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The Count of Monte Cristo?
more like The Cunt of Monte Cristo lol

>> No.9988526

Low quality bait.
Saged.

>> No.9988536

>>9988526
>tries to sage
>bumps my thread
thanks newbuddy

>> No.9988622

>>9988522
discuss

>> No.9988764

>>9988522
Yeah, by Alexander DUMBASS! LOL

>> No.9988772

>>9988764
LOL

>> No.9988791
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9988791

Why is Jesus on the cover?

>> No.9988825

>>9988791
Are you implying something?

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>>9988791
Why is Jacques-Louis David on the cover?

>> No.9988864

>>9988842
published by penguin clASSics haha

>> No.9988876

The anime is better.

>> No.9988905

>>9988876
more like
The enema is better lol

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>>9988522

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>>9988522
Middlemarch by George Eliot? more like Middlefarts by George Smelliot lmao

>> No.9990149

>>9989250
lmao good one

>> No.9990230

Looking to read this soon. Best translation/ edition?

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>>9990230
>reading french litterature in english

>> No.9991357

>>9988522
Moby Dick more like...
Oh shit

>> No.9991387

I really enjoy hiding these threads

>> No.9991499

>>9990230
Unabridged Wordsworth Classics.

>> No.9991841

bumping for interest

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9991936

The Cock of Mounded Crisco?
The Scabs of Sloppy Fistholes?
I should stay on Reddit.

>> No.9991982

>>9991936
yes you should
this is a thread made for quality discussion not for your shitty redditor puns

>> No.9992009

>>9991982
But I got a (You) and you didn't sage. IMMD :3

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9992294

What other MC's of literature are as ALPHA as Edmond Dantes?

>> No.9993095

>>9992009
sage? I'm OP retard

>> No.9994178

bump

>> No.9995570

bumping

>> No.9995660

>>9988791
Because revenge is His endgame too.

>> No.9995672

>The Cock of Monty Python
>The Cook of Meaty Crisco
>The Amount of Money Created
>The Fount of Bunny Cumdrops

>> No.9995678

>>9995672
reddit
out of my thread, NOW

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>>9995678

>> No.9995688

>>9995683
I told you to get OUT
you can stay if you come up with better posts

>> No.9995691

>The Gay Science by Friedrich Nietzsche

More like

>The Gay Sigh ASS by Freedick Needdicksheehee

lmao

>> No.9995703

>>9988876
theres an anime?

>>9992294
literally none. edmond dantes is the fucking king of alpha

>> No.9995711

>>9995691
haha im laughing my ass off rn gj anon

>> No.9995714

>>9990230
TRANSlation lol stupid lib gtf oh

>> No.9995717

>>9995714
lol also eDICKtion

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9995844

Jane Eyre? more like Jane suck my dick you fuckin whoo-ah

>> No.9996130

>>9988522
no no i agree with u

>> No.9996208

>>9988522
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>>9988536
>>9988622
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>>9996130
hell yeah bitch

>> No.9996219

>>9996208
Thanks stav

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>>9995703
>theres an anime?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gankutsuou:_The_Count_of_Monte_Cristo
>Gankutsuou's unusual visual style layers Photoshop textures into digital animation, with backgrounds often rendered in 3D. Gankutsuou is set in the far future, during the year 5053, whereas Alexandre Dumas's original novel takes place during the Bourbon Restoration. Though Gankutsuou incorporates elements of science-fiction and fantasy, it also retains many aesthetics of France in the 19th century, particularly in regard to social classes and wealth. In addition, each of the episodes (of the Japanese dub) begin with a summary spoken in French.

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>>9996208
what did he mean by this?

>> No.9997135

This entire thread lmao

Why the fuck do you have to mention anime in every thread

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>>9997135
>Why the fuck do you have to mention anime in every thread
Same reason Millennial fucks relate everything to pop culture.

>> No.9998030

>>9997135

This entire thread is a wholly commendable and meritorious containment thread

>> No.9998831

>>9998030
Thank you sir (or woman sir haha), it's very heartwarming as it is the first time someone complimented my thread.

>> No.9999587

bumping

>> No.9999823

bump

>> No.9999825

god another 175 posts to go wtf this is gonna take all night, can't some anti-semitic troll setoff a shitstorm so we can get through this shit before morning

>> No.10000243

>>9996287
i'm still sad this didn't end with the Count ravaging Albert's boipucci in front of his father as it should have

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>52 posts
>1 IP
holy fuck, please seek help

>> No.10000303

>>9988522

You can't do what he did. Prove it, or you're the cunt, OP.

>> No.10000644

>>10000303
I can't do what a cunt did so I'm the cunt?
Where's the logic in that?

>> No.10001245

>>10000644

Lmfao, I leave this cresspit for a week or so and you all lose your fucking minds. This kind of entertainment is actually exactly what I was looking for.

>> No.10001345

>>10001245
Please Explain

>> No.10001838

bumping!!!!!!!!!!!!11

>> No.10002354

The time has come my friends. I will now allow this thread to die in peace.