penis size & favorite book

[Anonymous No.16056854]

i'll start:
>6.7in erect
>Around the World in Eighty Days

[Anonymous No.16056874]

>>16056854
>~5 in.
>Lolita

[Anonymous No.16056885]

>~6 inches, but I got so fat my fupa makes me lose at least an inch or two
>Blood Meridian

[Anonymous No.16056897]

6.1 inches
Havent gone through money books yet but The Republic is pretty good

[Anonymous No.16056903]

>>16056854
7 inches
The old man and the sea

[Anonymous No.16056924]

>>16056854
8in
The Prince

[Anonymous No.16056927]

7.8 inches
Ride the Tiger

[Anonymous No.16056989]

>4.1in
>The Decline of the West

[Anonymous No.16056991]

>>16056989
be nice

[Anonymous No.16056995]

>3 inches
>Infinite jest

[Anonymous No.16056999]

I don't have a penis
Walden

[Anonymous No.16057032]

>>16056999

[Anonymous No.16057050]

>>16056854
8.5 inches
Reign of Quantity and the Signs of the Times

[Anonymous No.16057058]

3 inches erect
Process and Reality

[Anonymous No.16057059]

>5.5in
>Siddhartha

[Anonymous No.16057061]

>>16056854
>I have never measured it
>The Third Policeman

[Anonymous No.16057129]

>>16056999
>I don't have a penis
but you do

[Anonymous No.16057147]

>>16056854
>7.5"
>Count of Monte Cristo

[Anonymous No.16057157]

>>16056854
15 inches and picrel

[Anonymous No.16057162]

>>16056854
>12 inc
I don't even read

[Anonymous No.16057163]

>>16056999

[Anonymous No.16057167]

>>16056854
>7 inches.
>Moby Dick.

Ask me about my white whale.

[Anonymous No.16057175]

>>16056854
>9.2in
>Between the World and Me

[Anonymous No.16057179]

>>16056854
Saving this thread to reply after I measure my dick again
>>16057157
based

[Anonymous No.16057183]

>>16056854
5in
Les Miserables

[Anonymous No.16057185]

Just under 6 inches, pretty thick
The Time Traveler's Wife.

[Anonymous No.16057191]

>>16056924
>>16057050
>>16057157
>>16057162
>>16057147
>>16057167
>>16056927
>>16057175
Stop lying about your size, this thread is impossible
https://calcsd.netlify.app/
>>16056854
19cm/7.6in
Don't have a favourite yet I need to read more

[Anonymous No.16057192]

idr how long exactly but over 7 inches and thicc boi

War and Peace

[Anonymous No.16057201]

>>16057191
dicklet cope

I figured you didn't have a favorite book, lol

[Anonymous No.16057209]

>>16057191
>Stop lying about your size, this thread is impossible

It's not impossible if only guys with larger dicks are replying, brainlet.

[Anonymous No.16057217]

>>16057191
>the person that said he was 15 inches was lying
You dont say

[Anonymous No.16057218]

>>16057201
If this thread is still up in a few hours I'll post mine on imgur next to a ruler

https://calcsd.netlify.app/
Use this and know most people will be lying

[Anonymous No.16057249]

7.2/3 iirc
CandP

[Anonymous No.16057260]

>>16057218
>If this thread is still up in a few hours I'll post mine on imgur next to a ruler
I'll try to keep it bumped~

[Anonymous No.16057286]

>>16057032
>>16057129
>>16057163
Do no femanons visit /lit/?

[Anonymous No.16057288]

on /r9k/ (i used to lurk there because i found it very interesting/entertaining) they do something called "bone pressing" where you jam the ruler into your fupa as much as youre physically able to in order to get the longest reading
for me personally (im p fat) i can go from 5 inches to over 7 if i try hard enough, absolute cope

[Anonymous No.16057291]

>>16057286
>Do no femanons visit /lit/?
Why would they?

[Anonymous No.16057294]

>>16057191
i was making a black joke but i guess it was too subtle

[Anonymous No.16057295]

82 cm
Futaamazonxtrap category on literotica

[Anonymous No.16057299]

>>16057295
HELLO BASED DEPARTMENT

[Anonymous No.16057310]

>>16057286
women can't read

[Anonymous No.16057357]

>>16057218
what's stopping you from doing it now, dicklet?

[Anonymous No.16057404]

4in/12cm erect
0.5in/1cm flaccid
I don't read books.

[Anonymous No.16057444]

>>16056999
Penectomy faggots get the rope

[Anonymous No.16057474]

>>16057286
why would her favorite book be Walden?

[Anonymous No.16057526]

>>16056854
6.25
The Names

[Anonymous No.16057566]

>>16057179
Finally found my ruler
>5,7 inches
>The Metamorphosis

[Anonymous No.16057568]

>>16057288
>im p fat
there you have it. For normal people this is a gain of max. 0.5 cm

[Anonymous No.16057574]

yeah, but what about girth?

[Anonymous No.16057578]

>>16057574
fatty

[Anonymous No.16057580]

>>16057474
what's wrong with Walden?

[Anonymous No.16057581]

>>16057578
pretty sure he meant girth of the penis

[Anonymous No.16057587]

>>16056854
5
i dont read

[Anonymous No.16057600]

>>16057568
can you really not jam a ruler into your fupa more than 5mm? are you a skelebro?

[Anonymous No.16057627]

>>16057404
cute feminine cummer gang rise up

[Anonymous No.16057654]

>>16057600
you know that if you aren't a pregnant woman you shouldn't have fupa?

[Anonymous No.16057658]

>>16056854
>6 1/2
>Das Kapital

[Anonymous No.16057664]

>>16057654
the fupa is the area from your waist to your dick

[Anonymous No.16057665]

7.75. Count of Monte Cristo.

[Anonymous No.16057672]

~3 inches
Thus Spoke Zarathustra

[Anonymous No.16057675]

1 inch
J. Peterson 12 Rules for Life

[Anonymous No.16057710]

>>16056854
4 inch
White fragility

[Anonymous No.16057732]

>11 inches soft
>Finnegan’s Wake

[Anonymous No.16057757]

7 inches (but I’m not lying about it and I actually measured correctly, ie along the upper surface of the shaft from the base)
Moby Dick

[Anonymous No.16057777]

>>16057580
Thoreau

[Anonymous No.16058002]

>6 inches
>Republic (Plato)
i wish my pp was smaller

[Anonymous No.16058011]

>>16058002
based pleasure-denying misogynist anon

[Anonymous No.16058068]

>>16058002
>Tfw I have a penis humiliation fetish but I was born with a big pp

[Anonymous No.16058161]

>>16056854
>however much burger units is 19cm
Neuromancer

[Anonymous No.16058357]

>>16057710
seems about right

[Anonymous No.16058380]

>>16056854
How on earth do you people bother to have the presence of mind to actually measure your dicks when you're at maximum hardness? When I'm THAT erect, getting a ruler out is pretty much the last thing on my mind. I have other, far more pressing concerns.

[Anonymous No.16058445]

>>16058380
>How on earth do you people bother to have the presence of mind to actually measure your dicks when you're at maximum hardness?

how does one express the ultimate form of discipline to complete a task?
simple. I decided I wanted to measure my penis and did so. I pushed back my primal urges and completed an activity. It its an expression of control over my humanity. I am my own master, I will not let temporary comfort stop me from execution, I have overcome.

[Anonymous No.16058481]

4.9, Dark Tower.

[Anonymous No.16058488]

>>16057777
>7777
Thoreau confirmed a cuck

[Anonymous No.16059945]

>>16056854
>2 inches erect
>Siddhartha

[Anonymous No.16059958]

All right, you fuckers, I've been a horny little shit lately and I've been getting aroused by the most random thoughts, so I finally took the shameful initiative and measured.

>between 6.5 and 7 inches
>Book of the New Sun

[Anonymous No.16059978]

>>16059958
gene wolf had a inch long penis without a doubt

[Anonymous No.16060157]

16.8 cm, probably 17 nearing COOM or with viagra.
>Children of Hurin
I'd give an inch for half an inch in more girth.

[Anonymous No.16060374]

>>16056854
>~6.5 inches
>Siddhartha

[Anonymous No.16060427]

19cm
always the last book I read

[Anonymous No.16060547]

>>16056854
17,7cm
The Horse and His Boy

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » oI3er5KKetj No.16060691]

4 inches
The Ego and its Own

[Anonymous No.16060744]

>5.5 inches pencil dick small balls master race
>War and Peace

[jesus No.16060909]

>>16056854
52 inches
bible

[Anonymous No.16060918]

>>16060691
https://archived.moe/lit/thread/15793370/#q15794101

[Anonymous No.16060929]

>>16056854
> 2 inches
> Peterson's 12 rules for life

[Anonymous No.16061032]

Im 4 inches my fav is the Bardo Thodol my bro is 10 and so proud he had to get erect and show me his is unironally Mein Kampf and some book about Rommel the Desert Fox.

[Anonymous No.16061169]

>>16057209
it's highly improbable, unless i wasn't aware that the literature board of 4chan is browsed by many of the people with the biggest dicks in the world

[Anonymous No.16061176]

>>16057658
based

[Anonymous No.16061256]

6.5
Infinite Jest

[Anonymous No.16061275]

>>16056854
15.3 cm (whatever that is in american)
Resurrection by tolstoy

[Anonymous No.16061280]

>>16061169
dicklet cope
1. leave out the obvious exaggerations (anything above 11-12 inches)
2. people with smaller dicks are less likely to reply because it can't boost their ego in a non-joking way
3. big dicked people are more intelligent and well read because they don't spend their time complaining about their size in incel forums

>muh Gaussian curve
cope

[Anonymous No.16061315]

>>16061280
>big dicked people are more intelligent and well read because they don't spend their time complaining about their size in incel forums
Completely wrong. Small dicked men are a lot more intelligent and well read because they do not put themselves out there but instead study philosophy on a friday evening while the hung guy fucks one of his many FWBs.
t. dicklet virgin whose best friend is above-average and fucks tons of girls because they beg him to come over. All you need is a big dick, it's like a godly Trident with which you can turn girls into complete nymphos.

[Anonymous No.16061321]

>>16061315
dicklet cope and also incel

[Anonymous No.16061324]

>>16056854
The biggest penis size in this thread + 1 inch
Leviathan (not a pun, I promise)

[Anonymous No.16061398]

>19 cm
>L'Étranger

[Anonymous No.16061423]

>>16056854
17 cm or 7 inches
picture of dorian gray

[Anonymous No.16061441]

14.88 inches

Little women

[Anonymous No.16061453]

>>16057191
Because these threads are meant to be taken seriously

[Anonymous No.16061465]

>>16061315
My dick is 7.7 inches and im an incel, so you wrong bitch. Also my favourite book is The Castle by Kafka.

[Anonymous No.16061466]

How does one correctly measure penis size? I have a chode and the extra inch from using my BP measurements makes me feel like a big shot.

[Anonymous No.16061469]

>>16057191
That data is bullshit. Most people are an easy 6

[Anonymous No.16061476]

>My penis basically looks like a belly button, but my balls are huge
>The Phenomenology of Spirit

[Anonymous No.16061481]

>>16061315
my penis is above 7 inches and i've never held hands or kissed a girl. if penis size was all that matters then the fact that im a manlet would work in favor of me since my penis looks quite impressive on my smaller frame. however, women arent very interested in me since i almost look like a boy

[Anonymous No.16061482]

>>16057288
Most people get maybe half an inch by that, fatty. The reason is that during sex, the furthest inside you can go is upto your fupa.

[Anonymous No.16061495]

>>16061466
BP measurements? The most parroted way is from fupa to the tip.

[Anonymous No.16061500]

>>16061465
>>16061481
Getting a girl is not about the dick size you retards but if you happen to meet one that wants to fuck you, you will have no problem keeping her. Imagine an above-average man in looks and personality but with a small penis. All his relationships will fail because he cannot keep the girl sexually satisfied.

[Anonymous No.16061515]

>>16061500
Or even worse, an ugly manlet incel with a small penis. Even if he lands himself a girl, she will reject him because his dick does nothing.
t.

[Anonymous No.16061521]

>>16061515
Find yourself an ugly girl.

[Anonymous No.16061542]

>>16061521
>implying a girl does not want to have great sex and be sexually satisfied just because of uglier looks

[Anonymous No.16061641]

>4.5 inches
>The Heart of the Matter

[Anonymous No.16061719]

7 inches
Probably the Myth of Sisyphus
>>16057050
I salute you big dong Guénon (pbuh) enthusiast.

[Anonymous No.16062203]

>>16056854
What philosophers do you think had the biggest dicks and why? Also which had small ones?

[Anonymous No.16062207]

7 inches/18 centimeters in full erection
Poetic Edda
>>16057295
Any recomendations?

[Anonymous No.16062252]

>all the people saying that they get an extra inch or several centimetres from bone pressing
/lit/ needs to put down their forks more often

[Anonymous No.16062435]

>7.5~8 inch hard
> Lint by Steve Aylett

[Anonymous No.16062490]

32DD

Catcher in the Rye

[Anonymous No.16062513]

18 cm
Dune, but I've only read 2 books so far

>>16062252
This and adding a decimal at the end L0L

[Anonymous No.16062555]

>>16056854
>6.5
>American Psycho

[Anonymous No.16062596]

A question to anons itt.
Today at work I did a piss and as I was washing my hands a co worker came in. He said to me "the porcelain wasn't too cold was it" kinda joking and I was like "hahahah why would you touch the urinal with your dick. That's gross" and he was like "well sometimes when you know, you take it out it hits the urinal and it's cold." Not sure if he was pulling my leg, but how can a dick be so big it hits something that far away? Like my dick is so tiny when I'm soft. I am 5 and something inches when I'm erect though.

[Anonymous No.16062607]

>all these big dicks but no proof
Hmmmm

[Anonymous No.16062643]

>>16062513
Why wouldnt you add decimals? Like Im 19cm, thats 7.6 in inches.

[Anonymous No.16062662]

>>16062207
My diary desu

[Anonymous No.16062783]

>21cm with ruler to the bone, nice
>Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters

[Anonymous No.16062929]

>>16056999
Would wife

[Anonymous No.16062963]

>>16056999
Any woman that admires the transcendentalists gets the ring, not the rope
Talk dirty to me about Walt Whitman.
>6in
>don’t have a favorite, but Tolkien was who got me into /lit/

[Anonymous No.16063031]

>>16062596
he wasnt being serious

[Anonymous No.16063069]

>>16056854
14"
Stormlight Archive

[Anonymous No.16063087]

>>16056854
7x6
P&P

[Anonymous No.16063718]

>>16057291
>>16057310
Women read more than men. I'm here for philosophy and nonfic discussions/recommendations and shitposting. unfortunately it's more active than any other forum I have found, and I'd rather browse here with a good set of filters than reddit or some shitty wine aunt discussion board.

[Anonymous No.16063742]

If your penis size is bigger than 15cm then you’re a literal animal. Big penises are gross and barbaric.

[Anonymous No.16063776]

>>16063742
I'm sorry that one girl got dressed back up and left while laughing, anon.
Must've been pretty mortifying

[Anonymous No.16063902]

>2 inches
>Capital by Marx and Engels

[Anonymous No.16063932]

>>16063718
Does size matter

[Anonymous No.16063948]

7.5"
Flowers for Algernon

[Anonymous No.16063963]

>>16056854
7.5 erect
Zorba the Greek
>>16056989
Lol

[Anonymous No.16063973]

>>16056999
Trips of truth.

[Anonymous No.16064029]

>5-5.5 inches, give or take
>Notes from the Underground

2 more inches would be nice.

[Anonymous No.16064056]

Everyone posting in inches is gay

[Anonymous No.16064149]

>>16056854
7 inches
Lolita closely followed by anything Robert E Howard has written

[Anonymous No.16064205]

>>16057294
Oh, you're American

[Anonymous No.16064413]

>>16056874
>>16056989
>>16056995
>>16057058
>>16057183
>>16057404
>>16057587
>>16057672
>>16058481
>>16060691
Honestly how the fuck is it possible to have a dick under 6 inches? You guys aren't measuring properly you're not pushing it into the pubic bones like the ''scientific'' measurements says to do. I think the average dick size being 5.5 inches is a myth to make average guys feel big (average is probably around 7.5 inches). I'm 7.8 inches (full 8 when super hard in the morning) with a 5.8 inch girth but I'm sure I'm still small. Favorite book is 1984.

[Anonymous No.16064444]

>>16064029
>2 more inches would be nice.

mine is 2, but i'm not gay.

[Anonymous No.16064470]

>>16062596
>it could be worse, the other day the resting water level was too high and I soaked my dick in putrid cold water, it was mortifying
you missed an opportunity for great bantz

[Anonymous No.16064562]

>>16064413
>I'm sure I'm still small.
Uh huh
Nice attempt at humblebragging

[Anonymous No.16064883]

>>16064470
What a word salad for such a poor punchline
>Getting your tip wet ain't great either

[Anonymous No.16064916]

>>16064413
i have about a 4" penis which is not surprising as i am roughly 160cm tall
i mostly read nonfiction so i do not really have a "favorite" book as such

[Anonymous No.16064943]

im not measuring my dick for this shit

[Anonymous No.16064986]

>>16056854
8-9 depending on how honest the measurement is.

Nonfiction: book of disquiet
Fiction: dunno, lies of lamorra, prince of thorns, probably the bad company.

Least favorite: Kafka, not because they’re bad books, but because they’re dehumanizing and disturbing

[Anonymous No.16065050]

>>16064413
the more "scientific" a study is, i.e., measured by scientists using a standard method and not self-reported by random people, the smaller the average penis size. the avg penis size worldwide is 5 inches, avg in the US is somewhere around 5.5 inches. blacks and whites, surprisingly (depending the amount of porn you've unwittingly consumed as propaganda), are at dick size parity.

[Anonymous No.16065077]

5.7 in length, 6.1in girth
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight

[Anonymous No.16065178]

1.2 cm erect.

The Bible.

[Anonymous No.16065278]

>>16056854
>around 6”
>Ubik

[Anonymous No.16065289]

>>16056854
>4.5 in.
"favorite?" this question only makes sense if you're in kindergarten or have read like, 12 books

[Anonymous No.16065317]

>>16065289
>small dick
>doesn't have the strength of personality to have a favorite book
checks out

[Anonymous No.16065321]

>>16056999
Show us your tits as proof

[Anonymous No.16065335]

>>16064205
Obsessed and rent free

[Anonymous No.16065336]

>>16065317
do you want to know my favorite color and overwatch character too? fuck out of here, brainlet.

[Anonymous No.16065357]

>>16065336
Not that anon but
>overwatch
Who is the real brainlet here?

[Anonymous No.16065364]

>>16065050
Can you imagine getting your penis measured scientifically as a virgin? I'm imagine the scientist is one of those sexy secretary looking gals with the big glasses. You pull down your pants and immediately you have a rock hard erection and as soon and the ruler and her gloved hands touches it you burst and squirt out tons of cum. Imagine the reaction on her face, running away going ''ew omg ew''

[Anonymous No.16065373]

>>16065357
>no reading comprehension
>can name his 'favorite book'
big big surprise

[Anonymous No.16065398]

>>16056854
>between 7.5 and 8 inches... it's huge, and i don't even think i'm that girthy but normal condoms don't fit me
>hmmmm, favourite book... let's say the white fox chronicles

[Anonymous No.16065495]

>>16062643
You wouldnt have to if you just used a non retarded metric system

[Anonymous No.16065685]

>>16064413
5.5 is the average size but the problem is that if you removed sexless males from the sample you'd have a higher average.

I also think that penis size has to do not only with genetics but life experience. There are certain boundaries and depending on the decisions you make in life your dick will either grow fully or it won't. For example if you're so shy you can't even reveal feelings to a girl you're probably out of luck. Then if you can get laid but you get pussywhipped itll grow some but not fully bc you're simping. Once you embody your rightful boundaries as a man your penis will grow to max length, but if you don't by a certain age you'll have to live with what you've got.

[Anonymous No.16065710]

>>16063718
>Women read more than me
Stopped here
Get the fuck out creature

[Anonymous No.16065753]

>4.5 inches
>notes from underground
fuck i wish i could like go into character creator mode and max out dick size, height, jaw, chin, frame, hairline, and cheekbones.

[Anonymous No.16065828]

>8 inches
>thus spoke zarathustra

[Anonymous No.16065847]

>9.5" (wish I was kidding, honestly)
>CoPR (also wish I was kidding, this changed my life)

[Anonymous No.16065891]

>>16065828
>>16065398
>>16064986
>>16064413
>>16064149
>>16063963
>>16063948
>>16063087
>>16063069
>>16062513
>>16062435
>>16062207
>>16061719
>>16061481
>>16061465
>>16061423
>>16061398
>>16060909
>>16060547
>>16060374
>>16060427
>>16060157
>>16059958
>>16058002
>>16057757
>>16057732
>>16057665
>>16057658
>>16057526
>>16057295
>>16057249
>>16057192
>>16057191
>>16057175
>>16057167
>>16057162
>>16057157
>>16057147
>>16057050
>>16056927
>>16056924
>>16056903
>>16056897
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[Anonymous No.16065918]

>>16056854
0.0 inches :(
THU S SPOKE XARATHURSTRA

[Anonymous No.16065953]

>>16065685
that's some retarded cuck logic you have there

[Anonymous No.16066040]

Don't remember, fiancee says it's big.
Compilers: Principles, Techniques, and Tools / Aho [et al]

[Anonymous No.16066485]

>>16065891
stfu roastie

[Anonymous No.16066514]

>>16066040
shit book, it might as well be called "how to write parsers"

[Anonymous No.16066545]

>>16056854
19cm, don't know girth but i can't fit in a toilet paper tube
the stranger

[Anonymous No.16066569]

>>16061398
oh damn nice, dick bros
t. >>16066545

[Anonymous No.16066571]

>>16066545
see >>16065891

[Anonymous No.16066853]

>>16065891
6.25 isn't even that big dude, the motherfuckers saying like 13 or 14 might be lying but how insecure and small dicked do you have to be to do this lmao

[Anonymous No.16066915]

>>16066853
yeah, i dont think every self reported dick on fucking 4chad of all places is 8 fucking inches. no way this board is that black

[Anonymous No.16067082]

Near to 8 inches long, ~750 pages wide
Ironically its C&P

[Anonymous No.16067126]

>>16062596
Who the fuck talks like that

[Anonymous No.16067184]

>>16065891
why would i lie about my cock size, it's not even that impressive.

[Anonymous No.16067193]

>>16056854
>8.5 inches
>atlas shrugged

[Anonymous No.16067215]

>8.5 inches
>Infinite Jest

[Anonymous No.16067355]

>>16065891
>t. Microdick
Want proof?
19cm or 7.5 inch, aren't even fully hard

[Anonymous No.16067390]

>>16067355
Where the fuck are you pushing your ruler off to the side. Also why did you let jews steal your foreskin so they can moisturize their faces

[Anonymous No.16067409]

>>16067082
>>16067355
>/lit/- Literature

[Anonymous No.16067418]

>>16067390
I wish my dick wasn't cut, but I had no say in the matter. Also it's pretty difficult to get hard, switch away porn, grab ruler and book, open camera app and then make a good picture. I was atleast struggling for 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.16067420]

>>16056854
>7 inches
>Gravity's Rainbow

[Anonymous No.16067426]

>>16067082
>>16067355
lole!!!

[Anonymous No.16067435]

>>16056854
>about 6 inches, my penis curves down so it's kinda hard to measure with certainty
>Don Quixote

[Anonymous No.16067436]

i had actually forgotten this was a blue board
ty heros

[Anonymous No.16067514]

This was impossible to do and I'm not fully erect but here hope this was worth it, here's the proof

https://imgur.com/a/sP99FAD

[Anonymous No.16067523]

5.5"
Ghost Stories of An Antiquary

[Anonymous No.16067559]

>>16067514
For reference I'm the anon who was the first one who said he'd post proof

[Anonymous No.16067606]

>>16067559
For reference I can’t check out the Imgur link. It’s account gated.

[Anonymous No.16067611]

>>16067514
>I'm not fully erect
Go look at >>>/trash/clop and try again.

[Anonymous No.16067623]

>>16067523
that chick's 30+ now

it's like seeing a real life picture of an ancient pharaoh before he was mummified. amazing

[Anonymous No.16067656]

>>16065335
At least black cock isn't constantly on my mind like someone

[Anonymous No.16067684]

>>16056999
Clit length when aroused?

[Anonymous No.16067692]

>>16065710
They do. That's indisputable. You can dispute the quality of the books they read but not the fact that they read more.
>>16063932
Depends. It's rare to find someone that enjoys dicks <4 inches and rare to find people that need more than 7.

[Anonymous No.16067716]

>>16067606
Use chrome

[Anonymous No.16068292]

>>16067126
Aussies

[Anonymous No.16068310]

>>16067514
I pity those with gross dicks

[Anonymous No.16068462]

>>16066915
8 inches (white) and I post in every thread like this. I especially enjoy the dicklet incredulity that comes with doing it

[Anonymous No.16068482]

>>16064943
Cope.

[Anonymous No.16068527]

Bros, What's the perfect dick size? The size that can please 95% of women? Too small and you know, too big and it hurts them.

[Anonymous No.16068634]

>>16067514
>the curve
Bigger than me tho

[Anonymous No.16068660]

>>16068527
7-9 inch

[Anonymous No.16068707]

>>16068660
That is too big. Those are the dicks women say hurt them.

[Anonymous No.16068714]

>>16068707
Nah, they'll get used to it after a good few poundings

[Anonymous No.16068720]

>>16067656
you have 3+ posts in a penis size thread

[Anonymous No.16069378]

>>16068660
No.

[Anonymous No.16069461]

>>16067514
your dick looks like mine but with a curve. Stop chewing on your fingernails

[Anonymous No.16069661]

>>16068527
This is >>16067082

[Anonymous No.16069738]

>>16056854
soo add 2 inches and be more pretentious?

13 inches / The Bible

[Anonymous No.16069835]

>>16069461
>Stop chewing on your fingernails
O-okay

[Anonymous No.16070005]

>>16056854
>My Penis are much bigger than yours.
>Count of Monte Cristo

[Anonymous No.16070109]

>the Bible
>the Bible

[Anonymous No.16070124]

8===========================================================================D
about this enormous

>Being and Time

[Anonymous No.16070126]

Bigger than yours
I can't read

[Anonymous No.16070160]

>>16056854
instead of a penis I have a solar aura of energy that can expand to whatever phallic size or girth by the sheer power of my will and the desire to impregnate

the Holy Bible (Septuagint)

[Anonymous No.16070513]

>everyone on /lit/ has big dicks
Either everyone is lying or men are way too insecure and need to be less hard on themselves.

[Anonymous No.16070532]

>>16056854
>7.1""
>The Poem of Force

[Anonymous No.16070547]

>>16070513
Why do people lie about their dicks to strangers?

[Anonymous No.16070585]

>>16070547
That's actually a great reason to lie. When there's no strings attached, you can be whatever you want and with no consequences. Look at the things people do and want in fantasy and you will see what people really want, to be something they're not.

[Anonymous No.16070602]

>>16070585
Who cares about being perceived as whatever you want when it is almost random information?

[Anonymous No.16070619]

>>16070585
No its not, its still lying.

[Anonymous No.16070621]

>>16070513
I do not post in threads about follicle counts. Small dicked men do not post in threads about inches.

[Anonymous No.16070631]

>>16070619
Yeah I think that anon confused lying with play and fantasy.

[Anonymous No.16070636]

>>16056854
Unironically 7 inches
Never read a full book.

[Anonymous No.16070695]

>>16070602
>but who cares, lying in this thread is completely meaningless, so still, why do they lie?
Because, anon, the ego of men is extremely important to them. We need to feel better than each other at all times and about everything.
>more money, better job
>hotter and more pure wife
>taller
>stronger
>more handsome
>and bigger dick
Specifically in this thread, it doesn't even matter who actually, objectively, and literally has the biggest dick (we'll never know. Everyone will lie/do faulty measurements/camera tricks/use penis pumps even), but what truly matters is if we 'feel' we have the 'best' dick. That's why you see that sometime in the middle of the thread, it looks like anons subconsciously decided that there was a respectable and believable above average range of 6 to 8 inches, which miraculously, 90% of posters fell into. Anons stopped caring about being the biggest, and just wanted to stack up.

Then after that you saw other traits being discussed once we realized competing in length alone was going nowhere. We then brought up girth, shape, curve, as ways to feel we have the 'best dick'. I now predict the thread will start to diverge into testicle size, stamina, semen quality and quantity, pre-ejaculate production, and then into subjective anecdotes on how women reacted to our penises.

Of course, this is why every penis forum concludes with users having a stickied dick stat paragraph next to their posts detailing everything about it.

This is the internet.

[Anonymous No.16070716]

>>16056854
I am 8 inches
I am nigger
I cannot read

[Anonymous No.16070720]

>>16070621
This is why self-reported sizes are always way off from reality in studies

[Anonymous No.16070721]

>>16070695
Yeah but like we're all anonymous so it isn't traceable so there is no person to match the dick size with.

[Anonymous No.16070734]

>>16070602
>>16070619
>"I don't understand why people would just lie on the internet"
To make themselves feel better about their shortcomings in reality. Men are especially insecure these days, so even more reason to lie. Have you not seen social media before? People get to create an image of themselves, even if it's all smoke and mirrors, and they do it because it makes them feel powerful and good. That moment of superiority, even if a lie and for just a moment, is very important to them. I would argue humans wouldn't be able to live without delusion.

[Anonymous No.16070748]

>>16056854
5.5
The Book of Disquiet (Zenith version)

[Anonymous No.16070755]

>>16070721
Again, I understand that, but people just want to 'feel' superior. 'Feeling' superior is all people want, they don't necessarily need to 'be' superior. Lying on an anonymous Japanese basket weaving forum is a very easy way to feel superior over other people without doing the actual work of being superior. Humans are irrational and emotional, we just need to feel good, regardless of everything else.

[Anonymous No.16070757]

>>16057732
>Finnegan's
>'s

[Anonymous No.16070876]

>>16070757
Adam s Minds

[Anonymous No.16071211]

5.5 inches
The Apology or Symposium

[Anonymous No.16071305]

>>16071211
6 inches. Thin.

Stoner.

[Anonymous No.16071376]

>>16064413
>5.8 inch girth
thats got to be either proof of a mistake or i dont understand some wierd rule with girth because thats thicker than a lot of people's arm. Especially women's

[Anonymous No.16071400]

>>16070757
Finnegan is awake (its the sequel)

[Anonymous No.16071495]

>dicklets itt seething with their normal distribution in hand

>>16071376
I have 6.1 inches of girth and its about as thick as my skelly forearm, why does that mean its a mistake? Is there some rule that arms have to be bigger than penises?

[Anonymous No.16071510]

>>16071495
"""""""""""""""
°_______°
""""""

[Anonymous No.16071518]

>>16064413
Self-reported lenghts are always way off when compared to actual random in person studies

Again, refer to here and stop lying and watching porn
https://calcsd.netlify.app/

[Anonymous No.16071583]

>20 inches flaccid
>the Religion of the ancient celts by macculloch

[Anonymous No.16071617]

>eternal

>the tunnel, by sabato.

[Anonymous No.16071783]

>>16070755
Isn't trying to feel good rational?

[Anonymous No.16072413]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.16072941]

>>16071783
To certain ends, sure, but there are also many cases where it is not. Eating chocolate tastes great; it feels good, but continue to eat it every day and for every meal and you'll become nutrient starved, fat, and lose your teeth. Lying makes us feel good most of the time, but many more times it simply brings suffering to you without you noticing, and with interest. Our instincts to chase dopamine and "feel good" are not enough to defeat nature (see drugs, addictions, folly), so such consoomer behavior would therefore be irrational. Humans must be adaptive and use all of their stimuli to live, not just the "good ones". That is what really separates human from animals, I believe, to act beyond our base instincts and essentially 'choose' what we do through a rational behavior. Humans are often, irrational, instead though.

[Anonymous No.16073037]

>>16072941
So chocolate-only diets have clear maluses, what are the consequences of pretend peepee wars on anonymous filipino cheesemongering forums

[Anonymous No.16073252]

>>16073037
Well, I suppose by simply engaging in such a thing, you are really hurting your mental health and masculinity in the long run. Sure, you're getting a temporary ego boost at first, but it's only doing so because you're insecure in the first place. Think about it, why do you feel good feeling that you may be superior to other imaginative guys online? It's because you feel inferior, and your brain seeks validation, no matter what kind (in this case, a completely pointless size up), to feel that it's not inferior. You participate in this thread, post stats and compare, you notice you're bigger than some guys and get a small boost of confidence. However, in a moment it's gone and you're back to your base state of insecurity, meaning you technically didn't give your brain what it really needed (security, confidence. you gave it fast food instead). The pretend peepee war merely gave you an easy way out of answering your feelings, but in doing so it never truly helped them.

Confident, attractive, healthy men do not measure their penis so they can go on an anime site and size up against others who did the same, nor do they lie anyway about it to make themselves feel better. The lie in this instance is a minute delusion to boost your pride, a pick-me-up bandaid. It is the exact reason roiders always want to be bigger, because they are essentially appealing to their insecurities rather than resolving them. It results in their ugly deformed appearances and deaths.

We all have dicks, all in different sizes shapes and colors. Love your dick and let it be a part of you, not an accessory that you're embarrassed of. This is a major mental step in becoming a true man, I believe.

[Anonymous No.16073291]

>I've never measured my penis.

[Anonymous No.16073331]

2 inches fully erect
Das Kapital

[Anonymous No.16074254]

>>16073252
I'm not embarrassed of my 7 1/2 inch willy, nor feel inferior because of it, seeking confidence and security from here is not healthy, I can agree with that
The penile space race is an age old jest between bonding men

[Anonymous No.16074329]

>tfw less than 4 inches
>tfw it never even began for me
As a 28 yo KHHV I envy all you fuckers in this thread so much, and my favorite book is Storms of Steel

[Anonymous No.16074653]

>>16074254
Okay, but what if I said my dick was bigger? What if everyone in the thread said they were bigger? Would you feel inferior then? I agree that such sizing-up contests are normal for men and do provide bonding, but you also have to understand why. They're communal mutually agreed upon gatherings where males can size each other up in a safe space, completely free of female eyes. It allows us to get a peek at the competition, to see where where we stand against it, and to show off what we got in contrast. It also shows that we respect each other and the rules of the game, that we will all abide by the same general principles in competing for females. It is like a rite of passage, in a way, but one that is inherently competitive.

Imagine if male crabs, before mating season, all gathered together in an area and showed off their claws to each other, seeing who has the strongest and biggest. Then, after much display and argument, they all scurry off to find females and start to show off, to see who actually is. Some crabs find out they were hot shit and gets mates, other crabs find out they didn't make the cut and were bluffing at best. That is pretty much what these penis contests are. Normal? Sure. Can be harmful? Yes, once you realize humans need a whole lot more fulfillment then "me dick bigger than his. Me lie on internet to make me feel good".

I wouldn't encourage it over just telling guys to love their dicks. Society puts too much pressure on men already, they shouldn't have genitalia insecurity as well. Just stop with the measurements ffs.

[Anonymous No.16074944]

>>16074653
kek I meant the banterous oneupmanship of my dicks bigger than your dick, no mine etc.. The ironical boast session, the four Yorkshiremen sketch captures this well with ever increasing exaggeration.
Here the format is characterised by choice of book with (sometimes) humourous results
If you want to get your todger out in front of Derek and Andrew then be my guest

[Anonymous No.16074958]

>>16056854
The knife thread is much subtler.

[Anonymous No.16075024]

Mobile posting so I'm not gonna search for the study but if the goal is female pleasure, having an uncut dick is more important than having a big dick. Obviously both is ideal but cut Americans will seethe. Anyway:
>5 in
>Journey to The End of the Night

[Anonymous No.16075721]

>10 inches (flaccid)
>Anon's diary

[Anonymous No.16075729]

>>16056854
>penis size

pic related (in centimeters btw)

>favorite book

Foucault´s Pendulum

[Anonymous No.16075751]

>>16075024
>if the goal is female pleasure
i think i just had a stroke

[Anonymous No.16075787]

>>16056854
8.5 inches
Orgy of the Will

[Anonymous No.16075788]

>>16057218
WHERE IS IT, WHERE'S THE PICTURE OF YOUR COCK?

[Anonymous No.16075796]

>>16056854
A bit over 5
100 Years of Solitude

[Anonymous No.16075857]

>>16056854
>5
>Flowers for Algernon

[Anonymous No.16075935]

>>16056854
>roughly 6.5 inches erect
>Frankenstein

[Anonymous No.16076019]

>>16075788
Here
>>16067514

>>16075787
That picture is the biggest bullshit I've seen today

[Anonymous No.16076065]

>>16076019
cope dicklet

[Anonymous No.16076084]

>>16064413
based and horsecock pilled

[Anonymous No.16076112]

7.9

The Upanishads