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/lit/ for getting the teenage pussy i didn't get in highschool?

>> No.14931969

>>14931957
You don't need books for this. Here, I'm going to be so nice and list the things you need to achieve this:

> be tall
> don't be not tall
> have money
> be physically attractive

That's it, that is all.

>> No.14931980

>>14931957
>>14931969
Go back to r9k you simpering morons.

>> No.14931982

>>14931980
/lit/ has more virgins per capita than /r9k/

>> No.14931987

>>14931957
I could kill this woman with a single strike. It's amazing how much better men are than women.

>> No.14931992

>>14931957
I want to tear off her panties and fuck this bitch.

>> No.14932001
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>> No.14932002

>>14931982
I am not able to believe that.

>> No.14932009

>>14931969
>That's it, that is all.
Here I am the testament that it isn't, though I've seen people shorter and less appealing than myself with gfs.

>> No.14932013

>>14931982
Being r9k tier isn't just a matter of being a virign, it's that perpetually whiny and bland writing style r9kers have, which they attempt to smear all over other boards like some ineffectual virus. It's a board full of NPCs who think that sticking one's dick in a wet hole is the be-all and end-all of existence.

>> No.14932014

>>14931992
This made me laugh a lot

>> No.14932024

>>14932009
Don't listen to incels. You have to be a certain way, and desirable, in terms of personality. The bracket of men who get gfs solely for their looks is very small, and doesn't lead to healthy relationships. And getting laid solely for your looks is ALSO a matter of personality, where you need to be a certain way socially to pull it off in conjunction with your appearance. Looks is necessary but not sufficient.

>> No.14932028

>>14931957
This is /lit/.
We prefer middle school.

>> No.14932029

reading books is the opposite of getting pussy. This isn't a bad thing, because doing nothing but getting pussy just makes you a dumbass slave to women. But it is still the opposite. The only way to get pussy is to act. Action involves risk, pain, anxiety, etc. All of the things that you love to avoid, which is why you are here, posting anonymously asking for a zero risk solution to your problem.

Here's how you get pussy. You act. You know how, you don't need a guide. You could just start talking to a woman at bus stop, train station, grocery store, gym, beach, bar, hiking trail. Of course you'll recoil at this suggestion, and scorn it. "Haha, yeah right bro.. just talk to her!! haha bee yourself!"

But this is just a projection of your own self-loathing. Your imagination immediately dreams up some horror where you are labeled a loser creep and it would be best to just not act. Of course you know this is just something you've dreamed up in your imagination to make the little cage your own more tolerable. It's far more painful to imagine that action would result in something positive if you are incapable of action.

A man that gets pussy is a man that imagines his action if fruitful. One who approaches women and talks to them, without being arrested by insane dreams of failure.

>> No.14932032

>>14931957
fucking teen pussy cannot filled the empty void in my soul left but descend from the creators light into egoism , no material desire can fulfill the craving for purpose, the end of samsara a self realization which ends all seeking

>> No.14932035

>>14932024
Bloody cunts need to fuck off

>> No.14932044

>>14931980
I'm not even hating. I have a girlfriend too. But the first impression and banalities like the things I listed are in fact the most important things in the first few moments of interaction.

Most people have a reasonably OK personality to get close to people who are somewhat compatible in the semi-long run, but you have to get there. You can't start the conversation with deep shit and profound ponderings; This stupid board, I think, has warped the perception of people who frequent it on how "normal" conversations are supposed to develop.

Physical attraction, and easy to gauge indicators of ability, like money and status are important. Maybe add to this the general skill of smalltalk and body language, but I left these out in my initial post, because you can't post a well balanced argument here - that just won't lead to discussion.

>> No.14932047

>>14932035
There are attractive autists, you know. The poster is right.

>> No.14932051

>>14932013
cope. r9k has produced many more memorable posts than lit

>> No.14932057

>>14931987
baste
also thats a child you pedo freak

>> No.14932062

>>14932024
>personality
what an odd way to say money and social status.
>>14932028
BASED. CUNNYPILLED.

>> No.14932068

>>14932051
> cope

Like clockwork.

>> No.14932092
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>>14931980
>r9k
i am not afraid of women
>>14932029
i 100% agree with you, this is a very based post and i wish every man had this mindset.
>>14932032
i just want (1)count ONE teen pussy to have a monogamous relationship with and eventually marry. i'm not gonna cuck my zoomer bros.
>>14932051
/r9k/ today is a cold shell of it's former self

>> No.14932093

>>14932029
fucking based

>> No.14932100

>>14932092
>/r9k/ today is a cold shell of it's former self
obviously, but in general even while it has been incel heaven if has had far higher peaks than /lit/

>> No.14932102

>>14932062
Money and social status is an exception, not the rule. Again, it takes a lot of it to actually significantly change how the relationship dynamic works. People tend to find partners within their own social class, and each social class is equally male and female. This mostly applies to those at the very top, its the extremes that matter. For the average person, you don't have to be rich to find someone that isn't dregs. And if you're talking trophy wife shit, again, that's the highest of high tiers.

>> No.14932103

>>14932068
seethe

>> No.14932122

>>14932102
it is absolutely the rule you vacuous hole. nothing is more of a lie than talk about "relationship dynamic." women are most attracted to social status within her general circle and perception, wealth being an aspect of that.

>> No.14932131

>>14932029
Every day I tell myself I must be a man of action, that I shouldn't sulk and instead just do, and every evening I vow to myself that tomorrow I will act instead of thinking to act. But every day when I am put in a position where I could actually do something fear grips me so hard I cannot physically bring myself to do it, and I hate myself for it.

>> No.14932133

>>14932092
>/r9k/ today is a cold shell of it's former self
Which was being a cold shell! They’re supposed to be robots after all
Don’t we have a new janitor yet? Did he already catch Covid?

>> No.14932140

>>14931957
I COOMED

>>14932057
Gayfag

>> No.14932147

>>14932133
I don't know but maybe you should think about going back and staying there for good

>> No.14932161

>>14932133
I have never wished ill on anyone but considering you're supposedly middle aged, it will be a huge improvement for this board if, you know, the moth were to be caught on fire.

>> No.14932164

>>14932133
I didn't take you for the kind of person that'd frequent r9k, butters.

>> No.14932228

>>14932164
I don’t. I’m from /lit/ for nearly ten years now. And the proximity is how I know about that board

>> No.14932244

>>14932164
Really? Shes the one responsible for most of the jezebel posting. It makes sense she (he) is a simping retard

>> No.14932253

>>14932228
imagine saying this without feeling immense shame.

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>>14932253

>> No.14932315

>>14931957
Post more faggot before the jannies delete the thread

>> No.14932325
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>>14932315
Nobody really answered my question

>> No.14932328

>>14931957
Do you have a link to your webm collection?

>> No.14932331

>>14932325
Ah fuck I had already coomed. Here we go again...

>> No.14932339

>>14931969
>> be tall
Yep.
>> don't be not tall
Yep.
>> have money
Nope.
>> be physically attractive
Uh...

And yet I still get this.

>> No.14932341

>>14932325
Lolita? Get with a single mom with a daughter then get rid of the hag

>> No.14932345

>>14931982
I remember when I first came here it was normal to mention having a gf or using books to impress girls.

>> No.14932350

>>14932029
>A man that gets pussy is a man that imagines his action if fruitful.
Nope. A man that gets pussy is usually good looking, tall etc... all empirically verifiable traits.

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>>14932328
I have these webms saved just so I can make these threads and have fags call me a pedo.
I'm just a bitter college kid angry at my highschool self for not paying more attention to girls.
I still look 16 though so whatever.
>>14932331
Be strong, don't coom brother.

>> No.14932355

>>14932253
I've been on /lit/ over 10 years at this point.

Reminder that this is a barely 10 year old board.

Reminder that I'm still a newfag.

>> No.14932357

>>14931957
>>14932325
I had never saved a webm in my computer before. Until today.

>> No.14932366

>>14932354
I tried to find the video of her on youtube where she berates a man for being captured on his first day.

It was relevant to a thread.

>> No.14932371

>>14932357
What was it a webm of?

>> No.14932375

>>14932325
Aight I would pay for the dvd to see her get rawdogged

>> No.14932379

>>14932371
Really? Those I just quoted.

>> No.14932392 [DELETED] 

>>14931969
> be tall
Not at all
> don't be not tall
Sure
> have money
Haha
> be physically attractive
Check

>> No.14932393

>>14932379
Sorry, what were you quoting? Was it a webm from a film?

>> No.14932400

>>14932393
I don't know where those are from. Ask OP.

>> No.14932408

>>14932357
That's pathetic.

>> No.14932414

>>14932408
Suck a dick

>> No.14932419

Valentina Bilbao

>> No.14932420

>>14932341
No I want to have a relationship with this girl and I'd rather she doesn't come from a messed up family.

>> No.14932428

>>14931957
women know their only value is their body so they go so far as to walk around in panties for attention from it.

and OP, you can get all the teen gash you would like so long as you don't need them to be into it at first—they should be by the end.

>> No.14932442

>>14932420
fuck that, find one with serious problems who would like to be dependant on you. you can help a qt in need for fresh CUNNY.

>> No.14932444
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>>14932419
Jesus christ she's 19 but looks a lot older than that.
And people wonder why I thirst after highschool freshman.

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>>14932414
Don't be mad, be better.

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>>14931992
It is worse,” says St, John Chrysostom, “to become like, than to be born, a senseless beast; for, to be naturally without reason is tolerable.” The saint says, that to want reason by nature is not disgraceful; but, to be born with the gift of reason, and afterwards to live like a beast, obeying the lusts of the flesh, is degrading to man, and makes him worse than a senseless brute.

What would you say if you saw a man who would, of his own accord, live in a stable with horses, feed with them on hay and oats, and sleep, as they do, on dung? The man who submits to the tyranny of any passion, does what is far worse in the eyes of God.

5. It was thus the Gentiles lived, who, because the darkness of their understanding prevented them from discerning between good and evil, went wherever their sensual appetite led them. ”That you walk not,” says St. Paul, ”as also the Gentiles walk, in the vanity of their mind, having their understanding darkened.” (Ephes. iv. 17, 18.)

Hence they were abandoned to their vices to impurity and avarice, and blindly obeyed the commands of their passions. ”Who, despairing, have given themselves up to lasciviousness, unto the working of all uncleanness, unto covetousness.” (verse 19.) To this miserable state are reduced all Christians who, despising reason and God, follow the dictates of passion.

In punishment of their sins God abandons them, as he abandoned the Gentiles, to their own wicked desires. ”Wherefore God gave them up to the desires of their own heart.” (Rom. i. 24.) This is the greatest of all chastisements.

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>>14931969

>> No.14932476

>>14932442
Anon I can make anyone fall in love with me, I'll even give her some LSD so she won't be a materialist or a consoomer.

>> No.14932487

>>14932444
>19
Too old. Dropped.

>> No.14932506

>>14932487
That webm is like 4 years old

>> No.14932546

>>14932476
everyone i know who does lsd or similar are both of those and general giant faggots, especially the foids.

>> No.14932553

>>14932444
checked. Why her mouth like this? books on physiognomy pls.

>> No.14932580

>>14932546
I do not understand how anyone who takes psychedelics can be that way.

I mean, well they make you more of what you really are. If that's what they are then, ouch.

>> No.14932591

>>14931987
This gets posted at just the right frequency that I giggle every time

>> No.14932626

>>14932453
based, cumbrains BTFO.

>> No.14932669

>>14932580
retard

>> No.14932678

>>14932444
she looks ugly in this one

>> No.14932679

>>14932669
explain

>> No.14932692

>>14932444
Why you posting two guys.

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>>14932669
TELL ME WHY I'M A RETARD

>> No.14932848 [DELETED] 

>>14931957
sauce on this?

>> No.14932860

>>14932131
Don't hate yourself, hate this particular affliction and conquer it using the strength of your being

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>>14931957
seriously how is this thread still up?
/lit/ is a pretty active board so how are the mods not on the case?

(not that i'm against it being up)

>> No.14932912

>>14932350
once again a fiction to ease your own suffering.
>it's not my fault. im not tall. im not hot. im not. im not.
yet, there's literally billions of men, and the overwhelming majority manage to have sex. That's the empirically verifiable fact for you, retard.

>> No.14932916

>>14931992
Theophrastus tells us that sins of desire deserve a harsher rebuke than sins of anger.

>> No.14932917

>>14932092
I JUST WANNA SEE HER ASS

>> No.14932932

>>14932917
>>14932325

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>> No.14932968

>>14932932
ah I see, she did not disappoint

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bros...

>> No.14932986

>>14932980
this nigga went through her entire insta

>> No.14932997

>>14932131
no use drugs, it's how you actually get over yourself

>> No.14933007

>>14932029
its true thats why i stopped reading im trying to act but the chink virus isnt helping its over im gonna die a khhv

>> No.14933012

>>14932997
i couldn’t help it

>> No.14933013

>>14932029
PSA : Don't try this if you're proper ugly. You could easily become an unwitting sex offender if someone takes enough of an offense at your gall to make advances on them.

>> No.14933027

>>14932458
What does that have to do with the thing I posted? You were being a dick to her, because she felt unsafe meeting amid corona virus, and you blame her for it? See my post about most people having a reasonably OK personality; in this message you just displayed that you are one of the people who don't: You're just whining about "society - bottom text" in your message honestly.

>> No.14933046

>>14932057
Unbased and bluepilled

>> No.14933187

>>14932941
all women are QUEENS

>> No.14933195

>>14932916
>>14932453
>peepeepoopoo said blah blah blah
I dont give a shit I literally dont fucking give a shit i want to rape her and you cant change my mind on this faggot

>> No.14933196

>>14932980
fucking whore

>> No.14933199

>>14933187
If she BREATHES she’s a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!

>> No.14933230

>>14931957
What kind of society allows this outrageous public display without the right to rape such a thing?

>> No.14933268

>>14932980
I could kill this woman with a single strike. It's amazing how much better men are than women.

>> No.14933284

>>14932325
>thong
into the trash it goes