/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12124665]

write a short story about this image

[Anonymous No.12124671]

EEEE SHAKA BOOOM

[Anonymous No.12124682]

Who is this schmucko stugazz, he wondered before getting out into the Alabama night. Guess he's just filling his car with gabagool. Whaddo I care? The man shrugged and put the fugazi nozzle into the maniccot-tank.

[Anonymous No.12124717]

"NIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.12124718]

>a gallon of gas is cheaper than a gallon of milk

[Anonymous No.12124789]

>>12124665
"Low fat milk has a higher octane? Who woulda thunk it. At least it won't explode when my butt falls in the tank...and I used to be Brad Pitt too. Why do the buttons on my shirt keep popping off?"

[Anonymous No.12124828]

It was a matter of principal for Darren, or at least that's what he told himself. It was more than likely he just wanted to make a scene. He was certain that the Korean lady from the car rental place never once mentioned a $7 refilling fee. This was on top of the overpriced gas they were charging to fill it back up. Of course it was some other Korean working the counter that night, and she wasn't going to waive the fee based off the testimony of a man reeking of hard liquor. He had undone two of the buttons on his shirt as he berated the woman. It was done with purpose, popping them out at various points to display that a new level of annoyance had been reached. The dispenser clicked over as he finished filling the tank. A few drops of gasoline dripped on to his shoe as he removed it from the shitbox they had put him in for the week.

YADDA YADDA YADDA HE KILLS SOMEONE ON THE WAY BACK TO THE RENTAL PLACE

[Anonymous No.12124850]

>>12124665
>thinks he’s hot shit
>drives a Honda Civic

[Anonymous No.12124855]

As he filled up the gas tank of his car, unwholesome thoughts were racing through his mind

"That bitch, she better have my money, or else shit will get ugly"

Unawares that a picture of him was being taken, looking like an unholy douchebag

[Anonymous No.12124864]

>>12124850
>>12124855
Fuck you faggots. He looks cool as shit.

[Anonymous No.12125095]

>>12124665
>milk is 3
What shithole is this lmao

[Anonymous No.12125135]

They stopped for gas. "Boston" George Jung stared at his reflection in the plate glass window. "Hey there, handsome" he muttered. He hadn't slept in days and it showed. George's beeper chirped. El Padrino. Grimacing, George slammed the gas panel shut and scanned the lot for a payphone.

A sortee of Pablo's men were in the van behind him. They were laughing about something, idly playing with the gadgets he'd given them. One snapped George's picture with a Polaroid. Raising a hand to shield himself, George approached the driver's side window.

"Gabacho patrol" said the ugly spic cocksucker in the front seat. "Tony from Montana." He grinned, revealing a row of gold enamel on his upper teeth.

"El Padroni is calling me" said George. The spics in the van stopped laughing. One of them looked sick. "Sicarios, my ass" thought Boston.

[Anonymous No.12125145]

"15.89"
"15.94"
"15.99"
"Bingo! 16 bucks worth of gas and daddy slick legs is good to go"
"Why do you always call yourself that?" asked the blonde haired puss on legs sitting in the passenger seat
"To remind me that I'm not in a video game. Ever hear of a totem tuts?" answered daddy slick legs with a smug shit eating grin slug under his 500$ shades

Cont?

[Anonymous No.12125155]

>>12125145
yes please

[Anonymous No.12125163]

>>12124717
>"With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.12125184]

Jack was having a rough streak. After losing everything he had in a three day card game, He had to find a way to tell his wife. He had pissed away his sons college fund, his daughters wedding deposit and their mortgage payment for that month.

He stared at the pump and while his whole world was on fire. He had never felt so alive.

[Anonymous No.12125193]

>>12125184
>Reddit tier.
>Using colloquialisms outside of dialogue.

[Anonymous No.12125207]

>>12125193
shut up retard

[Anonymous No.12125248]

>>12125163
I dont get it

[Anonymous No.12125268]

>>12124665
Get get get get got got got got
Blood rush to my head bit hot lock
Poppin' off the fuckin' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot
Tailpipe draggin’, volume blastin’, bailin’ out my brain
Red light flash, dem stop I smash
Abraxas, hydroplane, massive
Catch this flight flow rainin’ madness
Mastered mine and laced
The ave with black cat fish tailin’ waves of stratus
Curb right to far left lane
Don’t wait for me, if I care
'Bout anything, anywhere
Losin’ myself, I get the stares
What I’m lookin’ at, wasn’t there
Wasn’t there, wasn’t there
Wasn’t there, wasn’t there
Nothin’ out there, can’t stay inside
Hit the bar, sleep deprived
Who drove the car? I’m still alive
Up in smoke, moon was low
How’d you know, didn’t say I did
Whose is this? You know what this is
But do you know?
Get get get get got got got got
Blood rush to my head bit hot lock
Poppin' off the fuckin' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot
Fly inside out
Rot dem big shot simp slot shit but a one hit quick stop
So many ways to skin the frame
Remember when first got strange
Now I just think it life obey
So what comes next right away
Right away, right away
Right away, right away
Raise the cup, tilt it dry
Come black cloud, cover the sky
Tongue through pupil of your eye
Sickness moves you can’t deny
Lickin' through you, mastermind
For mercy man cry
Yeah, I’m knowin' and you know why
Nail through mental ever dem try
Pigeon hole me get crucified
Can’t clone this edge
What’s it cost to lose your head
Wit out end up lost
Should be askin' where’s the safe
Born with a ski mask on my face
Get get get get got got got got
Blood rush to my head bit hot lock
Poppin' off the fuckin' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot
Lycanthropic manic cycles
Fire water, burnin' bibles
Wake up ragin', call a taxi
Take me to the nearest city
Cell light up, yeah get at me
Make it quick though, blood, I'm busy
Get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy
Drilled a hole into my head
Pierced the bone and felt the breeze
Lift my thoughts out dem sick bed
Wit a pair of crow skeleton wings
Know nothin’ since then it seems
Been floatin’ through the nexus threadin’ dreams
But did you know?
Yo
Get get get get got got got got
Blood rush to my head bit hot lock
Poppin' off the fuckin' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot
Get get get get got got got got
Blood rush to my head bit hot lock
Poppin' off the fuckin' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot

[Anonymous No.12125271]

>>12124717
unironically excellent

[Anonymous No.12125311]

[Enter Gas Station and Man]

Man "O' Why o' why is the gas price so high?"

Gas Station ". . ."

Man "Prey tell lord, pray tell! A time where I need not of this smoke!"

[He smoked a cigarette]

Man "I've no choice, I must, I must! Nay dare I take the risk, I must fill! O' accursed station tell me, tell me why you daunt me? O' how I fool myself 'tis, not you, but I, me!"

Gas station ". . ."

Man "Another day I suppose, where you've overcome me, ridiculed me, outdid me."

[Man gleamed towards the Station still smoking]

[End Scene]

[Anonymous No.12125361]

>>12124665
"I swear to God I'll kill that cocksucker"
Sometimes in life, regardless of politics or profession, you simply must DO IT. At roughly 2 AM last Saturday, some greasy cocksucker started eyeballin' me at the pump station. I wanted to tear his little nigger head off right then and there.
"Marty, get the FUCK in the car!"
But, you see, this bitch wife of mine simply could NOT keep to herself and let MEN settle business. THAT is the PRIMARY fucking issue we've got ourselves in this state of america. Bitches interfering in the affairs of us MEN, the backbone of society.
"Sandra, listen. I've told you numerous times before. Don't you fucking DARE presume to give me, the man of our nuclear family, orders. I have fucking HAD IT with your little mouth spewing up SHIT that, frankly, belongs right down there in your vagina."
So what did I do? I DID IT. I killed him. I killed that fucking dumb nigger. Fucking stupid little womanly fucking nigger, that's what he was. And I drove. I drove long, hard, and fast. Being a man is no easy walk down 5th avenue. It is THE experience, THE responsibility, THE LIFE. And to live, you must DO IT.

[Anonymous No.12125363]

>>12124717
>"With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
keked audibly

[Anonymous No.12125934]

>>12124717
fucking nice

[Anonymous No.12126070]

>>12124717
This is great.

[Anonymous No.12126073]

>>12124665
James was walking down the street to run the local church group for disaffected youths, when an old lady waiting at the traffic lights fell and tore her jacket and shirt, leaving an embarrassing hole right above her breasts. James ran to help her, and asked if there was anything he could do.
"Well, it just so happens I have some spare needle and thread in my bag, if you lend me a couple of buttons from your top I could button up my jacket and get home protected." she said. Being the good samaritan he is, James obliged and carried on his way.
Soon he passed a gas station though, and from it he heard a troubled commotions coming from one of the cars. "Mierda, I'm covered in shit!" said a distressed man at one of the gas pumps, after pouring gas all over himself. "Ay hombre, could you finish filling my car for my while I quickly change in the bathroom? It's my wedding anniversary and I'm running late!"
James was reluctant, but remembering the example of our saviour Jesus, agreed to the man's request. Then, just as a rare curse word was about to make its way into his conscious mind, a homeless man, clearly high on some substance, stumbled over to James and put a lit cigarette in his mouth. "If you take this out of your mouth, I swear to God, I will fucking kill you." James, so utterly taken aback by this turn of events, completely froze and left it there.
At that very moment, he heard a faint *snap*, like the sound of a shutter going off.

[Anonymous No.12126078]

>>12124717
More please

[Anonymous No.12126235]

>>12124665
braaaapap pffphtpffthpfffrraaapapap
braaap plop plop plop blorttttt baaaraaaap papap

[Anonymous No.12126251]

>>12124665
"You wanna stare at me, you filthy NIGGER? Right back at ya, you fucking ape."

[Anonymous No.12126269]

>>12124717
based

[Anonymous No.12126314]

>>12124717
Reverberate is an intransitive verb.

>making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins

Doesn't make any sense. Remove 'even as' and start a new sentence at the $9 wine. 9/10 anyway.

[Anonymous No.12127175]

>>12125311
You might have autism

[Anonymous No.12127192]

>>12124717
You've bested us today, white man. I concede the thread to you.

[Anonymous No.12127194]

Why did you feel the need to take a picture of this cool guy

>>12124850
True

[Anonymous No.12127198]

Damn where is gas still 2.24?

[Anonymous No.12127221]

>>12127194
Someone was complaining about him smoking at a gasoline and ethanol fueling station.
>m-muh kids are in the car!
>he MUST be so addicted!!
Literal NPCs.

Bitch shouldn't have had her kids out at 12:00pm at night, and also, only two sort of people people think cigarettes are an addiction: 1. low IQ ex-smokers (as well as current ones who "want to quit") who actually had/have a behavioral addiction. 2. people who have never tried tobacco period. It's about as 'addictive' as coffee is, and purely a functional sense, rather than euphoric pull, and the withdrawal symptoms are similar (just a headache for a week).

[Anonymous No.12127259]

>>12127221
Nicotine infused tobacco is obviously addictive. Smoke for a few more years and get back to me.

Smoking at a gas station isn't a big deal though

[Anonymous No.12127283]

stole gas

[Anonymous No.12127287]

>>12127259
>Caffeine infused coffee is obviously addictive. Drink for a few more years and get back to me.

[Anonymous No.12127317]

>>12124717
posting in epic bread

[Anonymous No.12127518]

>>12126073
Terrible joke, even worse execution

[Anonymous No.12127707]

>>12127221
12:00pm at night? you mean am

[Anonymous No.12127728]

>>12124850

[Anonymous No.12129080]

>>12127707
>pedantic

[Anonymous No.12129128]

>>12124717
best one so far

great thread

[Anonymous No.12130102]

>>12124717
unironically felt the coke siphoning in already

[Anonymous No.12130262]

it's 4 am saturday night, really sunday now, and i'm pumping gas, somewhere in the desert, and in the calm of the night it's cool, but the coke is wearing off the stress is getting to me, i'm grinding my teeth and god i've got to get this jacket off me but i've got to play it cool, i'll do it when i'm back on the highway. got to try remain as inconspicuous as possible, and i light a cigarette, take my first drag just as i pull the trigger on the pump, and i get a little lightheaded; feels like every gallon of gas that gets pumped into the car makes reality move a little slower, makes the forecast a little more optimistic. i can still make it out of this.

[Anonymous No.12130279]

>>12124828
The buttons popping with every level of annoyance is bretty gud

[Anonymous No.12130285]

>>12130262
Nice! I like it.

[Anonymous No.12130317]

The man that Andrew had assigned me to tail gave off every indication of being in an unholy place and doing things he shouldn't. However, even after driving down the highway for twenty uninterupted hours with eight stops along the way, I still hadn't the slightest idea whether he was an agency informant as Andrew suspected, or the real deal.

He pulled in for his ninth stop, this time at a gas station, and with my hands free from having to steer, I once again timidly started taking photos, hoping to god that he would remain oblivious to my sloppy attempt at stalking. The cocaine he probably took at the supermarket where he bought those cigarettes was now in full swing, and he spun round and round in exaggerated fits of paranoia while pumping up his automobile.

[Anonymous No.12130338]

>>12124717
>"With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.12130392]

When he stopped the motor of his car, Johnny felt that there was something strange in the air. Was someone following him, or was it just his paranoia. Not long ago, one of his coworkers, a rather creepy looking guy, told him that his wife hired a private detective. That she was suspicious of him constantly coming home late. Initially he dismissed it. But now, here at the gas station, Johnny wasn't so sure anymore.

He put on the handbrake, and swung open the door. While pulling himself out of the car, he noticed that he was still slightly dizzy from taking poppers. There weren't many cars at this time. He quickly glaced around, before he stomped to the fuel disperser. He stuck the fuel nozzle into his car. Again, he had a feeling of being watched. After looking around, he looked down to his shoes, noticing that his shirt was still open. He forgot to button it up after his rendevouz.

[Anonymous No.12130456]

>>12130262
i'm the one that wrote this. edited it a little bit.
----------------
it's 4 am saturday night, really sunday now, and i'm pumping gas, somewhere in the desert. in the cool of the night i shouldn't be sweating this much, but i am, even with my shirt half un-buttoned, the wind against my chest, and i'm grinding my teeth and the coke is wearing off and god i've got to get this fucking jacket off me but not here, play it cool, i'll do it when i'm back on the highway. got to try remain as inconspicuous as possible. we don't want any questions.

i light a cigarette, take my first drag just as i pull the trigger on the pump, and i get a little light-headed; feels like every gallon of gas that gets pumped into the car makes reality move a little slower, makes the forecast a little more optimistic. i can still make it out of this. three more hours. maybe two if i don't have to keep stopping to take a fucking piss. two more hours and crystal will be waiting, ready to pull me in to her big tits with her thin arms, and everything will be okay. everything will be okay if i can just make it back to la. we'll sort the rest out later.

[Anonymous No.12130467]

>>12125135
>Tony from Montana
Bretty gud.

[Anonymous No.12130703]

>>12124850
elliot, is that you?

[Anonymous No.12130720]

>>12125311
Underrated

[Anonymous No.12130838]

>>12124717

this is incredible.

[Anonymous No.12131625]

>>12124665
J'ai conduit sur l'interstate sur environ 750 kilomètres, d'un seul coup. Il fallait impérativement, absolument que je parte, loin de ma vie réduite en morceaux. Finalement, je m'arrête sur un Family Express, un peu avant la frontière, pour refaire le plein; j'entame mon cinquième paquet de la journée. Une connasse, une greluche de la pire espèce sort son téléphone dernier cri et décide de me prendre en photo: elle a sans doute peur que je foute le feu a la station, la conne.
Eh bien, pour autant que ça me concerne, elle peut brûler avec moi, cette sale pute, ça vaudra mieux pour tout le monde; je rentre dans ma Prius, et prends une bonne taffe avant de repartir tout droit vers mon destin final.

[Anonymous No.12131680]

>>12124717
This is the best thing I've seen all day, thanks man.

[Anonymous No.12132236]

My brother lives in Japan and plays jazz professionally. He said there's more demand for jazz musicians there, but I think it's just because he likes anime and because the Japanese are small so it makes him feel taller.

He and I are twins. I was born first, but I'm the shorter one. We started taking piano lessons at the age of six. I stopped when I was 16, I needed to make time for driver's ed, but he kept taking lessons with progressively better teachers until he was 20. He never learned to drive, so I had to drive him to all of his gigs. He said he never made enough money to pay for gas, which I knew was bull-fucking-shit, but I never felt like calling him out for it.
My piano teacher told me my hands were weak, and that my brother's were strong. The doctor said I would never be as tall as my brother if I didn't get more calcium in my diet. My brother was always drinking fucking milk. That piece of shit. I can't stand the stuff.
Anyway. I'm on the way to the airport to get my brother now. I make more than him these days, so taxing him around isn't much of a bother. I sure wish he'd buy his own milk though.

[Anonymous No.12132277]

For sale: Condom, never worn.

[Anonymous No.12132306]

>>12130456
very nice

>>12130392
i like this

>>12130317
this is good

>>12132236
solid character development

>>12124717
i keep reading this every time i come back to the thread and it makes me laugh every time

[Anonymous No.12132358]

>>12124850
Cars are just giant polluting dicks for insecure middle class dudes, bicycles are the future.

[Anonymous No.12132394]

>>12124717
Hahahaha

[Anonymous No.12132636]

>>12124665
Moving to china was a goddamn mistake. Ever since that guy got flung out of one of those spinning carnival rides after trying to stand horizontal and landed in my back yard, I've had to pay for all of his hospital expenses.
Turns out, the bloke isn't half bad, and I even let him move to America with me, but every time we stop for gas I consider leaving him. But the fucker always manages to come back with two gallons of milk before I can fill up the tank.
Whatever, guess I'm stuck with him. How bad can it be?

[Anonymous No.12132642]

>>12124850
with a car, you can go anywhere you want

[Anonymous No.12133028]

>>12132636
rippen/10
>>12124717
>>12124789
>>12125135
>>12125184
>>12125311
>>12130262
>>12130392
>>12132236
cringe
>>12132306
nice reddit spacing

[Anonymous No.12133055]

>>12124717
Never gets old

[Anonymous No.12133058]

>>12132277
He is too pure and too cool for sex. Chaste chad vs virgin philanderer

[Anonymous No.12133388]

[Anonymous No.12133845]

>>12124665
While at the gas station, the agent decided to light a cigarette to relax. Soon after the gas station manager ran out to tell him that he couldn't smoke. "Fuck you", the agent replied. He then took the red pencil out of his pocket and with precaution...

[Anonymous No.12133849]

>>12124717
haha niggers is a bad word and therefore inherently funny! I find this hilarious and not at all reddit!

[Anonymous No.12133870]

>>12133849
leave

[Anonymous No.12133890]

>>12133849
I think it was more the last sentence that was meant to be funny, anon.

[Anonymous No.12133893]

>>12133870
make me bitch

[Anonymous No.12133894]

>>12133849
"OFFENSIVE words could be here" he thought, "I've never been on 4chan before. There could be OFFENSIVE words anywhere."

[Anonymous No.12133900]

>>12133893
I'll give you five seconds to reconsider your position.

[Anonymous No.12133902]

>>12133894
this is 4channel newfag
go back to 4chan

[Anonymous No.12133906]

>>12133900
1 2 3 4 5

[Anonymous No.12133909]

>>12133906
You've been cursed. Enjoy her.

[Anonymous No.12133915]

>>12133909
weak af my dude

[Anonymous No.12133916]

>>12133915
You're still here?

[Anonymous No.12133918]

>>12133915

[Anonymous No.12133930]

>>12133916
yeah I'm beating off and shitposting and there is nothing you can do to stop me, so you might as well suck my dick and help me finish. Eat my shit

[Anonymous No.12133936]

>>12133930
How am I supposed to do both at the same time?

[Anonymous No.12133936,1]

>>12124717
fucking classic, historic post

[Anonymous No.12133936,2]

>>12133936,1
i say the "With a car," line every time i get in my car. it never stops being funny and i will probably do so until i die

[Anonymous No.12133936,3]

>>12124717
On a pilgrimage to pay my solemn respects to the most significant /lit/ post in the history of the entire board.

[Anonymous No.12133936,4]

>>12124717
BASED

[Anonymous No.12133936,5]

>>12124717
>>12133936,3
Also on pilgrimage.
Thanks for the laughs
See you space cowboys

[Anonymous No.12133936,6]

>>12124717
I have found the holy monument for which I sought and my soul is ennobled by gazing upon it.

[Anonymous No.12133936,7]

>>12124717
Just paying my respects to this one.

[Anonymous No.12133936,8]

>>12124717
This is where it happened

[Anonymous No.12133936,9]

>>12124717
someone post the vocaroo

[Anonymous No.12133936,10]

>>12124717
Unironically one of the best posts I've ever witnessed on this shit website
>>12133936,9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKxEt79T-O0 even better

[Anonymous No.12133936,11]

>>12124717
God, what a phenomenal post.
It's that last sentence that really completes it.

[Anonymous No.12133936,12]

>>12124717
Based and sleazepilled.

[Anonymous No.12133936,13]

>>12133894
lol

[Anonymous No.12133936,15]

>>12124717
Pure pottery

[Anonymous No.12133936,16]

>>12124717
I'm on a pilgrimage to see this post. I crack up every god damn time I read it.

[Anonymous No.12133936,17]

>>12124717
>>12133936,16
>I'm on a pilgrimage to see this post. I crack up every god damn time I read it.
me too fren, didn't even know you could comment on the archive

[Anonymous No.12133936,18]

>>12124717
just passing by to experience /lit/ history

[Anonymous No.12133936,19]

>>12124717
A truly classic post.

[Anonymous No.12133936,20]

>>12124717
based

[Anonymous No.12133936,21]

>>12124717
Based and niggerpilled.

[Anonymous No.12133936,22]

>>12124717
the fuck is this you can comment to archived threads on warosu?

[Anonymous No.12133936,23]

do you need to noko?
which field does it go to i forgot

[Anonymous No.12133936,24]

>>12124717
Good shit.

[Anonymous No.12133936,25]

>>12124717
Just what is it about that last line that is so good? It completes it so damn well.

[Anonymous No.12133936,26]

>>12124717
The best there ever was or will be.

[Anonymous No.12133936,27]

/lit/'s finest hour

[Anonymous No.12133936,28]

>>12124717
This is what they took from us

[Anonymous No.12133936,29]

Start with the greeks

[Anonymous No.12133936,30]

>>12124717
Ebin. how is this thread still live lmao

[Anonymous No.12133936,31]

>>12124717
BASED AND FUCKNIGGERPILLED

[Anonymous No.12133936,32]

sweet dreams are made of these

[Anonymous No.12133936,33]

>>12124717
Crowning achievement of /lit/

[Anonymous No.12133936,34]

>>12124717
A little bit on the nose there Raimi

[Anonymous No.12133936,35]

>>12124717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFKNVbFTvZw&list=LLp9hlopnSXhYjoj75wP2SRg&index=56&t=0s

[Anonymous No.12133936,36]

>>12124717
thanks for writing this

[Anonymous No.12133936,37]

>>12124717
this is like the mecca of /lit/

[Anonymous No.12133936,38]

>>12124717
Stunning work. And a stark warning to all.

[Anonymous No.12133936,40]

>>12124717
Legendary post

[Anonymous No.12133936,41]

>>12124717
nighhas

[Anonymous No.12133936,42]

>>12124717
Paying respect to this legendary post

[Anonymous No.12133936,43]

>>12124717
:^)

[Anonymous No.12133936,44]

>>12124665
yes

[Anonymous No.12133936,45]

>>12124717
BASED

[Anonymous No.12133936,46]

>>12124717
I keep coming back to this one

[Anonymous No.12133936,47]

>>12124717
hahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.12133936,48]

>>12124717
I don't get the joke at all. Is the last line a reference to something? Or is it just shitty absurdist humor?

[Anonymous No.12133936,54]

>>12124717
what i can comment here... niggers could be HERE.

[Anonymous No.12133936,55]

>>12133936,10
>>12124717
Great

[Anonymous No.12133936,56]

>>12124717
Kino

[Anonymous No.12133936,57]

>>12124717
Excellent

[Anonymous No.12133936,58]

>>12124717
here to pay my dues

[Anonymous No.12133936,59]

>>12124717
paying dues
muslims have pilgrimage to mecca, we have pilgrimage to this thread

[Anonymous No.12133936,61]

>>12124717
Jozi Al and Based this is for you!

[Anonymous No.12133936,62]

>>12124717
I did it! It's Ori btw.

[Anonymous No.12133936,65]

>>12124717
makin' the pilgrimage to this epic post

[Anonymous No.12133936,66]

Best post ever

[Anonymous No.12133936,67]

>>12124717
I'm here for my rite of passage

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>>12124717
Just finished my $9 wine and had to visit.
A Nobel prize for poetry it deserves.

[Anonymous No.12133936,69]

ghostposting in a based thread

[Anonymous No.12133936,70]

>>12124717
Paying respects at the ass end of the hell that is 2020.

[Anonymous No.12133936,71]

>>12124717
I still don't understand what the last part is supposed to mean

t. ESL shitter

[Anonymous No.12133936,73]

>>12124717
Epic

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>>12124717
by all means, one of the most biblical posts on this website. gentlemen, you are witnessing history here.

[Anonymous No.12133936,86]

>>12124717
With a car, you can go anywhere you want.

[Anonymous No.12133936,87]

>>12133936,71
It means that you can go wherever you want with a car, provided you have one.

[Anonymous No.12133936,88]

>>12124717
chongalonga loy hum diddle doo diddle dee doo dum hongabongadongalonga hoy

[Anonymous No.12133936,89]

>>12124717
I've made it. I completed this in real life.

[Anonymous No.12133936,97]

>>12124717
Come to ascribe my name to the funniest fucking post in this sites history. Makes me hurt keking everytime.

[Anonymous No.12133936,98]

>>12124717
Another visitor to this holy post.
(merited)

[Anonymous No.12133936,100]

>>12124717
Blessed be this post. May it echo throughout the internet for all of time. Sweet dreams are made of this post.

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>>12133936,101
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[Anonymous No.12133936,113]

>>12124717
Incredibly significant to the historical record.
Summerfags could be here.

[Anonymous No.12133936,117]

>>12124717
Paying my respects to the best post that has ever been written on this Cambodian basket-weaving forum.

[Anonymous No.12133936,118]

>>12124717
I had to carry myself here, once more. so my memory can freshen up

[Anonymous No.12133936,120]

>>12124717
These words were written by a prophet.

[Anonymous No.12133936,122]

>>12124717
i kneel

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>>12124717
with an archive you can reply whenever you want

[Anonymous No.12133936,130]

>>12124717
Mashallah, may your replies be eternal

[Anonymous No.12133936,131]

>>12124717
Blessings of the new year to this post, may it never be forgotten.

[Anonymous No.12133936,132]

>>12124717
hehe

[Anonymous No.12133936,133]

>>12124717
So do /lit/ pseuds actually think that this nonsense is good? Do they not realize that this is posted on other boards to laugh at them?

[Anonymous No.12133936,134]

>>12124665
>>12124717
This part of my journey is now complete.

[Anonymous No.12133936,135]

>>12124717

>”With a car, you can go anywhere you want.”
Except from Moscow to Kiev, apparently.

[Anonymous No.12133936,136]

>>12124717
Thank you for being born

[Anonymous No.12133936,137]

>>12124717
"Ghostposters could be here," he thought.

[Anonymous No.12133936,145]

>>12124717
it's great.

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