she laughs and shoves your head into her bush

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 06:18:20 2020 No.16388047 >>16386481 >This is a bot data mining for AI. >Do not reply Why not? What's the harm in some bot learning to write like an il/lit/erate?

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 06:26:07 2020 No.16388066

Deep eyes stirring a rendition of my soul I myself not tasted before
I forget myself, stripped of all pretense
It’s not even pleasure. My body shakes because it’s troubled
Sleeping triggers for how many generations activated and pulled by a creased lip
She’s harmless. She can’t hurt me unless I let her. And I want to let her.
Her eyes make me search and all I find is her body
She awakes my wants that I do not know to manage but they know
I let them take over. She’s taken over

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 06:30:14 2020 No.16388076 >>16386415 I want to decorate those tits with my cum, bros

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 06:34:50 2020 No.16388085

>>16386415
Thistlehaired and gazongled nymph in full form, she do, she has, and she will. Brasilliere on restrainant, quoth fury; spill flesh partitioned -- unwanted partition! Cry naught, yet 'havoc!' before the lettings and slippings of conflict curs, conflict inquest being loinal natively, dualistic rather. My loin, yon loin implicated in the tautly stretchings of fabric, hardened rod martensitic and molten, searching for a mold. In the mynd's eye come tracings hairy -- the hairy whore! -- little ach downey patches running lines from smallback to unruly snatch, a cunny dripping piscene. Oh! how I'd love to see it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 06:49:00 2020 No.16388138 >>16388085 > Unhand me! Ah fuck! Rapscallion! Leperous sodomite! Reprobate! You have not seen the last of me! You shall rue the day you crossed me! I bid you adieu, madam! Adieu!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 07:03:31 2020 No.16388179 >>16387860 You didn't assess mine >>16386800

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 07:12:10 2020 No.16388203 >>16386415 I want to make her blind with my semen.

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 07:21:46 2020 No.16388229
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>>16386415
The Thot Poster

The thot poster struck again!
It's his third thread of the day.
A cute girl as the OP
Her bosom on display
As if the mods care
This is the /lit/
So click reply
type some shit
And post anyway

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 08:23:36 2020 No.16388483

>>16386415
You consider the gulf between you, and there's something grimly comical there about the sheer extremes of the human phenotype. But it's a reflexive humour, built up over bad years layer by layer on a bedrock of denial. Just to cope with the fact it's not very funny at all.

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 08:43:23 2020 No.16388579

>>16388179
>>16386800
idgi desu e.g. when u say

>Her boards were tarred with a black mixture that reeked of gunpowder and rotting carcasses.

what am I supposed to think about the woman? that she literally smells? that her hair smells? that she's impure? but that the impurity comes from her work? are you calling her a whore?

>>16387970
It's too much. It's what I'd expect the best post would look like if this thread was posted on /b/. That's not a compliment

>>16388021
>that most stalwart of human beliefs: that nothing warm and plump could ever be evil

dude what. no one has ever thought or said this before

>>16388085
u win in style if not in content

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 08:50:23 2020 No.16388614 >>16388579 Style IS content

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 09:22:10 2020 No.16388759 >>16388614 ok joyce

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 09:31:57 2020 No.16388805 >>16388483 this one is my favorite, appreciate you anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 09:40:10 2020 No.16388842 >>16386415 "She looked like a whore"

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 10:22:43 2020 No.16389058 File: 36 KB, 908x714, wjkmsk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16388805 thank you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 10:32:49 2020 No.16389121 >>16386632 Could you imagine biting this woman's nipples until she winces in pain? As a joke, of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 10:49:10 2020 No.16389204 >>16386866 BASADO A S A D O this was written by gigachad himself

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 11:56:05 2020 No.16389564 >>16386632 ugly face

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 12:13:33 2020 No.16389696 Is this Shapiro's sister?

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Fri Sep 18 12:16:08 2020 No.16389708 File: 216 KB, 1242x1546, 9C5C64CE-EC30-4BE3-A3CF-B5D0E6160054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16389564 What are you, trans?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 12:55:30 2020 No.16390042 titty, titty, cumshot

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 12:59:15 2020 No.16390070 >>16389708 those titties are gonna be sagging down to her knees in a few decades

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Fri Sep 18 13:01:51 2020 No.16390084
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>>16390070
And your balls are gonna go grey
Love is love and she’s a beautiful Italian woman that didn’t get any plastic surgery like OPs girl

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 13:33:46 2020 No.16390323

No, those can't be called boobs. Boobies maybe, tits is the most fitting term. Boobs are a casual extension of femininity. Those tits breed a carnal desire to mash flesh, skin on skin.

Why do the thoughts of jealous women creep in, claiming her back can not handle the weight they carry every day. The shapes of youth will always fade. Perhaps a projection of their own strength. How could something so wonderful belong to another, be out of their control.

It is not too much to ask, to enjoy the form of another. Colostrum soothes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 14:00:23 2020 No.16390461 >>16390070 They already are. Venti tier

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 14:13:48 2020 No.16390558 >>16386415 Glorious jew tits Milk for the goyim slurp slurp Need to masterbate

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 14:35:43 2020 No.16390704 >>16386540 that was not half bad. actually it was competent af. however, its kinda off putting how apparent it is that you try to romanticize your own writing. it gives an off feel

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 14:40:11 2020 No.16390729 >>16390084 do u just rub ur clit all day while browsing through ur milker folders

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 14:43:05 2020 No.16390751 >>16386415 so people really believe contemporary literature actually cares about prose? kek

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 15:24:09 2020 No.16390994
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>>16386415
She was certainly handsome, but by what strange devices I might have described her beauty, I know not; the secret virtues that dwell within raven locks, ivory skin, an ample bosom, a sweet countenance &c., are readily apprehended by the eye, but cannot be pent into the strait compass of the word. All honour to our nymph! but her beauty shall remain unsung.
To confound the rules of writing with those of pictorial representation, which disagree in so many parts, is surely a symptom of our latter days, and a sign of literary degeneration - one misses the days of Homer, when the art of painting was not yet established to mislead the poet. Read Lessing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 15:26:09 2020 No.16391011 >>16389708 cute globe

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 15:54:35 2020 No.16391210 >>16386436 A damn good one

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 15:56:25 2020 No.16391222 >>16386415 Why is the glass so big?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 15:57:09 2020 No.16391224 >>16386476 >Mediterranean Son, that's a Hebrew.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 16:05:36 2020 No.16391301 >>16390084 Now this is podracing!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 16:09:01 2020 No.16391334 workman prose chads rise up

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 16:16:38 2020 No.16391396

>>16386415
She was the kind of girl to stuff her large breasts in a shirt meant to boost small ones. She applied makeup to her gigantic eyes like a Korean girl saving up for eyelid surgery. You could barely make out the pencil underneath her thick black eyebrows. Like a billionaire picking up pennies off the sidewalk, she wasn't competing on results. She was competing on effort.

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 17:23:34 2020 No.16391858
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>>16386415
As soon as I saw her I knew that whenever I would get my cock between those tits, that she would just smugly smile at me while she just lays there, only using her shoulders or arms to press her tits together for me. I am literally just an ox for her, plowing her fields for her. She knows that I am bewitched by her, the Belle juive might as well just grab by hard cock and guide me through the temples she worships at, fancy designer stores with names I can't pronounce, and empties my wallet there. I can only thank god and those chain stores that she empties my balls for me.

It's only natural that I love her, it is quite literally in my blood, hasadic women just drive me mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 17:26:04 2020 No.16391868 >>16391396 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 19:56:59 2020 No.16392677 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 20:01:03 2020 No.16392696 >>16390704 I was shitfaced when I wrote it. If this thread is still up in a few hours I may revise my answer and do it better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 22:47:19 2020 No.16393403 >>16386415 She had the sort of confidence one can only get by cheating gravity, but gravity, like time, always win. Her confidence would follow the same path as her center of gravity and she knew it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 22:49:44 2020 No.16393411 A big tittied Jew bitch sat disappointedly in the few sun rays that penetrated the room

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 23:00:10 2020 No.16393448 >>16386415 BIG SUCKIES LEMME SUCK SUCKIES

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 23:05:29 2020 No.16393479

>>16386415

In every way that mattered, she looked photoshopped. It was impossible to look upon her without feeling that her appearance was the same kind of illusion that polluted social media so liberally in that era and so I looked on her with an involuntary sense of disgust in my stomach.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 23:06:02 2020 No.16393481 >>16386415 mommy mommy mommy, wrap me in a diaper and feed me with your feedies

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 23:07:11 2020 No.16393486 Not Her

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 23:12:24 2020 No.16393512 >>16386415 >>16386481 riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 23:15:52 2020 No.16393529 >>16386415 Fucking kike

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 23:24:22 2020 No.16393555 >>16386415 milk truk just arive

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 23:25:23 2020 No.16393558 wana kiss your pentys

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 23:35:24 2020 No.16393604 File: 2.94 MB, 640x800, 1600092718643.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16386415 bros.. imagine if you made fun of her poop bag, so she made you wear a diaper, and then teased you about it until you splurted all over your pampers

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 23:36:12 2020 No.16393607 >>16386480 laughed out loud. Great. Only one in this thread that manages not to sound an incel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 23:40:52 2020 No.16393629 >>16386415 This is what they mean when they keep calling Hera "heifer-eyed" in the Iliad

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 23:52:10 2020 No.16393667 >>16391224 Israel is a Mediterranean country, you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 23:55:27 2020 No.16393679 Another motherly whore for the young men still sold on the muse. They can see release in her eyes. All I see is the moist reflection of the camera.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 00:00:03 2020 No.16393691 File: 586 KB, 3072x3072, dcg2o2r4eni21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16393667 >Israel is a (...) country lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 00:03:58 2020 No.16393707 I'm not a writer. Yes, she's an attractive Jewish girl. Her pics are all over /int, usually posted by Davidflags who are trying to prove that Jewish women can be physically attractive. Enough of this fuckery already.

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 00:23:13 2020 No.16393770

The askew slant of the eyebrows and the subtle curve of her lips that formed the nigh imperceptible smirk came together in a focused dare. A dare, that's what it was, sharpened to a fine point and framed by her black-as-void hair. She was daring me not to look. She was ready to open her mouth and laugh and mock and deride me in front of them all the moment she saw my eyes drift so much as a centimeter towards her chest. Still, I saw through the imminent indignation. She wanted me to look, but she didn't want me to know she wanted me to look. She wanted to surreptitiously revel in the attention while she humiliated and destroyed me for the audience. I never gave her the satisfaction, but in that moment I could say without question that her beauty was unparalleled on this earth.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sat Sep 19 00:30:05 2020 No.16393799 >>16390729 I don’t take all day about it. >>16393604 So Michael Jackson looking. Are there any before pics? >>16391222 Some glasses are just bigger than others

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 00:57:15 2020 No.16393894 >>16393707 Seriously...where do all you twisted wierdos come from? Can't you find some other hole to crawl into?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 03:13:06 2020 No.16394304 >>16386415 There was a hair that looked like a vein on her fat titties.

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 03:16:01 2020 No.16394317

The grotesque meatglands toppled out of her insufficient blouse as she stared you in the eye, vacant and dimwitted. Her pestilent breath wafted to you across the table. As you struggled to keep yourself from gagging, she uttered a brief question:

"Anon, what do you think of David Foster Wallace?"

Your eyeballs bulged from their sockets as you attempted to process her farcical question. Surely she knew that, a priori, such a question was an infantile mockery of your intelligence. Surely she knew that only a midwit would mention such a pathetic author.

"I kinda like Harry Potter"

Your heart beat fast as you tried to find an appropriate rebuttal for her vapid remarks. She stared you in the eye as she molded her whorish lips around the wineglass.

"Anon, what's your favorite Chuck Palanhiuk novel?"

You froze and with it your pounding chest came to a halt. Looking the woman in the eye, you saw a devil grinning back. Your mind raced, as she whispered:

"Anon, Ted Kascynski was right"

Her words echoed in your skull as you gasped your final breath. The piercing harpy gaze was the last thing you saw as your mind faded to black

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 03:23:52 2020 No.16394351 >>16393894 Lmao have you read the other comments ITT?

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 03:27:18 2020 No.16394365

>>16386415
She smiles because she knows you will look. Every man will. Hell, every woman will. It's not for nothing that evolution has selected these instincts. Something about Fisherian runaway. The thing is she smiles, and you know this, because the first thing that captures your gaze was not her breasts. You and all of your friends would laugh. Everyone would. But deep in you, even if it was for just a fraction of a moment, you know you looked her first in the eyes.

That is why she smiles.

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 04:04:10 2020 No.16394486

>>16386415
Her face seemed to come at me from light years away, clean and shimmering as newborn stars on the edge of time. Lost in the primordial night of her hair, I felt an older heat than the gray soup of a new universe rise deep in me. Even as she seemed to shimmer right through me, the swirling starlight in her eyes seemed to draw me away - back; the music of the streets falling away, our waiter's shuffled step quiet, and each comforting smell of the restaurant - all gone, washed away in the haze of space, and in their place the hot rose bed of a garden in volcanic earth, voices of animals not yet named, a time before years and of yearning in the presence of the divine spirit.

The freckles on her face played like dust in the great beyond, dancing down to the myrtle petals of her lips, and the platform of her chest began to threaten me - to taunt and challenge, as boys tugging at a lion's tail, a coming of age game in waking wild beasts.

Although I was eons away, I knew - by the tilt of her head, the shy grin, her hands holding hands beneath the table for solidarity - she couldn't tell. Aphrodite from the pool would have rendered me less blind, yet she appraised me in modest poise, as desirous to be desired by me as I desired her, and even more wanting to peel me, layer by layer, to pull back the clouds and the smoke, see beyond the haze of the rainbow and find - everything she ever dreamed of.

I took a conscious sip of my Sauvignon Blanc and waived over our polite, shuffling waiter. Our luncheon continued in a haze of nebulae, under the simultaneity of our unfolding impressions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 04:05:14 2020 No.16394491 >>16394486 >Her face seemed to come at me from light years away, clean and shimmering as newborn stars on the edge of time I fucking detest this

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 04:07:59 2020 No.16394499 >>16393770 I enjoyed this one. Funny and well written. I think the first sentence is the weakest one, but you saved it well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 04:08:00 2020 No.16394500 >>16386464 lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 04:09:22 2020 No.16394506 >>16393679 Well written, but gross. Enough of this "le jaded cool guy" stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 04:19:04 2020 No.16394534 >>16390994 This. Is. Impressive. Several of you write well. You almost make me start hanging out on /lit/ again. >>16388085 I laughed very hard and am not proud of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 04:21:21 2020 No.16394544 >>16394491 The whole thing or just the intro?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 04:34:01 2020 No.16394583 File: 101 KB, 645x716, sniff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16386415 Even her breath smells like boob sweat

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 04:36:51 2020 No.16394591 File: 26 KB, 250x182, 1600503113062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16386415 Wet ass pussy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 04:38:40 2020 No.16394594 >>16394544 That depends, is it supposed to be a parody?

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 04:54:51 2020 No.16394617

>>16386415
I'm not so sure you all want an actual answer, but I like to write.

Anyway, onto the writing.

It was the afternoon at the fine dining restaurant. I was with my date whom I met online. She was sipping her wine looking at me romantically with her eyes gazing into mine. Wondering if I was ever was her date to begin with. While of course I was like an aloof delusional idiot on the date. Getting all hyper and stuff, she was still wondering if I was ever to order anything; I did, and she did as well. We both got some wine, and it was expensive. The wine had a nice aroma to it and it was sleek like her gorgeous long black hair. Her eyes were like something out of this world and her smile is what kept me on the date. Thus then I decided to get my order my meal after the wine on the date getting steak as that usually goes well with wine, but I wasn't so sure what she was getting, so she looked at me with her beautiful eyes about to say what she would order and I just looked back at her eyes, beautiful as they ever were.

Now then that was the best I could give in terms of a prose, now did it sound schizoid, yes, so I don't know how to put it in a non-mental illness way. I think other guys goofing around had a much better response than mine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 04:55:05 2020 No.16394618 >>16394594 A parody of what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 04:57:36 2020 No.16394625 >>16394591 oh my

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 04:57:53 2020 No.16394626 >>16394617 I liked it. I would read the story. I especially liked "sleek," for the wine and hair.

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 06:01:42 2020 No.16394821
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O it catshes the aye, captain, oh yassir, oh yessidoo, O the booze on this one! By the beeird of Testsiklees! O great Maccus (or was it Boccus)? The Haccus Baccus of sorcery! Is that - and if you'll allow me here one moment of memberance of the great upturnheaval of the fractual Gordian Naughts the great Baergers of the Armoirecus. - O my coptain, tell me at once. Is that... Is that a female I see?

O I AM BABABADALGHARAGHTAKAMMINARRONNKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 06:06:23 2020 No.16394834 >>16394821 Thanks Jim

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 06:13:19 2020 No.16394863 >>16394834 My pleasure. Wonder what he would've thought of this thread or of this post.

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 06:26:44 2020 No.16394914

>>16386415
Fifty four. I didn't know it at the time, and I actually was never gonna know it, but it was fifty four. That's the number of guys she fucked before me. Then again, I didn't know it and still don't. Never did and never will. But that is the number, I'm just sure of it, even if I don't know it.
Meanwhile I only fucked once before this.Something in her eyes and her smile tells me she just knows. I'm pretty sure this must be some kind of prank set up by my coworkers. I'll find out she's a hired escort, or maybe just one of those insane bipolar type A or some other you read about online, that likes to date weird guys and chops their fucking cock off. I wonder if that ever feels good. Yeah fifty four seems right.
I'll swipe right on this one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 06:36:06 2020 No.16394941 >>16393604 It looks like she can't really control her face. Made me uneasy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 06:38:53 2020 No.16394951 >>16394821 heh

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 06:43:12 2020 No.16394964

>>16386415
Black black black hair, like a H. Moser "Concept" watch, vantablack dial, mechanical movement. Did you know vantablack application requires heating to 400degC? I'll never make into to a prestigious law school with temps like that. Regardless, I doubt this woman is as expensive as a H. Moser "Concept", 25,000CHF for the watch. I'd rather get the watch. I mean look at that glass, what's she drinking, white wine? Tasteless, white whine is like white chocolate, an utter fraud. Bitches be drinking wine from glasses rather than cartons and suddenly think they sofisticated

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 09:32:17 2020 No.16395547 >>16394617 I like your writing

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 09:36:23 2020 No.16395565

>>16386415
I would have to piece it together, the general theme would be a deer in the headlights because she looks like a doh. I'd turn the script and it would be me caught in the give of her giant breasts. Nothing really original. Not even sure if the prose or turning point would be fun honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 09:58:00 2020 No.16395671 >>16386415 'Marry me,' I said, and she just looked at me. And looked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 11:09:17 2020 No.16396024 >>16386415 Alone and hidden, with the contexts and descriptions of many given now for my imagination to speed forth: to seize the one thing still throbbing, and freeze it. At least for a little while. I look once more. I finish. Shame enough to share.

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 11:10:02 2020 No.16396030

Her name is shiftymine(more like shittymine kek)
She's an Italian Twitch Streamer
her PR company is currently running 4chan ad campaigns, posting pictures of her in the hopes that more people watch her streams

she has crohns disease
she has a colostomy bag
she's reading this thread right no on her channel

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 12:19:12 2020 No.16396413 >>16389708 He's right. I browse Mady Gio's ig from time to time, but her face is not cute. It's not ugly, just very average. Of course, those massive milkers more than make up for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 12:32:12 2020 No.16396485 >>16386415 More like a perspiring writer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 12:39:27 2020 No.16396517 >>16396030 >colostomy bag I like this juxtaposition. If you're with her you have a super cute woman with massive tits, but you have to deal with her fecal hijinks. Is it worth it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 12:41:58 2020 No.16396530 >>16396517 >but you have to deal with her fecal hijinks. Many Germans would COOM at the thought

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 12:53:23 2020 No.16396589 big ooby

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 13:12:47 2020 No.16396690 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 13:56:32 2020 No.16396954 >>16386415 >ctrl + f >"whore" >10 results huh... a bit disappointed

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 13:56:43 2020 No.16396957

She had a maniacal right eye that sat under arched eyebrows--devious, not quite defiant though; her skin fair but not snow-white, with blush around the cheeks that resembled how drops of wine would appear right after being dispersed in milk. From a distance, her irises seemed to be the same pitch color as her wispy hair; as I got in closer, however, they were clearly soil, not soot. She had a chin that was flat and gave some angularity to her otherwise oblong head, and because her thin rosy lips did not hover low above it, her overall portrait gave the impression that she took more after her father than her mother. All these features orbited around her mast of a nose that was thankfully only an isthmus with a hill, rather than the Andes.

From across the table, I could only espy her soft, fleshy arms, her neck not dimpled by sinewy cables, the earthen green blouse with a V-line that neared her equator, and her breasts that could eclipse the sun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 13:57:05 2020 No.16396961 >>16396954 we respek beautiful women around here

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 13:59:36 2020 No.16396979

>>16396957
>She had a maniacal right eye that sat under arched eyebrows--devious, not quite defiant though; her skin fair but not snow-white, with blush around the cheeks that resembled how drops of wine would appear right after being dispersed in milk. From a distance, her irises seemed to be the same pitch color as her wispy hair; as I got in closer, however, they were clearly soil, not soot. She had a chin that was flat and gave some angularity to her otherwise oblong head, and because her thin rosy lips did not hover low above it, her overall portrait gave the impression that she took more after her father than her mother. All these features orbited around her mast of a nose that was thankfully only an isthmus with a hill, rather than the Andes.
>From across the table, I could only espy her soft, fleshy arms, her neck not dimpled by sinewy cables, the earthen green blouse with a V-line that neared her equator, and- HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THOSE BAZONGAS!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 15:22:12 2020 No.16397472 File: 92 KB, 800x599, 1600221147004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16387854 >there is

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 15:32:47 2020 No.16397531
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>>16386415
>Describe this woman in your best prose.

>Many women, especially the hottest looking ones, are actually huge insecure dorks. They learned to become experts at hiding their insecurities and pretending to look cool but rarely are beneath the carefully cultivated veneer.

>Hotties hit the lottery by looking effortlessly attractive and, for some crazy reason, people equate and perpetuate the myth that exceptional physical looks equals coolness. True cool comes by doing and accomplishing interesting things, experiencing life, and achieving personal goals.

>Super beautiful women can also be one trick ponies. Their face and body is all they have. Imagine being treated extra special your entire life all because of how you look. Always getting cut to the front of the line, having the free and easy pass, the game of life simulator permanently set to easy mode.

>Keep in mind, every woman has at least one major physical flaw she works to keep hidden. That perfect 10 you perceive is riddled with fear someone will find out about her vaginal warts, see the premature gray hair roots, notice her toe thumbs or Fred Flintstone feet. To keep hotties somewhat humble, Nature purposely builds imperfections into their hardware. No joke, it never fails– lumpy hips, fat knees, cottage cheese thighs, ass cheek zits.

(the rest): https://mating101.com/never-let-a-pretty-face-intimidate-you/

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 15:38:26 2020 No.16397555

Dark hair framed a pale, freckled, and indifferently attractive face across which danced the ghost of a self-satisfied smirk, a small, subtle gesture indicating, he thought, awareness of some little inside joke; whether condescending, mocking his exteriority, his inability to get it, or inviting him in to smile along with her, he couldn’t say. It didn’t matter.
Her glass was nearly empty. They’d made eye contact, and he struggled to keep it.
“Another drink?”

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 15:59:32 2020 No.16397677

A girl, a woman, a person of the female sex. How I hate her, how I hate THEM. Femoids, worthless subhuman creatures burdened with extra fat lumps and no extra muscles to carry it. They would be pitiful were they not the most hateful creature to grace G-d's creation. The lot of them are jezebels, whore temptresses, and worse. This vile specimen of that succubus race schemes and plots to rule over man, who out of naive compassion and blind lust submits willingly to his destruction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 16:03:16 2020 No.16397703 >>16386415 "She will do", anon thought as he was getting ready for his 3rd wank of the day. Is not that anon wanted to relieve himself but he didn't have anything else to do and that was the only solid thought that crossed his mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 16:06:21 2020 No.16397724 >>16394626 >>16395547 Thank you, thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 16:16:55 2020 No.16397784 >>16386415 Bold, dark eyes, and pale, freckled skin. Breasts that could crash a boat from five hundred years

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 17:15:32 2020 No.16398142 >>16391224 Heebs are just Italians

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 17:16:39 2020 No.16398152 >>16386415 Moooooooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 17:18:37 2020 No.16398165 >>16386415 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXnJqYwebF8 Based and MOOpilled

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 17:49:19 2020 No.16398407 >>16397677 Just go away. I'm tired of reading trash like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 18:07:24 2020 No.16398536 >>16386415 Holy shit man, those are tits

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 19:40:07 2020 No.16399143
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>>16386415
A goddamn waste of my time. A pitiful excuse for me to give into my desires and stop writing. A much needed excuse for a short break. A psychological necessity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 19:50:04 2020 No.16399199 >>16386415 My love I hunt meat while you pick strawberries. At the end of the day we meet and mate in the cave. One day together, one.

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 19:56:03 2020 No.16399239

>>16386415
I imagine myself as a mosquito, my darling, landing upon your breasts which can be compared to hills from my insect perspective. I bite down hard and suck your breast blood straight from the tap, savoring every last drop. When I am finished I can only hope that you seat me, as your breasts are a hill I am willing to die on. I take solace in the fantasy of having my organs splattered across your tits, love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 20:44:07 2020 No.16399482 >>16386540 How’d you manage to make a passage about a large breasted woman sound so incredibly gay? Kind of impressive in its own way desu

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 21:07:06 2020 No.16399597
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>>16386415
WOE UNTO ME! For how long have I hearkened the golden harp of Apollo in lurid dreams by the cosmos? For how long can a God endure the rigors of eternity sublime? Adorned in the finest of silks, drawn from oriental shores, arms and head covered by those divine crafts of Hephaestus, can fine silk and sparkling ore pleasure a man's heart as Eros' touch? Peering over the falls of mortality I see her in the land of Magna Graecia, the farthest reaches of mine own veneration. In a barn dark and dank sits she, maiden bountiful! Maiden supreme! Finest of the Greeks, Psyche reborn, Psyche born better - born to such a station to allow her mortality, so low she is for if she was of finer stock she may as well be born of the ambrosia! The sparkle of her eyes entrances me, enslaves me - for sooner would I sell my soul into slavery than to go a lifetime without her touch. An avatar of mine own daughter, higher than she of Love and Beauty herself, I fly down to see her fairer. Hair of windswept coal falls over her as she leans over to do her duty upon the cow, singing mine own hymn divine! "Ω, Δία μου, είσαι ο καλύτερος βασιλιάς. Ελάτε να με ελευθερώσετε, μια αλυσοδεμένη ψυχή, από την αιχμαλωσία μου." The rustle of my sandal startles her, this occidental nymph. In form of stable boy I come to her, on harp of oak I play her my love. Her bountiful bosom swings to me, to mine own music, and she is mine - and I am hers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 21:15:43 2020 No.16399634 >>16399597 It may not translate well but I wrote this to be shouted from a mountaintop, not exactly to be read in a monotone.

Anonymous Sat Sep 19 21:20:09 2020 No.16399656

>>16391396

For all you absolute faggots out here, this is how you describe a character. You play on the cultural expectations of the reader and let him shape the character in his mind.

Y'all are amateurs compared to this dude and he gets no (you)s? Fuck's sake /lit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 21:21:46 2020 No.16399665 >>16399597 The virgin prep-school embarrassment vs >>16399143 The chad realist

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 21:22:49 2020 No.16399671 >>16399482 cringe English major who has only read 19th ce pulp fiction

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 21:24:24 2020 No.16399673 ctrl+f milkies

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 21:31:57 2020 No.16399702 >>16399665 cringe

cautiously Sat Sep 19 23:11:27 2020 No.16400132
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>>16386415

I arrived at the restaurant 10 minutes early. Mom always said that if you're on time, you're already 5 minutes late. So I figure that if you're 5 minutes early, you're on time.

So.

I arrived 10 minutes early, checked my reflection in the window to make sure my tits were still in my dress, and sat down to wait. Told the waiter I was there for my anniversary and scored free bubbly. Checked my reflection again, this time in the face of the man sitting at the table adjacent to mine. Knew I looked good.

Soon my date would be on time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 23:41:14 2020 No.16400246 >>16386819 Start working out. Woman are attracted to strong men. Hopefully you're not ugly. Talk to her about philosophy and/or poetry. Hope there is a connection. Don't force it. If it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj Sat Sep 19 23:51:20 2020 No.16400289 >>16396413 She’s hot and without makeup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 23:56:20 2020 No.16400303 >>16386415 Shots fire rapidly I think they're all awake now I'm so exhausted

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 00:01:30 2020 No.16400328 >>16400289 It brings me so much pleasure to know I as an over 6 foot tall olivey skinned cis male in the US with blue eyes have been with many women that you would only dream of

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 00:04:49 2020 No.16400350 I hope she has large areolas. Large areolas makes sucking the nipple better. The nipple does not need to be large in comparison of the areola but must be enough for my lips to suck.

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