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Help me with a yearbook quote /lit/.

Law school yearbook, not high school.

>> No.9986127
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CARPE DAYUM

>> No.9986131

jury nullification

>> No.9986283

>>9986122
"The exception is more interesting than the rule. The rule proves nothing; the exception proves everything. In the exception the power of real life breaks through the crust of a mechanism that has become torpid by repetition."

>> No.9986293
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>>9986122

>> No.9986303

>>9986122
"Splinter is coming."
-Michaelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vol 3

>> No.9986315

When he graduates he has a surprise lol

>> No.9986316

It's been a good year, book. Friends, family members, professors, professional lawyers: these are the people that encouraged me to live on living on. The good time is the time you've spent on good timing. Have fun with your life because one day I'll die on some day, maybe Monday. God night and good bless y'all forever henceforth beyond in indefinitely.

>> No.9986320

The possibility of crime allows for legislative changes.

>> No.9986327

I am the law

>> No.9986348

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

>> No.9986353

Cuntfucking bloodlust taintslit fuckshit dicksludge shitfest faggotgash clustershitfuckdickpiss assrend dickcuntfishclitfuck fuck.

>> No.9986359

>>9986293
Seconded

>> No.9986419

My dearest colleagues, once my dad farted and I got a boner, but those were different times.

>> No.9986468

>>9986122
"Something Something Something . . . The Jews"

>> No.9986478

>>9986131
Underrated

>> No.9986498

>>9986122
Caecilius est in horto.

>> No.9986507

>>9986293
The Argument is healthcare. The Argument is ravioli. The Argument is consuming. The Argument is a rabbit. The Argument is yoyos, the Argument is a penis-straw. The Argument is a windmill. The Argument is a plane ticket. The Argument is metrics. The Argument is a fist in a cunt. The Argument is continentalism. The Argument is Socrates. The Argument is paper. The Argument is air. The Argument is a guestimate, The Argument is Clag glue. The Argument is a fingernail. The Argument is an oblong. The Argument is a 300g bag of fucking grade-a skunk. The Argument is a menu for Wendy's. The Argument is an argument. The Argument is the Cosmos. The Argument is a blade of grass, the Argument is the constitution of the United states of America. The Argument is a flute. The Argument is a showehead. The Argument is rape. The Argument is a winter jacket. The Argument is glibbedyglomlenstomp. The Argument is habbadabbavada. The Argument is WEEHOOTYMcDIGGLESCHNOMP. The Argument is docofovpwlpsnvihwjkokcj osofipdovkkeivownxjiglejxkcjjslcopovkwlspncockownxownocjvijapakcjwpcjkwnrivutgychqkoanciyjwockpskvhspcjpwncowodjvjaixhicowpcnpanspck0vkwpsjh iskgudoivowpkabcobwbdkcowoq fjcoqpidcikwjfihinjggueoocjbwocjpwjojd jdicodi1okqbsngggggghhhhhhpollllllllllslsssssssssssssssssmmmmmmmmccjd. E..................................!

>> No.9986512

dalenda est carthago

>> No.9986548

>>9986507
>E..................................!
Care to support that clam?

>> No.9986565

>>9986122
something you'll look back on and think 'god i was a faggot'. 'ecce homo' or >>9986327

>> No.9986718

"Before I break you will will hear me crack" (Moby Dick, but quoted from my memory and translated, so it may be not 100% accurate).

>> No.9986739

> law school yearbook

What the shit is this? Do people actually buy these things?

>> No.9986741

>>9986122
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

>> No.9986787

Jet beams can't melt steel fuel.

>> No.9986801

>>9986131
Best answer. Get the profs panties in a bunch

>> No.9986831

>law school yearbook

How about burn in hell you kikes

>> No.9986856

>>9986122
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time

>> No.9986866

>>9986122
It's not enough that I succeed. Others must fail.

>> No.9986874

>>9986122
"If I broke open the skull of a Man, I would know what the inside of his skull looked like" ~ Josef Mengele

>> No.9986878

>E..................................!
I find this way more funny than I should.

>> No.9986883

>>9986878
>>9986507
meant for

>> No.9987019

>>9986303
>Splinter is cumming
FTFY

Otherwise, great quote.

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>>9986548
>>9986878
>>9986883

>> No.9987163

In the beginning was the word, and the word was with god, and the word was god.

>> No.9987166

>>9986131
Perfect.

>> No.9987174

>>9987163
>and the word was a god
ftfy

>> No.9987181

Obstacles are meant to be overcome, not yielded to

>> No.9987190

one hand for the ship and one hand for yourself

>> No.9987209

>>9986122

"I go on 4chan, and yet I am a lawyer."

>> No.9987243

>>9986122
Death before dishonor

>> No.9987261

>>9987209
this gets my vote

>> No.9987303

>>9987148
>you share the same atoms as Richard Dawkins
Really makes you think.

>> No.9987364

>>9987163

In the beginning was the world, and the world was with the demiurge, and the world was the demiurge.

>> No.9987407

only blood moves the wheel of history

>> No.9987430

>>9986122

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
--DICK

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No lawyer, no witnesses? What sort of due process is this?

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We really shouldn't have invaded Iraq Bush-senpai.

>> No.9988563

>>9986348
Seconded

>> No.9988574

>>9986122
>ywn look like that
fuck life

>> No.9988628

>>9986316
bretty good desu

>> No.9990229

If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

>> No.9990266

>>9986739
Mine was given out at the end of the first week, with everybody's contact info and whatnot.

>> No.9991279

Because I am a lawyer I cannot escape evil. --Kafka

>> No.9991301

There are some things even a rat won't do.

>> No.9991370

Sic transit gloria mundi.

>> No.9991412

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

>> No.9991917

Lex... Luthor

>> No.9993693

>>9986122
"Diversity is a code word for anti white"

>> No.9993706

"I'm gay! Thanks to my friends for the support!"

>> No.9995264

"Rhonda Byrne taught me all I need to know about law."

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>> No.9995306

>>9986122
"I just like everybody and I believe in everything" - sweet, sweet, Andy Warhol

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>> No.9995855

>>9986122

Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world